Kolni

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About Kolni

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    3 Marks of Excellence on Your Mom
  • Birthday 03/27/1995

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    Stockholm
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  1. literally just yolod for 30 games straight
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    triple platoon and full yolo, casual 70-95 push with 95%WR and no fucks given :serb: 

    1. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      :jebaited:
      How I felt when I was gifted the KV-5.

      You should to the Lowe next

    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      I farmed a Maus from full HP in Löwe without taking damage at all because it only has one round :jebaited: 

  3. Purchased: 'M53/M55' successfully purchased. Spent credits:  3 550 000.

  4. Welcome! I'm more of a butt guy Yoga Pants meta made everyday tasks so much more enjoyable
  5. I'm a dirty dirty boy
  6. Defeat Battle: Sacred Valley Vehicles: M40/M43 Experience received: 1 826 Credits earned: 57 642 Battle achievements: 3 Marks of Excellence, High Caliber, Gore's Medal, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"

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    what you do stuck on an airport with ur laptop :doge: 

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      Norway, quick visit to relatives and skiing :doge: 

    3. BadLuckCharm

      BadLuckCharm

      ARTILLERY?!

      :O

      May you get ants in your pants.

      I'd've said squirrels, but that's just plain mean.

    4. Siimcy

      Siimcy

      "Random old grille: Oh my I hear explosions" "Kolni: ANELE JUST ARTY BRO " 4Head

  7. (Translated Minsk Office conversation) (Persons 1-5) 1 - Our game is too hard to play, how do we fix? 2 - What about removing the vision mechanic? It's obviously too hard to understand since only 10% of our playerbase is actively using it! 1 - Yes! We should do that. How about introducing tier 10 light tanks while we're at it? 3 - Won't that be counterproductive with our goal of closer engagements? 1 - No, it's solely for people that like to drive fast. If you don't want to play them, simply don't. 3 - Don't we want a balanced game with a competitive scene? I mean, we do spend lots of rubels on the Wargaming League. Shouldn't that mean we want to actually keep the vision mechanic? It'd even work well with the T10 light tanks so we don't have to spend time balancing each and every one of them! 1 - Our goal is to fill our pockets with dad-money, they pay more than teens. You clearly don't understand the audience we're targeting. (two days later) 1 - So, our WG league is costing too much money, we're cutting it down to 8 teams instead of 12. Thoughts? We're also removing silver league on our biggest server because giving money to our players when we can keep it for ourselves just doesn't make sense. 2, 4, 5 (in unison) - More money for us! 3 - Don't we want a competitive scene at all? 1245 - 1 - We still need to fix this closer engagement problem. People still seem to be camping. 4 - How about making shells penetration drop on range so they can't do damage as easily from far away? 3 - Won't that also mean that pointless camping with armoured tanks get EVEN MORE effective? 4 - Of course not! They will be moving closer! 1 - We have received intel on some parts of the map being overpowered with light tanks, get in fixes by the end of the day. 2 - Look at this guy Xaneleon! This can't be part of our game, Mountain Pass is CLEARLY a better map without these positions in light tank. 3 - Don't we want light tanks to have viable options since they are inferior to our current medium tanks? I mean, light tanks even have worse matchmaking! 5 - Light Tanks are scouts. Nothing else. 3 - We removed the vision meta remember? 5 - What does that have to do with anything? (Watercooler talk) 2 - 4 aren't you sick of 3 now? He's just so negative to all the changes. 4 - I know! He's an idiot, no clue how he's got 2500 WN8 with that brain? 5 - I heard 1 is going to fire him if he keeps this up. 2 - Oh man... our customer service bot program stopped working again.. ugh manual work for an hour...
  8. who needs to play russian meds when you can have 3,5k wn8 in M40/43 no problem
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    4. Medjed

      Medjed

      that second clip tho....just why, why the fuck did that shot hit...while at the same time they are planning to reduce the accuracy on sandbox server for normal tanks....fuck logic and this game

  9. Maus is probably the best T10 for winning. HP+Armour means you can lock down lanes really long. With the DPM buff and gun handling buff it will be able to push much better too. the thing that made me quit the Maus 3mark was the fact that the gun acts like you're moving 60kph instead of 20 so while pushing you risk taking damage for low odds of dealing any back before you reached the next chokepoint. I still soloed 70% in a tank I just yoloed around in for 100 games while my TVP did less despite a much higher damage output and engagement impact.
  10. (and the best ones are purple in arty too)