Fulcrous

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  1. Strv 103B is the most bullshit tank I have EVER played.

    Some fucktard in his light tank or RU med will autoaim pen me and set me on fucking fire yet, I'll shoot at its fucking weakspots with 15cm caliber guns and fucking bounce all day because RNG brings the shot to an autobounce angle.

    1. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      And then I will bounce an entire fully aimed clip from a 50B off of you (because not 122mm), then you will go dark at 250m . . . It is the epitome of the WG model of 'not fun to play, and not fun to play against'

  2. I spent $200 on the gift boxes. Prepare to be salty as fuck people.

    Final Totals: a2N1k33.jpg?1

    Gallery of results * NOTE IT DOES NOT INCLUDE ALL THE +1200 and +9700 Gold rewards *

    https://imgur.com/a/xf8FI

    Estimated $600 stuff for $200 AND +7M credits.

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      for the tree etc only the level matters

       

      for collections you need 55 ornaments of the same tradition along with the level10 garage to get the 48% boosts, if you get all 63 you get some christmas camos

      after that is done you can sell everything that's not placed in the garage and the bonus will stay, and proceed to next tradition etc

    3. monjardin

      monjardin

      I finally figured it out and got Chinese and Traditional up to 48%. That's an f'ing nice credit boost!

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      Traditional and Modern are easily the most viable since they're 4 nations each

    1. CraBeatOff

      CraBeatOff

      Buttz buttz buttz buttz BUUUUUUUUUUUUTTZ!!#####!!!!!

  3. Trying to love the badger but it's hard when people will yolo you because XVM + Badger or straight up snap pen you for some bullshit reason, yet you can't hit them back with the best base accuracy/aimtime in the game.

  4. If you have emblems to sell, just use a mouse recorder and spare yourself the trouble.

  5. Tiger 131 is pretty good.

    1. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      played a couple of matches in the HT VI, it was pretty good

    2. Marty

      Marty

      Don't have it but why play it when you got much more balanced T-34-85M for free (marathon) :nanoserb:

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      (not me just to clarify :kappa:)

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      We on NA got the HT VI for free on top of the T-34-85M

  6. 2 3 hour long finals today. Work shift tomorrow. Then a final on Saturday. Then work shift on Sunday. Then a final on Monday.

    Rip my soul

  7. LMAO HE GOT BANNED.

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    2. TreeBearHunter

      TreeBearHunter

      how do people even play with that much clutter on screen??

    3. Siimcy

      Siimcy

      So much shit on a screen NotLikeThis

    4. SaintLaurentius

      SaintLaurentius

      On 4.12.2017 at 10:37 AM, TreeBearHunter said:

      how do people even play with that much clutter on screen??

      TBF his mods took most of the vegetation away, so he adjusted accordingly with numbers and shit:MingLee:

  8. > accused of being a cheater using mods

    > links past vods of stream that clearly depict no mods

    > get accused of using a mod that is undetectable to streams.

    :notlikethis:

    1. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      Been there, done that. Also been accused of running a vanilla client to stream but actually playing with hacks.

       

      Because it totally wouldnt be obvious if suddenly you started doing things you cant do normally, vanilla client or not

    2. Raj

      Raj

      When you get accused of stat padding in the Hetzer in a tierX match because you platooned with RELIC players.

    3. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      Please send me those h4x

  9. Someone was visibly upset over their inability to 3 mark and getting their reroll cucked :MingLee:

    https://imgur.com/a/xtbXP

    1. 1n_Soviet_Russia

      1n_Soviet_Russia

      *drops mic*

      Even threw a Emu's burn in there too, I am impressed.

    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      It seems very similar to the guy I met yesterday. Was he also a fake purple with stats padded on PZ B2, Valentine 2, e25?

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      Wait, you accept "garbage" from FD_UP? I know some of that garbage and in all honesty it's more like quality left-overs. Not quite freshly-made but still very eatable and delicious. Some is even better after a couple of days ;)

  10. Purchased:
    'FV215b (183)' successfully purchased. Spent credits:  4,270,000.

    Let the games begin

    1. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      I've found my calling.

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  11. Researched:
    FV215b (183) researched. Undistributed experience spent: 0. Free Experience spent: 235,000.

  12. Play 1 game. Get yolo'd.

    Thinking it's an isolated set of circumstances, I play another game. Get yolo'd.

