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  1. 6 points
    As a moderator seeing the stream of reports coming in for various posts , this is my reaction Could not be arsed to moderate this drama unless something extremely vile is said , and even then I probably won't even get rid of that because shit talking on the internet is funny to read. In a few days maybe I might split this into it's own thread and leave Folters history of PTS alone again because that's mildly interesting due to PTS's rep as one of the oldest top clans which some people might want to read for some unknown reason , where as in a months time nobody will give two fucks whether the second half of this thread actually happened Also a lot of decent players have signed up to have a good old argument in this thread , why not look around and post in the other threads too , there's a lot of quality posts by players of a high level here with considerably less shit posts than the official forums , why not contribute and help get the EU perspective across
  2. 5 points
    They abused physics by clicking on me from orbit using WW2 technology.
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    Some people might say that a tanking website is no place to share movie reviews, I have missed those whining bitches, the Skyler Whites of my life and so I am back to harangue you all with irrelevant musings on a few movies. Fablkak Reviews: Tron Legacy, World War Z, Skyline, 30 Days of Night, Troll 2, The deadly sparrows, part Jew, Battles Los Angeles, Europa Report. Tron Legacy Today I did a poo and saw Tron Legacy, that means I have seen shit in 3D twice today although I must say that I preferred the one that didn’t go for two and a half hours and cost more than a happy ending. What is there one can say about tron legacy… you know that feeling you get when you have a great idea but then you wait a few hours and it doesn’t feel like such a great idea? Well the first Tron reached greatness by occupying this fleeting honeymoon period of non-tardation (which is a word) which lasted for about the same amount of time you think to yourself, hey a circuit board kind of does look like a city. Now dwell on this idea for 30 or so years and you’ll start to feel like a bit of a dick and eventually put the whole thing down to some half remembered feeling of pleasure you got when you were a child and you had just ripped open one of your brothers toys with electronic insides. Our civilization has moved on since Tron, we no longer fear the ghost in the machine. We fear the ghosts of once loved movies coming back to haunt us. First it happened with star wars, then it happened to poor Dr Jones and now Tron. RIP classic movies, may your celluloid one day know peace. Ps fuck Lucas arts. World War Z Bad, wrong and bad. So bad and so wrong that it didn’t even live up to my low expectations. When all you’re expecting is a mediocre if slightly sub standard zombie movie and you’re actually disappointed you know it’s a bad movie. The plot holes were big enough for one of those fat waddling zombies to climb through and the whole movie reeked of science fail which is one of the most irritating kinds of fail to watch for anyone with over six functioning brain cells. Most of the characters were thinly written and poorly played, the action was good but the believability was always kept very low which kind of ruins it for me. The only way this movie would be in the least bit scary is if you set your house on fire before sitting down to watch it, even then the acrid smoke which chokes you out of consciousness will probably come as a welcome relief from the horrific alternative of having to sit through that pitiful excuse for an ending. 4/10 standard units of entertainment. Skyline Overall I have only experienced one thing in my life that comes close to the level of disappointment I felt with this film and that was the time I paid to use a toilet in one of those over priced European countries where the food costs more on its way out than on its way in. Like my experience in the theater I sat down busting with anticipation only to discover that it was just a fart. In both instances I was expecting shit but all I got was a lot of hot air, an overriding feeling of disappointment and a lighter wallet. The way I see it movies are either great, passable, bad or so bad they are good. The ground between the latter two categories is no place for a movie to be. Unfortunately for skyline it has settled into this grey area where all the truly forgettable movies lie. The creatively named leads Terry and Jerry played by Turk from scrubs and some other B grade actor are giving D grade performances. This is a shame because at least if they had got an F they might have been kicked out of obscurity straight into infamy and found themselves up for a ‘so bad its good’ nomination. The same creativity that went into naming the leads is littered throughout the movie leaving it a mess which rips off War of the worlds (2005 movie), Independence Day (movie), The Matrix (movie) and Crysis (PC game) with the end result being Shit (bodily excrement of the odorous variety). I’m not sure what, if anything this movie is trying to convey. The story follows a few genuinely annoying people who in spite of my great malevolence towards them try to survive an alien invasion and war by staying still then going somewhere then realising that Venetian blinds look pretty sturdy decide to stand still behind them again. So, as far as I can work out the movie is about the usefulness of Venetian blinds in the event of a hangover, alien invasion or nuclear holocaust. 30 Days of Night 30 Days of Night is 113 minutes of benighted trash. What it lacks in terms of a cohesive plot it totally fails to make up for in originality, acting or style. It's like the last socially awkward fat kid to stumble wheezing onto the vampire bandwagon before all the cool kids turn to marbles or self harm. I wouldn't piss on its script if it were on fire, not even if i really had to go and there wasn't a toilet for miles, just to make the point. I wouldn't even use it for toilet paper, the ink tends to stain and the paper is too rough. Wait until this one comes out in two ply. Troll 2 As far as I’m concerned if your movie hasn’t got Bruce Willis or zombies it had better have a damn good story line. Troll 2 has an abundance of neither but I know what you’re thinking, does it make up for this conspicuous lack of Bruce Willis and zombies with a copious number of trolls? Why don’t you guess how many trolls are in the movie troll 2, 5? less, 3 you say? no less still, 1 final guess. Nope ZERO! But hold on this might be a good thing, I have seen plenty of great movies with no trolls in them before so they might be onto something. So what did this movie have? 1 druid/witch, around 12 vegetarian goblins and about 8 fucktards acting like… what’s the stupidest descriptive word I have at my disposal, umm Americans! Hold on a second, vegetarian goblins? The villains of the movie are ravenous flesh eating vegetarians? Yep! No plot flaw there that I can see, moving on. This movie is wrong on so many levels but the highlight for me was the dialogue between the young couple which was obviously written by someone who had never actually talked to girls before except in that special “before he got arrested” kind of way. Number of stars: Negative Graham’s number. Harry potter: The deadly sparrows, part Jew. (no