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  1. This thread is for epic Blitz battles. Post up screenshots and shit of your pushing shit in. Shove the knife in and twist it in those mobile-tards. https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/877503735745116892/1F046AFAB9755FB1335653C84365FFB053AED3A8/ https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/877503735745117280/4B99721C39B6FC55F3C5FA337A32DB372B3FBCF2/ https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/877503735745117649/B628FD22B847C318518DE6DA44269CB71F135D89/ x5 XP and x2 credits "Birthday" bonus battle in my tier 5 Leopard, combined with a 350% freeXP bonus tag. 121k net profit? Yes please.
  2. If you guys are too dumb to read the title this is a motherfucking review The ship I want to review is this OP piece of russian bias called the Mikhail Kutuzov History: This is a Sverdlov-class cruiser..... Who gives a shit about the history. This is a post WWII ship in a WWII game because fuck you, we are russian, we do what we want. Why should you trust me with this POS review First i'm not @How_Terrible Secondly: Loadout: Pretty straight forward CA build, With the latest patch and the way the ship plays there is no reason to have concealment. The steering mod will be more worth it. Skills: Again go for the default 6inch cruiser build, these are the recommended skills but with the last 4 points you can pick whatever you want Make sure that you get priority target as your first skill and then IFHE as quickly as possible with superintendent. These are the skills that will help the most. DE should be the first secondary skill How to play: So you just bought this OP ship yet you fucking suck in it. Don't worry @How_Terrible is worst than you but unlike him you will actually get better Quick survival tips: - Don't give your broadside ( Duh) - Wait until you see the BB firing before turning,if you are too close for that well just pray to RNG - Never close in unless you know you can take them out, you have torpedoes but they do not do much damage and the firing arcs are not the best (Not as bad as IJN CAs but still not great) You do have 5 of them on each side though. - Using priority target choose when to bring all guns to bear or to use smoke. IF you just have 1 or sometimes 2 ships shooting at you, you can bait and save your smoke for a important time. IF you have 4+ ships targeting start thinking about using smoke. DMG tips - Prioritize DDs, they will launch torps into your smoke and will fuck you up - Watch out for Radar cruisers, you usually want to stay at long range but if you do get close you better be on the look out - Bait and shoot at max range, yes it is cancerous but yes it works - When you set a BB on fire try shooting another BB, if a BB uses a repair switch to another BB for 10-20s before switching back. You always want to try to make fires stick - IF RNG fucks you, IFHE will help you damage ships without needing fires -You have over 18km range USE IT there is no sense in being over aggressive in this ship, always save your HP for when you can carry. This is coming from a extremely aggressive player. Other than that I don't know what to say, ask any questions and i'll probably be able to answer. If its anything about specific game mechanics i'll have no clue, I just play this fucking game.
  3. Anyway since it's Sunday I thought it would be fitting to introduce a fanclub for TWD. I've always been interested in anything zombie related... Shaun of The Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Resident Evil, etc. but Walking Dead jumped to a whole new level. I personally started watching the series on the season 2 opener. I ended up having to back track to season 1 to understand what was going on, but since then haven't missed a single episode's premier. *In case you were wondering who I used for my profile picture that would be Lauren Cohan who plays Maggie Greene. Sorry I'm not a Katy person anymore. Edit: I am now currently Megan Fox Here's some of my favorite videos:
  4. Despite it's serious frontal weaknesses the KV-5 is notorious for being one of the best tier 8 heavies. It especially dominates city maps where it can side scrape and conceal it's frontal weakspots. Wiggling your weakspots helps a lot. It has the most hitpoints for its tier and that can be the decision factor in many games where you've survived and just had enough hitpoints left for more brawling confrontations. One of the best aspects of the KV-5 is its ability to ram other tanks because of it's sheer weight and the fact that it doesn't really get damaged in the process of doing so. Current stats: My overalls aren't where I want them to be. My recent games have been impressive however. I've had numerous 3k damage and an increasing amount of 4k damage games... To get that kind of damage I firmly believe you have to be willing to spam enough apcr as it's regular ap rounds can be tricky to deal with. ~Get 70% overall winrate ~Hit at least 2k overall dpg (any more than that and I'm damage whoring successfully)... this can only be improved with a mass number of games since I already have many games in my KV-5 ~I'd like to survive more battles... 50% survival rate is a must especially in something that can take a beating I have 3 moe's (main goal is to get to 100% on it): I'll be posting replays here so you can see what I do to maximize damage. I'll comment what I did right or wrong... I'll also take questions I guess.
