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  1. No more Jingles breeding programme? :feelsbad:

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    2. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      saw that coming from a mile away...

    3. Medjed


      If i'm honest, i really think the age difference was way too much, and i'm generally a bit disgusted by relationships/marriages in which age difference is huge

    4. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Rita is brilliant, get into Britain before Brexit, clever girl... 

  2. My cat is back from the clinic. Without half of his jaw. At least the cancer is gone and hopefully he'll live. :feelsbad:

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    3. orzel286


      @MacusFlash From what I've seen - quite normally, he can eat and drink just as well as if he had a normal jaw. It would've been better if he didn't have a collar around his neck, since it's a bit too long and he has problems reaching food, but other than that - it's not that bad.


      Damn, he really had a beautiful face, it's a pity the vets had to ruin it. :damn:

      @RC_Tank The vets said: if he lives for a year - he'll live. I just hope for the best.

    4. RC_Tank


      well here's hoping the next year goes well

  3. The amount of retards in wows coop is TOO DAMN HIGH

  4. When I'm brawling and my bb is on fire


  5. I never thought that I'll miss my cat so much. :feelsbad:

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    2. Audax_Bellator


      I have a picture of my two girls(dogs) on my dashboard and I still miss them 4 and 6 years later...I still find myself talking to them like they're still there. My feels 

    3. orzel286


      Oh well, it's not like he died.


      But it was close, like a week or two. He got cancer of all things, and now he's lying in a clinic after a surgery. :feelsbad:

    4. Wewum



  6. Just to be safe: change passwords to every site that uses cloudflare, all of them were possibly affected. https://github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare
  7. So it's officially dead now? F
  8. Me. And I'd rather have pvp players out of coop, because they (or at least some of them) think pvp strats are good for bot games.
  9. I fucking hate working on the register. Some of the customers is really the worst kind of scum, going apeshit just because they "lost" 1 euro or less because *insert reason here*. Ofc it will be given back, but hey, why the fuck pass up and opportunity to act like a fucking twat? Also: treating the staff like a fucking slaves just because they're on the other side of a counter. Really? I bet I earn more than most of those cunts and yet they "think" they're some princesses? TOP FUCKING KEK.


    "Why nobody wants to work in trade in Poland" - the tl;dr version. 

    1. MAJEST1C


      It's worse in U.S, especially working in the food industry. Usually I would just laugh it off. Those are the kind of people that deserve spit in their food 

    2. Sovereign_M


      yup. reason why I got the FK out of the service industry. Switched to a completely different field and never looked back. Took a job up w/ a local land surveying firm instead. much better pay, hours and benefits. 

  10. Standard wg test server bullshit applies: see what is the most retarded change, it's the one most guaranteed to hit live servers. Workink as intended!
  11. So I found Lindybeige https://www.youtube.com/user/lindybeige on yt completely by accident and after watching two of his vids (about shooting to kill and battle fatigue in the ancient world) I started to think a bit (just a bit though, my brain hurts if I do it too much).


    Playing arma 2, as always, I'm building the base, enemy forces are attacking one town, no biggie. Then the game notifies me that the town behind my defensive line is under attack as well, so I decided to go. Alone. I made it there on foot (wasn't that far), I hear shots in a distance (jsrs sound mod)... Aaaaand I'm tense as fuck. I didn't know where they were exactly, I wondered if they were already waiting or flanking me. Did they spot me already? I'm fucked if they do (I really forgot at that moment that I'll just RESPAWN 30 seconds later...). I get close to the town centre, and I have a visual, infantry team, I'm on their left flank, they didn't see me.


    Like a switch, from being terrified to formulating a plan and executing it. One infantry team down, I'm "limping" back to base, wounded, but succesful (keeping my pants clean counts as a bonus I guess).

    And now I'm thinking: what if I played it on vr? And if it had some sort of damage model (remember soldier of fortune games? Especially the second one?). Will game devs be forced to erect some barriers to not make games too immersive at some point? Will SovietWomble be a bigger faggot? :doge:

    On a lighter note: a few days earlier, I placed artillery (again - arma) in a not too shallow ditch. Ordered it to fire on a presumed position of an enemy mg nest, then took a look on my map, started to order my ai squads around, arty is finishing it's rounds... And, uh, the last one hit the edge of this ditch I guess. I'm not sure, because one second I'm looking on my map and the next I'm dead, so is the gun crew, arty piece is a complete wreck.... :facepalm:

    1. Lockhart77
    2. orzel286


      Do I go to jail now?  T_T

  12. BTW: pve player influx confirmed? Since bots cheat anyway and just rush straight towards the most squishy target within a certain distance this makes rdf completely irrelevant.
  13. Introducing something as broken as rdf and setting a foundation for competitive scene with clans in the same patch? That's some comedy gold stuff, 10/10 wg.
  14. OMFG, new shop manager... Today he locked himself in the vestibule (is this the right word?) while opening the front doors. :facepalm:

  15. Your French ships will have a random chance of getting sunk in port by the British fleet if you don't surrender. High maintenance costs confirmed.