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  1. 15 points
    AkulaV

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    You pissed me off enough that I actually came home from work and watched every single one of the matches in that twitch replay. My conclusion is the same as what I saw in the first match. Don't know why you posted a over an hour of you playing mostly BC and 2 games in an E5, but whatever. I'll give you a few tips, but before that, I need to get this off my chest: that was some of the most boring gameplay I've ever watched. You spent the first 5 minutes in every single game doing nothing but driving around pointlessly, looking for easy tanks to shoot at (and most of the time miss 3/5 of your clip on). As soon as you would spot a tank that could potentially shoot at you, you would run away in the opposite direction. You did not help win a single flank in those matches. This was the same for mines, ruin, steppes, highway, etc. Here is a perfect example of the last match you played: You drove up and down the 7/8 line within 3 grid squares of you base for 5 fucking minutes. Sniping at tanks your team was fighting in the field. You're not helping field, your not helping city, you're not spotting. I'm not sure if you just don't know how to play the BC, or you're too scared to actually fight tanks that aren't AFK or distracted by teammates. But either way, here are my tips: Learn how to properly scout in the BC in early game before you're loaded. Learn how to get a FULL clip of damage out early to help your team start winning one of the flanks right away. Relocate after the first clip and figure out where you can be useful next. Stop running away (driving back to base) when you spot 1 or 2 tanks going in your direction. Help your teammates win flanks instead of sitting back and getting a few useless shots in. Learn what positions are important on different maps and use your speed to take them early (instead of driving in circles around your damn cap). Stop taking stupid damage for most of your health trying to get some useless shot of damage. I'm sure I can add more, but this was way more effort than you deserve.
  2. 12 points
    @adztownstike, I don't know what Eastern European village you are from, but take an English course and a break.
  3. 10 points
    IfICouldFly

    I dont like big boobs

    Hello all, I've been playing for 3 and a half years now, but only since discovering Zeven and his instructional videos have I started making some more notable progress. Lately, however, I find that I'm not progressing as much as I would like to. So 'Ive decided to log in here and find some more instructions and tips on how to go beyond your current limitations and hopefully start making progress again. Best regards P. S. I always considered big boobs to be sexy, but lately I've come to different conclusion. When a girl lies down, those big boobs just go on everywhere, it seems like wherever you reach they're always there, as if they haunt you and you can't escape them. So I've come to conclusion that smaller boobs are more satisfactory. What do you think?
  4. 9 points
    AkulaV

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    You post a replay as proof after saying how you are very aggressive. But alright, let's continue anyway. Maybe if you would stop sniping and snapping half your shots on the move in a BATCHAT. Yes, the BC has terrible accuracy, but if you don't play it right, then don't blame RNG for you missing every shot. I guess it takes you 5 minutes to figure out which flank your team is going. If I also remember correctly, you had more friendlies going field than the enemy. You are right, I guess I have no situation awareness. But you use this FV183 excuse a lot. I don't think I've ever been shot by a 183 while playing field on highway. I've seen that replay. Two things. First x1ts is a much better player than you and probably actually looked at the minimap, he also spotted tanks going into city and shot them. Second and more important, he lost that match. So maybe you should try to win and not farm 10k damage losses. Ok, so what maps are actually good for BC? Never mind, don't respond because I'm not going to continue this discussion. Let me give you a tip about mines though: when you're the fastest medium and have a chance of taking hill, you should fucking take hill. Ok, so map good, but team bad this time? Were there any scary 183s? If I remember right, your team won that match while you pointlessly drove mid then back to base. Was that also the match where you shot and missed at an enemy BC with 3 shots while you were running from him? If you would grow a pair of balls, you could stopped running, shot him 2 times and killed him. At this point I'm not even sure you understand what aggressive play is. Paris you sat back and then minutes later drove to the mid courtyard to snipe tanks that had moved up. Ruin you spotted tanks mid (delta village) then sat there all game until your whole team died. Damn, we went full circle back to the RNG excuse. Well that just wraps things up for me. Don't even need to add anything to this. 10/10 aggressive gameplay mate! I was born in Russia. English is my second language. I don't think there is a single person in this world (except maybe your mums) that would agree with you on that. I'm done replying to you by the way. Maybe others can learn from your mistakes and improve their play. I know you aren't capable of actually listening.
  5. 9 points
    T55A 3rd Mark https://i.imgur.com/jHQZ5um.jpg Couldn't put the image, idk why
  6. 8 points
    nemlengyel

