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Good day, evening, morning, and night. I'll cover them all considering I don't know where everyone reads from. No thread like this has ever existed on the forums before. Has it ever needed to? Does this one have to? No more or less than any other thread I feel. However, I write this at a personal risk. A personal risk, I take every time I write this, say this, or tell this to anyone. More on that will follow. I don't ask much of anything from the readers beyond polite indifference. You may not agree with me, you may downright think I am disgusting, and evil. Your opinion is your rig

reds aren't human, yellows are trash, greens are fodder, blues understand nothing, light purples are far worse than they think they are, and apparently you can get to dark purple and still be a complete moron as demonstrated by most of them that I've met but they are all loveable einsteins compared to arty players

6k WN8: Acquire permanent XVM camouflage. 7k WN8: Name and stats are hidden from scoreboard. 8k WN8: Tank, name and stats are hidden from scoreboard. 9k WN8: Tank is hidden from game. 10k WN8: Killstreaks available for use.

This was me the last week: But do not fear! I saved you some internets! Fuck you, pubbie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk#t=42 Our resident weeaboos demonstrate effective combat technique The fuck is wrong with you people A typical pubbie when not playing WOT http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=218_1401987116 When you get thrown around by the neck and the other dude doesn't even take off his backpack, its time to quit https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.SevenHeavenApps.CatApp2 MEOOOOOW http://www.clarionledger.com

How my first time with a girl went: And then I decided to go with dicks.

When I go to the theaters to watch this I'm going to yell one of the following whenever I see any kind of projectile ricochet off of Brad Pitt's tank. THAT ONE DIDNT GO THROUGH WE JUST DINGED THEM WE DIDNT EVEN SCRATCH THEM

ok, so, confession i think boobs are amazing

Thread will survive, but some responses, if they warrant it, will be moderated swiftly and harshly.

a few days ago, I jumped into a Battle on Abby in my FV4202, platooned with another FOXEY and a BURDY. there was also an NRT/BADGR platoon on our team, with MAI_WAFFLETRACTOR_E100 in it. felt good about this game. all was going well for the first half of the game, but then the enemy started pushing on us. an Object 140 and a WZ 120 flanked us, and the heavy tanks on the other side of the 1-2 line chokepoint started pushing as well. here is the senario: Me and my Platoon mate have just killed the 140, and forced the WZ-120 to retreat. this is when I make the horrible mistake

False, murica has the biggest dicks in the world. As proof, consider how huge of a dick I am.

true story

Never stop posting. <3

As long as these ratings tell me I'm better than garbad, things are alright <3

Well. I can't reply to everyone yet. I'm on mobile but I will when I get home. As for this. It's not what it looks like Garbad. To me? The day I can be happy to wear a shirt that shows them a bit? I will. Why wouldn't I share something that worth celebrating. That's boob day. Nobody can dislike boob day. They're not being awful. It's a bit of humor that everyone can chuckle at. They're not backwards in this case. In this case. Boob pix are a victory for all. Especially me.

As long as you aren't a clicker, I'm cool with it. P.S. I can't decide if its a good thing that our resident neckbeards are treating you like any other woman (ie, boob requests) or if it shows how backwards they actually are.

Wotlabs is my facebook because it's filled with 100% less stupid people than facebook. So, it's pretty much Tankbook. I am surrounded by that actually. My wife stayed with me, she's all for it. My friends, my family are with me. My parents find out this weekend or the next, dunno if I'll chicken out. I wanted to have hard things for them to have to accept. The medication is..pretty solid, it requires letters of approval and diagnosis.

Most tank kills were simply not verified. Based on the strictest measure, the Wermacht only counted an enemy vehicle destroyed when it was set on fire - because it's the only way to be sure it was really gone for good. But in most cases, this was simply waived. By this standard, Wittman doesn't even get to seven tanks destroyed. Most of the tanks he destroyed didn't burn. Uh, no. Hydrogen bombs require a fission reaction to work first, which comes from a uranium or plutonium bomb; and in any case the idea of a fusion bomb was not exclusive to German physicists. This is agai

I already transcribed the book, you lying toad - with a link to the whole book and not just the portions you keep snipping out-of-context. And again the issue is that the 101st SS Heavy Tank battalion reported he destroyed 25 tanks. Not seven, not twenty-five "tanks and other vehicles". They reported he destroyed twenty-five tanks. Again, anyone with half a brain can already tell that the "victory" was massively over-inflated for propaganda purposes. Schneider himself already explained flat-out in the book itself that Wittman got a higher score because his comrades "liked him". He stated i

Clearly, this issue is game breaking. I'm sure Patch 1.4.2 will address it immediately.