spoilers) How does one quantify the quality of ‘meh’. With all the tedious inevitability of a Dutch hooker with a backlog the story moved from point to point fulfilling contractual obligations for money and bringing happy endings to some but shame, ignominy and a worrying rash to others. I find myself asking why I bothered watching it in the first place, true it was only four dollars which I received for being lazy in the vicinity of a university but that’s not the point. I guess I watched it because I wanted to see the end, perhaps out of some misplaced feeling of commitment or maybe just because I’m completest. On second thoughts that’s probably not true I usually don’t even complete Let’s face it we all knew what was going to happen before it even started, we just wanted to see it trundle on through the motions until we saw exactly what we were expecting to see and that is not a good reason to watch a movie. On top of all that (ok technically this is underneath it) what really gets my goat is the unbelievably of it all. I don’t mean the wizards, the monsters and all that magic, that’s all par for the course in a fantasy movie like this. No, what really frustrated me was seeing that little prat with a penchant for destroying small knick-knacks take tumble after violent tumble and not once did his glasses fall off or even come loose. Now that’s just unbelievable and it’s the straw that broke the dromedary. I hope all the actors come down with a serious case of Mark Hamill syndrome and never grace our screens with their typecast presence ever again. Battles Los Angeles: The Svalbard Global Seed Vault is a secure seed bank not far from the North Pole, its purpose is to safeguard the world’s stockpile of genetic resources in the event of a global crisis. This mammoth undertaking for the benefit of mankind is second in scope and ambition only to the movie Battle Los Angeles which has managed to collect every little stereotypical clichéd expression and over dramatised cringe worthy moment in cinema history and compact them into 150 min of concentrated shit. Two copies of the film are to be stored away just in case the worst happens and humanity has to rebuild from the ground up. One copy is to be ground up and mixed with 10,000 tons of soil to make high grade fertilizer while the other copy is to be shown to audiences with small dynamo devices attached to their eyeballs which are designed to generate electricity every time somebody rolls their eyes. Europa Report: Good. This movie passed its science exam with pretty good marks. Granted there was one small science fail when they said that the temperature outside their ship was absolute zero but I’m not petty enough to point that out on any kind of review, well ok I am but only so that equally nerdy science friends can’t say I missed it. Although the movie might be a little slow for most people I think they did very well getting the pacing right, especially considering that the first two years of the mission consists largely of sitting down. If you like your science fiction slow and realistic then this movie is for you. 8/10 empirical nonstandard units of entertainment. Bonus review: Primer More complicated than eating the last bit of yoghurt from a small container with a big spoon. Dredd and a combined review of Monsters (2010) & By Any Means in post below. Use your scroll wheel noob. Any requests? PS: how is tanks going? I can't play for a few more months yet, I started fapping to top gear but it's just not the same.
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    _NiNe_ is bad news for Forge. The sooner they kick him, the better. Antonio, Garbad. Please don't start Carry on, o7o7o7o7
  7. 2 points
    We're seeking active tankers to join our team. (Enjoy, Enjoy Too and X-Sight) Our social clan,Indeedis also recruiting. ~ Wanna join the Enjoy[-_-] team? This is what we require of our members. ~ [-_-] Regularly use our TeamSpeak 3 server to improve individual and team performance in platoons, tank company and clan war battles. [-_-] Maintain a positive attitude and enjoyable environment for your fellow clanmates. [-_-] Seek to improve the average clan statistics. [-_-] Enjoy using the [-_-] tag in creative and annoying ways. t[-_-]t - ~ What can Enjoy[-_-] do for you? ~ [-_-] We're focused on having fun and improving our tanking. [-_-] Mature, relaxed leadership that maintains a good/positive environment. [-_-] We believe in creating strategies based on our individual member strengths. [-_-] We're a clan wars oriented clan and regularly have battles. [-_- ]Gold income is paid out based on frequency of clan war attendance (paid same whether picked or not for battle), payments made every weekend. [-_-] Member only forum full of hilarious replays, useful mods and some occasional trolling. [-_-] Comical contests for gold prizes (usually weekly)! - ~Enjoy[-_-] Clan Information ~ [-_-] EnjoyTeamSpeak 3 Server:enjoyTS.COM [-_-] Enjoy Forums (members only):www.enjoytanking.com
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    I was told I should crosspost this so I am. It's gonna be a thing I write up every week or so, Halloween one is gonna be pretty good. If it's at all popular I'll see if anyone wants to actually Be a character. Until then it's just whatever I guess! Here ya go. A Tale of Unicorns. (Beginnings.) (The names of the Unicorns in this story are representative of characters in a mockup of World of Tanks and the efforts of Unicums to Educate the masses. This does not reflect the opinions of the Unicorns named.) "They're coming.." "I know.." Eyes. Once beautiful and bright, shining with hope and joy now looked dull and worn. They turned from the beautiful white face infront of them, now dusty and dirty. They both could hear it. The braying and bucking and gnashing of teeth beyond just the woods ahead. The Two Unicorns were tired. They were dirty. They were beaten and battered. Their flanks bleeding and scarred from piercing wounds and glancing strikes. They had taken refuge in the last place they could make their defence. The Magical Forest. It's trees verdant and green, their boughs offering protection from the eyes of the Donkey Horde beyond. The stronger of the two stepped forward. His hooves striking the ground, digging into the earth. He spoke aloud. "We can make a stand here..We can survive, if we do this right..We can lure them in. We can take them one at a time, strike from stealth..We must be quick. We must weave what magic we have left to cloak ourselves in these woods..It's our only hope." Hope dies quickly on the field of battle. The unicorn, as tired as he was, took a mis-step..A twig, a meager little twig. It snapped, and in the sound of cracking wood. Silence reigned. "..No..I..RU--" His words were cut short as the very earth exploded around him. The other unicorn, battered and worn barely had time to move away before it's eyes could look upon it's dear friend. A smoldering crater and broken horn were all that remained. "NO!" The unicorn shouted. It's horn flaring bright. It was too late. The Murovankashire Woods around the unicorn erupted into a nightmare of shattering wood and spraying dirt as Donkey shell after shell pelted the area. When the dust settled the numerous high explosive shells had done their job. The Last Unicorn lay in the dirt. Wounded and crippled. The sound of trees breaking and hooves pounding the earth were the last it heard before the dark overtook