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  1. So this just happened:

    Yes, I had the #1 Bat for clubbing, but holy hell. 

    1. Zepherex


      You very toxic:QBSeal:

    2. Assassin7


      Yes, im dirty.

  2. Happy New Year all you Wonderful bastards

  3. my luck marking today: push to rock on steppes east side, enemy tanks only in low ground, no one high. get shot by invisible STRV, racks me. repair it, 907 I was flanking drives up, shoots me, re racks me. he then breaks my gun with his next shot, AMX 30 next to him ignores heavies brawling him low and shoots me, kills my gunner, 907 then kills me. 


    378 damage. 

  4. has anyone ever heard anything about AIO watercoolers having to be replaced after 2 years?

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    2. TheMarine0341


      Pump die? It needs replaced. Lines clogged? It needs replaced. Notice a leak? Needs replaced. Not cooling as well? Pull the fans off and blow out the dust.

      Otherwise, the guy is just trying to make a quick buck

    3. Medjed


      Holy fuck, is everyone around you that way. For years i've been reading statuses about your little brat kid brother and your mom giving you shit about your PC and now this. Tell both his parent and that sales guy to fuck off and die.

    4. Assassin7


      Not everyone. My brother is slowly getting better, mum is mostly fine. 

      This friend just has stupid helicopter parents

  5. its so rediculous that pubtards in TDs can just sit at spawn on south spawn of el halluf and win the game for no reason because they have such a massive overlook into the north

  6. fyi, last micropatch made it so reward camos are now permanent, you can't take them off and move them around like before. 

    also, it removed ALL your reward camos from ALL your tanks you had them applied to, so yeah. have fun reapplying them all. 

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    2. monjardin


      The Black Widow preset style is now locked to a single nation too.

    3. TAdoo87


      They did something good with this customization thing, so  they had to do something to annoy me.

    4. Archaic_One


      Fuck, I'd have been pissed if I went into a game not realizing my tank was no longer camo'd.  Ghey move WG

  7. guess im not playing tanks today either, since this started last night...



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    2. Haswell


      For once it's not Telia :cri:

    3. Assassin7


      55% PL on that LA node now :jebaited:

    4. Assassin7


      24H later its still at a solid 18% PL. Wooooo

  8. got gifted 75 christmas boxes.

    apart from the fact I got 52 prem days, 27K gold, and 5 mill creds. only prem tanks I got were a Sentinel and a Pz B2 lol. 

    1. hazzgar


      Sentinel is so bad it hurts but PZ B2 is pure stadpadding madness. It's so easy to play with the mix of armor, only seeing tier4 and the fact you probably already have a decent crew. The armor holds out well too. 

    2. Assassin7


      Never touched german heavies in my live so Ive got nothing for it :D

    3. hazzgar


      Still a good crew trainer. 

  9. Best quality cheap headset (mic preffered) for under say $90 NZD (though as cheap as possible)

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    2. Assassin7


      Its just for my brother. 

      Honestly, if it sounds as good as my pair of logitechs, its good enough.

      Also, I cant tell the difference in quality between my pair of $20 earbuds and a $500 professional pair of studio headphones, aside from how loud it is, and I highly doubt my 12 year old brother will care either.

    3. Haswell


      In that case you might as well go for some $10 earphones and a cheap ass clip mic.

    4. Assassin7


      It needs to be durable enough to not break, his last pair were really flimsy and shit build quality. 

  10. Annnnnd WG's amazing chat feature breaks again:bxA2IQm.jpg

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    2. Fulcrous


      It's okay  The micropatch will fix contacts list then break moes. Then days later with no hotfix, the contacts list will randomly break again.

    3. king_spaniel


      @Assassin7 and for anyone else experiencing this - if you log in and out of the client (sometimes takes multiple times) and make sure you select the US central server specifically in log-in screen, it usually fixes it.  Try that out for the time being

    4. Assassin7


      I did select the central server specifically when I logged in, so theres that. 

  11. Rip internet for americans.

    Wonder how this effects the rest of the world.

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    2. KruggWulf


      These are dark times for all of us. I think we need to rehabilitate braaaap into a vigilante of internet justice and have him commence Operation Packetloss on every major government organization that is in alignment with this corrupt lobby of stealing our internet freedom. He's not the hero we deserve but quite possibly the hero we need.



