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Top 1 reason tankers should not be playing World of Warplanes. You are not driving tanks.

Tundra: Killed a WZ-132 on his way to a scouting location and made him a little upset. Then proceeded to Radley-Walters his team and pissed off several others along the way (Replay) xmas came early and so did i.

Who's in these woods, I think I know. A Unicum hides in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods for Foche and Lowe. My teammates must think it queer My stopping without cover near. Between the woods and frozen lake With Camo net out in the clear. To move would be a grave mistake. One last check of the map I make. The guns are booming loud and deep. Through murky woods left in thier wake. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And noobs to kill before I sleep, And noobs to kill before I sleep.

Here's my bio:

I can not pen them in the ass. I can not pen them in the grass. I can not pen them in the rocks. I can not pen that fascist box. I can not pen them in the side. I can not pen them far or wide. I can not pen them by a house. I can not pen that fucking Maus. I can not pen them in the rain. I can not pen them by a train. I can not pen them on a bridge. I can not pen them on a ridge. I can not pen those LFP's. I can not pen them in the trees. I can not pen them here nor there I can not pen them ANYWHERE! I do not like that damn gold spam. I do not like them, Spam I am.

By the way, NavySnipers, thanks for sending those FailLowe code seekers to me. I've referred them on to VegasRon to initiate PBKAC recruitment, since I only give codes to clanmates.

Step 1: Ask your boss for a night of overtime(Probably don't even have to ask, your boss will ask you) Step 2: use the money to buy an IS6 Step 3: Play T29, E25, Is6, Kv5 all month Step 4: Actually enjoy the Holiday.

I'm in the same position as you with nearly everything you said (or was, before I stopped playing pubs and do constant 7/42 for tourney crew training; our stat block was nearly identical before CW became my primary stats), so I can't give you advice from experience. I do know that the largest limiting factor to my performance is the amount of goof-ups I still make, though. I have a lot of great performance games and then 1000-1500 WN7 games that pull my ratings down into the range you gave. CarbonWard has also said that the difference between a great player and a truly great player is the numb

Vegetarianism is a disease. Much like playing artillery.

It's amazing that people are planning an entire, month-long schedule around 50 dollars. Pass.

I am dissapoint. Entirely. Nothing shocking found within.

Friday and Saturday nights are YOLO charge herpaderp night as all the baddies play as many games as possible by rushing. Carrying is impossible, resistance is futile, all will be assimilated. I saw one last night on Malkinovka in low tier... literally half the enemy team opened up by charging our base across the open. We won but I have some Vietnam PTSD stuff leftover.

Aaaah this feels good. I had set a goal for me in September, to hit 1700 WN7 before 2014. I had estimated to just get it in the last week of December. I would like to thank my friends and family for supporting me and helping me get trough this period. I also would like to tank all my fans, yeah you guys rock! And last but not least, all the tomatoes, yep without you, this wouldn't be possible! So from now on, as a purple, you can ask me anything wot related .

*Looks at loadout* *Leaves thread*

I have a bit of a fetish for locking shit threads. Want to see?

<---- See this title above my avatar?

The crushing disappointment is more delicious than the M60 tears, because this time they actually thought they had a chance. GG Wargaming, you troll pubbies more than we can ever hope to accomplish ourselves. The tears is worth all the bullshit of this campaign.

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da fuq did I just read He seemed to kind of sell himself on the whole gay sex thing by talking about it long enough.

"You have successfully joined the clan." I expect my stats to skyrocket! One small wiggle for T49, one giant wobble for noobkind.

I love the periods in every curse word because he's litterally so stupid he can't find the filter off button. So classy.

There once was a tanker from WOT Who played as bad as a bot He tried to improve, his stats never moved, and his tanks died more often than not. Once again came said tanker from WOT His tanks so quickly got shot He camped in a bush, got killed in a rush, and never fired fired a shot. Our tanker from WOT soon had enough and decided to seek help in a huff. A plan he contrived, to seek help from the wise, as he'd finally opened his eyes. After months of improvement His WN7 saw movement His stats rose from red, yellow, to green and found his skills were no longer mean.

Get a job Work the 20 hours it will take to do this Make enough to buy 10 is6's. this is a scam

It is fine if the masses are given nothing, but when given something, it is never good enough.

It is probably easier for you to think of what _not_ to do. You seem to be a player that already understands all the key concepts of the game so improving by doing new stuff or doing what you do a bit better might be hard. However one thing that helped me is that I think of all the retard stuff I've done doing a session and vow never to do them again. Like yolo:ing to hill on mines at start, waiting just that one second too long before ducking to cover, trying to be "inventive" only to realize that the reason I've never done that particular thing before is that it's stupid as hell. Think o

How to get a high WN7: 1. Play a lot of games in t10 TDs. 2. Play a low tier tank. 3. ??? 4. Watch your WN7 inflate higher than any tier alone. P.S. Its also degenerate as fuck to play4stats. Do you really want to inflate your numbers to the point where you can't sustain them without padding 24/7?

vOv Edit: Between my Hellcat and KV-1S I average 415 XP/minute. That's about four hours of combat time for 1/7th of the mission. All the overhead of waiting for matchmaker, countdown timer, biological functions, etc etc would tack on even more. "Only" 28 hours total...assuming you can drive tier 6s that aren't the Hellcat and KV-1S as well as those two. So more than 28 hours of combat time, and definitely more than that spent logged into the game. It's only 6-7 hours working US minimum wage to get an IS-6.

