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  1. Today
  2. another fine example of contact with a pubbie... note we lost.. I did 4500 damage in a 3-5-7 game in a conway and my team still managed to find a way to lose. 

    This moron messages me after the game accusing me of cheating.. then his clannie messages me accusing me of .. talking shit about his clan? 

    so... "platoon 2 was running cheat mods"... but then why the fuck message me? I was solo.. my brain hurts


    .. that first conversation did have some more to it where I told him to stop failing at seal clubbing tier 6 average since he was so good. ... maybe that's what got them all riled up. 

    1. hazzgar


      Yeah I had some recent contact with a pubbie who slammed me for being noob on my new XVM camo account because I had 52% wr overal and he had 56% WR overal while playing 11k battles (out of 20k total) in t67 (67% wr in this), 4k in a type64 and 2k in a b2... 

      That dude did 0 dmg but I'm a noob because I didn't listen to his late game advice of soloing a med I cannot clip 70% of the time in my elc even...

  3. Yesterday
  4. I want to grind to the E-50 and I realized I stopped half way through the panther grind but I don't want to rebuy because apparently I had a 65% W/R and a Pools medal in it 4 years ago, how can I ruin those stats ;_; 

    1. hazzgar


      Play it more, bring the WR higher 

  5. Finally first points in my f1 2011 career!

    After that complete heartbreak of a first race (starting from pole, just a few laps after first pit stop two punctures, somehow limped back to pits, couple of laps later - another puncture, went to pits again, got the same tires I started with, after giving chase anyway, 2 laps to go, clawed my way back to 9th place and then rear lost all grip, I could barely keep the car in a straight line, finished 14th) this is a nice change.

    Made a bit of a mistake - should've gone for the option tires just like everyone else instead of intermediate, I didn't know that the track went completely dry until I started losing 10 seconds per lap; last pit was spot on though, just as it started raining again I changed those useless, blistered intermediates to wet, started to gain massively and finished 5th. Started from pole again, so it's 4 positions lost, but hey, at least I got points this time.

  6. Can you return or exchange Gamestop WoT gift card? My wife got me one for fathers day but I don't play it anymore. Was wondering if I could exchange it for a Steam card for my son.

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    2. Strigonx


      you can gift its contents to me


    3. hazzgar
    4. TheMarine0341


      How much is on it/value of the card?

  7. Last week
  8. hm can't you connect with your wg account? does it give you some message?

  9. Man, i'm sure he got all the followers/subs cuz she's so good at Fartnite. We're not gonna even mention she's just using that game for her self promotion as she just keeps fullscreen on her and not even playing the fucking game. But God forbid some guy goes shirtless on Twitch. Instaban. Fucking whores.


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    2. Strigonx


      Are those tits even real?

    3. Sapros


      @hazzgar I think you need a safe space. No triggering words (no matter how appropriate they'd be), and also the chance of someone actually mistaking your shitposting for informed opinions. QB subs get extra points.


    4. Medjed


      I don't give a fuck about your assumptions. She a hoe bruh. Now get the fuck out of my status update.

  10. Good to see that my SSD decided to give up at the deadest most uninteresting period of the game. It just sucks that I put 30 days prem time like 20 days ago. What a waste. Atleast I'm taking another well deserved big ass break after the end of Frontline mode.  

  11. Live, local and lame! Currently hanging out on!

  12. How the hell does one remove camo from a tank? I ask because every time I do it, the button to confirm it stays greyed out and so I can't remove all the camo, there's always at least one part of camo that is left on the tank so that I can actually click on the confirm button. Is it bugged or am I just an idiot and don't know how to properly remove camo?

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    2. sohojacques


      That sounds seriously annoying. You’ve tried changing the camo on different tanks?

    3. DirtyACE7


      Actually I was able to remove it completely from one of the other tanks but can't for some of the others, so it's not consistent which makes it even more annoying.

    4. sohojacques


      And a ticket to WG is the definition of futility.

