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  2. This is how commitment looksDZJstJF.jpg

    1. Deus__Ex__Machina


      I think you’re mistaking the word commitment for depression, perhaps rage?, suicidal tendencies?

    2. Hîr-am-Helcaraxë


      That's the other side of the commitment coin: if it doesn't drive you almost crazy it didn't really need much effort in the commitment department.

  3. Today
  4. Finally broke 200k dmg barrier in wows. In coop. In tier 6 game. Hm.



  5. My team just lost a battle in WOWS. A Co-op battle. Bots capped. Five of my teammates did nothing to prevent it.

    1. orzel286


      Bots don't cap, they kill all, so a)many bots got into the cap and didn't get off fast enough or b)got stuck. The second option while still being a complete fail for a hooman team has at least funny side to it.


      When bots start to deliberately play for objectives humanity is doomed.

  6. Beautiful gun on a not so beautiful platform, 215b 3 marked


  7. I dont know why I cant win anymore at tier X after 1.0 and strangely my dpg is better. Can someone help me? Whenever I play I feel that no matter what I do the game is lost unless I pull off a 5k dmg.

    I mean look a this replay what could I have done more? And I keep having these kind of games. Maybe I had to push the STI?

    5a .wotreplay

    1. Avataren


      stop playing tier 10. its ruined nowadays. its all about how many type 5 &/or object 268 v4s you got and  theres always 3 arties in every game. I stopped and I haven't had this little frustration and much fun in a year.

    2. Fulcrous


      Winning in t10 now is basically about killing as many tanks as you can before they can kill off yours in the early game or being such an immobile (yet flexible when necessary) rock that you can win 1vXs. You basically need a at least 4 of the following armor/hp/alpha/mobility/dpm to win solo rn.

      Consequently the only t10s i can maintain really good solo wr in is the 7201(k) @ 76% and the 268v4 @ 80%.

  8. Yesterday
  9. Camp camp camp. It's getting unplayable. I'll fucking take corridor meta than having to dig out tier 10 TDs from hard camping and having two arties nuking me all the tim as it wasn't cancer enough already. Give scout 500 view range.

    1. TAdoo87


      You might as well give them an X-ray machine. 

  10. 1.0 removed my ability to play WoT without investing in a PC upgrade - which isn't of great interest to me right now (mind you my internet is very shoddy). I didn't stop playing because I don't like WoT, or because i found particular fault with the community - it just upgraded past my ability to run it. I'll also share that@dualmaster333 has sold his PC parts and turned off his home internet. The era of the original chode$tarz has passed it seems. 

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    2. Hellsfog


      Your chode will forever live in our hearts.

    3. Assassin7


      well, that sucks.

      you plan on coming back if you eventually get a new PC? and how come dual sold his PC and internet? thats strange...

    4. simba90
  11. Game that promotes base-camping, rewards passive play while penalizing aggressive play, and cannot balance sub-46%'ers ... I'm done. Anyone play Divinity Original Sin 2? Thinking about spending some of my gaming budget on it. Seems pretty deep. Thanks!

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    2. hazzgar


      @TAdoo87 assuming I know any given series is a bit silly. Even though I watched it 2 times. I'm just bad at quote references. Working in the movie industry means I focus on other shit.

    3. nabucodonsor


      @hazzgar that is because you don't have the correct training music. Here 


      And ofc it is a bit silly. No one wants to lose their hair in their 20s. As Crabs said it is a Kewei method. (For those who don't get it this is the full training regiment: 



    4. hazzgar


      I still seriously thought Kewei was doing that. Still I am loosing my hair and will probably have to shave it off in 1 year so maybe the training makes sense for me ;)

  12. I love how the 3-5-7 mm is making the OP268-4 problem even more pronounced. Lost two games in a tier 8 tank last night when the MM gave the enemy team a v4 and my team a cheesewedge on a non-camping map. Surprisingly my team won a game where we had a Grille and a 50B vs a v4 and an IS-7. It made me more happy than I want to admit.

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    2. Fulcrous


      its more hilarious when said 268v4 is scared of 8s.

    3. hazzgar


      @Fulcrous he's a TD you idiot, He must snip. Go spot in yur mid.

    4. Kymrel


      Yeah, I don't get that a lot. I get the 47% WR guy yoloing a flank with a couple of guys following behind him, keeping him from getting flanked, racking up 6+k easy.

  13. FYI Wotlabs is back up

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    2. NightmareMk9


      WG deleted the thread...

      Not surprised

    3. Archaic_One


      I remember thinking, "hey I've got a SIMP guy in a scout tank, this should work well".  It was Dark_Matter, gone in 60 seconds . . . sigh

    4. NightmareMk9


      The whole event was a complete shit show.  The people that setup the events have no fucking clue how the game is played

  14. Last week
  15. Tempted to buy the Progetto (as a birthday present) since it's on sale for 40% off with other goodies. But it's like a Mutz but with paper armour & a better gun. Yay or nay? 

    1. TheMarine0341


      Take with a grain of salt, only 3 battles played. IMO its the most flexible of all tier 8 MTs, rivaling really only the Lorrain 40t

    2. Archaic_One


      I don't have one but I keep seeing them at the top of the damage results even when not top tier.  Looks like a winner.

    3. crapcannon


      Bought it yesterday before I lost the sale. Have yet to play it. 