http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/311956-campaign-messed-up Now this, this is where the fun truly begins! Adding more* http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/311985-bonus-points-push-out-1200-players/ http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/312008-all-the-effort-the-money-invested-in-the-campaign-for-nothing/ http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/312007-disappointed-with-my-results-on-clan-wars-800-spot-loss-in-one-night/ http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/312010-only-big-clans-get-wargaming-favoritism/ http://forum.worldoftanks.com/ind

Farming pubbie tears is over rated. Farming wolf life baddie tears is ultimate. How to accomplish this. First one must find a wolf life room. TKing them can be hard because the host usually has a tier limit and on occasions a tier 10 to enforce the rules which can be challenging if everyone else may only be as high as tier 8. Probably wise to bring a partner along in this scenario. TKing them is not what someone should be looking for but a type of person called a very special snowflake. This person will rage and provide entertainment during the match but it gets even better. The person will in

had a 29 furious win streak on my 109B and then found AdmiralKird, Haswell and Jackie on the other side as tier 6's. now my win rate on the plane is down to 93%. i'm quitting.

Now that would be fun! But honestly, i could give less of a fuck about the afks, its just hilarious seeing that entire roll of players sitting there in perfect formation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZIUdHm6b4

I saw that and initially thought it was a cleaver sleight at the Man vs Woman dichotomy (in reference to the xx, xy chromosomes) but I think I'm probably giving him/her too much credit.

I went sailing along Croatia a few years back and I can safely say that the coast of Croatia is the most beautiful coastline I have ever seen. Certainly the best in Europe IMHO. Back on topic. The whole "imperialism" thing is nothing new. The powerful nations of the earth have been exploiting less wealthy nations since the America's were discovered and modern banking methods began to be developed. Stuff hasn't changed and the USA is just the new kid on the block. You think Russia and China were directly opposed to NATO's standpoint on the Syrian crisis for ethical reasons? Forgive me i

Not quite, one of those bookends is a "y"

Hold on, we still need that one guy implying he makes $100 an hour so this isn't worth his time.

Rip you. You and precamb should start a sad club.

Try wrapping it in bacon & grilling it. Bacon makes most everything better.

http://wotlabs.net/na/player/TheMarine0341 It took 5300 games. At that point in the game, I was a solid yellow/new green WN7 player. I grasped map awareness, but it was fleeting (still issue at times, but no where NEAR as solid.) I decided to quit playing my typical way, instead of placing myself in a position to engage where every battle begins, I started placing myself into positions to influence those areas without placing myself into direct line of sight/danger so obviously. I also bought a second tier 8 premium tank (FCM 50t), and I am far more willing to switch ammunition type in ord

Ugh, I don't really like platooning to be honest... In this regard, I sympathise with Deusmortis (The OP) because being a generally anti-social person I'm often just not in the mood to platoon and having to platoon simply to win pisses me off no end.

Gotta agree with Garbad here. I mean, if you easily maintain 2300 WN7 just cruising your garage then do you really need to contort your playstyle from one you enjoy simply to get an extra 100+ WN7? Unless the game is not entertaining without goals like this, in which case to infinity and beyond!

Rex and Ziddy, This is Jason (given name), he has recently been promoted from pound cat to house cat: He is trained to 100% in repair (eating, cleaning, self-maintenance). He is currently working on camo, I would say he is about 30-40% on second skill. Do you have any advice on future training? He definitely plays like a light.. so far, kinda all over the place and likes to hide and surprise attack. Any training thoughts appreciated!! Thanks!

To get back to the initial topic: Worstposter_na, no offence but I believe you are just pissed that you have to share the tank with lesser players/clans (noobs like myself ). How many 45% scrubs will get the Failloewe? I believe, it will be very few. Truely bad players will be relatively rare since their clans won't make it past the first one or two rounds in landing tournaments while the good FP farming battles are wins on the maps (x5). On the other hand, there will be a lot of players like me who are reasonably competent yet far from outstanding who will own that tank. Sorry, your exc

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Lets say I wanna do it. I would have to buy at least 14 tonks to make it. Those tonks cost a lot, when reselling them I would lose around 6.300.000 credits + 1.200.000 in gear. That's a total of 7.500.000 just to gear up. With all the bonuses (if they count at all) I would need a minimum of 500 games to do it. In those 500 games I would probably earn 15k per game which is a total of, surprise, 7.500.000 credits. So I would be at balance with credits, and I would have an IS-6 at the end of it. But, but, but, something is wrong! What if I only play my OP Hellcat for 500 games? I can ea

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- Plato. And some crap cartoon, apparently.

I tried this once, I used my FCM and killed most of them, they told me "go back to mlp online you bitch", then I died to a Tiger 2. Odd thing was that room leader was pretty oblivious and let me stay, some new people joined and the old players tk'd me, the new players thought they were the trollers, so it basically became a pub match.

Just found a room where these idiots play "pokemon". 'Trainers catch poke by doing at least 20 dmage to it then you can battles others also if you give boy and girl poke a treat they mate' ... what the actual fuck? also, I love how they learned how animals mate through Minecraft.

WN8 can only be an account based metric because the API doesn't return which stats were acquired in which tank. What it does is look at the number of games played in each tank on an account and compare the overall stats for the account with what a theoretical "average" player who had played the exact same games has done. If it turns out that it's too easy to get WN8 in a particular tank then the expectations for what an "average" player can do in that tank are too low, and they get fiddled with on a semiregular basis. (and given that the stats are run as a regression from the top pla

There are definitely correlations . If someone refuses to accept statistics, math, reasoning, advises, always think they're right, blames everyone else and never take responsibility, run away in a tank on a video game to stay "alive" at the cost of a loss, do you think they only do that here and not irl?