    I dont like big boobs

    If that's the case, don't play Japanese heavies or the Kolohousenka.
  7. 7 points
    Inciatus

    I dont like big boobs

    The japanese heavies get breast cancer around tier 8 and then have to have a double masectomy by tier 9.
  8. 5 points
    Its the 22nd and its my 22nd... Happy Birthday to myself
  9. 5 points
    quality title 10/10
  10. 5 points
    AkulaV

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Wow, ok. And I was actually going to watch more of your matches when I had free time to try and help you. I was the only one in this entire thread who didn't just tell you that you're a shitlord who thinks he's the best player EU, while in reality being a shit teal padder. I was trying to help, but now I know you are clearly a little kid who thinks he knows everything. Before you open your mouth next time, maybe you should actually find out who you're talking shit about first. I have practiced and played against your top WGLEU teams (Ding, Kazna, GoHard, etc.). I have also played a lot of pubs on the EU server with 250 ping. You continuing to think that EU pubs are somehow harder than NA makes you look like a dumbass. Go find an account with an Obj 140 and play that for 100 games on NA East during primetime and come back to us with your amazing results. Until then STFU. Here is some top kek EU gameplay when the NA server was down a few weeks ago: https://www.twitch.tv/akulav_na/v/110141704
  11. 4 points
    Just 3 marked the E5, first tier 10 to get 3 marks for me. If that's not a spicy meme i don't know what is.
  12. 4 points
    hall0

    I like Australia.

    I like Australia.
  13. 4 points
    Defeat Battle: Sacred Valley Vehicles: M40/M43 Experience received: 1 826 Credits earned: 57 642 Battle achievements: 3 Marks of Excellence, High Caliber, Gore's Medal, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker" what you do stuck on an airport with ur laptop
  14. 4 points
    This is how you stream WoT and games in general, I can barely see the game because those tits are covering the screen 4Head @Medjed
  15. 3 points
    OK. Time to start talking about Factorio. Started due to this thread I began in an effort to find other base building games. But turns out that Factorio may be the best there is. Not much time right now for a huge intro as I'm at work and I should ... well ... do some work. Quick synopsis: You're stranded on a strange planet (How'd you get there? I have no idea.). You have to start from almost nothing to eventually build a rocket to leave said planet. As soon as your rocket launches, you win. Most people don't really seem to bother with the endgame though; rather, they strive for other self-made in-game goals. Only impediment is the 'aliens' who are actually the planet's residents, as you are the true alien. Main game page is at https://www.factorio.com/. Also available on Steam at http://store.steampowered.com/app/427520/ See the forums at https://forums.factorio.com/. Pros: $20. That's it. For now anyway. With the next version due in a couple of months (I think) they will be out of Early Access and the one-time cost may go up. No in-game purchases. $20 buys you a lifetime of wasted hours. Great general gameplay. This is a true base building adventure. You begin with almost nothing and have to generate stuff to generate other stuff to research stuff to generate even more stuff. Sweet graphics. Not super hi-res but enough detail to see the machines at work when you zoom in. And this will easily work on low-end PCs. Makes you think, I mean really, really think. The community is the best I have ever seen. I have yet to ever see anyone rage at anyone else, either players or the devs, in the forums, on Reddit, anywhere. It's actually people helping people. The devs listen to the community. Every patch includes not only a bit more content, much of it requested, but also tons of bug fixes as noted by the players. Tons upon tons of mods available, generated by the community. Installation takes about 5 seconds each. Seriously. Extremely configurable, either vanilla or with any number of mods. I love this quote from a Steam review: "Factorio is a super duper awesome game where we use conveyor belts to shoot aliens." Cons: Ain't much. For me, the endgame as I said is a bit anti-climactic. Build the rocket and leave. So go for something else. Oil production setup is a pain, but after you get used to it, it gets a bit better. Unfortunately this is the latter 2/3rds of the game. Bottom line: Watch some YT videos (there are thousands) to get an idea of how to start the game, drop the $20, install, and then kiss your life goodbye.
  16. 3 points
    Gr1nch_1

    I dont like big boobs

    I remembered you as soon as saw the title xD For non klingon speaking comunity volim velike sise means i like big boobs
  17. 3 points
    Archaic_One

    I dont like big boobs

    As a 45 y/o man married to a 42 y/o woman I'll let you in on a little secret - big boobs don't age very well. As the old saying goes - anything more than a mouth full is wasted.
  18. 3 points
    Why T54 when you have T55A? N°25, and i suppose, the hardest tier 9 since expected was around 4.5k or so
  19. 3 points
    Zepherex