  5. Anyway more free time opened up for me. However it's during the weekdays mostly in the mornings and afternoons. Unable to play much during the evenings and weekends. I seek shitlords with unicum recents who are active quite a lot. I don't care about overalls I just need competent team mates. Pref 8s are desired (I absolutely love my KV-5). I don't play anything below tier 6 (unless it's a scout tank) as I've tried tier 5 in recent days and it's just utter cancer. I'm currently grinding my Comet, and T-54 lightweight just a FYI. So yeah post below and add me in-game... and whenever I'm online will accept the friend requests.
  6. Some tanks solo better than others obviously... but in recent times I've been finding it increasingly hard to deal with complete retards. Basically today I purchased the Centurion... First game was a decent 1900 damage win, but I guess that was the only win I got out of it so far. Bask in the presence of the 12.5% winrate. And it's not too hard to see why when you get teams such as this one... Basically moral of the story is platoon....
  7. So I decided to re-roll the russian server yesterday. To my amazement it was actually playable. 200 average ping is quite easy to deal with considering I usually get 30 ping on NA I felt some difference but not a whole lot to hinder my gameplay. What I noticed were a lot of people online on the Russian server. Hundreds of thousands of people. No wonder WG must me making a lot to still survive even though they are blatantly ignorant towards the needs of the masses. Russia is one of their primary markets. They have lots of servers. RU1, RU2, RU3, and it keeps going. When I logged in it selected RU4 for me. So I got a T-127. I solo like 75% in it on NA so I felt pretty confident it's easy to pad winrate in it. Perhaps I wasn't really thinking straight. The third battle on RU I see a couple of people who are tooned with PZ IIJ's. Heck at least they were on my team. And then I saw them again, and then again. They kept getting on my team. xD So I was lucky in that aspect, but I kept thinking to myself how the fuck will AutismSpeaks survive here if he has to vs. PZ IIJ's on the opposite team? It's a ridiculous idea to play low tiers because seeing the PZ IIJ is not that uncommon and having to deal with them on the opposite team can be a nightmare because you really have to aim at weakspots and fire premium rounds. But anyway one of the PZ2J drivers spoke english and he was able to talk with me. He was a rather chill guy. I told him I was from NA server and he was like "hey bro". It's hard to communicate with teammates that are speaking a different language let alone understand what the fuck they are trying to say. The whole fucking garage is in Russian. But then I also came to another conclusion. If they are insulting you at least you won't get insulted by them. The Russians seem to be rather cool people. Anyway Today I encountered a PZ IIJ on lakeville. He was on the opposite team. I obviously had to load premium rounds but holy fuck is it ever op. I kept raping him but felt like I wasn't getting anywhere. I reduced his hitpoints quite a bit before another ally took him out. We ended up losing the game however. So now I'm thinking to myself there's no way to survive such low tiers in RU. It's absolute chaos. the RU low tier gameplay is a bit different. There's tons of PZ 2J's and the base camping is unbelievable. Although I had a good day yesterday I felt kind of miserable today. Anyway I got myself a Churchill 3. Lost 5 battles in a row and then won 3 in a row and I came to a conclusion: #FUCK_RE-ROLLING I think EU is a better place to re-roll. My ping is probably going to be better there, but fuck it. Now I'm glad to see people speaking spanish or saying "algum br" or saying "recluta latinos." But I don't want to fucking re-roll anymore. I know the best I'll do is turn a blue overall shitter as I accumulate 2 more WN8 points here on NA, but at least I'm established here. So anyway those who have been on the Russian server what did you think about it?
