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  1. A little bit of a life update. I've been suffering from GERD for pretty much my entire life (basically terrible heartburn). On Tuesday I had a surgery where they placed a magnetic ring around my esophagus to act as the valve I'm missing and keep stomach acid in my stomach as well as repair a hiatal hernia which turned out to be a lot bigger than they thought so they had to make four incisions and put in a dissolvable mesh. Abdominal surgery sucks. Pretty much every movement uses the stomach muscles in some way which was super painful. I needed a huge amount of help to be able to get to the bathroom which took a huge amount of energy that each time would make me nauseous that i would dry heave on the toilet which hurt so much each heave would be a mixture of heaving and screaming. I was kept at the hospital for the day and got released yesterday afternoon and I was feeling a lot better though still pretty terrible. There is some fluid in my lungs which i have to do some breathing exercises to try to get it out as well as having a fever. It hurts quite a bit to breathe deeply. Yesterday I sat down on the toilet to use the bathroom at home and I couldn't get up so my mother had to lift me up which was terrible. We got a seat raiser so that way I can get up off the toilet though I sometimes need my mother to pull up my underwear and pants for me. Sneezing and coughing are super terrible and last night the cat jumped onto my stomach so I pretty much threw her across the room as a reflex. Here's hoping that i don't get post surgery pneumonia and that everything stops hurting soon.
  2. One is your king the other is your heir. The heir does not always have to be the kings child.
  3. You don't even own Shetland. Dishonorabru!
  4. Pretty much anything fast with even the slightest semblance of armor i.e. not a Skorpian (though the next lightest things I play are a 113 and an IS7 (Though going north on the 1 lin in the IS7 is just awful a lot)) I rush up or down the 1 line. Type 4, Maus, or IS4 (fromt he south) I just sort of lumber into the city and take what brawls I can. I just had three games on that map and normally I have no issue with that yolo. I'm not sure if it is becoming more common or if the IS7 is just way too fucking slow to make it work or if I just got unlucky three times.
  5. This hundred years didn't seem as productive. It was a lot of struggling to navigate a mess complicated alliances all over Europe. The papal states got control of the church again and excommunicated me so Milan broke the alliance. I think I picked up Savoy and France as new allies though every time I did that Austria would rival them so I would have to break the alliance with France to keep Austria happy. At one point Milan and France declared war against Savoy which I did actually accept figuring I wouldn't lose any land and I didn't want to take another global trust hit and amazingly we were able to force them back in several major battles defending captured forts despite France's early numerical superiority. I was able to pick up a couple bits of land from Milan, Venice, and Naples. In the war where I went to annex Mantua and a bit more of Spanish Italy I realized I could take chunks of Spain proper and it would spread out my AE so I picked up Grenada for the Fort and Sevilla for the trade port. Less than a week after that war ended the commonwealth invaded pomerania and I got called in again and anhalt, the emperor, called in Spain so I turned right back around and invaded again just this time with more allies. About a month after this was fired the League War which still hasnt actually ended about 15 years later with just England against the Catholic League. For ideas I picked up Admin ideas for the third and Quantity for the fourth idea. I've decided I won't pick up colonization but will probably pick up Expansion for the fifth idea. I will probably pick up some American colonies but I'll just pop one or two provinces in each area and then just yoink the whole territory from Portugal, Spain, or France. Right now I'm allied with France, Commonwealth, Savoy, and Austria. I went to war the with papal states to give a bit of land back to Milan who then apparently rejoined the HRE so I can't easily just go against them since they also have France. They were shortly allied to Provence though as you can see they are dead. My general plans are to slowly keep eating at Spain, Portugal, and the Italian areas. Once I'm done with that I'll turn against France and probably eat up their southern half. At some point during this mess I will have to go against the Ottomans to tank control of the Suez and the Nile Delta to build my route to India; I'll probably light that war by attacking Ragusa which will pull in Hungary and the Ottomans but I should be able to pull in Austria, France, Savoy, and the Commonwealth.
  6. I got sort of bored of Malaya and didn't really want to continue the game right now. I tried a couple with Brandenburg but got frustrated since I didn't really want to play a Prussia game. I wanted to play a republic and eventually settled on trying to play Florence (and took several tries to figure out what the fuck I was doing). I tried a couple games as Novgorod. I don't have rights of man so a russian republic should be feasible. It starts as a republic with a 6 5 5 leader, though he does start at 58 though which is annoying (He died shortly after his second reelection). It controls a center of trade and three provinces. Pretty much all the provinces around it are super rich. You arent the smallest fish but your still a pretty small fish in a huge pond with several massive states around you that like to ally the little nations. That combined with the horrendous aggressive expansion make pretty much any early expansion very difficult to impossible. The papal states pretty much