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  1. Y'all wanna hear the elusive schnitzelsuccess story?

    that girl I was going to Germany with, well yesterday was our first day together on our month long trip and we've already fucked 3x last night and this morning.

    im going to enjoy this vacation :kreygasm:

    when you play less tanks good shit happens


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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      @Fulcrous I'm not getting any complaints so far ;) 

    3. MacusFlash


      Stop being super purple everywhere. It's not fair...

    4. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You
  2. Drunk tanking is best tanking
  3. Asking for its strongspots would be a far shorter list
  4. It's not my fault WG buffed them!!
  5. I always sound grumpy so ignore me ^_^ fuk u Raj, I like my upboats
  6. For me vision/ camo is *fart noise* This is a brawling game. Being able to outbrawl whatever you come across is far more important than anything else. Anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves. I didn't even bother with attempting to abuse camo until recently when I started playing more LTs and even then it's mostly just out maneuvering your opponent and being a thorn in their side by capitalizing on them being preoccupied understanding how to use vision is unecessary to be a 60%+ WR player
  7. Ignoring the idiotic gun as it's pointless talking about something so completely stupid.... let's not forget that the lower plate is complete paper and it has a worse upper plate than the Lowe. You can just auto aim the front with prem ammo. Cheers from Germany
  8. Well I just had my sending off party and got a few celebratory ass slappings by some cute college girl.

    See you boys in a month when I get back!

  9. Y'all ready for another schnitzel story?

    Today I contacted a girl I used to know because I randomly thought about a funny incident that happened between us and I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to catch up. Had a nice convo for a few hours. Turns out I contacted the wrong girl and she was just playing along.

    Im literally retarded


    1. Fifty_Shades_Of_Socks


      It's ok. You're OUR retard. :)

    2. Fulcrous


      Idk. sounds like a keeper

    3. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      classic mistake

  10. Oi mates.

    Starting tomorrow I will be in Freiburg, Munich, Berlin, Lubeck, Hamburg, and then after that wherever the hell I want for a few days. 1 month in Germany total.

    Anyone wanna grab a beer? ^_^


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    2. saru_richard


      fuck you i wanted to go to Germany to only for the historical stuff >:C 



      oh well have fun and avoid getting murder by pigeons 

    3. KenadianCSJ


      You'll go to Germany but not Canada. I see how it is.

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Everything I can get in Canada I can get here. Well apart from frostbite, moose jerky, and soggy French fries, I mean 'poutine'


  11. I like how all these retards in t49's will literally die just to get a single pen on you. Oh look, pretty 1390, better run past 4 opponents, get one shot off, then die instantly.

    Its not even exclusive to complete trash players... its fucking blues doing it too.

    Fucking derp trash.

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    2. Rspctd


      Literally had two T49s jump off the cliff hill to pen me only to get farmed by camping td's in the back. It is making these T9 light grinds so much more painful then they should be. 

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      Ikr, doesn't help that t49's seem to be the most common LT now. Pubbies realized they were still shit at LTs and went back to guaranteed damage derping lol

    4. MAJEST1C


      I would do that just to piss someone off 

  12. Pubbies love their HE. I just angle a bit so that their autoaim HE spam generally hits my frontwheel for mediocre damage. Its best to stick to AP when facing other LT's. 1 shot not penetrating is the difference between living and dying at times.
  13. Truth. I had no complaints during my time there.
  14. LTTB has unusually high HE damage compared to AP, 300 vs 180 and generally enough pen for other LT's Seems like a waste of ammo space to me since 44 pen is still only 44 pen.