it. Hope however. Was not lost. Death did not come for the Unicorn that day. It's eyes opened. To the sounds of battle. The braying of Donkey's and the neighing of Unicorns, the explosive report of Donkey Shells and the crackling explusion of Unicorn Magic. Eyes, blurred and half blind from dirt and tears all that Unicorn could see was the flanks and hooves of it's Comrade..and the hooves of Donkey's marked in green and blue. They had come..They had won the flank. Support..finally had arrived. A dull voice entered it's ears. "I know that voice.." The thought graced the wounded unicorns mind. Louder it called. "The battle is not yet won! They have a hold out at their stronghold! They have not been wounded this entire battle! Get up! GET UP BUN! You can do it!". Millard. It was the Unicorn General Millard..That voice of inspiration and teaching had long been a shining example of insight. One hoof, than the other as the wounded and limping Unicorn rose to it's hooves. "The battle rages..You can't go and die yet." True enough words. The medical herbs at the unicorns flank were quickly consumed and vision was restored. The Unicorn named Bun could see the forest was alive. Donkeys in green and blue tabards rushing beyond the fallen logs and broken earth. The Unicorn Millard moving with them, shouting orders to flank around. There, beyond. On the hill. She saw another. Rising with two of his own escorts. The Unicorn known as Rosh. His proud stance offering confidence to all around him. That was his power. The Aura of Kindness. You see, every Unicorn has a special power to which they impart on their forces..Rosh's was Kindness. A feeling of calm and understanding that steadied the wills of their compatriots. Millard, posessed the Aura of Knowledge. Heightening the senses and tactical awareness of his company. These two could turn the tide. She knew it. Bun, had not yet discovered her Aura. She had only recently acended. She remembered the days when she too, was a donkey draped in green, and then blue..Fond memories that she could not reflect on. There was a battle to win. "I put myself in a terrible position.." She thought to herself. "..I could have..sustained so much less injury had I..I..we wouldn't have lost Scrub.." The Fallen Unicorn, his name had been Scrublet. A fond moniker. "Now is not the time to reflect on that..You will have time when things have calmed to review your choices and learn from them..Come. We must do what we can.." The voice was familar. A Unicorn stepped by her with a smile in his eyes. She knew his name as well. His name was L'one Med'ic. A name from an older time of their kin and naming conventions which were more fanciful back then. Like elves, sort of. The battle was on. Now was not the time to reflect upon ones mistakes. It was time to win. It was with great tenacity and great fervor that the battle was concluded. The holdouts at the Donkey Stronghold were eventually overwhelmed by the Unicorns and their remaining forces. Out-manuvering and out-thinking them. The battle was won. However, not without great cost. The battlefield was littered with dead Donkey and Unicorn alike. As the dust settled and the sun shone through the clouds of smoke and ash one could only reflect on how it all started. Unicorns. They had risen from the Donkey Hordes. Seeking a higher purpose, a better place. They found the way to ascend beyond being a braying and gnashing donkey who's weapons and attitudes were crude and harsh. Unrefined and without grace. They found the crude and rudimentary decisions made on the fields of constant strife to be simply unsustainable. Why did they fight though? For land, for resources. Resources that could be shared, but always they wanted more. Always more. Trampling and destroying everything in their path searching for more and more. This however, is not to say all Unicorns are good. One may discover Ascension and walk a path seperate of teaching, seperate of anything and just exist for ones own good. None the less a Unicorn, but seperate from the fold. Battling for themselves. These were the things reflected upon as the battlefield was surveyed. "We were victorious. Though the cost was great. I fear if this keeps up..we will see more Nightmares rising every day.." Bun said as she walked beside Rosh whom she had sought out after the battle had ended. "If we cannot keep the Donkey's corruptive influence at bay. More may fall to the gnashing hatred.." Rosh came to a slow stop and turned his head towards the battered Unicorn "The Gnashing Hatred can only be avoided by keeping in mind one's own heart. If we succumb to their influence..if we fall to hating them, and spitting at them. If we fall to damning them for what they are instead of trying to elevate them beyond. We end up being their greatest allies. Remember..We, are instrumental in our own rise, and our own downfall..always." Rosh, moved away and Bun followed. The Gnashing Hatred..It was a sickness, a disease. Brought on by hatred of what one used to be. A Donkey. A Unicorn whom has ascended, turns on the very thing they used to be. Berating and spitting at them. Teaching them only through hatred. They fall. Their pelts darken, and they become Nightmares. Feeding the Hatred of Unicorns that Donkey's share. They become the very instrument that keeps a Donkey..a Donkey. They feed on them. Mercilessly. Only through Hope can a Nightmare be redeemed. Hope that Donkey's will ascend. Pulling the Nightmare from the pits of it's hatred..If possible. "I was almost a nightmare.." She whispered, as she walked beside Rosh. Her eyes on the ground and her mane draped over her neck as she limped along. "When you first found me, I was a Donkey. You showed me that Unicorns could be kind, you showed me that they could be approached, they could be learned from..and I ascended." She said, raising her head and exhaling in the cold morning air. "But that wasn't enough. As time went on, and I was in combat..I almost fell..I could Feel myself hating them, dispising their very existance like they were some kind of plague..It was only..Seeing..a nightmare..that I knew I could never become one..and I thought of you Rosh. You who is among us the brightest shining." Rosh laughed, and trotted away just a bit and continued onward towards the Unicorn Stronghold of Wotlabandia. A shining fortress of knowledge and truth in the distant hills. "Well Bun! I suppose than you'll just have to keep your head up!" It was good advice. Always keep your head up. Never let your eyes fall. Bun watched as he left. The Fortress of Wotlabandia. It was a bastion of knowledge and wisdom. But ever closer did the Donkey Hordes come to their gates. Gates that were not locked. All were welcome to come and learn. If they chose to do so.. End of Pt 1. I'd like to write these once every week. This is kind of a test run so it's a little short and written sparingly. I didn't want to over work it if It's gonna crash and burn. Think of it as a pilot episode. If it's at all enjoyed I'll write more rediculous fantasyized versions of battles and Unicum players who want to impart anything into the tale if they wish. If it's unpopular I'll slink off and never do something so silly as this again! Part Two: The Rise of The Snazz and the Fall of Rationality. (A Unicorns Justice.)
  9. 2 points
    You have to admit, that threat from CRABS is hilarious.
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    IOC_5 stronkest klam NA

