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  1. Quite the class act by this shitter, no wonder he's not in a clan anymore. Probably still salty about me putting a 15cm shot into him yesterday when he was trying to carry his team.4kpdwGj.jpg

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    2. kreigermann


      haters gonna hate.

    3. KruggWulf


      This guy is a drooling autist of legendary proportions. 

    4. Strigonx


      tbh you're very teamkillable :doge:

  2. First I hear complaints about a gold shooting UDES, and then I run into this. The heck were they doing? XAZPMGK.jpg

    Oh the things you see in randoms...

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    2. hazzgar


      Didn't you know swed tds were made for flipping memes. It's so easy to drive under them. 

    3. ThomChen114
    4. HowitzerBlitzer


      @hazzgar The best part is, if one shoots you for blocking their shot 300 metres away, you can go and drive under them to get them blue.

  3. I'm not that good of a player, yet I'm on the first page of AT 15 player ratings.

    Is it that bad of a tank?JE585MX.png

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    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      Free XP to the Tortoise, or free XP the Tortoise's 120mm...  hmmm.

      Only 50K EXP away at this point.

    3. lordawesome7


      what i did was research the Conway since its stock gun is the tort's 120mm


      if you have the charioteer or are close enough, i would recommend researching the conway just to get the tort's top gun without free xp

    4. HowitzerBlitzer


      That's literally the only line in game that I haven't started yet, so I guess that's not happening.

      AT 15 isn't that bad anyways, I ground it from stock to 100,000+ EXP already, still plenty of time to spare, I'll finish it.

  4. Best part of grand battles is the 4x arty... Especially when 3 of them are the same and the 4th an autoloader.


  5. Of course they have to sell the Skorpion G when I don't have $60...

    I'll get it someday, if I ever have more than $60 that I don't have to spend on living...

    1. DirtyACE7


      Until you can get the Skorpion, feast on them. Many players who have no clue will be playing it in the next few days and weeks. Time to HE farm.

    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      I can only hope for a Skorpion G rental soon, might be fun to shoot at them.

  6. I'd rather see them base the map around the southern half of the Derzhprom building, there's a lot more open space with trees there that they can use without going unhistorical like in the rework. The current version is one of the better city maps, but the south spawn has an advantage arty wise with more open positions... And less cover for the north spawn around the open part up north. It's also likely the most historically accurate thing in the game in its current form. The map might be better if they turned it into one of those new Grand Battle maps, there's so much they can fit in there to balance it using the historical layout, be for some reason they don't. Hopefully WG sees what they could do with the open space south of the city.
  7. Jagdtiger 8.8 is pretty useless for credit grinding now. Tier 8s starting to pen the superstructure with normal AP. If only that streamer didn't scam me out of a Skorpion G giveaway because his prepaid card wouldn't work with international payments... I need to find a new tier 8 credit grinder.

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    2. TohtoriP


      A lot of Tier8 TD have had 250ish pen for a long time, however I don´t know a single tier8 med or heavy that has more than 230ish pen. Maybe the problem itself lies with Scorpion G.. they are too numerous in random games.

    3. HowitzerBlitzer


      Yeah, but pen RNG is the same as damage RNG, they can have stupid high rolls and stupid low pen rolls, too.

      Some T28 Prototype penned the superstructure with standard ammo in the last battle I had in it not long ago, it's not only the German TDs. Tier 6s can pen my UFP with premium ammo, too.

    4. conjay810


      They gave the JT8.8 the Tiger II 105mm on Blitz.... I wonder. They gave a lot of premiums new guns in blitz, which was vital since prammo does less damage here.

  8. Massa is retiring again, looks like PDR might finally have a seat. 

    Or maybe it's fancy talk for him returning yet another year.


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    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      We thought the same last year.

      But what if neither of the two drivers Williams is considering will be fit for racing next season? Martini says one of their two drivers must be 25 or older, so that rules on Kvyat as he's 24. That leaves either PDR or Kubica. Kubica is still recovering for his accident in 2011, and might not be fit. PDR hasn't had a seat for a while now, and Massa might be faster than him... If Williams sees Massa as faster than PDR in their upcoming evaluations, and Kubica is not fit, he might be back in the seat. 

      Not impossible, but a longshot.

    3. DirtyACE7


      Massa rerolling again ;)

    4. BlackAdder


      He'll reroll. That thing is scrub, and this is harsh but best thing happened to him is that spring that hit his head in Hungary. 

      I mean how much you have self esteem when you return after proper goodbye. Not like he has championship winning car. Also this is comparison vs rookie Stroll.

  9. Why is breaking 50% overall WR so haaaaarrrrd. WN8 is rather easy if I play tanks I like (not the AT 15), WR is hard compared to that.

