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  1. The forums are messed up.  I cant seem to access any of the threads.  It just gives me a small number in the top left corner.  Tried Chrome and IE

  2. So I guess WG just ended the 3x Weekend 24 hours early.  I guess Sunday is a Russian Weekend day.  Just when you think they may have ran out of things to fuck up... 

    1. DirtyACE7


      Hey, if WG can't fuck you, who can?

  3. Multi-Box WOWS Saturday night.  WG is giving away free stuff based on the max number of users online.  20,000 people gets everyone a Supercontainer (probably 100 crappy flags).

  4. WG has lost their fucking minds.  L60 Tier 2 is about $15 in the cheapest bundle.

  5. Has anyone found a link to the Hidden Missions for Memorial Day weekend?

    1. Errants


      Bwah? What missions?

    2. NightmareMk9


      Meathead said there were "Hidden Missions" this weekend.  He didn't say anything specific.  Then several people posted about getting random Repair Kits, First Aid and Fire Ex.

  6. How much effort (how many hrs/nights) would it take to get enough Fame points to buy one of the Clam Wars tanks with Bonds?

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    2. snowdude21325


      Depending on what battles you get in, and how often you have battles, an hour or two per night is all you really need if you win the majority of your battles.  This is bare minimum for the tank.

    3. Hellsfog


      It's hard to say.  If you get a couple of wins versus a landowner a night you'll be fine.  Landing tourney battles give less fame so you will need more. 

    4. HemanathanRX7


      If you already have 4k bonds you just need to get bare minimum top by both players and clan i guess.

  7. 30 Arty waiting for FrontLine.  About 15 tanks of all other classes.

    1. HemanathanRX7


      Is like ranked battles.

      All the shitters play spg to easily get general and prestige because they keep dying in tanks.

    2. Haswell


      Highest profit for the least effort required.

    3. kreigermann


      Since I maxed out the rewards and whatnot,  I now routinely swap to my LTTB and bulldog or t92 back to back mid battle and yolo murder them all in the backfield.  Usually trailing a significant number of turds trying to chase me down and kill me.. win/win for my team.. they're too stupid to just sacrifice their arty. Still usually make Major/General anyways.

  8. Braindead players have infected Frontline.  How the FUCK do you get 3 re-spawns and still only do 341 damage?  2 "players" with 0 damage?


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    2. Errants


      Or, they don't realize just how long the battles are and leave mid-match. I've been finding many AFK/previously active vehicles.

      I haven't won a FL battle yet, but I'm 3/4 for getting to General, so already rank 8. It's fun, different, and running premiums... VERY profitable.

      Note how they got 0 exp? They left the match.

    3. Fulcrous


      A lot of the people get fucked over by the FPS no lie.

      I play on ultra and get 60 fps w/ a 7700k @ 5.0 and 1070 in the city. 100+ everywhere else but I suspect lag can just make people not play.


    4. Marty


      Well, yeah, people do have technical issues, some don't have a clue what they're doing and how to play the map, but in this case it's neither of those


  9. Chat Ban for excessive profanity

    Dear NightmareMk9,

    You are receiving this email because you were found to be engaging in, Excessive Profanity.

    Specifically, you were observed to have sent these messages:

    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 05:49:44</br>(2018-05-01 22:49:44)    I hit 4 of 8, so impossible to miss 7 you cunt
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-03 06:13:32</br>(2018-05-02 23:13:32)    BC 100% cunt
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 07:32:36</br>(2018-05-06 00:32:36)    report the taste of my ass you cunt
    NightmareMk9    2018-04-29 06:55:53</br>(2018-04-28 23:55:53)    those fuckstick TDs camping base just let the best player on the team get ass raped by 3 tanks
    NightmareMk9    2018-04-29 06:56:10</br>(2018-04-28 23:56:10)    FUCKERS in J5
    NightmareMk9    2018-04-30 07:22:36</br>(2018-04-30 00:22:36)    the fucking 34 didnt ever move
    NightmareMk9    2018-04-30 07:35:31</br>(2018-04-30 00:35:31)    FUCKING mm
    NightmareMk9    2018-04-30 08:00:05</br>(2018-04-30 01:00:05)    FUCKING bullshit bounced with Premium ammo
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 03:30:12</br>(2018-05-01 20:30:12)    2 fucking TKS
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 05:48:58</br>(2018-05-01 22:48:58)    so our M4190 shitter was crying AIMBOT and WARPACK the whole fucking game
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 05:49:28</br>(2018-05-01 22:49:28)    just FUCK YOU
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 05:47:59</br>(2018-05-01 22:47:59)    you are a fucking idiot
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 05:56:09</br>(2018-05-01 22:56:09)    just another example how FUCKED UP that 268-4 is
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-02 06:35:29</br>(2018-05-01 23:35:29)    fuck sake
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-03 05:44:03</br>(2018-05-02 22:44:03)    Mexicano you fuck! Thanks for showing up
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-03 05:53:23</br>(2018-05-02 22:53:23)    ok , says the FUCK sitting on the red line
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-03 06:12:23</br>(2018-05-02 23:12:23)    report fuck marshal
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-03 06:40:28</br>(2018-05-02 23:40:28)    this fucking E4
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-04 23:47:18</br>(2018-05-04 16:47:18)    9000 games in tier 2 and you are FUCKING TERRIBLE
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-05 08:23:37</br>(2018-05-05 01:23:37)    3 fucking AFK
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-05 08:36:16</br>(2018-05-05 01:36:16)    you mediums up north are FUCKING STUPID
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 06:26:05</br>(2018-05-05 23:26:05)    fucking Lees
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 06:52:50</br>(2018-05-05 23:52:50)    this FUCKING map
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 07:30:09</br>(2018-05-06 00:30:09)    PUSH THE FUCKING NORTH YOU [email protected]@@@@
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 07:32:11</br>(2018-05-06 00:32:11)    FUCK YOU BITCHES
    NightmareMk9    2018-05-06 07:51:34</br>(2018-05-06 00:51:34)    ok, now the mm is just fuckjing with me

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    2. HemanathanRX7


      Atleast it isn't a perma chat ban :doge:


    3. NightmareMk9


      I could defend about 1/2 of those as a completely appropriate reaction to the individual players.  The other 1/2 I'll admit may have been unnecessary.

      Here is the shitter with 9000 games at tier 2, I had him in 2 games grinding the new Italian Line, he was completely worthless and they started talking shit about other players


    4. kreigermann


      Playing tiers 1-6 is like if you go swimming in the kiddie pool at the public pool though. Getting mad when some kid shits the pool is pointless because that wasn’t water you were in to begin with.

      Hell, I’m thankful at least he was spamming tier 2 and not tiers 8-10.

  10. XP Fever Missions.  If you remember, check to see if the crew gets the 15k - 50k in additional XP for the 25th win.

    I think I might play 24 wins in Tier X and then switch to the E100 to unlock the top gun with the bonus 50k XP

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    2. NightmareMk9


      WG deleted the thread...

      Not surprised

    3. Archaic_One


      I remember thinking, "hey I've got a SIMP guy in a scout tank, this should work well".  It was Dark_Matter, gone in 60 seconds . . . sigh

    4. NightmareMk9


      The whole event was a complete shit show.  The people that setup the events have no fucking clue how the game is played

  11. Solo Tier 10 and over 4:50 min in the queue.


    1. PlanetaryGenocide


      Yup, just solo queued IS-7 and it took 4 minutes to get into a battle.


      At least we won

    2. kreigermann


      I drop and re-queue ever 30s  ish... never had to wait more than a couple-few cycles.  Their MM queue/priority  system is kinda borked.

      From what someone explained to me, it tries to pop you in a match asap.. but failing an immediate fit, it will shuffle you in a different fill/priority(they SAY higher priority, but... when ever I just hit button and wait, it takes at least twice as long as just dropping/re-queueing) I might just be getting lucky though.

  12. No Lyfers have nearly 2000 stamps.  1884 as of this post.  That's about 300 per day!  With only 29 different maps (58 max stamps) that is 242 games per day minimum.  But probably closer to 270.  270 per day is 11 games per hour for 24 hours a day.

    NO FUCKING WAY they arent sharing accounts!!


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    2. PlanetaryGenocide


      15 hours ago, NightmareMk9 said:

        But even at that, can 1 human play 300 games like that every day for 3 weeks?