  8. Because #Fuck_Arty Post em when you get em.
  9. Because this shit is too long for a status update... I'm 18, relatively healthy, and confused about what I want to do. I registered into University to study commerce and been in the commerce program since September. Previously in highschool I actually somewhat enjoyed mathematics... I enjoyed history classes above everything to be completely honest and I still do in University, however I am uninterested with what I'm taking. I feel like I'm not engaged with learning, and feel like I'm not get the most out of my education. This year I've been increasingly bored with my work. Before I used to feel a great sense of pride with what I was doing... pleasing my parents by getting good grades and maybe someday I'll be an accountant or something. I haven't been getting good grades and it feels like a downward spiral of not caring anymore. University feels boring. The teachers are boring. The accountant professor keeps rambling on in a stereotypical monotone voice. I feel so disconnected. The class average was almost a fail and I actually don't blame the students... it's a nightmare. Then I thought about joining the military... I've watched a lot of war movies, played war games... and yes war should never be compared to anything like that because war is real... the violence is real... the blood is real... the death is real... everything about war is real, and I am fully aware of that. I've wanted to die so many times, and had a lot of nights where I cried myself to sleep selfishly. Whether it's teenage hormones to blame... not really sure. My dad's father fought in Sicily, Italy. Those were some of the bloodiest battles. He was shell shocked after the war... drank a lot, and kept to himself. Everyone experiences war differently... some don't seem to recover. I just want to do something really honorable in life and something where I feel satisfied. I want to know I serve a great purpose and if that purpose to kill ISIS bastards or whatever faces me then I feel like I am willing to do that. I've had a lot of interest in tanks when I was little, and maybe that's something I can pursue. But I don't know how my parents will react If I tell them. My father hinted at me a few months back that I played WoT a lot and maybe I should join the military instead of sitting around pretending and shooting pixels. Perhaps he was right... I don't know... Winston Churchill when he was a young boy playing with his little toy soldiers said that he was one day gong to save England... and he did. He gave the people so much hope, and so much willingness to fight and to keep clam and carry on, but that was all because he had a dream and a goal. I know it's probably suicide, but I think giving one's life so that one may have freedom is an honorable thing. Thoughts? Inb4 this turns into a debate...
  10. So today a fine gentleman gifted me a CDC. I'm running this thing on a 75% crew, no skills or perks. It's tough not having stuff like sixth sense. Anyway I've never had a tank like it. I really have to adjust my play style as I like tanks that can bounce the occasional shot. The armor so far hasn't bounced a damn thing. I lost my first 3 battles but I'm trying to turn things around. It's definitely a fun tank. I don't have an fcm so can't really compare both (unless you want to gift me an fcm ), but I've gotten in tier 10 matches so far and you have to play a bit more passively as high alpha damage guns rip the CDC to shreds. I nearly got shot by a 183 but luckily he changed his mine about targeting me. It's a highly mobile tank. I carried one of my games just by flanking and pressuring the enemy cap as I knew most of their heavies were all on one line already pushing to our base. So with the CDC it flanks effectively and you need to utilize it's speed. So I don't know what much to say. As I play more battles I will talk about the CDC more in-depth.
  11. *elevator music* Who am I? I’m a McMaster University student enrolled in commerce. I’ve always been a procrastinator. Found a lot of games, played them, and moved on, but WoT sticks with me the most. I’ve been a part of other forum communities before this one, but I like this one the most because you can pretty much use profane language and the rules are fairly lenient here (minus arty sperging). I can also use my sexy perry gifs here that otherwise wouldn’t be allowed on the official forums. Who are you? Chances are if you’re looking for help you chose me because I’m a shitlord you can relate to. Chances are you’re most likely the guy who takes a heavy on Lakeville in an encounter battle or does dumb shit by ‘protecting’ your artillery at base. Whatever the fuck you’re doing wrong I hope to break your habits. But if you made it this far in reading this is good because 70% of shitlords in-game couldn’t care about how they play. I don’t know if it’s really 70% but you get the gist. What is my service about? I am mentoring fairly new players looking to learn or old time players with bad habits by platooning with them in battle. This mentoring service is exclusively for mid-tier playing and up to tier 8s. What are you required to have? You are required to have at least tiers 5 (preferably as many tank types as you can like heavies, mediums, tank destroyers, light tanks, but NO FUCKING ARTILLERY). I refuse to play anything lower than tier 5 