Kolni

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  1. idk if its just sad or not that i can be so fucked up that i'm literally barking like a dog, eeling uncontrollably in my chair and slight periods in and out of consciousness and still play better than 99% of the playerbase :novadoge: 

    1. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      You and I apparently get our weed from very different sources . . . 

    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      Given that 75% of the playerbase is worse than bots......

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      It wasnt weed :doge: 

  2. if anyone has a fresh tier 10 they want a good dpg on, hmu (eu)

    the meron i did a tvp for decided to play it and tanked the fuck out of it so now i don't wanna play that anymore

    1. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      How’s the hangover?

    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      I’m all good. 5mg Xanor and all set

    3. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      Well supplied 

  3. >absolutely smashed on various substances

    >thinks its a good idea to play wot

    >plays wot

    >still got it :jebaited: 

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      Last night? Ketamine, alcohol and N20, was on the way down though since clubs were closing

      tfw u actually end up rolling on the floor laughing from oneshotting people with shitbarn over and over and it never gets less hilarious

    3. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      careful with the ketmine bro, a lot of that shit is made in peoples basements

    4. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Careful mixing those things together is not a great idea at all. They all combine together and potentially could block your respiratory system with a synergic effect. So practically even if you take a low dosage of each you could end up with a stronger adverse effect than taking a higher dose of only one of them. Also the combination of those could be extremely harmful for your heart and liver.

      TL;DR: drugs are bad mkay?! 

  4. the last word patron thread is giving error 78, i won't stand for koel winning off of this :babyrage: 

  5. it's hilarious how iyouxin fanboys have turned into qb fanboys who can't see that the guy is clearly not as good as his dpgs suggest when he plays like a mongoloid on stream everytime

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    2. Bavor

      Bavor

      Nah I don't watch Quicky.  I just know about the mod and there was a lot of misinformation about its legality and when the mod was changed to be legal.  When the mod was changed and Wargaming said its now legal everyone still assumed it was illegal even though it was posted on the forums that its legal.

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      i dont even care about the mods lol

       

      the guy is not playing at a 5k level on stream at all, the way he plays doesn't align at all with that kind of performance which is why it wasn't a surprise at all when fame guys said he asked them for platoon boosting lol

    4. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      You're going to be popular when the majority of your fan base are mouth-breathers.

  6. welp, my acc is sold

    wot's been fun but sadly it isn't anymore, i'll probably come around here every now and then but for now i'll focus on other things

    c u friends

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    2. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      Travel well Kolni.

      Pretty impressive of WG to fuck the game up even more with 1.0. The number of already jaded streamers who gave a thumbs up to the new graphics then completely stopped playing soon after....

    3. HemanathanRX7

      HemanathanRX7

      I like how most of the comments are pls gib pricing values and how :^)
      To be fair I'm curious as well as to how much you got for it considering you don't have much crews or tier xs.

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      it went for 550 eur, which is considerably more than i spent on the reroll (not on the old acc though :serb:) so i'm okay with it, funny thing is the highest offer i got before that was 300 eur which i honestly still would have sold it for

  7. Welp I've lost 7kg since stopping with bad eating habits and other habits, go me! 

    Now to actually start working out... I literally roll my eyes and sigh even trying to look forward to that :doge:

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    2. mistervanni

      mistervanni

      gogo man! dont give up you are close to turning the corner:D

    3. CraBeatOff

      CraBeatOff

      Treat your workout as skill acquisition and playtime and you'll enjoy it infinitely more!

    4. Medjed

      Medjed

      Stop being a whiny cunt and go lift some iron.

  8. watching the doc play wot is fucking hilarious

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    2. kukis12345

      kukis12345

      Ofc they were and not just these two

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      All these sponsors, still not #1 viewed game on twitch. And worst of all, we all know where the WGL money went to.

    4. Siimcy

      Siimcy

      @FulcrousWell, Ninja alone has more viewers than those streamers combined so it's hard to compete in that department.

  9. Pretty insane how Ninja's beating official league/ESL e-sport streams in viewers :serb: 

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    2. TheMarine0341

      TheMarine0341

      Season 3 he's not doing as well, but season 2 he was certainly tippity top, top 1.6% in solo, top 10.7% duo.

      But of course... theres Shroud https://pubg.op.gg/user/shroud?server=na

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Top 1.6% is pretty easy to get into for pubg tho.

    4. mati_14

      mati_14

      D OMEGALUL C

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    ezpzlmnsqzy :doge: 

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    fkn briber and moderator bias :babyrage: 

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    2. Medjed

      Medjed

      I pity the fools

    3. Private_Miros

      Private_Miros

      He only ever got one new upboat since then :surprisefish:

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      cuz i haven't been active :doge: 

  12. League of Legends - where the equivalent of a 39%er dying to an enemy 39%er enough times turns the 39%er into a 70%er

    how is this game so big :facepalm: 

    1. mati_14

      mati_14

      it's basically like 268 v4 vs purple tier 8 :doge:

    2. orzel286

      orzel286

      >how is this game so big

      It has a shitload of rule 34 content.

  13. rip FAME :feelsbad: 

    daki had his info leaked and rip

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    2. Marty

      Marty

      His account login details. Due to this, the guy behind this was able to demote Daki's account and appoint himself as a commander, kick everybody from the clan and post about it on forums too (along with a video you could've seen on TAP few days ago...) . It's not the first time this happened - I think this was the 3rd time?

      Anyway, all's fixed now, everybody's back in the clan, forum thread is gone. 

