Vetro

Guide on how to Solo at 86% WR

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You are so mean. Maus driver must hate you :doge:

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This is proven to be accurate by many other friendly neighborhood-unicums, thank you for proving to us that the process is indeed fool proof

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I used to struggle to win any games in my T26E5 Super Pershing. The tank would simply cause me rage and I broke multiple keyboards attempting to be purple in it. Then I read Vetro's Guide on How to Solo. I followed his detailed method to improving my Super Pershing game play. His vivid description of how to use skill rounds changed my life. Now I win 120% of my games, my purple member has trebled in size, and all the ladies want me.

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Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far.

So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about.

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hey vetro I'm borderline retarded, will this guide help me?

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I was a dumpster at this game before reading vetro's guide. Now thanks to him i'm... still a dumpster :<

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Mission accomplished!

My original post literally just had a screenshot. I wanted to be a meme-master. But someone complained and I had to type some words. Then all the haters showed up, so I had to fight them IRL. At long last my goal has been accomplished.

Thanks Vetro :awyeah:

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4 minutes ago, AkulaV said:

Mission accomplished!

My original post literally just had a screenshot. I wanted to be a meme-master. But someone complained and I had to type some words. Then all the haters showed up, so I had to fight them IRL. At long last my goal has been accomplished.

Thanks Vetro :awyeah:

 

Akula you got any more guides coming up? I need to improve my play.

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Just now, Exasmic said:

Akula you got any more guides coming up? I need to improve my play.

No amount of guides will ever help make your play better, my friend.

Wait, that could be mistaken for a compliment...

No amount of guides will ever help your play to not be shit, my friend.

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This just confirms the official forums' long standing suspicion that all unicums are just compensating for their small sample sizes.

 

 

 

 

I'll be here all week.

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2 hours ago, Exasmic said:

hey vetro I'm borderline retarded, will this guide help me?

It's way too late for you dude, you've fallen from too many batchat boosts that your brain is now irreparable :minidoge:

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1 hour ago, AkulaV said:

No amount of guides will ever help make your play better, my friend.

Wait, that could be mistaken for a compliment...

No amount of guides will ever help your play to not be shit, my friend.

 

why you do me like that

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4 hours ago, SocialFlaws said:

Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far.

So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about.

 

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Sample size not valid. You must of not run into any T95's that you had to 1v1 in those 2 matches. Please play 10,000 battles and come back with a valid sample size (and stats on the number of T95's you've killed).

Also, please write a "Guide To Outplaying a T95 1v1".

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1 hour ago, Exasmic said:

why you do me like that

You could be me :minidoge:

Actually, don't. 

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Guess next expected values update will have SP at 5K required damage... :serb:

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At first I thought maybe I should moderate this,  but then I decided everyone just needed upvotes.

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6 hours ago, SocialFlaws said:

Hey guys! I don't mean to hijack this thread, but I just thought I would contribute with some tips on how to play the STB-1, seeing as how no one else has so far.

So what you want to do with the STB-1 is to find a hill and try not to get shot, but shoot your enemies as much as possible. That's about all it takes! Thanks for reading my guide and below is some proof that I know what I'm talking about.

 

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>Tfw my guide doesnt count

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36 minutes ago, Assassin7 said:

>Tfw my guide doesnt count

What, you think any of us come here for actual content anymore? 

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42 minutes ago, Assassin7 said:

>Tfw my guide doesnt count

I only read guides made by black streamers k thanks

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