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Last night, while at a party, I finally came out to my college friends. After 5 minutes of mirror pep talk in the bathroom, I stood up on a chair, got everyone's attention, and I just sort of yelled it. I still have a very religious family and more groups of friends to reach, but this is just my first step. If you are borderline about coming out, trust in you friends, they will love you for who you are. Peace and blessings to everyone, and to those still not ready, good luck and be bold.

_spencer

Looking for serious high-level game play? LIMBO - no clan wars (minimum 60-day 2350 WN8) - We focus on tanks and being good at it. Forum trolling or anime-appreciation is just not what we need. LIMBO (and all the Mafia clans) is not for everyone. We're focused on having a mature, drama-free environment in order to play tanks at a high level. We are so committed to this at times it means asking people to leave, even when it cost us more than we'd have liked, but that's the cost we've paid to maintain a fun and drama-free environment. LIMBO is the 2350+ WN8 non-clan wars clan of the JKL

You left out the part where any gold in the treasury belongs to the mafia and not the people who earned it. F

I hope you came out about your sexual preferences, and not some disgusting shit like enjoying arty. Respect for having the strength to come out (unless it's about arty).

spencer_PiggerNenis

There are many ways to handle this, Tom. I hope you handle it because my way of handling it involves a perma ban.

mfw Tom gives people his account info

Garbad 3 salty 5 me

Knobby's top 3 Europeans: Rafa Nadal (omg so cute) Boris Yeltsin (also very cute) HVD (going by his voice, he is also a gorgeous hunk of a man) While I'm here, I would like to thank the JKLB Mafia for all the great experiences. When the great Toro told me to seek mental help, it really helped me to become more self-aware. Ever since then, I've started seeing my therapist twice a week, I've started a business, met a great woman, started a family, and I'm very close to making my first million! Thanks JKLB!

well the first major glaring problem I can see is that you are not in the E-50. :^)

How tight is Nicook's pooper?

Regarding bolded game 3 choice: The decision to trade HP for damage is one that is central to the theory behind 50B play. In the broad sense of "what damage is acceptable to take," you want to keep in mind that any damage now is one less shot you can take when dumping in the future of the match. Your (eventual?) goal should be to pen 8+ shots per game (3200+ dpg). With that in mind, the "acceptable" amount of damage to take is 1 damage for every 1.5 dealt, or 1,000 per 1600 clip. That's a lot cleaner than you'll ever encounter in the game, however. The best idea is to minimize return dama

Why would you quote all that? Naming and shaming Assassian for wall quoting.

I'm going to rise to the top.

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Yo Garbad you wanna see something else really awesome!? OK here it goes: - Take your age and subtract 2. - Now take this new number, and add 2. It equals your age! Is that like amazing or what?!

To be fair Worst does make very believable threads for people who don't know Tom

spenserB

What are you, 12?

I have done it. I have reached my ultimate WOT statwhore goal of 2000, or blue, overall. I am now Successfully a filthy Blunicum. Maybe I should quit the game now? loljk. But this is a nice, if unimportant, goal that I have finally reached. Jumped from 1997 to 2001 from yesterday's session.

The goal of this post is to share what I have learned since I started playing WOT, and the factors that I think were most responsible for my improvement. While my stats don’t reflect it yet, I have reached the point where I can consistently average 2500-3000 WN8 in a session, provided I follow the method outlined below. When I play on Wi-Fi or when tired or distracted, things don’t go as well. For my first 8000 battles or so, I learned primarily through trial and error. For example, no one told me how to go “Hull down”… I learned it the hard way. I don’t recommend that method of learning t

Okay, Garbad, new challenge. You goal is to find several year old posts by negbombed reds. Then to try and find a situation where you can copypaste it. See if the garbad servicing machine still gives you upvotes!

You pubbies are some salty ass baddies. You have a debate on your own forum, I solve the debate with screenshot proof...and you mr sexiis sperg and spam anime for 3 pages. Why do you people even poast on a wot forum? Aren't there some anime nerd forums somewhere?

I pay for premium time. It's cheaper than my time

It really gets my rat every time people +1 and snivel, grovel and brown nose Tanitha over shit imposed by Minsk or making corrections to obviously stupid mistakes. Oh you're so fucking amazing you almost did you job to a competent level, you're so awesome. Please, allow me to light your cigarette. SO. MUCH. FUCKING. VOMIT.

Flat-chested girls are for pedos and closet gays.

Dogs > cats

I'd like to suggest that beyond 3200 WN8, it no longer shows a number. Instead, that box changes to an image of a purple dick, the length of which grows based on how far beyond 3200 you are.

DOWN WITH RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE! LEFT HANDED PEOPLE FOR LIFE!

Then be skimmed off.

Why Lobsters? Kamelasa would be a beautiful name :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4vFO8W18gM

DUDE GUNDAM THE ORIGINS

One game actually exists. The other does not. Stretch goals: $50 million: The ability to choose the colour of the iron deficiency spots on your character's fingernails. $75 million: Orbital wombat storms. $100 million: Bernie Madoff.

I'd also like to thank anyone dumb enough to put up with me in platoons. You guys are the only reason I still play the game.

All the best with your new stronk klanu, Water! Hopefully catch you around & in SH!

spencer_funtcucker

Pretty sure those shorts are Cuni's :3

My Minecraft town is coming along nicely...

Was pretty decent until the 1v1 crap. Seriously 1v1 skill has almost 0 bearing on effective 15v15 play. Also scout need to scout. That doesn't mean forgo damage and doesn't mean suicide, but they have the mobility, speed, camo and profile to work vision especially in the later stages of a match. Advocating ignoring spotting assists because it isn't in WN is retarded.

Oh no, I have one more trick up my sleeve, but this one will take some work to finish.

I never really understood this obsession with "feeling" the tank. You dont need to feel it. You are here to shoot stuff, not have a stroll around the map "feeling" the tank. When the driving part starts to interfere with the shooting part and the overall game experience you know something is wrong. They should leave inertia out completely and make the handbrake minimal in effect. There is nothing wrong with the Go-Cart handling. Most people like it (of those that i know). Its fun. Having to fight your tank as well (in terms of handling and such) is not fun. All they had to do was to add more

He tells me its nice they added a Flag to the 704...

Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

Went out with waifusela, got drunk, smoked some weed, sexed her, then ate some pizza. Life has priorities

No. How to deal with shit threads: 1 - I hit the topic moderation options button. 2 - Lock 3 - Move to garbad can 4 - Make a slightly amusing post to farm rep Modding101

Green Wotlabs shitters such as yourself are more cancerous than artillery ever has or will be.