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Seriously though I and Im pretty sure almost no one here has any real issues with you We just want to know what the hell is up with the 0 key, and the more you completely avoid it the more curious and more meme prone we get over it. Theres literally nothing wrong with most of what you post, no more than anyone else here. Its just the damn 0 key man and I dont know why you are so adament on avoiding just telling us whats up with that to the point where you literally type out one hundred over 100 or even 1OO and go and re edit the Os to posts I edited them to be 0s lol.

Should be like this:

why yes I can....and did.

what the fuck is going on in this thread. I don't even know who to mod and who to call an idiot.

It's like oicraftian stole all his 0s and he's really butthurt about it.

This got to me eventually too. WG's map design philosophy changed (or just became more apparent) in 2014 or so to accommodate the idea that every class should have one specific flank on the map. It's so boring, and once WG finished their map transition with 1.0, all the fun was sucked out of the game for me. I was tired of doing the same thing every single game because it was so optimal that I might as well not have clicked battle if I tried otherwise. I could go on forever about everything that went wrong, but at the end of the day it's just Wargaming's soulless take on game design that finally did the game in. They've been trying to squeeze the game dry since the day it released, but at least for those first few years they didn't know how. It just took them a few more years to implement everything on their checklist.

I got him, dont worry.

I posted this on the official forums in the hope of reaching as many pubbies as possible, and robo suggested on Discord that I cross-post it here. Not expecting it to be news to longstanding Labbers, but if it helps someone... Episode 7 is upon us, and yet again we're plagued with people who seem to want to play Frontlines in the most self-defeating way possible and ruin the mode for everyone else, so here's the Idiot's Guide to Frontlines. Let's establish the victory conditions, and it's not what you'd expect: picking up a win or a loss is barely relevant. You'll still be making credits hand over fist either way. What you want whether you're attacking or defending is for all bases to be captured during the course of the game and to run the clock out blowing up each other's tanks. That means that everyone has the most possible time to farm rank, and you want to farm rank because one game at General is worth more than 2 games at Captain, 3 games at Lieutenant or 8 games at Sergeant (and that's just in terms of Frontline progress, you also get the Battle XP multiplier too). If you're attacking, stop trying to take out the objectives. All that achieves is ending the game early and denies you and everyone else on both teams rank and Frontlines XP. Focus on capping all 6 bases then use the time you've built up to kill enemy tanks. If you're defending and the clock is running out, allow the other team to cap and prolong the game. You don't want too much time on the clock because uninformed players will rush to hit the objectives instead of capping bases, but conversely you don't want it to come down to the wire and the attackers be prevented from capping and adding time to the clock. Finally, the best way to gain rank is capping/defending. This makes every game as a defender a balancing act, because you want to be doing the majority of your damage in and around the cap circles, but not when the clock is low because that might lead to an early win/loss. It's unfortunate that any of this needs to be said, but it's a consequence of Frontlines being a fundamentally broken game mode where the incentives don't align with the victory conditions.

I am prepared to give you [Long pause for suspense] My account in exchange for info regarding your 0 key

Under WoT timelines, "Just around the corner" means 2 years and "imminent" means at least 6 months

Dont listen to them they dont mean any harm. And quite frankly you are one of the few who keeps this forum active. Dont let them push you down. They are just joking, although i guess they really want to know why you type the way you do. It is sad to say but unfortunately this game has broken our will to talk about it, so many would rather make fun of you than seriously discuss about the many game's flaws.

You would rather exile yourself than to explain what's wrong with your 0 key?

This is exactly how I feel and yes fuck the 1.0 map changes. Every previously usable area is now covered by some shitty TD hill or bush that's so obvious, yet you have no choice. I despise probably 97% of the maps in the game and it's probably my biggest problem with the game. All the other shit aside, if I had an option on where to actually go I would enjoy the game 10x more.

Can you NOT drag official forum garbage back here please?

It's T-one-hundred-and-three to you. Stop being autistic and explain what's wrong with your 0 key.

@A_Chodeful TBH i love these occasional posts simply because of their ability to bring out so many of the dead members, if even for a single moment.

The lengths you go through just to avoid explaining what's wrong with your 0 key is intriguing.

yeah but i have pretty much all your dpgs beat so who's really the champ here

Or until he explains what's wrong with his 0 key and why can't he use it.

Ok for a start, there is a literal 0% chance Never intentionally removed the active user list. He probably updated the software and it defaulted to off and he didnt notice it or something. Second, as Enroh said, I cant RO dirizon because he hasnt done anything toxic, and if you think I should RO everyone who has been toxic to him, Id be ROing pretty much every single active user on the damn forum. I have already modded one person who was being directly insulting to him after they were told to stop. But the fact of the matter is he turned a tiny issue that requires a stupidly simple answer into a giant meme purely on his blatent refusal to answer it, and as I mentioned before, attempts to avoid it, so its kind of on him at the moment.

The stance is simply, say something so we can all move on. I am not going to RO him because he is not toxic. At all. I am merely trying to find a middle ground to appease all. Go have some breakfast (its 8am here) and relax. I think you are taking this way too seriously. We are all Carbon and Carbon is all of us. Surely you must know this.

changed profile pic to reflect my wot status now that carbon's gone

Drew this on my phone w/stylus during the more boring times at work the past couple of days Look ma, new content in the T49 thread!