    Actually we have learned well from our lesser-numbered brethren about the disadvantages of large minimaps, we therefore have our FCs hit the "m" button at the beginning of the battle.
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    Someone finally used one of my images (and it took some pain to make them)... Here's the rest. First, the BL-9 became shorter. I guess WG went though and applied a batch of RL measurements and document information, hence the IS-3 changes. Front armor change (even if it was changed only a little) means that the angles around the pike's edge (on the UFP) when looking at the IS-3 head on provide ~165//175/185mm of effective armor after normalization (5/2/0 degrees). The LFP now presents a very tough target with a minimum of 245/275/300+mm EA though noboby shot there. The driver's hatch is a weakspot, but there's a catch: In order to utilize it you need a gun of 120mm caliber or greater (so 2x overmatch mechanics gets into effect). With such a gun you see around 110mm EA against AP so something like the 122mm D-25T will seriously ruin the IS-3s day. Lower caliber guns will see around 165 EA against AP so they should concentrate their fire elsewhere. Turret front becomes stronger with better angles on the cheecks starting around 276 EA AP and only going up from there as you move to the sides due to the extreme angles. The overmatch strip is the same size for all intents and purposes and the roof's root for the top hatches is still weak and willing to eat shots that strayed left and right. Turret sides are a crapshoot depending on the angle but anything with under 176mm of stated AP pen will bounce most of the time. Turret rear became extremely weak and most guns over 90mm of rated AP penetration will go through it like butter. All in all I'd say it's a crapshoot and can't really call it a nerf or a buff. Stronger turret, somewhat weaker hull.
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    Mine DPG