as the game is cancer in such low tiers. I will mentor up to tier 8s. You will not be required to have teamspeak. I don’t talk on teamspeak. Instead I type in platoon chat really fast. Oh did I mention you are required to know English? But I think you already know English if you’ve made it in reading this far. You are required to have the appropriate consumables (ex. Extinguishers, med kit, repair kit). Last thing I want is playing with a shitlord who catches on fire and can’t do anything about it, or seeing a guy get tracked in an open field and can’t repair his track. Also what isn’t necessarily necessary but very essential to have is the proper equipment like gun rammers (pretty much on everything, etc.) You need good internet connection. I don’t want to play with people who constantly ping out of the game. Although it occasionally happens to me if it happens to you a lot then I’m pretty sure clicking on uninstall000 solves this issue. You need the right attitude and have a willingness to learn. No shitlords who have xvm installed and say ‘gg’ at the start of the battle because it’s a ‘30% chance to win’. In fact remove all or any mods you have. Mods are useless. If you want to become a better player learn to analyze your players without the use of xvm. And last but not leastly… did I mention it yet? You are required to not platoon any artillery with me. You get the gist. Before you start my services: You are required to teamkill one artillery player as a sacrifice. I call it a fixed cost, as my services are otherwise free. When am I available for these services? Tuesdays 8:30AM-12:00PM Weekends: TBA (to be announced) Or sometimes random times... it depends. We can make arrangements. Message me for more details. *Currently in process of editing*
  12. If you want a good laugh look through the whole thing... Today was the first day I turned blue in a long time and I have to say I felt rather good about it. I didn't get banned but turned blue so everything is allright. My replays opens up with WoT Russia for some reason so bear with me.... The map is Swamp north spawn with 5 arty on our side and 4 arty on theirs. That's probably the best case scenario for long drawn out games and campfests. Arty promotes fun play right? Arty is essential for this game right? IM's promote excessive clicker play right? So anyway going to jump ahead quite a bit... I decide fuck it. After losing most of my hitpoints I'm going to camp our base behind a bush. Our arty didn't like that shit. After killing a St. Emil here we are: So after I rekt that bitch he starts acting more like it. Showing his true pubbiness. This wallet warrior got his CDC free. xD So he starts reporting my positions... Okay I don't really give a fuck. I decide I'm going to get out of there since I see teammates aiming for me... This guy must have been sleeping... I can only question his map awareness and gameplay as well. *facepalm* *ding ding ding we have a winner* hahaha Fast forward I die and then he starts reporting Schnitzel's postions... AND IT GOES ON AND ON. This dude in arty has one big mouth. TL:DR Schnitzel is great to platoon with, and we rape fuckers in cancer #FUCK_ARTY
  13. I'm bored as fuck so I decided to write a story. I've been thinking a lot lately about artillery and what causes people to play artillery and what even causes people to say that artillery takes skill. Actually I've been thinking that artillery isn't so bad. So I'm trying to get in the minds of artillery players and what affects their psychological processes. Chapter 1: The Beginning It was a rather cold day at Billy Swagger's house. He came home from school that day feeling rather shit. He just finished writing a 5 page essay at school and he wanted to unwind. Also Billy was a major procrastinator. He spent numerous hours surfing online until he came across an advertisement. Upon closer inspection it said the words "World of Tanks"... "Play for free"... "Fun"... he didn't see any pictures of artillery. So he clicks on the ad and it opens up into a website with pictures of tanks. It's all so flashy and it's all so interesting. Okay so he decides he's going to install this. He's played first person shooter like COD, Battlefield... you name it he's played it. The download time is like half an hour so he decides okay he's going to watch some tv or listen to music while this shit is downloading. It's getting warm in his house already. His laptop is heating the whole freaking place up like never before. Damn this tanks game is taking and draining a lot of energy from his laptop and he didn't even have to play it yet. Welp he sees another 10% before it's finally downloaded. He finally does the smart thing and plugs his charger in too because his laptop is at 20% and it shuts off automatically at like 15%. A while later Billy gets a notification that World of Tanks is downloaded. There's a shitty box that pops up that links to Twitch, premium shops, but he's more focused on just clicking away on that "Play" button. Oh wait he realizes he has to make an account first so he can't actually log in. He creates an account named "Billy453483589", because he's rather lazy to make an actual good name for himself and he raped his number pad with ferocious intensity he's thinking to himself "nevermind trying to remember the password... the player name is already confusing enough." He's