canadiantrex

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  1. Stream of no sky cancer

    https://www.twitch.tv/canadiantrex

    1. Errants

      Errants

      Stop trying to make Blitz happen.

  2. No-Arty stream, now with 100000% more BT-SV.

    https://www.twitch.tv/canadiantrex

  3. Found a USB drive at my parent's place that had a copy of "Anfields 8.6 Mod Pack v1.1 - Test" on it

    1. Medjed

      Medjed

      Take it to the pawn shop

  4. Stronk English from the Blitz team....

    7p39va8lajzz.jpg

    1. kukis12345

      kukis12345

      Not that bad, expected something worse. That forehead part made me laugh though xD

    2. Raj

      Raj

      Did a Russian type this? lol

  5. In game tooltip just told that "HIGH EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS NEVER RICOCHET"!!!!!!!11!1!one!!!eleventy!!!!

     

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    2. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      I'm pretty sure that even on crack, a pro tip wouldn't include that.

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      developer tips are more like "yellow tips"

    4. Fabunil

      Fabunil

      "its funny because they do richochet."

      Ya pleb, HE can "bounce" but will never riccochet.

       

  6. I guess a Super Conq can 1v1 a JPE by just facehugging and DPM'ing APCR through the casemate. Cancerous as fuck for that poor pubbie.

    1. simba90

      simba90

      One should never express sympathy towards pubbies. They are barely a lifeform

    2. ThomChen114

      ThomChen114

      let them learn the hard way

  7. Why was there a glowing casket in my garage and wtf does it do?

    1. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      It gives you prizes. YAY!!!! or aids.

    2. hiipanda

      hiipanda

      click it.

  8. Super Conq gun is the comfort my life has been missing.

  9. What do I do if "Q" only fires my main gun and not the secondary?

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    2. Strigonx

      Strigonx

      is feature comrade, not bug

    3. Canadian_Reaper

      Canadian_Reaper

      Launch in safe mode from the game launcher, you don't have to uninstall any mods.

    4. DHP

      DHP

      To remove all mods you need to delete the "mods" folder aswell has the "res_mods" folder.

       

      If after these it still fails try to uncheck "server reticle".

  10. Going to Ireland next month.

    Can you yuros suggest some shit to do?

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    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Ping me tomorow. My friend is a great cook and he worked in a great restaurant there (not cheap though. he will be chef in 5 years, maybe less in something good) so I can tell you where. Also stay long enough and you will meet Bjork. Small country. All of my friends who were there for more than 1 month did

    3. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      Is Bjork in Ireland?

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Fuck im a moron. I read Iceland

  11. COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM AN APARTMENT WINDOW IN CENTRAL FLORIDA: HURRICANE IRMA!!!!!!

    https://www.twitch.tv/canadiantrex

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    2. canadiantrex

      canadiantrex

      Updooted for recognizing that other SUV as a hyundai from the side.

      But wait, is it?

      Tilting camera NOW

      @MAJEST1C

      Take a look at how wrong you were :-P

    3. MAJEST1C

      MAJEST1C

      Dang, I thought the jeep is an older model hyundai from the side.

    4. canadiantrex

      canadiantrex

      It looked a lot like a santa fe!

  12. I will be attempting to set up a webcam taped to the window and livestream Hurricane Irma for as long as I have power. Will post link later as storm approaches.

     

    1. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      I hope the worst of it misses you.  good luck. 

  13. Hurricane Irma is a goddamn CGC sky cancer aiming in on Florida. It could RNG off to the east or west and do nothing, or land in the middle and fuck shit up. #dynamic_gameplay

    1. Errants

      Errants

      Be safe.

       

      I need mah seal-clubbing buddy.

    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      Best of luck 

  14. Some teams are just uncarryable.

    https://imgur.com/pBETz7N

    https://imgur.com/ZoM87qJ

    1. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      I've carried a team that had 7 tanks doing 0 damage. Of course the enemy team had 8 that did 0 as well.

    2. Fifty_Shades_Of_Socks

      Fifty_Shades_Of_Socks

      You're in a tier 3 and you expect your team to do anything? 

  15. Just had a full health E-25 drive into the side of my parked KV-4. He killed himself.

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    2. canadiantrex

      canadiantrex

      Was enemy E-25, free money for me.

      Same match, a WZ-132 tried to circle me. Bumped my ass for like 650 damage and tracked himself.

    3. nemlengyel

      nemlengyel

      to be fair maybe he was just playing on a toaster and lagged... or just can't drive for shit :D

    4. simba90

      simba90

      magnet hax.

  16. Just watched a pubbie IS-7 do 5 damaging shots (no kills) for 1290 damage. He claims he was shooting all APCR. Math does not compute.

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    2. canadiantrex

      canadiantrex

      @Kolni

      Wat? When was this?

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      It was just when the gold ammo for credits were introduced. People loaded their tanks with full HE because they thought it was the premium round for about 2 weeks. The problem that rose from this was that HE rounds were too effective so they had to nerf them :serb: 

    4. canadiantrex

      canadiantrex

      That was before my time. I started playing like a couple days before 8.6 dropped, IIRC.

  17. And I just turned 30. Fuck everything.

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    2. Zepherex

      Zepherex

      Gonna celebrate with some pizza hut?

    3. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Happy birthday

    4. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      Happy birthday semi-old man!