    Kewei is a rich asian nerd, quoting poetry at me...I will respond in the tradition of my people Follow me tell me if you feel me I think clickaz is tryin to kill me Padding they dps, spittin gold til they drill me I Keepin it real, and even if I do conceal my criminal thoughts, preoccupied with keepin steel See clickaz is false, stroking dey numbers, turned snitches that used to be real, but now they petrified bitches I'm tryin to be strong, they sendin drones out to bomb me I listen to Yank, the only wank that can calm me Constantly armed, my firepower keep me warm I'm trapped in the storm, and fuck the forums when I'm gone Bitches be warned - the veteran of wars won, you'll get torn I'm carrying reds far, he sniping from afar And then it's on, before I leave picture me I solopubbing wen you punk bitches were hustlin to be free Watch me set it, padderz don't want it, you can get it Bet it make these jealous padderz mad I said it Wins +Thug Life+ grolliaz, we don't cater to you hoes Fuck with me, have a hundred fucking grillaz at yo' do', in T-54ss.. hahahahaha, yeah gorillaz!Thug Life!
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    This weekend I saw a link on the official forums for someone streaming. I clicked his profile and saw that he was a solid 44%er. In the name of science I decided to observe him for a short while. Here are a few things I saw: - He sounded like he was ~14 - He was playing at 8-15 fps, ~125 ping - He had 20 garage slots and 2 tanks. He once had a Super Pershing and sold it. He also had a KV-4 but hated it because "it lost credits like crazy" - He had an AT 2 with 50% crew, no equipment, no consumables. He sold this tank after losing two games in it - He had an M10 with a camo net and a single repair kit. He even used it once during a match - He usually drove around in a circle once or twice when starting the match trying to figure out where he should go - When he did decide where to go, he often drove right through the open until making contact with the enemy. He never once used cover. - Most games he died quickly without doing any damage - He was very impressed when he saw a guy from Anvil on the enemy team. He drove straight at him in his AT 2 and the Anvil T14 immediately drove behind him and killed him. - He had zero understanding of strategy. Except for the time where he charged forward alone on a flank and died....then he was quite certain that his stupid team didn't win the most important side. - In one game he managed to get 5 kills. With 5 enemy tanks still alive, he then drove straight toward the cap and sat there and capped while talking about how much he would love to get a Top Gun. - He did not seem to be having much fun, despite playing for fun
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    Finally got around to the jp2 and it's everything I asked for. Casemate armor that nothing in tier 8 can really pen. Very mobile, can't be circled by lights, fast enough to flex. Enough speed to yolo in, hits 55km down hill fast, so you can get to the aggressive hulldown spots easily. Decent camo, nothing isu level, but can camo snipe heavies at 300m behind bushes. Incredible gun, 490 dmg every 10 seconds with 312 apcr pen (not that you would need it), it straight up autopens tier 8/9s it faces, and has no problem doing dmg in 10s. 10/10 would recommend. Everyone should get one. It can do well on any maps, city maps use casemate armor and op gun to troll heavies, open maps just camo snipe. Only weakness is low hp, but careful play skirting outside view ranges makes it easy not to get hit. Also reverses at 30km an hour.
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    Because I'm chat banned til friday, and all the fun in this game is making people mad, I decided to go play on a RL friends account. 452 wn7, 48% w/r. Played like 12 games on the kv-3. Noticed something strange, not 1 apcr shell was fired at me, even in a heavily armored tank in tier 7, with players that can obviously afford it (blues in decent clans that probably have pref 8 fund). When I play on my main account, everyone literally spams apcr. even in my fcm, people will literally only shoot gold at me. http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/299941-received-damage-announcer-v16-088/ Using the damage received announcer to observe gold round usage. Now I believe this correlation is that everyone who has xvm will load gold rounds to ensure they damage the top players on the enemy team. Anyone else notice such a thing? Feel free to download this mod and observe. # paranoid 4 lyf3
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    Hahaha, You know if I wanted to take this to real life I wouldn't send some report i'd do other things. One does not have to be very smart to understand what i'm trying to say now u just connect dots & @Fenix We had info about the campagin coming from I think it was herez for first campagin before WG EU even announced it and that wasn't the first time WG employees helped out pts one way or another. I remember cases of forum ban's & chat ban's magically dissapearing from PTS members or PTS members comming into the same channel as WG employees asking to remove a chatban per say sometimes it happend sometimes it didn't Now don't come say these are speculations as I was there at that point in time. The fact is info has been comming out of certain people in WG for a while now not only info but also aid to one clan in perticular in certain cases. & looking at luk4as and how easily he gets angry and the personal vendeta he has against me it wouldn't be so hard to believe trial or not just look at how easily he got upset with efe and declared war on us. I just love how with ur posts u state that u knew things that can only come from WG people itselve and its soooo detailed and then be like "but i'm not sure" ofcourse you arn't Edit: The picture is just funny maybe u don't know what funny is?
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    Stop this bitchfight, you're making me a very sad panda seal.
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    Anime Thread