    3. Grister


      Net Neutrality wasn't signed into law until 2015. The internet was fine up until then. I don't see why Net Neutrality being gone would change anything.

    4. Fulcrous


      8 hours ago, RC_Tank said:

      it's still going to court where it was lost twice already

      It lost in court twice because people tried to argue freedom of speech, which doesn't do much... since it's "minimally impaired" by a small payment anyways

  12. JDM car fans around here, I present to you, what is possibly the crown jewel of the Japanese Car Scene:

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    2. Marty


      I really like it, but the stretched tires are triggering me so fucking much, it doesn't look good at all FFS.

    3. king_spaniel


      that's the Skyline if I'm not mistaken, right?

    4. Assassin7


      Yes. R34 Skyline GTR V-spec. In immaculate condition. Extremely professionally built. 76000kms/~40K miles, Probably one of Japans most desireable cars. 

      Its a very rare, very fast car. And that one will continue appreciating in value.

  13. LATAM test server on NA client? 

    which I assume means South America.

    great idea WG. lets merge the population from East/west because we don't have enough to support two servers, AND THEN LETS JUST SPLIT THEM BACK UP AGAIN A DIFFERENT WAY!


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    2. Errants


      Bigotry ain't cool, @ZXrage ...

      But, regarding OP, yeah, fucking retarded. Why split? We've not got the server pop of EU clusters, and to my knowledge, C/SA aren't having the latency/ping issues to US that ANZ was to SEA...

    3. ZXrage


      @Errants it was just a joke lad, I couldn't give a shit what they do, but yeah splitting an already low pop server even more is just trouble.

    4. Errants


      I didn't see the joke, and expected better of people. Oops?

  14. PSA for people with Oneplus 3/3T. Android Oreo is being rolled out. If you havent downloaded it, dont.

    My phone has become EXTREMELY slow in general. Its actually horrible. Its like its an old low spec phone bad. 

    But amazingly that isnt even the most annoying bit. The most annoying bit is when its playing audio IT KEEPS FUCKING CHANGING THE VOLUME BY ITSELF FOR NO REASON ITS THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD FOR SOMEONE WHO USES IT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC 24/7 WHILE WORKING!


    Seriously if someone can tell me an easy way to roll back an android update without factory resetting or rooting it that would be great.

    1. kukis12345


      Rooting is easy xD

    2. ZXrage


      You can try flashing it back to Nougat, but idk how to do that in a OnePlus

  15. Played a game on the new Australia server. 

    the tanks are too responsive! but aiming and shooting was actually beyond easy. im amazed people can actually miss. and I was using an IS-7 lol. 

  16. PSA, incase somehow people are under a rock and still dont know:

    I, and millions of others, cant do shit. So its up to all you muricans to keep complaining about net neutrality.

    Seriously, pls do. Because if you dont its gonna effect the rest of the world no matter what and we cant do shit to stop it. 

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    2. cavman276


      Donor$.  That's why.


      except a dozen odd multimillion dollar companies.

      There you go.  This is America, after all.

    3. Assassin7


      why is america a thing when you treat your entire population like walking dollar signs...

    4. Fulcrous


      10 hours ago, Assassin7 said:

      why is america a thing when you treat your entire population like walking dollar signs...

      When you elect someone who only cares about $ signs...

  17. I hate being purple

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    2. Assassin7


      well it was pretty much my overall goal from like 2012, and now I finally have it I'd rather not be. feels pretty bad. 

    3. SaintLaurentius


      Just learn to deal with the XVM focus. (That's what you mean right?) Arta spamming you sure is annoying but usually I just laugh off at tanks yoloing to kill me. Especially if they fail in it gloriously.



    4. DirtyACE7


      I'm coming to terms more and more what it's like to be purple. Got one-shoted three games in a row by the same fucking deathstar. Checked his after match stats, he only made one shot in each of the three games. Fucking xvm focusing shit bag.

  18. You may all thank me for being the bridge between us mere mortals and our lord and saviour Neverwish in order to get our sacred forum land back up and running

    1. HowitzerBlitzer


      I thank the lord, not the servants.

      Thanks anyways.

  19. This Star Wars Battlefront thing is going to be the next No Mans Sky, and not because the game is particularly bad itself. But because of the business model.

