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    C H I N A

    The expected for the 1-4 was surprisingly high though.

  3. 3 Games Ranked in Warspite:

    Avg Dmg - 102k 

    Avg XP - 2k

    1685 WTR & got back to Rank 10

    Call it a night before I fuck it up

  4. Yesterday
  5. Tked by a guy with 7k battles in a t49 and barely 65% on marks.

    The guy threw the game by killing me.

    Guess I'll play some dayz..

  6. Wanted to do the 121 on track. Started from tier 5 and was quickly dissuaded to not go down the MT line. Decided to grind the LTs instead and then unlock the tier 9 MT that way. However, the Chinese guns are just making me pull my hair out. Just unlocked the WZ 132 and got the top gun. The alpha is nice but it’s like a complete lottery on whether you will either hit anything or pen anything. Played about 5 matches so far in it. Penning less than 50% of shots. One game was 12 shots fired, 1 pen. FML :(

    1. MagicalFlyingFox


      Step 1: Load full gold.

      Then go nuts.

    2. DirtyACE7


      But mah credits :(

      I'm actually running 50/50 AP/APCR loadout on the 132.

    3. Hellsfog


      The Wz 120's gun will troll you until you weep. 

  7. S8 arrived, sleek phone shitty platform. Pass.





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    2. Fulcrous


      the best apple product is the ipod because it gets universal functionality for pretty much anything to make it be worth its value... only because of jailbreaking :serb:

    3. BlackAdder


      @Fulcrous yeah apple is really in trouble sales are almost non existent :doge:

      @hazzgar a028da72d1d598e94b1422d398c32d10--suits-

    4. hazzgar


      @Fulcrous Ipod is simply a success of marketing. There were superior products at the market at that time. Only the last gen offered good sound quality when they bought rio.

  8. What is worse than a bad wot rngesus? 

    A bad rngesus in RL.

  9. Last week
  10. JoJo too OP :cri:


    1. Marty


      Eh it was just JoJo's streamer RNG/MM :kappa:

  11. Anyone watched Dunkirk? Worth shelling out monies to watch?

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    2. Fulcrous


      C h r i s t o p h e r N o l a n is reason enough :feelsgoodman:

    3. hazzgar


      Watch it in true 70mm Imax (or digital full size imax not liemax). Nolan really knows how to use the format and Dunkirk in Imax is better than any 3d shit they pushed for years. 

    4. avandelay


      It was filmed on film. Very hipsterish I guess. You need to watch it on the biggest screen possible. I saw it on a 70mm screen. The visuals are stunning and the sound is incredible. It should win any award possible in the visual/sound categories. Totally worth the $$$ spent to see it in the theater.

  12. Tweaked the campaing files in cold waters to make it longer, playing in narwhal this time.

    This song is just stuck in my head and can't get rid of it...

    Anyway, one of the cons of campaing in cw is, that you just race from one mission to another without a break - you have multiple leaks and your boat could use some repairs? Low on torpedoes? No, no, no - another settlement needs your he... I mean - you have a new mission to accomplish. Bonus points if it's THE last mission.

    So, I'm doing missions for my admiral, wrecking red boats left and right, only 4 torpedoes and 4 harpoons left. New mission! Sink an invasion force. Damn. I get to a good ambush position and wait. I get ambushed by enemy subs.

    Fuck. Can't fight these guys, invasion forces are large and I might not have enough weapons if I engage those reds. So I fired a moss, turned the other way, went deep and fast until I could actually leave.

    I wait for a minute in the campaign screen, then my target walks right into me.

    Checked conditions, their bearing, ok, let's do this. 8 contacts on sonar. I have 8 weapons. If any one of them takes more than one weapon to sink- I'm screwed; if a wreck sucks up a weapon (happens veeeery often) - I'm screwed. But I did it. Dealt with the escorts and spent like 20 minutes with time compression on chasing down the transports (narwhal can do only 25kts).

    I think I made my admiral proud.


    1. Haswell


      For some reason every screenshot I see for the game reminds me more that it's a SH4 clone.

      From graphics, UI, TDC elements, even the medal thing here, looks just like SH4.

    2. orzel286


      @Haswell Idk about sh4, but I played sh2 and it kinda put me off. I just had to do every damn thing. Cold waters has in comparison much simplified controls and ui, BUT - the game mechanics and that it's very tactical makes it (for me) fun, I think that it's devs just hit the sweet spot between arcade and realism. Oh, and the fact that other vessels are not cheating in any way and are bound by the same mechanics as you? Great stuff. And those bastard can actually use some "dirty tricks" that you can.

      Like, I was  sneaking on one sub that just kept pinging on active sonar, fired my torp, then buggered off (because cool guys don't look at explosions). About 2 minutes later I had a soviet torp on my rear end, because there was another sub I didn't know about, and he just fired a snapshot at the location of my launch transient. Nearly got me there, if his weapon didn't go on active search I wouldn't even know I'm in some deep shit until I was hit.

    3. Haswell


      If you want more in-depth mechanics and a WW2 setting, get TMO for SH4.

      Tactical highlights include times where you simply cannot risk using your scope to sight the target and have to rely on sonar while staying below the thermal barrier, crashdiving and evasion after you make a loud noise and ships depthcharge you to hell and back and the satisfaction of hearing your target assplode while doing all of the above.

      Oh, you can tag along a friendly surface task force to lure enemy ships over for glorious explosions too. Nothing like shit exploding above and below at the same time.

  13. What fourth module would you recommend on the Dunkerque ? 

  14. Gallery of WW2 pics in (i think original) colour:

    warning: some are graphic

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    2. HapcDave


      Agreed, no shit on that warning too; wasn't quite prepared for that.

    3. SchnitzelTruck



      Reminds me of my noob days at tier3.