    did u see the animation quality of those raindrops? that shit was insane by itself
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    Can those guys scream at each other in private messages?
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    Just going to leave this right here

    Well it sure as hell isn't an intelligent design...
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    And that part where I drove my t54e1 off a ledge. Then went up the wrong way and not anhilated by fair and balanced batchat arty. My fault but ouch. Also concerning Nine. I've noticed ever since I took notice of his posts on the main forums he seems, and I loathe to use this word but I feel it's actually correct. He seems "cunty". Like an insufferable ass just for no reason other than he's really mad about something. Is it his nearly half in company battles and no one takes him seriously or...?
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    IOC_5 stronkest klam NA

    This idea is amazing. What do you suppose happens when the other IOC's get wind of this? My popcorn is on standby.
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    Buck managed to get across the the entire mod team's perspective in that post. Death threats are off limits, but let the drama llama BLEAT! My fav part so far is when Dakillzor or whoever tried to report some post about his penis for foul language. HILARIOUS. Its not that we don't have rules here, its that the rules are very different. For example, every 3rd post Kewei (best dmg farmer NA?) makes is about his penis, or penises in general. Is it his best work? No, he makes much better posts about tanks, but as long as he isn't too graphic in his phallocentrism, no problems. Anyways, carry on EU drama fight about clans, some guys, WG, etc.
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    You're right, I'm not sitting on any solid, tangible evidence of Dakillzor's complaint to WG. Mostly because I don't have any affiliation with WG and if I did you can bet your arse I wouldn't be posting here. It's arguable I've said too much already, this whole issue is a clusterfuck of potential conflicting interests, with many people having a stake in multiple parties. So I'm not going to name names; if you want to subsequently dismiss anything I say about Dakillzor or his actions as 'baseless', feel free. Feels strange though, someone in EFE dismissing my claims as baseless, having watched EFE lead the witch hunt over baseless accusations against me, other PTS members and PTS in general. @Kursk: Then Tekme and EFE leadership are liars, thank you for clearing that up. @A_Hardy_Buck: Marry me? Seeing a post like that after coming here from that shithole of an official forum is unbelievably refreshing. Currently sitting on 10 warning points courtesy of the twats moderating that place.
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    Dredd If you ever needed another reason to hate the Lannisters, Dredd just put it in your sandwich, a knuckle sandwich, which you just ate, without chewing, resulting in permanent bowel damage, fucking Lannisters. Don’t think of this Dredd as a remake of the 1995 Judge Dredd film, think of it as a readaptation of the comic book in much the same was as Batman has been readapted every decade or Spider Man has been remade every few weeks. That being said, I didn’t read the comics because I had the internet and found out that girls had interesting bits so I am forced into making comparisons against the 1995 Judge Dredd. The first way in which 2012 Dredd scores over the 1995 version is that there is a distinct absence of Rob Schneider, there isn’t even a little bit of Rob Schneider. In fact the void made by the total and unequivocal non-presence of Rob Schneider was so big that they managed to fit in a pretty fucking good movie. Did I mention who wasn’t in the movie? No not him, the other one. There is no Sylvester Stallone either which means they can actually hire actors over 5 foot 2” without setting off their main actors little man syndrome. This recasting of human sized actors opened the movie up enough to let in some good actors, I didn’t actually notice any of them because I was too busy watching people being blown up in slow motion but I’m told they were there. You could just tell that under Dredd’s full face mask that there was acting going on underneath, we assume. At least the writers contrived a way for the audience to distinguish between Dredd and the other Judge, spoiler alert! The other one couldn’t wear hats because if Magneto taught us anything it’s that cock rings are a bad idea and that hats block psychic powers. And if you’re still wondering what all this has to do with the Lannisters, John Connor’s mum makes an appearance as a bad ass prostitute that has figured out how to put bullet time into asthma inhalers resulting in wheezy kids with the special ability of being able to see themselves being beaten up by the law in slow motion. Monsters (2010) & By Any Means You know what’s really annoying? No not that, I got a cream for that so it looks practically normal now, in a good light. No what’s really annoying is when you go to read a movie review and the fucker admits to not having even seen all of the movie! I saw a full page printed breaking bad review the other day where the guy was like “I have only seen season 5 episode 8 and I don’t see what the big deal is”. Man I hate people like that. From the 40 minutes or so of Monsters that I saw I can honestly say that I have never seen a more boring movie. Even watching the logo of your DVD bounce around the screen is more exciting than watching Monsters. The main actor was completely monotone the entire time. Every single line sounded like it was being read by a disinterested year 9 maths teacher who would rather be out looking for interesting rocks, sorry minerals. Have you ever seen the show By Any Means? Well you should, it’s better than Monsters. Basically the likable and not boring Charley Boorman and his intrepid crew go on an adventure documentary over land and sea. It’s like the the opposite of Long Way Round because they try to use as many forms of transport as they can and Ewan McGregor’s annoying wife isn’t in it. What the hell has this got to do with Monsters you ask? Well Monsters takes the same basic premise as By Any Means, i.e. a story of getting from A to B via various means of public transport however instead of seeing likable people in exciting real life situations they kept all of the public transport stuff, ditched the interesting people and included an alien at some point in the movie. So essentially what you have left are two vapid protagonists riding on a train, walking, hitchhiking, riding on a bus, being late to a ferry, riding in a convoy and finally settling for just hanging out at a gas station. THAT’S ALL THAT HAPPENED! Boring people you never cared about sitting in one form of transport or another and not sharing any memorable dialogue. What’s really annoying was that all that running, riding, sitting etc wasn’t even the point of the movie! They never even escaped to freedom and safety after all that, not because they were beaten or exhausted or they couldn’t but because the tediousness of it all must have got to them and they just gave up. At the end of the movie the chick just says: hey you know what, I don’t like my fiance back home, I might just hang out at this petrol station, and the movie fucking ends right there in front of two mating aliens that FINALLY made an appearance.
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    Only two spots matter.
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    Project Tank