always rivals you so have fun being excommunicated. I allied Mantua, Milan, Austria and Aragon. During the English-French war Provence was pulled in on the side of France and he was Siena's only ally. After about a year after that war I tried to let provence get worn down but they were having none of it though their troops were far away so I took the chance to declare war on Siena and crush their troops and siege them. I still had to deal with Provence who had more troops than I so I picked up a couple mercs tried to siege down their coastal stuff and eventually decided screw this and I sent a sieged their capital while they unsieged Siena. I was able to siege them first and got them out in exchange for all their money and then was able to annex siena. I was able to repay 6 of the 7 loans I had to take with the spoils and then just turned off my forts and slowly recovered. I wanted to take either Lucca, Ferrera or some land from the Papal States though they all have very strong allies Lucca with Austria and Savoy, Ferrera with Hungary, Genoa and Venice and the Papal States with France and Genoa. France started a war with Burgundy (which the papal states didn't get pulled into) though at the time I only had enough favors with Mantua. In two years I would have enough to pull Milan in so I pretty much just sat and waited until I had enough favors making sure France wasn't going to pop in. I declared war with Mantua and Milan called in and went in and managed to wipe 1/3 of his army while the rest were further away. I sieged up most of the papal states except Roma. Milan and Mantua were gettign sieged but my allies wouldnt attach to my stack so I would walk towards the city then back away at the last moment to draw my allies closer before plopping in when I new they would be able to support me to clear their cities. Sieged up Genoa and took war reps and a humiliate; they didnt have a lot of money. I then grabbed Romanga and Urbino, war reps and humiliate. I wanted to take a third province but it would have put me quite a bit above the AE limit. About 15 years later I was ready for my next war against the Papal States though this time they didn't have France but instead had England, Brittany and Genoa though this time I could call in Aragon, Milan, and Mantua. I wasn't expected England to show up with anything and even though they did we stilled rolled over them pretty hard taking more Humiliates and War Reps and the two provinces. In the middle of the war Ferrera declared war on Mantua with thier allies Hungary and Savoy and I declined since I wouldn't be able to handle Hungary (who didn't join, I forgot I could wait a bit before accepting and see who was actually joining) which ended that Alliance. Ferrera didn't have enough troops to really siege Mantua even though they had no troops. A year later of them not moving troops I intervened on behalf of Mantua and sieged up Ferrera hoping to either repair the trust with Mantua or making a seperate piece and grabbing some of Ferrera neither of which happened. Shortly after this the Iberian Wedding fired so I lost Aragon as an ally and couldn't get Castile so I eventually picked up Provence as an ally. Next began the period of endless wars due to Austria. Saxony won the emperorship and this caused Austria to go mental calling me into 3 wars over a period of 5 years. The first couple were super easy though the third was against Venice and her allies. I went in and helped siege up stuff and knock down some armies when I realized that Lucca's allies were in war on my side so they couldn't enter war against me. So I turned around quickly and pounced on Lucca and annexed him in several months. Provence apparently sieged Genoa for me during this time in the big war. Once that was done I declared against Ferrera to grab some of their land and sever them from their stronger allies. I was able to pretty quickly crush them and siege them up but then the big war ended and Austria gave me Genoa so I couldn't take anything from Ferrera and settled for monies, broken alliances, and a humiliate. Mantua took the opportunity and invaded and annexed Ferrera. I got an alliance with France and then got dragged into a couple small wars by Provence and Austria and haven't ever gotten the chance to actually recover my manpower. The truce with Venice just ended so I want to let my aggressive expansion drop a bit and then force vassalize Venice. I also plan to go to war with Genoa which will draw in Switzerland so I can give that one territory back to Milan before I have to rival them and then probably vassalize them and annex them to make Italy. Once I have Venice I will have Crete which I can use to jump to Cyprus and then jump to the Malmuk territory and Alexandria so I can control that area and use it to connect to India. So far my two idea have been Humanist and Offensive. I'm nearing my third and I don't know if I want to pick up Colonization and throw myself across the sea (though honestly I could probably wait for the next group to take it just because of the colonial range and since I don't have the El Dorado DLC exploring is terrible) or if I should just focus on Europe, the Mediterranean and the Indies.
  7. I feel like the easiest and laziest solution would be to make it a two shot autoloader where once shot comes out of each barrel similar to like what they already have with the MTLS.
  8. I didn't know you could make a custom nation. I suppose that makes you a shetter. Maybe I should try that at some point. I've thought about trying to form Hannover though none of the states seem to be particularly good for that because of needing to be an elector and a monarchy and the states I would want to play would be republics.
  9. Dear construction company in Melbourne Florida, You cannot block access to the fucking hospital, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    1. Sovereign_M