    4. Archaic_One



      Pubby trying to use a bush . . . 

  15. Why are Chinese tanks such an exercise in futility? It's like pulling teeth trying to do something with them. Currently on WZ 131. WTF is it with this thing? It's like the gunner is blind folded. Shots constantly going into fucking space.

    1. Unavailebow


      China = Rusha without Stalinium Shell Guidance System

    2. DirtyACE7


      That is how it feels. I sure hope 132 is better than this.

  16. About to 3 mark AMX1390

    Overturn myself at beginning of match... 0 dmg

    I swear I'm good at this game guys


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    2. sohojacques


      That is quite the redemption. Replay for us plebs to admire?

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      Its pretty boring. I sat on the hill on cliffs and camo sniped the entire enemy team. Required zero effort

    4. sohojacques


      Not even any post match accusations of hacking to report? What a let down.

  17. MFW rep kit is on 4.


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    2. Kolni


      my kb is big enough to make have to let go of the W key or it's uncomfy to reach 5, so i just trigger rep with 4 and then the tank keeps driving until i hit 5

      if it's only one module it autorepairs anyway so then 4>5 anyway

    3. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      More akin to when you accidentally repair your yellow tracks instead of your broken ammorack.

    4. Archaic_One


      My favorite is 'Q' to talk.  Talk for a second . . . nobody hears me . . . try to talk again . . . "why am I clipping??!!"  I'm a caveman

  18. currently averaging 4870 DPG in the Foch 155 after 18 games in it, didn't even break a sweat :serb: 

    who said this tank was bad when you have a 2k dmg clip and autopen heat? :kjugh: 

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    2. Kolni


      this isnt NALCS1 chat brah :kappa: 

    3. Sovereign_M


      Kolni #MakeFOCH155Greatagain. You must 3 mark it. 

    4. hazzgar


      @Kolni yeah arty hits for 500dmg. Previously you were 1 shot killed. I remember blindshooting a known camping bush and blind 1 shot killing fochs 155s quite a few times when I was grinding arty missions so arty changes helped it A LOT. 

  19. Whether you like him or not, this was hilarious:

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    2. Hellsfog


      He has all the enthusiasm of a 25 year DMV employee.

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      I assume you're speaking from experience

    4. Hellsfog


      Yes, I have been to the DMV,

  20. My first Fadin and with the Bat! YES!

    1. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Congrats! I got one the other day in the bat as well. Coming in clutch with the hot "tactical" miss. 

  21. Car peeps (especially JDM) I need some advice: I have a '96 Toyota Celica ST202. 180BHP,  manual, top spec model not the GT4. its completely factory. I really like it and its in spotless condition, however. I do want a Honda integra Type R (DC2) after owning my old car - an Integra DC1, but they are quite expensive. 

    I also want to mod my Celica, (wheras if I bought an Integra Id keep it pretty factory) and im torn between saving for an Integra, which would take a few years at this rate, or modding my Celica and making it mine. (Which would be a lot cheaper and a lot more achievable) im not talking about ricing it btw, tasteful mods. 

    What do. 

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    2. simba90


      Just saying, Why don't you save the $1500 - 2000 <edit> for the wheels </edit>(not sure exactly what they cost) and save another ~2k add that to the 3.5 - 4k you could get for your car (again I don't actually know what it would be worth just guessing a figure here that seems reasonable to me.) And you're pretty much there. I know saving $4k seems like a lot when you're starting out but it really does add up quickly when you put your mind to it. Think about it, once you've saved for the wheels you're halfway there.

      Edited by simba90
    3. Assassin7


      Yep, that is the issue I am dealing with. Lol

    4. DirtyACE7


      I agree with @simba90. Save up your money dude and get what you really want instead of compromising. I'm just speaking from experience with buying cars. It is so so so much better to get the car you truly want instead of just going for second choice. You simply can't beat the feeling of knowing you got exactly what you wanted. Save up and go for your first choice. I wouldn't spend any money on modding the Celica. Just save it. Keep the Celica as is (factory stock).

  22. Who else on SEA has found that the advertised x4 First Victory Weekend actually means no first victory bonus at all when logging in? 

  23. Anyone here own a pet stingray?

    1. sohojacques


      No. But you've brought back fond memories of the large number of skates that resided in the bay down from my house when I was a kid. Cool creatures. Wouldn't try to give one a hug though.

    2. MAJEST1C


      They are docile creatures. I am looking foward to own some of them. It amaze me how people sell them for $100+ for one...

      Fish tanks are also quite expensive, building your own is a better alternative.

  24. 94.7% on T29 marks. start game. get fucking yolod by enemy superpershing who just flat out counters my deployment position and he kills me because hes wiggling and I cant pen him and hes a tier higher and I have no cover against him. Fucking bullshit. he died for no reason other than to kill me. 


    this is why I dont bother fucking 3 marking. ugh. 

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    2. Fulcrous


      Could be worse. I got cucked for quite a few games in my Maus and kept playing when I should've just taken a break. I had one 0 damage game from getting ammo racked and died earlier than I should have. Another because I got focused out by a platoon (don't really blame them). 

      Ended up killing my overall dpg goal of trying to maintain 5k for ~ 50 games and gradually ease out at 4.7-8 at 150.

      Edit: I recall in one of my paris games (under the heavy bridge), there was a jpe in front of me but couldn't like for sone reason. Half of his tank was sticking out but apparently wouldn't light him because spotting check mechanic sucks dick. You can guess what happened after.

    3. WhatTheSkara


      The spotting marks on tanks are only a few, middle front, middle sides, middle rear, commander's hatch, joint between gun and turret..

      If none of these points is in your los you won't spot the tank.

    4. Raj


      shouldn't have gotten yoloed

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