    Well it IS a cheap ripoff. Bunch of Chinese guys just imported WoT assets into Unity editor (that thing has probably the best asset importer since ever), made trivial gameplay mechanics (armor angle doesn't matter, it's just pewpew and hp goes down) and exported unity web player version of it. I'm quite certain I could do the same given maybe 4 guys and 2-3 months of time (I do have some experience with Unity). I bet Gamebox (The western publisher of the game) is also a victim here. They claimed Project tank was under development for years. Which probably is what their Chinese subcontractor told them. Well we did some digging, the subcontractor did not mention the Project tank in any of it's previous sneakpeeks. The first mention of the project anywhere was few months before the youtube videos surfaced. And to OP. From what I've seen the few Project Tank fans are mostly there simply because they are extremely butthurt to WG. I don't think they like the project, it's more about them completely loathing WoT.
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    Anime Thread

    Cowboy bebop is another obvious. Probably bit different but should fit you taste.
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    Anime Thread

    Depends on which side of the space-themed anime you're leaning to. Not very many modern (as in the last six or sevel years) shows have it, and most of the shows I'm familiar with go in the other direction -- full space opera. If you don't mind old shows though, both Outlaw Star and Captain Tylor come to mind, and if you squint real hard, both Vandread seasons.
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    Good DPG per tier

    Subjective, but you asked for it. These are damage numbers at which i would consider you are good player (damage is much easier to pad after accuracy buff so dont compare old stats too much). Most purples here beat them easily . tier 5: 800 dmg (t49 1000+) tier 6: 1200 tds, heavies, 1000 meds tier 7: 1600 , 1450 mediums tier 8: mediums 1800, heavies 2000.tds 2100 tier 9: mediums 2300 (t54 2800), tds 2800 , heavies 2600 tier 10: tds 3200, mediums 2800, heavies 2700 I would describe them as entry for purple territory.
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    IOC_5 stronkest klam NA

    We at IOC_5 and our sister clans are so proffeshiunal that even our callers aren't allowed to talk in TS during battles! We are the most proffeshiunal clan there is!
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    Transferring to the Asia server

    I heard DPS are on the look out for pro MK1 drivers. Please PM ISG_Nisa or Pred_Error.
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    new computer won't POST

    Sounds like a dead CPU to me. You can try taking off the CPU and turning the pc on without it attached. It should stay powered on(and bleeping if you had the speaker) if the mobo and everything else is fine. If it keeps powering on and off then it's something else, possibly the mobo.
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    ⟪WN8⟫ Development / Resources

    Roger, will use averages then. Thanks for the feedback! I will try to finish this today, so I can get the final per-tank table to Mr.Noobmeter, and possibly start working with Neverwish and the XVM people to implement WN8. Seriych I trust you can help me propose WN8 for XVM in koreanrandom forums?
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    ⟪WN8⟫ Development / Resources