    CNN tears xD

    CNN tears xD
  20. 3 points
    Fulcrous

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Roses are red, violets are blue, adz's wn8 tanked, to match his wins too!
  21. 2 points
    Inciatus

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Please Miros, most people from Eastern Europe are better at English than this fellow; don't insult them by comparing them to this Chav.
  22. 2 points
    Archaic_One

    For my beloved @Xen

    For my beloved @Xen
  23. 2 points
    Lockhart77

    Top quality editing lads

    Top quality editing lads
  24. 2 points
    Madner Kami

    Sandbox opening again soon

    If there is anything WG could take out of AW, it is their accuracy-system: Unless you are aimed in, you derp all over the place. A carefully aimed shot though, should hit where the gun is pointing at. This is also the point, where dispersion and gun-accuracy would finally actually get a meaning unlike they do now, where a fully aimed 88/L71 hits about as much and as often, as a KV2 in full hull- and turret-traverse running down a hill. I know this is an exageration, before someone comes along and tries to be smart, but we all know what I am talking about. Outside of gold-ammo, snapshot-accuracy is one of the primary issues armor has in this game and the dominance of russian hover-meds is a prime example of absolute fail-balance in regard to accuracy, which only gets topped by the IS3.
  25. 2 points
    nemlengyel

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Charles "the Bold" de Bourgogne would like to have a word with you.
  26. 2 points
    I'm going to join the "down with the changes, down with wg" bandwagon. I haven't a clue what is being changed, but it sounds like a fun and exciting time for everyone involved.
  27. 2 points
    5 days and I can be nice like you again. #MakeRandomsChatGreatAgain Kappa
  28. 2 points
    Zepherex

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Woah 2500 Recent WN8 this kids hot shit!!!
  29. 2 points
    am not good player. can confirm looks like a piece of shit. ???
  30. 2 points
    First time out in the Gearing since the new patch and crew skills arrived. Coincidentally or not, also the first time I've hit the 250K damage barrier. Gearing 251K Damage Nearly 500 Shell Hits
  31. 2 points
    Enroh

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    Being a chav really says it all. Being an Englishman myself who Brexited before it was cool, I would offer this advice. Shut up. Listen to the purples here who are trying to help you. Akula, sr360, Juris, Fulcrous to name a few I have seen post here would smoke you Juan v Juan. If you don't think so, why not put your money where your mouth is? Failing that, put down this thread and piss off. The only reason anyone is here posting & reading is to see what kind of bullshit excuse you have each time someone questions your ability. Oh and as someone who does play both EU and NA? Deal with it. Shitters are shitters no matter which server they are on. If you are good, you are good no matter which server you play on. I should be downboated for reading the latest 2 pages.
  32. 2 points
    Frenzier

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    What else would you be using to type if not a keyboard? "Failpadder noob with 3 marks on T110E5 IS-7 Centurion Action x E50 Conqueror T-54 IS-6 Ru 251 LTTB T-29. + many more. 4k Recent player. No. 32 on eu by D/g (4 weeks) But no im really just an E50 fail padder who only has 4k recent cos he plays E50... Wait he has 4k recent even with E50 wn8 nerf??? What is this. Now I am redline damage farmer... Soon to be rigger hacker noob cos noone can just admit im not a bloody bad player" Why do you need other people to recognize you are a good player? Who called you a bad player? You want recognition because you manage purple colors? Teal is a color, light blue, personally i just call your kind smurfs, smurfs from my experience are the worst kind of player in world of tanks, extreme tryhards who most of the time are absolutely sure they know how to play the game perfectly and everything that doesnt go their way is someone or something else is fault, RNG, MM, server(WTF), and they often bash any who has worst stats than them... you are playing this game on the same conditions everyone else is playing, any excuses to your performance doesnt help you at all... why dont you think about instead of all you could have done better, can you imagine all the outcomes of the many different actions you could have taken to influence the game differently at each moment in the game? The ability to observe, comprehend and then adapt is all you need to worry about. BTW do you upload your games to vbaddict? I would love to see your expenditure, a guy who says playing an E5 is very expensive... I didnt play my E5 extensively in randoms but im certain that if i did i would manage a decent average profit and 4k wn8 at least.
  33. 2 points
    Vetro

