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Showcase of MM is fine, Arty is balanced and the map team are gud

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4 hours ago, Politx_Killer said:

PHALUS

[COCKS]

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Meanwhile in general chat...

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A funny thing happened today, I went in to the public toilets at the central library. There's this guy, who looks like he sleeps rough, leaning rights up against the wall, then I realise its the wall where the hand drier is, then I realise his pants are down and he's obviously using the hand drier for pleasure.

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9 hours ago, Nutkase said:

Did you at least offer him a hand?

I didn't get a chance, being interrupted he made directly for the booth and locked himself in - whilst delivering a blistering tirade on the state of the nation, fwarken ... People in this country ... Need a good slap, ... fwarken ... Vietnam (something) ... Too many fwarken long haired (something) fwarken ... 

5 hours ago, Ezz said:

Air is a bit hot I find. 

Indeed. An acquired taste, perhaps. My wife did wonder if he was drying his clothes (she said, laughing raucously). Not sure why you'd have your trousers down for that though.

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14 hours ago, Nutkase said:

I rather get cancer then play this game on weekends.

I Know the feeling.  That said, this weekend was fairly benign for me.

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Was fucking horrid for me.  Appears I'm on MM balance week. Lost .04 overall in the last week.

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The latest RanZar video seems to be getting a lot of Pole hate.

Just a litte dicking-around from Ranzar I guess.

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They are usually a series so I'm assuming the next one has the higher tier turning up and winning.

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Man, I have been totally suffering in the TVP 50/51.  Started off ok but the game obviously decided I needed balancing so the last sessions in it have been:

  • 1 from 6 (today)
  • 1 from 6 (yesterday)
  • 4 from 8
  • 3 from 7
  • 0 from 6

That's 9 from 33 - 27% WR.  WR for the 72 games prior to that were "normal" - wins and losses, 52%.  I know I'm no pro but sheeet, I'm not that bad. Missed a couple of wins where I needed to carry - got close but no cigar.

Had the usual run of campers - shit like this - https://i.imgur.com/7bZDeGk.png,  or tossers like Ang_Bida69, a 430 camping behind me with several teammates whilst I'm working the northern corner on Mannerheim, and doing ok but could use some help.  Having a spare shell I fire it in his direction tracking him (I may have gone blue at that point).  After cursing at him he says he'll TK me if I swear again, so I immediately call his bluff, and the cunt drives over to me and pushes me out in front of friendly fire.  He then goes on about the "wins some lose some" school of thought.  I ask him how he survives on the internet with such a thin skin - which he doesn't understand.  The only damage he deals is when he's got there entire team yolo'ing him 'cuz he's the last left.

Whinge complete.

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23 minutes ago, AdrianK said:

Man, I have been totally suffering in the TVP 50/51.  Started off ok but the game obviously decided I needed balancing so the last sessions in it have been:

  • 1 from 6 (today)
  • 1 from 6 (yesterday)
  • 4 from 8
  • 3 from 7
  • 0 from 6

That's 9 from 33 - 27% WR.  WR for the 72 games prior to that were "normal" - wins and losses, 52%.  I know I'm no pro but sheeet, I'm not that bad. Missed a couple of wins where I needed to carry - got close but no cigar.

Had the usual run of campers - shit like this - https://i.imgur.com/7bZDeGk.png,  or tossers like Ang_Bida69, a 430 camping behind me with several teammates whilst I'm working the northern corner on Mannerheim, and doing ok but could use some help.  Having a spare shell I fire it in his direction tracking him (I may have gone blue at that point).  After cursing at him he says he'll TK me if I swear again, so I immediately call his bluff, and the cunt drives over to me and pushes me out in front of friendly fire.  He then goes on about the "wins some lose some" school of thought.  I ask him how he survives on the internet with such a thin skin - which he doesn't understand.  The only damage he deals is when he's got there entire team yolo'ing him 'cuz he's the last left.

Whinge complete.

Needs more pics and fwarkens. 3/10 all Luck

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Honestly, it's like shooting [DOGS-] in a barrel.

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CR/D - where taking the piss out of shitter clans that condone suiciding is no longer allowed...

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I get the impression it wasn't closed because it broke any rules but because the whining got too much for WG so they shut it down to quieten it down.

Hopefully it's not done yet.

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Naughty @Saffee

http://forum.worldoftanks.asia/index.php?/topic/81739-apac-league-s2-competitive-ruling/page__pid__1760303#entry1760303

fucking WG are turning into party poopers.  Can’t talk about Dogs anymore.

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Fucking lol

1. I thought he doesn't do league anymore?
2. Either way I'm guessing his care factor would be hovering at about .2%

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