    AWESOME! Thanks Marius! The idea is to measure player skill independently of the tanks a player chooses to play. You shouldn´t have a higher rating simply because oyu play only OP tanks and free-XP past bad tanks. Anyways, I will have to update the per-tank table for the new german TDs. I was thinking, is giving new and rare tanks the minimum values of their tier/class fair? Or is it more fair to give them average values? Otherwise, the wfE100 will have je100 expected stats...
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    Object 704: Russian Bias

    Stop platooning with him. CarbonWard steals your damage.
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    I haz a problem

    Fap furiously between battles. Change hands for consistency.
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    Well, at least your priorities are in order.
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    Some further thoughts on mindfulness and tank selection: The nonjudgemental acceptance of pub deployment and game conditions is definite something that took me some work to cultivate. I see a lot of mid-level players who are FURIOUS about the pub deployment, or their inability to convince pubs via chat to deploy in a given manner. I totally see where they are coming from, because as someone who progressed strategically long before being able to strongly influence a battle solo, I felt that way for a long time. But suspending that reaction, and recognizing and accepting the deployment for what it is goes a long ways towards maintaining one's influence in a game. It removes those matches where one might say upon destruction "I went X and if the team had only done Y". Secondly when trying to achieve the flow state, I absolutely find that playing a single tank helps. It standardizes all the variables of tank characteristics. Now very high performance is possible when playing multiple tanks in session, no doubt, but I think to get to the very highest levels, it helps most people to play a single tank for a stretch of games. I particularly recommend this to people actively trying to improve their game (which is most of the people on WoTLabs right?). I've observed it in Kewei's challenges, in Embryonic's stream, and it appears in your account history as well. Do you agree with this assessment or have any qualifications? ps. I'm writing your words about anger on a sheet of paper next to my monitor. Someday I will be as zen in game as I am on the forums :-D
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    No, you're right, and that's why it's so crazy! The problem is that HEAT will not pen the front enough to make it worthwhile: 100 penetration and angles make it nearly worthless frontally, even at tier 5. However, side armor is typically thin and has less angles to it. So if you have side shots, you want a near guaranteed penetration for the full 350 rather than ~110 damage if regular HE fails to pen. So the net effect is that frontally, this style is fairly sub-par when compared to the 76mm. However, on flank and side shots your alpha and DPM skyrocket making it much better than the 76. I'd spam HEAT all day if it was effective frontally, but it's just... not.
  45. 1 point

    True Damage Padding

    Hi, my name is Kewei and I've been getting high on DPG for about a year now. It started off with autoloaders in platoons just to party, next thing I knew I was snorting lines of HEAT off a T110E5's cupola in solo pubs at 10 in the morning.
  46. 1 point

    Is Tiger HT worth playing?

    All these unfounded hate for the Tiger... Honestly how much do you need to stomp scrubs at tier 7 and snipe at tier 9? My Tiger stats played a year ago is comparable to my recent IS-2 stats. You got crap ton of HP and an accurate gun. Just sit back and shoot the shit out of pubs then charge in with crazy mobility and out brawl the rest with your HP pool.
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    List of streamers - updated 4/10

    I heard the Panther was the stat padder's dream. Eventually, as the account matures, I find it gets to be less interesting to play and unlock new tanks. Why get a Panther/PantherII/E-50/E-50M (for me personally) when I've already got tanks I like to play at all those tiers. Someone like Anfield already had 12+ tier 10 tanks, so seeing him cycle through his 10s is instructive enough. I do like your stream EmbJ though, simply because its the high skill active stream and in English as a bonus. Your projects are interesting. The mid tier TD play did get a little repetitive, but it was for a good cause (free goaldz). And EU players LOVE to camp, jesus. It seems like the dispute between you and zeronez comes down to "what is stat padding", to which I'd like to settle the issue...if you are good enough at WoT, everything looks like stat padding. I play my BDR G1B to make new french crews....stat padding! I play the 50 100 to make credits with a friend who likes to grind them on the 110? Stat padding. Play the IS-6 for credits to buy a new 10? padding. Play the T-54 to unlock the new USSR 10, also major padding. Heaven forbid I play a tank I like for "fun" (T69, T29, IS-3, Cruiser III)! That said, I will check out zeronez's stream, because I check out all the streams...
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    Why the onus on platoon leaders? If one has an allergy to Encounter/Assault, why not ask the platoon leader before you get into a battle? Not speaking from a place of conviction here, just playing devil's advocate.
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    I swear those games are so incredibly common on the indien. My apologies. I guess you could say his lyrics are... crawling in your skin EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall. EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites. EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are. EDIT: spelling.
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    IMPORTANT UPDATE: In my quest to find the meaning of life, I've taken a look at my last 1000 games played. Here's what I found when compared to God's last 1000 battles: -I'm terrible at this game, I should quit, Garbad is still better than me, because win ratio > everything, and playing the Leopard for 411 is apparently bad for winning, tier 8's for life. Pink circles by me for extra lulz. Thank you for your time.
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