Can we change the @Dirizon to @Diriz0n rather than kick him out?

Call it whatever you like, but are you going to explain what's wrong with your 0 key?

@Oicraftian Don't quote me you bastard. I didn't want to be raised from the dead just to read this

I know it's late. But I'm happy this thread continued for as long as it did. My long departure from it was probably not the best thing. However I had my reasons. I want to say congratulations to Hibachi and everyone else who has really been able to make use of it. Thank you for participating.

I'd track you down for a kiss, hun

Yes WG proposed multiple versions of the MM in the patent, and actually if you read it, the 'manipulation' bit that all the tinfoil hat people jump on is very very minor, its a proposal to basically give you slightly easier MM if you have lost a lot or harder MM if you have won a lot in a row. Which is actually the opposite of what rigged-MM complainers claim is happening, they claim WG is making them lose and they have all these loss streaks, but actually according to the patent the game should be giving them easier MM if they are having loss streaks, but clearly isn't. The majority of the patent talks about vehicle weighting and tiers and using that to create challenges and easier times for players, which is pretty obvious, get top tier stomp people, get bottom tier get stomped by people, which creates enough replayability and 'challenge' on its own. I'd also presume the guy worked at WG NA yeh? Even if that was true, what does NA know about the intricate details of how the game works, that is all done in Minsk, none of the regional offices deal with development so how would he know anyway, he was likely some community manager or something. As said above we have people who have pushed like 70% solo win rates and have had 20 plus game win streaks, so it honestly makes nonsense of claims its trying to normalise win rates.

Just 3 marked my first ever tank, the Charioteer. Can we get a moment of silence to mourn all the tier 6 and 7 tanks that ate premium HESH rounds and allowed me to accomplish this? http://wotreplays.eu/site/5008837#highway-echo9835-charioteer

speaking of WOWP I need to log back into that so I can buy more WoT premium lmao

WTF did I just waste 3 minutes of my life reading? If you are going to self-necro stupid shit from 2016, at least do it ironically and try to entertain us a little.

"You weren't downvoted for saying the IS-3 isn't OP, those were from you saying the KV-5 and WZ-111 had more armor." That makes sense.

So, are we speaking with The English German, or is this Katze? You attempt to necro a topic from 3 years ago, and it just so happens your "friend" made this thread: http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/610612-when-you-dare-to-disagree-with-purple-players-on-the-wotlab-forums/ You weren't downvoted for saying the IS-3 isn't OP, those were from you saying the KV-5 and WZ-111 had more armor. And here, have some more downvotes for making this idiotic thread, which should've been deleted when you were still typing it up.

What's wrong with your 0 key? I think you left out a bunch of zeroes.

The other night I woke up around 4am and thought I’d have to get up to take a leak. But then I did a fart that had enough volume to take the pressure down. So I went back to sleep.

I got that trex bod, squat 300 bench 150 ohbtw are you dk from Tokyo Drift by any chance?

Oh hey, I weight 93kg too, but almost none of it is muscle

Here is a free zero, in case he might need one:

its honestly quite hard trying to decipher what OP wants. As someone who has put in the last 10 months into muay thai it honestly seems like he is your average gym shitter who grew muscles and gained a superego to fit. Here is the issue with martial arts. Any martial artist worth its Asian salt takes fucking years to get proficient in (and wrestling etc). pick what you want to do. It isnt fucking pixel shitter gamer crap and you cant apply such a dumbfuck ego to any of it. whatever kind of idea you have about martial arts you should have honestly started before you started lifting (lifting is great but you need many other core strength skills as well in any martial arts profession) and sparring takes years to perfect and train in. my coach is still shitting on guys who are bulk AF over basic thing and i have trained with them and they could snap my spine in a heartbeat. TBH gains before going into martial arts isnt a bad idea but remove any semblance of an ego you had because you will get shit on for a long time.

Went from 92 kg to 77 kg while doing a through hike, came back and even after atrophy in my upper body, can pull just as hard and have been able to hit 7a climbs that before were the edge of my ability, just two days after being back, the goal today is to hit 7b, and within the next two or three months start scratching into 7c/7c+. Bonus is I went from 9% BF to about 3%.

You missed a 0 there comrade

Defender is the hero World of Tanks deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Surely now you're just trolling

I have a masters. PSM MSc. It hasn't really changed my job market or earning potential though. Maybe I am just too much of a tool to utilize its potential.

This tank is a sad sack of shit. It has all the problems of wheeled vehicles but lacks the speed and gun handling. It's like a heavy tank without armor or a TD without pen.

It is sufficiently different to the Lorraine to be interesting with a 21ish second reload (the way I kit mine out) and much shorter intra-clip. The Progetto is better, sure, but that's a given.

Stanlock (RU), jaeckefa (EU), swift_m0ti0n aka barry (EU), Valheru (SEA) and Decha (EU) for good gameplay, jaeckefa plays with an aids aspect ratio but otherwise most of the streams are chill, i tend to mute and run my own music since i don't need mic commentary but Stanlock is VERY loud to watch, goddamn russians man short of daki during his tryhards i don't watch or like the bigger wot streamers at all