So I just found out why WoTLabs' WN8 calculations was always a little off. Turns out that when I retrieved the expected values for each of the player's tanks, sometimes it returned duplicates, which would get added to the overall expected values. I'd say that I found the underlying issue that caused the system to return duplicates and fixed it, but I'm extremely lazy, so instead I just set a function to check the expected values array for duplicates and remove them. Your WN8 on the website will most likely increase a little bit and in some cased it might decrease. Cheers!

What?!

BWAK BWAK EUROBAD TOO BAD NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR POASTS LOL

ftfy

SUCK IT EUROS USA USA USA

2 skurred. No, unfortunately i can't fully live up to my neckbeard status as far as that goes, college has been to good to me. There is a reason i have a reputation for enjoying the... bigger things in life. i like fat girls So that pretty much made wives obsolete overnight.

Eh, I'm allowed to be backwards, I'm a green.

Okay garbad

I admit that in the past i haven't been the most accepting person when it came to transgender or even gay people, its all where i grew up and the people i was around living in a more rural area. Guess it took meeting a few good people in this community to almost 180 the way i saw things my whole life, and this is only in the last 3 or 4 years. So God bless and continue living the way you see fit and not the way others perceive you should. Also bewbs pls.

if this camo is permanent, i am gonna join IOC

Every time I die to arty, I think of this guy:

I think I'll watch this instead. So much grittier. epic tank takedown.

Hey, Fishrokk! Glad you asked about hulldown tactics. You're right that it doesn't appear to have been covered very well. Let me start off by presenting a crappy mspaint topographical map of two hills on a shared ridge like you'd see on a map like Redshire: In the above image, we've got three candidate positions for hulldown against two enemy tanks: your target (e.g. a low health Waffle) and a supporting tank (e.g. a full health IS-7 that would be difficult to penetrate and is aimed in at whatever location you take). The idea behind hulldown is to hide as much of your tank behind te

dun kno if posted alreadi

Hold up a friggin' minute... Are you insinuating that A Knight's Tale isn't 100% historically accurate?

Oh you want a legend, the one.... the only...

I will say, he is actually getting better. Was a solid 36%er when I first ran into him in beta. He is the first true terribad I became aware of through direct observation. Skipped over all of the tiers, and failed his way through ten thousand battles in premiums. And then bought tier 10s. <34% in his IS-7, proving it is possible to fail spectacularly in a troll armor tank. 32% in a 62a. How can we leave out a legend?

Ok pubbies, I just saw there will be a special rewarding TC play this weekend. I think its a perfect time to try a rough run of the Apes program and see if it works out. So let's do this: GORILLA TC NIGHT -- FRIDAY 27th @ 8 PM EST - ~11 PM EST -G- will provide: - TS as a meeting place - Gs for use as callers and fillers - Feedback as people feel inclined Here's what I need from you pubs: - Be worth a damn -- purple recent or blue overall minimum. Commanders can pick teams, so if you suck, expect to get benched. - Show up, play tanks for at least an hour. Don't pla

I saw this on the internet and thought of Garbad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVubEGZbNeU GG dont know how to embed

^ Gorillas trying to get bitches to play with our bananas I think ~18, but I'm sure its kind of up for grabs. Maturity, reliability, and not being annoying are what matters. Also, don't believe the hype about 6 tier 10s. 2-3 good tanks is enough, most 10s are crap anyhow.

Silent Hunter 4 is my usual fall back game but ti's not for everyone.

My greatest fault? Honestly, I'm just bad@tanks. :-) More seriously, if I don't think about the map, the teams and my own deployment then my performance will probably be sub-optimal. Same goes for when I dial it in and just head to "My Favourite" spot on the map.

Those Japanese soldiers have CoD 1 levels of Axis soldier AI. .

Good thing I don't give a fuck about impressing you. <3

13 75 was amazing, 13 90 is even more amazing. Anyway load 100% gold, equipment used should be vents, gun laying drive, optics and play it as a mobile assassin or annoyance. I finished the 13 75 grind in 115 games at a 63% WR Here are my replays in it in order of WN i think http://www.vbaddict.net/battlehistory.php?&tier=7&type=1&nation=5&age=60&uploader=antikondor&order=desc&sort=efficiency

Spelling errors, Check Grammar errors, Check Relic is gay reference, Check Getting the bads to petition to shaft themselves, let's see... http://www.imperialorderclan.com/home/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=33