      Autism hurts, man

    3. NightmareMk9


      Watching ThatRocketGuy on Stream.  The first game took about 2:15 including the queue time.

      What a shit show WG!

      Second game he was dead 40 second into the match

    4. Hellsfog


      I like rocket. He's a nice kid.  I hope he isn't remembered for this like alphan was remembered for rigging.  

  13. Map Rotation after 1.0

    Last night was not terrible.  I got 14 different maps on 17 games.  I wonder if WG tweaked the rotation. 

    Given the daily Stamp missions, getting the same 4-7 maps all night long would suck ass.

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    2. Daerlon


      Stalingrad, Kharkov, Swamp, Sacred Valley, Windstorm, and Pilsen are not in the rotation.

    3. PlanetaryGenocide


      I think they've done something so that all the HD maps get shown off more often - i've still yet to see Glacier though

    4. Daerlon


      A couple patches ago they made it so it took map rotation into consideration during mm, supposedly helping you to get a more even map rotation.

  14. FUCK HP Tech Support.

    Purchased a new laptop for my daughter.  The HDD failed within 7 months.  HP charged $53 for the repairs under warranty (because they wouldn't just send me the new HDD.  Such Bullshit

    1. Fulcrous


      I feel like part of it is because they had to transfer data/flash the appropriate bios - of which im pretty sure one can do themselves.

    2. Folterknecht


      Buy a 240-512GB SSD, replace the mechanical HDD and use it as external storage/back up for her.

  15. MM is putting out like a $2 whore.  203 games over the last 2 weeks, 64% win rate (all solo play).  Even when I shit the bed, half the time it turns into a win.

    1. Darvek


      I have not noticed this "problem," personally. Congrats on your good fortune.

  16. WOT Tier 8-10 are 30% off today!

    Wow, its been a LONG times since WG was so generous.

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    2. FavreFan4ever


      Were you planning on selling 8s and 9s to do so?

    3. DirtyACE7


      No, I really don't have any tanks that I want to sell unfortunately. Will have to grind out some credits and now I'm thinking of skipping getting the 113 because I already have the Christmas discount active on the 5A and I'll use the current discounts to get the AMX 13 90 that I've been wanting for some time.

    4. NightmareMk9


      WG finally told us about this sale.  It's for Ranked?  Feb. 19-26, 21:00 PT / 23:00 CT / 00:00 ET:

  17. Did WG just chat ban 100s of people today?  I received a 1-day with no exact reason for the ban.  I submitted a ticket asking what I said.  WOWS actually quoted me saying "Tard" 5-6 times in the ban notification.

    1. monjardin


      You can't say "tard." You can say "fucking cunts" all day long, but never go full retard.



    2. PlanetaryGenocide


      Yeah, because retard hits a little too close to home for most WG employees

  18. 9.22 Tonight at Midnight Pacific Time.  Get those last minute items completed in the next 8.5 hours.

    1. NightmareMk9


      I wish someone at WG had told us if you get 3.5 M credits for having the 263 and then 122/54.  I didn't burn all my free XP to get to the 263, since it wasn't a sure bet.

      G'Night all

  19. 29 games / 31% win ratio

    FUCK tanks tonight

    SPECIAL NEEDS WEEKEND in full effect

  20. Fucking WOWS.  1 Win, then 4 losses in a row.  That's 1.5 hours of losing games for people who don't play wows.  Bed Time

    1. MAJEST1C


      The pubbies in wows are worse than WOT 

  21. Were any of the other Servers able to sell Emblems after the last patch?  Or just the NA?

    1. Gr1nch_1


      I got 16mill on EU

    2. DirtyACE7


      I think all servers can do this.

  22. Selling Emblems!!!

    I should net 8.5 Million Credits !

  23. Patch TONIGHT at Midnight.  Last 11 hrs to buy the 183.  Also dont forget to claim the free Female.  You must claim her before the patch.  You probably have one on EVERY account too ;)

    1. RC_Tank


      Thanks for the heads up, didn't know about the female crew member.

    2. monjardin


      EVERY account... LOL

      Thanks. My T95E2 "recruit" that hasn't played in years logged in to get a girl crew member.