    Guide on how to Solo at 86% WR

    Hey guys, your friendly-neighborhood unicum vetro here hitting you with a spicy guide on how to solo at 86% win rate. This trick is 100% guaranteed to work and you'll be on your way to making Garbad's ghost jealous of your purpleness in no time! The first step is to buy a T26E4 Super Pershing and load 100% APCR rounds. The second step is to hit battle and proceed to shoot all red tanks until they are dead. Do this enough times and you will be as good as Gasai__Yuno, but without the anime! Thanks for reading my guide, and please don't mention small sample size. This is 100% statistically accurate. Proof: Sorry Akula
  34. 2 points
  35. 2 points
    Fulcrous

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    25% RNG affects only your damage rolls/penetrations. It's actual effect on winrate is minimal. Bat, E5, IS7, some RU med, E100, T57, and some tank I'm forgetting about. Working on TVP/215B for now. I don't sit in the back and let the dice roll of mm win the game for me. I swing it in my favour by doing what needs to be done to win - which varies every game. Your complaints about w/r being "random/pre-determined" is like the masses of people who complain they can't get anywhere in life without working for it It's also hilarious when EU unicums are bashing you, too. The only difference between servers are metas. Player performance will be the same across all servers unless your playstyle is complete trash. I think at this point, a lot of people would be okay with the e50 meme changes to be permanent to farm all the salt.
  36. 2 points
    Xen

    Happy Birthday <3

    Happy Birthday <3
  37. 2 points
    I used to struggle to win any games in my T26E5 Super Pershing. The tank would simply cause me rage and I broke multiple keyboards attempting to be purple in it. Then I read Vetro's Guide on How to Solo. I followed his detailed method to improving my Super Pershing game play. His vivid description of how to use skill rounds changed my life. Now I win 120% of my games, my purple member has trebled in size, and all the ladies want me.
  38. 1 point
    Gr1nch_1

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    > I play hyper agressive hurr durr > somebody actually watches the replays > im rusty so i camped, also there were scary tanks platooned so i camped, generic rng complaint > lets mention some good player that i know off.... x1ts played that map and did 10k! Ha! ( him clearing the city first then coming back for the last stand in your fav square clearly shows you are not camping)
  39. 1 point
    Trigglypuff Mk. 2 is fucking mental http://www.itv.com/news/2017-01-20/protester-who-screamed-at-trumps-inauguration-this-is-not-america/
  40. 1 point
    Linking Quakey beby here... Off with his head!!
  41. 1 point
    Hally

    TVP VTU Koncept: The Czech Turd?

    It actually accelerate about as well as a panther 2 and turns worse; thanks to terrible terrain resistance values. It is one of the least mobile t8 mediums.. being better than only the t-54 proto and super pershing. It accelerates a little faster than indien panzer, but turns worse. Even with vents, food, bia, offroad driving, and clutching breaking; you will not reach top speed without downhill assist or city roads. You are actually unable to run circles around heavies due to severe speed loss when trying to turn. Heavies with higher turret traverse rates like 215b can keep shooting you even if he is tracked. Better (but non-amazing) gun handling is not enough to justify the loss in mobility on a cardboard tank, I feel. With the 88, it is outclassed pretty badly by the STA-1/2, pershing, and patton kr.
  42. 1 point
    BlackAdder

    Sandbox opening again soon

    RNG. And they just bring more RNG. I think some exponential function would be good for this. When you have derp, accuracy is way worse on long ranges than some sniping tank, while on mid and close ranges accuracy is more or less the same...
  43. 1 point
    Not really, from USB (with i5 and SSD) i think it wont took more than 10 mins to install. Updates depends on connection, but you can prepare WSUS offline if you have slow connection (like i do).
  44. 1 point
    It's_Matra

    Expected Values Updated to v29

    As you're new I will spell it for you W N 8 There is no 'I' between the W and N. I'd also recommend reading all pages before commenting as you will read some pure comedy gold and learn a thing or two about stats and metrics etc.
  45. 1 point
  46. 1 point
  47. 1 point
    Kitten

    skorrpion g, zero w8?

    When did I implement the w8 scale? Guess the Skorp must be really light then or something. E100 must have a nice value since it's a fatass.
  48. 1 point
    They were literally all overhauled last version. I wasn't aware Windows 8 had arty btw, sure explains a lot
  49. 1 point
    PityFool

    Lowe got nerfed?

    No go away I'm trying to farm upboats. I have an addiction
  50. 1 point
    PityFool

    Lowe got nerfed?

    I think I just lost 300 WN8 reading this post.
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