    Proceeds to get yolo'd for 5 games straight

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    2. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      happens even when i have teammates

    3. Javajunkie8b

      Javajunkie8b

      I usually try to position myself so if they do yolo me they pay for it.  If im going to die im taking you with me.  That and not overextending early in the game for the sake of more dmg.   Im still learning to see the yolos ahead of time and baiting them into the LOF of allied tanks...works like a charm.  More situational awareness never hurts.

    4. Raj

      Raj

      play faster tanks, recently installed and tried out some heavies, felt really bad, then I got in batchat. Shit felt even stronger than last I played it. Pubbies got better at brawling, but they're still terrible at trying to win by using superior positioning and mobility.

    1. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      Someone out there is gonna buy it. A thousand dollars of virtual tanks.

       

      I cant think of anything Id rather less spend that money on...

    2. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      I mean... its one thing to spend that kind of money over a year or so.... but.. all at once seems... dumb.

    3. king_spaniel

      king_spaniel

      You can buy every modern gaming system and a new TV for that absurd amount of money.  You could also buy an entire new computer or feed an entire village for a month, but hey, gotta have that LTP so you can play tier 3 ya know

  13. I'm retarded

    1. KruggWulf
    2. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      Oh come now @Fulcrous You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You!

  14. PUBG as an e-sports works with casters like "Pansy".

    https://www.twitch.tv/esl_pubg

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    2. Medjed

      Medjed

      Game is unoptimised piece of shit and it gets worse with every update. I literally avoid playing pubg because how shitty it feels right now. Fps drops all around and net code is a disaster. There's so much RNG shit in the game that makes it absurdly non-esports feel like. 

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      lol. expecting a 8x8km map to have 100+ fps on ultra is an impossibility

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      currently been watching the IEM and jesus christ it's a disaster

      while I personally sort of like the game it is really not esports material, especially not this ridiculous squad format where luck plays an even bigger factor than in wot

       

      at least liquid gets to not suck at a game in 2k17 :kappa: 

  15. You know what. The WZ-111-5A is the worst piece of garbage I've played and its not because the tank itself is bad.

    It's the fucking bullshit RNG and yolos I have to deal with specifically in the WZ-5A.

    1. TheMarine0341
    2. Gr1nch_1

      Gr1nch_1

      Its the chinese rng... same with 113 and 121. Gun control looks okay untill you try to snapshot something important xD

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      @Gr1nch_1 it's the penetration rng. Bouncing superheavies flat on (not once or twice but up to 8 times in a row in the particular match that made me vent) pisses me off like no other.

  16.  

    They literally didn't move more than 3 grid squares. All. 15. Tanks.

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    :notlikethis:

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    2. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      @Fulcrous 3 min.  That may have been a kindness. 

    3. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      @Fulcrous ... wow at least it looks like you were on the giving end of that cactus.

       

       

    4. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      Well, at least you didn't have to chase them down . .  .

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  17. Internet is at 4th-world levels of shit until Monday. 50Mbps to 100kbps

    My download speed is 15kb/s.

    Fuck you telus.

  18. TFW isp is allegedly doing a server upgrade so you can't even play tanks for the missions after work... much less anything.

  19. E100 complaining about how he can't complain shit teams.

    > Tells him before hand I expect to see a 40% winrate.

    > lo and behold. 40% winrate at 600 dpg.

    1. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      Shitters will never have the humility to admit being exactly that. They shit their own bed and then throw a fit that it smells like shit all the while refusing to look in the mirror.

  20. It's fun to always lose on prok whenever a light tank decides to active spot the central ridge and take free damage whilst the team pushes into passive scouting lanes.

    1. CarbonWard

      CarbonWard

      Active spot in 2017 :MingLee:

    2. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      It's amazing how people dont understand that spotting things people can't shoot at is useless

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      Also, doing less than 700 damage as a tier 9 in a tier 9 game is useless too. Literally had a match this morning where I was the only, ONLY player to break the magical 1k damage with 3k damage. Every single one of my teammates though could not break past 700. WTF is happening????

  21. Given the nature of the WoTLabs/XVM/WN8 post on exposing-wot, I can only conclude it was adztownstrike who wrote that article :MingLee:

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    2. dualmaster333

      dualmaster333

      Oh pleasepleaseplease let this be the update where my WN8 drops to red...

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      So now my wn8 will be corrected and I can maybe join that pub forum gold challenge where you can win gold for spamming prem ammo? I just need to get sub 2000 recent and since im a wotlabs evil person this should happen

    4. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      I'm just waiting for the article that "exposes" me now after talking shit to them.