    1. Strigonx


      just play Type 64

    2. Javajunkie8b


      Sometimes winning is more about making the right move at the right moment to get the snowball rolling.  That plus getting early game map control/vision helps the pubbies on your team deal dmg i.e. better chance at a win.   Play like a pussy lose like a pussy.   Dont be a camper or play too passively.

    3. HowitzerBlitzer


      I can get plenty of spotting damage done (if I'm in the right tank), so I know I am helping the team that way. Most of my damage done comes when I'm being overrun by enemies.

      I've noticed most of the problems come from where my team is afraid to push past a certain point (such as getting on the hill at Mines from north spawn), even if the enemies seem to be missing on that flank for some reason. Almost as if they play each round on the same map the same way because they don't know each battle is different. Or they camp behind the main fight and don't bother moving in, especially when losing that fight means those guys in the back get flanked easy.

      Passive play isn't my problem, it's the team's problem. Spotting can't fix that in a brawling area with tons of cover.

  10. Looking back at the tanks I've played, somehow the AT 7 was one of my better tanks performance wise? vfLhyxg.png

    1. hazzgar


      Same for me. I have managed to pull 65% wr when my avg recent was 54%. 

    2. Errants


      Likewise: 70%, 72%, 64% for the AT 2, 8 and 7, respectively. Then back down to 55% for the AT 15. Dunno, but those three were very comfortable and short grinds. 50, 62, and 70 battles each, respectively as well.

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    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      @simba90 The last time I was asked who he was, I was asked for more information after my two sentence reply. I learned from last time and dumped most of what I know to prevent additional questions.

    3. DirtyACE7


      Jesus, that guy sounds like a special piece of work.

      Wonder if his so called girlfriend is a body-size anime pillow.

    4. HowitzerBlitzer


      @DirtyACE7 I know his girlfriend pretty well, she doesn't even want to touch WoT anymore. We both hate him, but don't know why and don't want to. I'd like Scorpiany if he wasn't so obnoxious.

      I have a feeling he is "special," even seems like he has a social disorder. But I haven't gotten him to admit it. His girlfriend seems to suspect it from time to time, too. He does seem to be pretty truthful with what he says, so he might not be... Or maybe he hasn't been diagnosed yet.

  11. It's impossible to find a platoon for the Tank Rewards missions with a player who doesn't harm the team's performance. And when I do send an invite...

    "Not even 50% win rate."

    "Average damage of less than two shots at this tier."

    Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.

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    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      @DirtyACE7 Happened to me more than once in the past months, more reasons I'd rather platoon with people I know.

    3. DirtyACE7


      @HowitzerBlitzer same here. Whenever I platoon 99% of the time it's with people from my own clan/friends. Almost always ignore or reject random invites because they are almost guaranteed to be from some lego muncher who can't tell his ass from his elbow and expects to be carried to victory while being totally useless.

    4. Assassin7


      Which is why I get spammed invites every game... "ohh hes a purple player! Maybe he'll platoon with me if I spam him invites!"

  12. Why does it seem that no pubby knows where to shoot the Fv215b anymore? Bounced two APCR rounds from a T110E3 with some crappy side scraping, and he went on to fire HE... Strangely enough, it wasn't just him that had trouble penning me, been like that all of last night. Might be able to 2 mark this thing, not sure what it takes for 3.

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    2. Strigonx


      pubbies have no clue about the hexagonal hull.

      Neither are they aware of the autistic DPM that thing has :serb:

    3. Nekommando


      Could an E3 HE pen the engine deck or that heagon though

    4. DirtyACE7


      Well most pubbies are as dumb as a brick so there's that. I mean I had a Jg.Pz.E100 shooting my ST-I's turret with HE when he had the whole broad side of my tank clear to shoot at. Could have done like 1k damage to me per shoot for each of the three shots he took if only he bothered to switch to AP and aim at my hull but instead he did barely over 200 combined. I was of course happy but at the same time it's truly sad just how fucking idiotic the majority of the player base is.

  13. Researched: FV215b researched. Undistributed experience spent: 210000. Free Experience spent: 0.

    Purchased: 'FV215b' successfully purchased. Spent credits:  6,100,000.

    Now, time to figure out crew skills...

    1. RealBattousai


      good for you, now you get to keep it when the replacement super conq comes around :)

  14. I feel I'm going to be put on a cross for saying this... I don't find the T49 gifs/derps/memes funny or interesting.

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    2. simba90


      I'll get the hammer and nails.

    3. HowitzerBlitzer


      Rusty nails? Why not screws?

      Or zip ties.

    4. simba90


      I can try hammer them in head first if you prefer. May involve missing with the hammer a few times and also seriously upping the amount of force required.