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      And the piece of trash who is responsible for this, what happened to them? Banned?

    4. hall0

      hall0

      I think I am the only one who hasn't seen this daki video. Anyone has a link? 

  14. 3 games straight of highway south in ranked

    3 4min games

    3 chevrons

    fuck u wg

    1. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      You lost 3 or gained 3 chevrons?

    2. Kolni
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    this mark was just ridiculously hard

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    2. CarbonWard

      CarbonWard

      took ya long enough.:MingLee:

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      yeah, the amount of chokes at 94,xx% were just insane, everything from odd disconnects, the server literally kicking me off (not even joking this actually happened while the game was still going), ridiculous map rotations and just insane rng in general: :feelsbad: 

      considering the fact that i actually dropped down to 81% again after about 70 games above 90 straight because of what i consider to be my longest streak of terrible rng and tilt as a result it took me so much longer to get back up :doge: roughly 400 games of tryharding to push from 79 to 95 :serb: 

      good thing is that now every other mark feels easy like hell

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      @SaintLaurentius then it must have gone down. I was at 4.6k like 4-5 months ago. Right after buff and it was definately not 4.6k. Guess I need to try again

  16. FV4005 AP worked surprisingly well in ranked. Super easy to do 3 shots per game meaning I earn credits and consistently rise up ranks with a stock crew despite the meta. Mostly able to keep chevron on losses and gain 1 on wins since it’s hard to push up for top damage with AP only

    Next up is standard HE Type 5 with optics for memes to see if results are similar 

    I refuse to waste my credits on this shitty mode, going F2P wasnt as bad as I thought

  17. do 15cm+ guns just automatically set the udes on fire?

    every single hit from a 650+ alpha gun i've taken has been a fire and it's becoming less and less anecdotal with 12 hits and 12 fires as of now

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    2. TAdoo87

      TAdoo87

      According to this: http://wotbase.net/en/tank/S21_UDES_03/hangar/

      The udes got 175 fuel tank health against 205 module damage of the 150mm guns. So if the hit is critical it should cause fire  most of the times, but only one third of the shots should cause critical damage.

      I have no clue how WG changed this system. 

    3. rojo180

      rojo180

      I see not issue with UDES' and STRVs being set on fire :gachi:

    4. Haswell

      Haswell

      Remember when German tanks get set on fire every time you get shot in the LFP (where the transmission is)?

      Probably something similar.

  18. the 263 at tier 9 is just a whole load of BS, how the actual fuck was it allowed to keep the armour?

    1. Deus__Ex__Machina
    2. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      >it pretty much keeps the gun with nerfed prem pen and DPM

      the absolute state of WG, everyone

    3. orzel286

      orzel286

      rip wows as well? Seems like it to me.

  19. the new tanks sealed it, the game is broken beyond repair

    1. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Not as much as their drug abuse. Have you seen how they have "fixed" Ruinberg? And Pilsen with "coal holes where LTs should go to spot"? I know it is a bit too early to speak but those do not seem to be improvements.

    2. monjardin

      monjardin

      The new 268 is total cancer. WTF were they thinking?!?

  20. got outplayed in a 1v1 because the t49 shot the ground next to the rock i was hiding behind and set me on fire 

     

    :novadoge: 

    1. PlanetaryGenocide

      PlanetaryGenocide

      And people still say the 90mm is the better gun :disco:

  21. Been doing an E 100 mark lately, was honestly surprised by how well this tank still works despite all the new tanks that "should" have powercrept it a lot. It's very very pleasant to just blap some bot for 750 on semi-snaps as they try to find a shot over and over. 4,1K DPG so far which isn't super impressive but honestly a lot better than I thought it would be. Even against people 22ing your turret you still outtrade them. My only real problem with the tank is that you can't really push into T10 TDs due to the size and speed, but otherwise I'm actually really enjoying a tank I haven't played in over a year merely out of thinking that it's supposed to be terrible now

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    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      I think having a few AP shells is useful for when all of the enemy team is soft targets pennable by AP so you don't risk the shell getting absorbed. 

    3. _Steve

      _Steve

      AP shell velocity for snips is gud

    4. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      Its one of the best tanks VS the Type 5 as well, as it can actually outtrade it and pen it semi-reliably with HEAT, and unlike T10 TDs it has almost as much HP as the Type. TDs can easily get 4 shotted, E100 will take more

  22. a super conq platoon should just not be able to get westfield entirely...

    1. TAdoo87

      TAdoo87

      I know it is an unpopular opinion, but tier 10 platoons should not be a thing at all.

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    we can duck in HD next patch :doge: 

    1. kukis12345

      kukis12345

      Duck my life that's beatiful

  24. 907 MoE progression per day

    started at 80

    next day 88

    next day 93

    next day 94,5

    next day 93

    next day 85

    .___. i give up

    1. TheMarine0341

      TheMarine0341

      Oh hey, that was my IS7 progress

  25. Caernarvon is the most OP thing I’ve ever played :serb: 

    Pre-nerf T-22 doesnt even come close :jebaited: 

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    2. Darvek

      Darvek

      Main problem with it is that it still gets t8 MM, but it's the only tier 8 heavy I've had much success with lately.

    3. GehakteMolen

      GehakteMolen

      i got it back during christmas special, and put a female crew in it (the free one) once the bonus exp thing is over, im gonna try it out a bit (it should be good)

    4. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      2 hours ago, Darvek said:

      Main problem with it is that it still gets t8 MM, but it's the only tier 8 heavy I've had much success with lately.

      It's a tier 8 that's effectively tier 9.