  16. Can anyone tell me what Happened to Zeven? I learned so much from him and his recent stats and streams make it seem like he lost 50% of his skill. Not meant as a dig since I am grateful for all the help I got from him but it's really surprising. 

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    2. Jaegaer


      Unless you really stop caring but can't stop playing. Then you log in every few days and play 2-3 games and be reminded why you stopped caring and log off and that can even wreck a Unicorns stats.

    3. hazzgar


      @Jaegaer but he is streaming and playing relatively long sessions. Look his streams up. 

    4. Archaic_One


      Has he been platooning with followers a lot?  

  17. Me 2 years ago: cvs are like arty, they don't belong, they don't work, they won't work. #removecarriers

    Now: wg is reworking carriers, but it won't work, because a)it's wargaming we're talking about; b)this class is inherently broken and can't be balanced EVER (just like arty). And ofc official eu forum went full autistic screeching when I said this XD Oh well...

  18. Jesus fucking Christ. I just had to tell 10 tanks that if a Shitbarn is this far ahead of them they should probably camp less.

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    2. Tman450


      People are super retarded right now thanks to Spaghetti missions.

    3. Archaic_One


      The TD meta is back in force right now with all of the new OP bushes, in a lot of situations getting spotted early is a quick trip to garage.  I've seen 10 TDs per side in a Tier 10-9 match recently.  Plus some maps like Fjords and Mines - if you get the bad spawn, camping is probably your only hope

    4. woe2you


      Could have sworn I attached the pic to this. D'oh.


  19. Does MM weight influence XP earned in a battle? A medium gets a bonus compared to a heavy of the same tier? I've never really found anything directly addressing this. But bonus or not heavies do better since they fight close range. 

    1. Katoleras


      Nope. But amount of XP increases if you are shooting higher tiers and spotting your own targets. You also earn exp when you are bouncing things. 

    2. simba90


      There is also a close quarters combat bonus (firing at targets under 100m IIRC)

  20. One thing that I haven't been able to figure out since coming back from my hiatus: Who is this murazer guy? Is he the new SerB? What happened to SerB? What makes this maruzer guy so controversial? Cant seem to figure it out from reading as people just seem salty overall.

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    2. simba90


      54 minutes ago, WaterWar said: some point.

      <As they shuts the doors for the last time> "Maybe that wasn't the best course of action"

    3. Assassin7


      hes basically just buffing armour non stop. he probably wont stop until the only way you can pen an equal tier tank is by firing gold at it. And then he'll nerf gold rounds because "everyone is firing far too many gold rounds and making armour irrelevant" 

      I swear hes literally balancing the game for the lowest common denominator, read: 45%ers

    4. MagicalFlyingFox


      its not making the 45%ers any better

  21. For fun I go back through and read some of the old comments on the old tank discussion threads.

    Some comments did NOT age well, others are still true as gold

    1. DHP


      You can't leave us hanging like that ! At least show us one ! :)

    2. Strigonx
  22. How long ago did cowboyofbebop sell his account?  I saw him in battle recently and it wasn't him from the playstyle. Also his recent stats took a nosedive.

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    2. Fulcrous
    3. Diatomix


      i Remember that guy

    4. hazzgar


      A stats nosedive doesn't mean it's not him. Zeven is also playing WAAAAY below his level

  23. What happened to leo1? Clean hit on its mantlet with 293 pen AP, bounce :O


    1. simba90


      Probably hit the small autobounce area directly above the gun.

  24. I love not playing on my own account and getting called a noob because "LOL u yellow" by players with 53% recent. 

  25. I know playing arty sucks but when your team is 2 arties + one td that camped all game when the enemy has 5 tanks and you kill 3 of them by blindshotting their last spotted position (some 5 minutes ago) you don't feel so bad about playing arty. They really deserved getting shat on.

  26. 22k people on USC and I still get this shit CThvxN5.jpg


    Don't worry though the game is fine

    1. PlanetaryGenocide


      er, if you don't know what i'm bitching about, it's in the bottom right corner

    2. nabucodonsor


      Don't worry as you can see Ivan and Vladimir in the background are discussing on how to fix these problems for you. WG working as intended 

    3. Tarski


      Yeah, I don't understand why there can be so many tier 10 tanks in the queue and I still have to wait for several minutes every single time. Something is screwy with the matchmaking. 

    1. Haswell


      I'd rather watch an SSD get thrashed 24/7 until it dies. At least then I'll have a rough idea of how long the stream will be instead of playing lottery.

  27. 1,457 base xp on the AMX 13-57 with 3,7 k damage, 856 spotting and 3 kills. This is a first class mastery badge. WTF? What do I have do to get Ace Wanker on this thing?

    Victory Westfield AMX 13 57 Experience received:4.809    Credits earned 106.432   (compensation for damage caused by allies: 656)  Battle achievements High Caliber, Master Gunner, Mastery Badge: "I Class" Repairs:    -4 005   Ammunition:    -3 060   Total:    99 367      WN8: 9 155 (100)


    1. Action


      i get aces in 1.5k -1.6k base XP range (NA)... the bigger problem is to 3 mark that damn thing during this event with all the unicorns and full gold guys running this thing like crazy (i do too because 1k base XP average duh...) and getting focused by every player and his mother

    2. hazzgar


      @Action it was always hard as shit to 3 mark. it has tier8 premium 3 mark reqs. 2580 combined when I did it in my old GF. 

      @Kymrel 5k kombined 4-5kill is minimum for ace. Preferably when bottom tier.

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