assuming there's no problem with this he can just change his name any day. Ah yes he gets into his account and checks out the tutorial. "Drive forward", "avoid knocking things down", "hide behind bush", "shoot enemy tank". He's thinking to himself "YUO ARE NOW REDY 2 PLAY THSI GAEM". He clicks the battle button right away. Ah bloody fuck he's forgot to load ammo. Whatever he's decided somehow he's going to lead his T1 Cunningham to victory. He yolos across an open field and gets behind some cover. He's cursing at himself. "Where the fuck are enemy tanks?" Out of nowhere 3 tanks ambush him and unload their rounds. Billy is dead in the first minute of the game. He's thinking to himself he's got to do better next time. He needs to bring ammo, equipment, and be not get so aggressive next time. He's pretty smart to figure this out on the first battle. But he doesn't realize there's a spotting mechanic and he's raging on about players using invisible hacks. He gets up and pours himself some hot chocolate. Chapter 2: Addiction Billy has played 536 battles all within 3 days. He's driving himself insane. He's never played this intensely before. He has a winrate of 43%, and averaging 0.34 kills per battle. He's thinking to himself he's pretty good for a beginner. Actually he doesn't even know stats exist at this point. He only finds out about stats like a week later but lets not get into that right now... Billy has advanced to tier 4. Fuck he thinks he's maybe going to get some top tiers really fast. He's struggling really hard however in tier 4. He's facing tanks many tiers ahead of himself because he doesn't realize he's playing luchs which has scout matchmaking. He's unable to make a scratch on the bigger tanks like T29's, and he's shooting his magazine all over the place but it fails to do anything. A voice keeps mocking him "Ricochet, Ricochet, We didn't even scratch them, That one didn't go through." He's thinking to himself "Fuck it. I didn't sign myself up to play with people using condom hacks." He decides he's going to bed. Too much tanks for one day isn't a good idea. His eyes are bloodshot and he's thought maybe it wasn't such a good idea to waste his long weekend. He brushes his teeth, and tucks himself in the warmth of his bed. But deep down inside this night is a nightmare. He's dreaming about tanks. "Ricochet. Ricochet. That one bounced!" It's driving him insane. He wakes up in a cold sweat. Okay he's thinking maybe he can grab some water. He's careful. He doesn't want to wake his parents. He tip toes to the cupboards and opens the screechy door. He pulls a fat mug out and fills it with some tap water. He's calm now and decides to get back to sleep. But this is just the start of an addiction. Billy has never tried any of the hard drugs on the street, but this game is as close as it gets to it. Chapter 3: The Realization The very next day Billy discovers a website called the "Official Forums." He's no stranger to forums. He's been a part of other forum communities before. He's had hundreds of posts and knows how to conduct himself. Billy has also had a temporary moderation position once. Ah he scrolls around first and sees tons of threads. He scrolls back up to the top and types in his user name Billy453483589 and his password: fartinginface12345 He's thinking to himself the password is rather genius as no one dares think of getting farted in the face. Somehow he remembers these credentials with the aid of his trusty notepad smothered with his account details which he slips underneath his keyboard. He opens up the Newcomer's forums and he thinks perhaps he can make quite a great introduction for himself. He starts ranting on about hacks and being a part of other forum communities before and how he's such a great CoD player. He gets a good load of replies in the first 10 minutes. He's thinking to himself this is pretty good... or not. He's already accumulated a good amount of downvotes and people are bitching and saying things like "there's no such thing as hacks", "go play lego", "go play a childs game", and my favorite "we don't need anymore blood red noobs making this game more shit". Billy is now thinking the forums are really toxic. Billy is not about to abandon the forums yet. He scrolls around and sees numerous threads about artillery and if it should be removed from the game and, bla bla bla. He did notice there was a tank type in the game indicated by a square box. In fact each tank type had their own indication. So he's thinking to himself "artillery is what has been killing me quite a lot". He finally comes to the revelation that what's been killing him before so much has been tanks like the Sexton, M7 priest, and etc. So perhaps its not wall hacks after all and perhaps these things can actually shoot over obstacles. Deep down inside Billy is now coming to the revelation that he is not a very good player. He's tried all the tank types except artillery. He now realizes that artillery is insanely overpowered as it keeps killing him so he must try it. But before he does he checks out wotlabs (as recommended by one other helpful official forum user) another forum community however he's not interested in actually looking at the forums. He now knows what stats are and decides to check what his are as well. He types in his username frantically and clicks the search button. Red is all he sees. He thinks he's committed a murder. 