      Only in Florida! We're the best at stupid! Hello from a fellow Floridian btw. 

    2. MacusFlash


      Probably 45WR IRL. "What is a hospital? Do they serve tasty burgers?" 

  10. I played some more Eu4 on Monday. The game decided I could rival Bahmanis so I did and had a nice war with them though then China decided it wanted a chunk of Bengal so I got sucked into another war with Ming which I didn't have the troops to fight since I was still in Bahmanis. They had never taken anything from me before in previous wars so I let them siege my mainland stuff and kept them at bay with my navy but they decided to take Ayuthaya which is super annoying and later somehow got into another war with Bengal and took a lot more land from them. I did take a lot of land from Bahimanas which was nice and so much that my power projeciton will remain above 100 for the rest of the game (which is useful since my current ruler is a 0 2 2 and the heir is a 0 3 3 which sucks). Though I now how nearly 600 units with nearly a 400 ship navy still making a pretty solid profit. So just as I was ending hte session I was moving my troops away from Europe, Africa, and the Americas to start the war against Chine where I plan to restore Bengal and remove China from Indochina. Since colonization is done I'm thinking about dropping the colonization idea set and maybe the expansion idea set and picking up different ones though the terrible leader sort of makes me not want to bother. I dropped my colonization policies and jumped fully into military policies to try to make my army actually able to take Ming as well as taking an extra alliance when I dropped the settler increase policy. I should have Dia Viet, Korea, and Russia to help me though I think Bengal will be truced out still and too weak to function. Heres a general idea of what's going on in Europe. Austria has been eating lots of stuff and Spain tore apart France in two wars. I helped scotland take over a bit more of England in the last war but had to drop nearly 100k troops on them. Russia has also really been eating the commonwealth hard. Finally went to war against Portugal and took Mexico. I decided I wanted to take Lousiana to get the 5 colonies achievement so I did and I decided to pick up Florida (which england had as two colonial nations). I'm tempted to support Brazilian freedom but I don't want to use another diplo slot for that. Africa was my focus at the start of the session. I went to war again bugaso and kijunomusna and kongo joined in. I grabbed a couple provinces from Kongo but forgot to make them break the alliance with spain. I also annexed bugaso and the other country which was actualy a really terrible thing to do. It put my over extension to 135% and I was putting down endless rebels for the next 25-30 years which was terrible before I was finally able to get all that shit under control since I only had like 48k troops in Africa and not really having the ability to make more troops though I did go over my limit for a bit which was expensive but I was have 200k rebels in Africa before I could finally put it down. This game should finish pretty soon for me. I should have enough time for a nice war to knock China out of Indochina and another war in the British Isles so Scotland can make the UK. I might try to see if Bengal would want to become my vassal since then I could give them all their land back and then annex them shortly after and connect my Asian holdings. I am sort of considering wanting to port this over to Victoria II but I also feel like that wouldn't port over well/be fun ported over. Really all I would have left would be to gain more control in Africa, finish conquering the indian sub continent and slowly pushing china further and further back. I'm not sure what I'll wnat to do once I finish this game. I might do a Kongo or Cherokee game or I might decide to go back to Europe and play England or Lubeck or Sweden.
  11. Neuuuuuuu, my WN8 changed color. I don't want to be hit by more arty.


    Well I guess I'm a perma blue shitter now at least for WN8. Winrate is still teal.

    1. MAJEST1C


      Wait until you get clicked every game or worse triple tap

    2. Nekommando


      clickers use WGR anyways, don't worry too much 

  12. Not sure why the clip isn't embedding though DeadDotEd decided to TK @Spartan96 and then proceed to drive around the field and not do much.
  13. Since that stuff is averaged by number of accounts and not battles you can normally use it to estimate the amount of new players. New Players tend to not win as much as longer playing players. So the higher win rates would likely indicate that the server isn't growing and may be shrinking which would be consistent with them wanting to shut it down. An very high win rate could indicate that there are a small number of bots with very low winrates but huge battle counts with a larger player base that plays less often but does better against the bots.
  14. I thought they shut down the Korean server like two years ago.
  15. Depending on what you mean by in tiers. There hasn't been any changes in available tiers. Though certain missions damage ones especially will be easier at high tiers while kill missions may tend to be easier at lower tiers.