FlorbFnarb

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  1. Strykers and other similar vehicles are tall, much taller than a tank. MRAPs are also tall and prone to rollover. The only thing they're good at is surviving detonations from below.
  2. Trying to shoot DDs with a BB is an exercise in frustration for me, although to be fair I don't have any BBs above Tier 5.
  3. How about hagfish, the most disgusting thing in the sea?
  4. Does the client do replays now?
  5. Some people try it though. They like parking behind islands and shooting over them. Drives me nuts.
  6. That's one of my pet peeves. Sniping, cowardly BB drivers.
  7. I think God decided to play little jokes on us today. Just had a 5 kill co-op match in the Emerald, of all ships, and then a later co-op match in the Hosho my entire team was bots. I was literally the only human in the match. Naturally my team's bots suicided and left me to fight a DD and CV solo. Fortunately bot fighters are apparently shit and I took them both out.
  8. Yeah, probably gonna have to go that route. XP rewards are lower, and that kind of accuracy can be a pain in something as fragile as an Emerald, but maybe I can make the computer's idiocy work for me.
  9. I won't skip ships or tanks like that. I refuse to reward WG's shadiness like that.
  10. The Emerald is awful. Totally unplayable. Guns load fast and it's reasonable agile - but not agile enough to really dodge enemy fire 100% of the time, and that's what is required - if the enemy hits even 20% of the time, you die fast, because one of those hits will always be a citadel for 50% of your HP. The torps are largely useless in my experience, because closing to within 6 km is usually suicide.
  11. Not anywhere near the KGV, but I'm gonna bet that's very true. You gotta be either agile enough to avoid getting hit or tough enough to take a hit.
  12. Good to know. Still getting my feet wet in this carrier stuff.
  13. What tier do you get to pick your loadout of planes?
  14. Oh don't tell me that. Everybody said the Jap BBs are the tits.
  15. Yeah. I mean, the guns seem okay, but it's insanely fragile. In literally every match, a shot will take like 40% of my health. It's pretty agile, but not enough to make every shot miss, and you literally can't ever get hit in it. Because of that, the 6 km torps are almost useless: any time you're in the vicinity, every enemy will drop their current target and shoot at you. I despise it, and although I usually give WG credit for running a fairly clean freemium game, there are some ships in this game I'm positive they intentionally made that bad just to make you buy gold and burn some free XP to skip them. There's no excuse for the Kawachi or Emerald otherwise.