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My Fellow Idiots, We have Breaking News! (IOC)

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*dusts off clan icon and lounge area*

 

*cough cough*

 

Okay, we ready?

 

Alright.

*clears throat*

 

Good News, Everyone!  Idiots On Computers is back!

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And we're looking for more fellow idiots to join our marvelous mis-adventure!

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Are you an idiot in need of more idiots to surround yourself with?

Do you have a Computer?

Are you an idiot willing to learn and improve?

What is the square root of a fine quality Russet?

 

Did you answer yes to the above questions?

Great!

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The Details of our Idiot Reproduction *ahem* Recruitment Program are thus:

 

For candidacy to be an idiot, please meet the following:

 

  • Be a fun and engaging person!
  • TeamSpeak and a working Mic
  • Be willing to have fun and engage in the finest of 'nanigans of the she variety
  • We would prefer a WN8 of 1300 or higher as a minimum
  • We would prefer an overall win rate of at least 52%
  • We would like to see at least 400 higher recents and 2% higher WR
  • These are more like guidelines and are not set in stone
  • Be easy going, please.
  • Have at least a few CW viable tanks at each tier (6, 8, and 10)

 

What does IOC have to offer you?

 

  • Free candyTsavo Cuddles
  • Our own Teamspeak to hang out in (Bring friends!)
  • A place to learn and get guidance
  • Friendly atmosphere and plenty of games
  • PLATOONS!
  • Strongholds! Struggleholds!

 

---------------------OUR TEAMSPEAK---------------------

 

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For recruitment, please PM me or find me on our TeamSpeak

 

-----------------Q&A AREA------------------

 

 

 

What is IOC?

 

We used to be a group of about 30-35 active guys who are all friends and got along fantastically.  We gelled well with each other, quite possibly what made my first tenure here the most fun.  

 

What is our vision for IOC?

 

We want to rebuild the old days.  We want to assemble a tight knit group of guys, 30 or more in number, to tackle Campains, tournaments, and all other manner of rewarding tanks adventures!

 

Don't wan't to do CW?

 

That's perfectly fine!  Want to hang out and improve?  Come on in!  Want to just platoon?  Sure thing!  Place to hang out and relax?  Absolutely!  Clan Wars and other related activities will NOT be a requirement for members!  ALL CLAN WARS AND TOURNAMENTS WILL BE VOLUNTARY!

 

 

 

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Never did clan wars before. What tanks are CW qualified?

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Does recruitment come with free sexitime with Tsavo?

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I'd join just for cuddles <3

Buuuuut I'd probably RQ in under a week like I have from nearly every clan.

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8 hours ago, SaintLaurentius said:

Where's the canadianguitar dyyd?

Ded.  He doesn't play tanks much anymore, if at all.  

6 hours ago, crapcannon said:

Never did clan wars before. What tanks are CW qualified?

Batchat, Skoda, E5, E100, other things?  I won't be doing the calling so I dunno what is needed. My job is TS and procuring warm bodies.  Even lukewarm ones will do.

5 hours ago, KenadianCSJ said:

Does recruitment come with free sexitime with Tsavo?

Naturally.  :3

4 hours ago, SchnitzelTruck said:

I'd join just for cuddles <3

Buuuuut I'd probably RQ in under a week like I have from nearly every clan.

Then just come relax in TS and feel it out C:

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Can I rage and challenge you to a 1v1 so I can try to prove man manhood Epeen-e-ness?

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1 hour ago, SmirkingGerbil said:

Can I rage and challenge you to a 1v1 so I can try to prove man manhood Epeen-e-ness?

Always :3

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woah7. Thanks for letting me hideout on your ts :P

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20 minutes ago, Zepherex said:

woah7. Thanks for letting me hideout on your ts :P

It's not a hideout if you post about it!

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Just now, _Tsavo_ said:

It's not a hideout if you post about it!

I has channel admin though. Anyone who bugs me gets the boot! How bou dah?

 

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1 hour ago, Zepherex said:

I has channel admin though. Anyone who bugs me gets the boot! How bou dah?

 

Wait, someone is trusting you with power? This will go well 

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19 minutes ago, SchnitzelTruck said:

Wait, someone is trusting you with power? This will go well 

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAAA

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I like to drink red Wine, or Dark Beer (Guinness Stout) while playing. Once I am properly buzzed, I like to shout "Release me from the rails like a Hellfire Missile!!!" and yolo into enemy artillery with my type 64. Will this behavior be tolerated?

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1 hour ago, SmirkingGerbil said:

I like to drink red Wine, or Dark Beer (Guinness Stout) while playing. Once I am properly buzzed, I like to shout "Release me from the rails like a Hellfire Missile!!!" and yolo into enemy artillery with my type 64. Will this behavior be tolerated?

Only if you take a jump and land on a bitch with your flaming corpse.

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Done . . . will wonder by and see if I am twisted enough to fit in.

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Even if it's just for toonage, I'm down C:

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Enjoyed reading your opening and qualifications. Well written and entertaining. Good luck with the clan.

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If my clan dies, i know where my next home is at.

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Oooooo lala, looks like Schnitzel joined too!

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If you have a rich sense of humor, and a patience level worthy of Yoda, I might be a good addition. Perhaps I could take the role of the ugly person that good looking folks stand beside in order to look better. I almost guarantee that you will look better by comparison. I do however, feel like improving, so if anybody is interested in passing along some of that purple wisdom, I'm game to improve. Perhaps in time I too will become a beautiful person.

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Can I just lurk around your teamspeak? 

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On 3/3/2017 at 1:56 AM, KenadianCSJ said:

Does recruitment come with free sexitime with Tsavo?

 

On 3/3/2017 at 7:10 AM, _Tsavo_ said:

Naturally.  :3

RIGGED ... never got any such perks!!

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