  13. Lucky 11 game session in the leo 1


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    2. nabucodonsor


      Have you got the Alsain mod that tells you what is the real aim time? I am curious to know what it is.

      Also just my opinion I am starting to think the maps and the meta are now kinder to the Leo

    3. Fulcrous
    4. Strigonx


      How the fuck do you have 94k gold?

  14. >Duh, I want to play some racing rame

    >hm, I still have f1 2011, I wonder if it works...

    >works! But holy crap, this is so difficult...

    The most interesting statistic of mine so far? Highest speed crash: 315 kph. I blame Jimmer. His channel, if you're interested:

  15. So are the 121B and T95E6 the tanks to get now from campaign rewards? I've been seeing various streamers recommending these two over the other tanks.

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    2. DirtyACE7


      Hey @FavreFan4ever! Great to see you too! I took a break for 3 months and I think it did me some good :)


    3. TheMarine0341


      I have over 4017 DPM in the E6 right now, more once I ever grind out more bonds for improved vents. Its hilarious

    4. FavreFan4ever


      @DirtyACE7 We should try to get together to platoon one of these days. I'm fairly rusty (and incredibly busy IRL), but I've usually got a couple nights a week open for tanks.

  16. Never has Bodged the No player data found bug, the tank list is still broken, he'll fix that when he can he said.
    @RealBattousai @jst2gr8

  17. Mediums are so aids to play. Cant push. Can't hold flanks. Can't trade against all the HE spam. Etc.

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    2. hazzgar


      @Sapros I know it's basicaly a tradition that we don't agree with each other but compred to how competitive it was to now it does. Yeah it might not be a Leopard but it has been powercreeped like the 50M. The fact that you can play it well doesn't change the fact that the tank performs not as well when everything now has alpha, HE or has great hull down capability. 

    3. Sapros


      Not nearly as irrelevant as other meds. w/e 

    4. hazzgar


      @Sapros well it's like saying "I'm a tall midget". Most meds are irrelevant. 430U is the only one that works on every map. Fatton works on mapy + autoloaders can at least exploit mistakes. Though I think the 62a got hurt by the map changes where WG prioritized ridgeline fighting and gave gun depresion to many tanks. 5deg 2 years ago was ok, now it's as low as tanks get. 

  18. So I have been trying to get into the site all day and for some reason it keeps telling me that "No data found for player uvbeentrumped". Is there something going on with the site?

    1. HemanathanRX7


      been for a while.

  19. Hmm says no data found for my player name, is something wrong with Wotlabs?

    1. simba90


      I saw a comment somewhere about the API being down?

    2. RealBattousai


      Ah that would make sense since it doesn't work on any of the stats sites. Thanks.

  20. Been watching liquidator on the RU server play the Progetto 65. There's something about that tank that makes me want it really bad.

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    2. DirtyACE7


      @NightmareMk9 I was actually talking about the tier 10 but you're right, the premium tier 8 is also really nice and I would love to get it but I also vowed not to give any more money to WG for the time being until they resolve various issues.

    3. NightmareMk9


      yeah, I'm dumb.  I only have 2 games in the standard tier 8 and the 2-shot gun just isn't the same...

    4. DirtyACE7
  21. Wg announced their plan for new resources in wows, clan-less players starting shitstorms already. Feels good to not get a shitty end of the stick for once XD

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    2. NightmareMk9


      I wonder if I/WE get the coal for oil already spent on the Clam HQ

    3. orzel286


      My guess is: it doesn't matter if oil was spent, only that number shown on player list matters.

    4. NightmareMk9


      A while back they moved the oil from the players into the clan screen.  I can't see how much oil I have, all I see is the clan oil (2810) and I have earned like 95% of that.  I spent about 2k on the 10% off in the shipyard for tier 5-7.  OK, I found the total I have earned in the clan (3250).  I hope I get 16k coal out of that.