467 WN8, 39% winrate. For fuck sakes he's wondering how people achieve 3,000 WN8. These guys must be pretty good hackers. Chapter 4: Committing The Sin Billy is back from a weeks break from World of Tanks. He feels much better. He's finally getting enough sleep and getting his life back on track. However now he decides it's time to play again. This time he's not going to subject himself to torment but he's got a clever plan this time. He's bought a T57 which a tier 2 American artillery piece (not to be confused with the T57 tier 10 heavy tank). He loads in battle and he's playing Rocky Balboa trumpet theme music. He's finally got it in his head to win and he's not going to leave until he does so. He's spawned in the usual place. For some reason he's unable to go sniper mode, and he realizes he needs to do some close confrontations if he ever hopes to hit anything. He charges up middle and in the few minutes he's killed. For fuck sakes how can he be this retarded. He loads in the next battle. Artillery pieces sit at the back of maps, but he's still figuring out which button to press for drop down view. He's raping his keyboard frantically. He's pressing any button. Then finally he finds the right one. Drop down view looks pretty good. It's like he is God... able to see everything like an eagle. He fires his first shot which is a clear miss. Damn the reload is not what he really likes but he is patient. Then bam he fires another shot and takes out a T1 Cunningham in one shot. He's smiling. Actually he's doing more than that. He's cackling like an evil madman. He's finally enjoying the game. Billy hasn't played any other tank types in a while because he's enjoying artillery so much. He's now progress to the tier 9 artillery in the same line he was grinding up. This time he realizes these artillery pieces can do insane amounts of damage. Of course it has to... the long reload times make anyone go crazy. He sees an E75 sniping from the tracks on Prok. He aims... actually he doesn't have to do that. Bam the shot blows a hole through the E75 and he doesn't know how he pulled off that shot... maybe it's because that retarded heavy was sitting there not even moving. A couple of minutes later it was like the E75 driver has life in him. He's cursing the chat and talking about how he pinged out of the game. He's furious, but all Billy can do is laugh. Billy has done like 5000 damage and he knows his going to get a Gore's medal which he does. He now realizes he is the official scumbag. Everytime he one shots someone he always gets this reply "You're a fucking 39% shitter. You lucky fucker. Go play lego. That was a [email protected][email protected]!" Billy decides it's time to turn off chat. Chapter 5: The End Billy has gotten in a serious car crash. He's at the ER. He's unresponsive. But somehow he is revived. He's told he's lucky to live. A big tractor trailer slamming into a minicooper is not a pleasant site. Debris is all over the place. There's a blown out tire in a field 100 meters away. The windshield is like it was hit with steel baseball bats. But through all this Billy is still alive to fight another day... but he looks down slowly. He no longer has one of his arms. It was pressed tightly under twisted wreckage. Billy is thinking this is the end of him. He's never going to be able to do much with one arm anymore. Then he thought to himself.... Time to play artillery. TL; DR
  14. Every week I will post my most retarded arty kill. T54 lightweight vs. FV207 #Fuck_Arty
  15. Howdy almighty Unicums, So I have big problem when playing high tier TDs (704 for example). I tend to either camp too much and miss damage/clicked or rush too much and end up getting rekted. I'm currently stalling at 1700 Wn8 in them and wish to improve that since it is my most loved tank (<3 704). So yeah, I'm currently not home so I can't post replays but once I get home I'll post some. 704 stats: Games: 211 Avg. dmg: 2200 W/R: 53%....................................... was 58% 2 days ago. k thx bye <3
  16. Thanks to tourney/cw gold, I will be completely skipping the AMX 50 120 and will be jumping straight into the 50B, a tank that has been on my shopping list since it's release that I only made decent progress on grinding towards about 2 months ago. I do however understand that I will be missing out on the learning of playing the tier 9 version but am pretty set on my decision. So what tips do you 50B drivers have regarding equipment/consumable loadout and tactics? Which camo patterns look the sexiest?
  17. A few days ago I left IOC with a friend (CW is killing IOC), we are going to be making a new clan mainly for people with no interest in CW but who still want to be able to plat with other good players. However before we can even do that we need a name and a theme. The clan cannot be MLP or Furry themes seeing as the guy paying for it doesn't want to be in such a clan. There is no gold prize for the winning name becuase I'm poor; the only prize is bragging rights. We have already discussed IOC_5 but we are not sure about it. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with, thanks ahead of time o7 Edit: I should clarify I'm not looking for overly obnoxious names Edit 2: We have decided on [PING] Purples Inciting Noob Genocide, thanks for the help everyone! The winners are Hello_Bang_Bye and Cloakerx