    I hope this is a lesson to game devs everywhere

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    2. DirtyACE7


      I hope EA goes completely goes down in flames. What a shit show of developer and this being yet just another episode of their douchebaggery. For as much shit as we give WG, EA has them beat on the shit bag scale.

    3. Fulcrous


      Once again this is being blown out of proportion since most people wouldnt be able to play as the heroes anyways.

    4. lordawesome7


      2 hours ago, DirtyACE7 said:

      I hope EA goes completely goes down in flames. What a shit show of developer and this being yet just another episode of their douchebaggery. For as much shit as we give WG, EA has them beat on the shit bag scale.

      its not the devs fault, its EA


      Dice actually know how to make good games, but its EA that demands more profits to the point of offing so many devs in favor of the "games as service" model which is just a fancy way of saying they want a constant stream of your money

  20. I'd legitimately rather have the release Waffle E100 in the game than the STRV. I swear

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    2. MacusFlash


      Do you want me to record some derp porn with S-tanks?

    3. Assassin7


      Id love a recording from WG showing a dev deleting them from the game files though. 

    4. kreigermann


      My t49 misses the roflwagonE100... that gunshield <3

  21. Ever since WG started going anal on chatbans for dumb things, so Ive been watching my language and avoiding any rude or insulting words.

    And im finding that it is actually much more amusing to beat retards in an argument with intelligence rather than just slinging insults. They get more mad and sling more insults at my politeness than when i insult them back. 

    And it makes them look even more like idiots. Lol

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    2. Gr1nch_1


      Btw in topic of chat banning. I got banned for a month a while back even tho ive had chat turned off for more than a year and people who are not on my friendlist cant send me pms :MingLee:

    3. kreigermann


      I miss all chat.

    4. Fulcrous


      the trick is to formulate a neutral statement that is, in actuality, derogetory in nature.

      sometimes its not worth the brain cells so it's nice to say "x action was stupid/retarded" rather than direct it to the person

  22. Im legitimately starting to believe that purples physically get worse RNG, after losing 3 games in a row PURELY because of bad RNG. like, missing fully aimed shots on tanks that are twice the size of the reticule bad. 


    someone please send me a tin foil hat

    1. Assassin7


      scratch that. 5 games now

    2. Hellsfog


      As a shitter, I can confirm that shitter RNG is the means by which WG makes us shitters think we are having fun in between arty stuns.

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      It feels to me like they might have tweaked the sigma another tic somewhere recently. Shot spreads seem just a little crazier than ever lately.

  23. I've been purple for a week and already want to be blue again holy shit

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    2. Cronk


      Sitting on 1987 and slowly climbing, now I'm wondering if I should tank my stats a bit and stay teal4lyfe.

    3. Assassin7


      So like, I knew the arty focus is pretty bad, and focus in general, but holy shit, every other game, its being hit by arty, going dark, staying dark for literally 3 minutes, then getting lit again in a similar place (with no one near me) and instantly being artied again. Or getting arty safe and having the enemy arty move to a position to hit me despite there being other targets he can hit without moving.

      Plus the number of tanks that have just flat out killed themselves to yolo me has pretty much tripled. 

      I knew it was gonna get worse but I didnt anticipate just how MUCH worse it would get. Way bigger difference from say green-blue or any other increase. 

    4. Fulcrous


      trust me it gets worse

  24. which is the best american arty piece to do the arty missions so I can get the orders from them to use them on the 260? I have up to M40 researched.

    yes, I know. fuck arty. I'd rather not play them, but I want the orders....

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    2. kreigermann


      Yeah, that was my hope too, and hopefully you will have better luck than I did. I did a lot of them them all solo pre buff(did the last 5 or so 260 missions after buff and it was really really easy) . So for me it was world of casino for the most part. I would play and when I unlocked the next I would move up, tier 9 just gives  more HP to ruin. 


    3. Fulcrous


      I would argue the T92 is best simply because of T12 mm.

    4. Cronk


      What Kreigerman said, 53/55 is still one of the best pub/mission SPGs, I did most of mine in that, but recall dropping to the M44 for some of the missions, but that was pre stun change and consequent mission changes.

  25. oh so apparently XVM updated the WN8 values and now im purple on it.

    well, shit. 

    1. TheMarine0341


      Yup, now you get to completely change how you play in a battle if theres a mouth breathing fucktard with XVM and arty