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Commander hit 3 times in one battle. Rly?
''And thus, their grand adventure came to an and. But it was too early to celebrate..
The commander had been hit multiple times during the battle, as we all know, and in the thick of combat, the crew could only afford precious seconds to get their commander back in fighting condition. What this meant of course, was overdosing him on morphine, and giving him some encouraging words to help him get his mind off the 155 mm hole in his stomach. For every time they gave him a few injections, he could then spot the next shell to hit the tank, flying right at the commanders cupola.
He is now lying in a pool of his own drool. The crew are busy suing WG for involuntary manslaughter.''