  22. Casual 12k assistance on Karelia and 3rd MoE



  23. Earlier
  24. This sounds extremely petty but I get so much fucking joy from ruining someone's game. Like every time I permatrack some idiot on a hill or corner, every time I catch someone out with no cover, every time I'm responsible for deleting the entirety of an enemy tank I get extremely aroused. It's like I get to channel all the frustration that this game has inflicted on me and put all onto someone else.

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    2. SkittlesOfSteeI


      playing arty just removes the satisfaction. I wanna outskill faggots not click them

    3. hazzgar


      @SkittlesOfSteeI permatracking is not always outskilling people. French tanks get detracked it you sneeze near them. Ruskies don't get detracked even if you eat their tracks. 


      Also how many times I have been double tracked by random long range snapshots from inaccurate guns.

    4. flare_phoenix


      jeez meows relax

  25. More WT memes 




    8k (almost 5k direct dmg) combined on Erlemberg in a t49. This game can still be fun.

  27. If you think 3/5/7 is unfair try 2/5/8 on mannheim line. Our team has a bobject and wz1115, their team has an amx 50 and a strv-b. 

    Guess the result? 

    1. simba90


      your bobject camped in the back corner doing two shots of damage and your wz drowned himself after declaring the "XVM gives us 46% chance to win". - My experience with pub 'teammates' from this weekend.

    2. hazzgar


      @simba90 thankfuly I was the bobject and the wz1115 platooned with me right away and was a moderately competent player. Don't have xvm but he played like someone with 53% WR. Lost waaaay too much hp for nothing but pushed forward with me when I pressed W for Win in my still belenced tonk. 


      On a side note yeah I played 1 game on the bobject. It's as broken as it was before. I feel no difference.

  28. Why the fuck did I drop 40 fps after the update? Gfx settings still the same

    used to play with 110 normal fps, occasionally dropping to 80 at the worst, now I'm having ~60 fps, dropping to 40 every few seconds

    1. MagicalFlyingFox


      Its because of preferential matchmaking.


      All those preferential matchmaking tanks ruining your fps.

  29. So I decided to import my midlife crisis directly from Japan... Before anyone asks, no I don't know what an Initial D is :panting:. When I started doing a bit of research on getting one imported, the name kept coming up. I actually thought they were a tuning company or something at first like TRD.

    I then figured out it's a Japanese comic. This explains why all the kids have gone crazy for these and the prices have gone crazy. Lucky for me that it's the Trueno hatchback version they all want. I like the Trueno's but have always preferred the Levin Booter version...  I struck gold with this car. It has had a complete rust proofing carried out on it. The engine came out and the bay was treated and primed as was the boot(trunk). It also had a complete engine rebuild. Toda Racing cams, Toda Racing pistons, piston rings, Toda Racing valve springs, Toda Racing head gasket, Toda Racing oil cooler. It also has a 2 way Cusco diff and a set of fully adjustable suspension. Attached is a few pictures of it sitting in the port in Japan waiting for export.





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    2. zbran


      Yeah I see what you mean,nice car but...... I think we have very similar criteria when it comes to what we want in an AE86. Discrete mods, as original looking as possible. I want to drive mine every day and occasionally take it to a track day. The one I got ticked all the boxes for me. It's actually the top spec GT Apex model, and the best part is it still has it's entire original interior! Ok so the interior is D grade, but so what, a good clean and some minor repairs almost always bring it up to a C grade. Having the original drivers seat is unbelievably rare as it's almost always removed for a bucket seat. If you're lucky it would be replaced with a Bride seat, but not everyone has good taste :-).

    3. orzel286


      That's a nice piece of midlife crisis.

      Oh, @Assassin7 hope you like these "remixes" - imo perfect for drifting to sleep:

    4. Assassin7


      Yeah. If I had an AE86, id be unoriginal and have the white/black panda trueno, and probably similar rims to the watenabes that are on the Initial D AE86, but mainly because I think they look really good. Though if I was actually doing it I would probably choose something different. But Id have to be able to daily it, cant afford to own a daily and a weekend car. 

      But hey, this is my car lol:


      Fully original Integra Type R. Factory recaros and everything.

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