rojo180

>searches for dpgwhores
>accidentally types dogwhores
porn in public, nice

seeyouspacecowboy (6:43:40 PM) Can you tell me more about your clan?
Noobwargamer_Reborn (6:50:15 PM) its a good clan bro
Noobwargamer_Reborn (6:50:31 PM) #2 on wotlabs
Noobwargamer_Reborn (6:50:51 PM) we hate all animae clans'
Noobwargamer_Reborn (6:51:11 PM) for fun reasons
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:12:35 PM) believe me . we are very mature
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:12:39 PM) im 52
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:12:49 PM) and just like to have fun
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:13:13 PM) thats just me tho
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:13:54 PM) but i have ingrained within my ranks of both clans to look down upon animae clans
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:14:31 PM) you are welcome to come have fun with us at any time
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:15:09 PM) i know everymove of youjo and mahou because i have spys in both clans
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:15:35 PM) the streaming, everything
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:16:06 PM) im just waiting for my other clan to get into the top ten on wotlabs
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:16:16 PM) then ill attack em both
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:16:31 PM) wont be long
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:19:39 PM) you arent far from being on the edge of my acceptance rules
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:19:44 PM) better hurry
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:21:21 PM) i dont care about recents
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:21:29 PM) i care about actual
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:22:21 PM) i have an ingame monitor where i check players out in battle. no need for evals in 11A_D
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:22:44 PM) evals are for chumps
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:23:04 PM) i run 3 monitors
Noobwargamer_Reborn (7:23:07 PM) ingame
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@Solono
Can we please remove 11ad from the top 10 on wotlabs. I wanna see if he'll have a heart attack. It's for science it's a good cause!

@Usa_Rox_All I saw you.

Every time I play the 110 I think to myself, ok maybe today is the day I will find out what this pos is good at. And every time I come to the conclusion that its good at being outclassed by tier7s in every aspect bar HP.
I like how I have to face nothing but Chryslers, defenders, patriots, amx49's, tier9 and 10 heavies.

IS-4 triple marked. Not that impressive but it's something.

Mfw plateaued G trash tries to talk shit to me about how I'm not in a "top" clan. Clans are, have been, and will be pointless.
Shitters puffing up their chests over clans in this game tho. How insecure and unaccomplished do you need to be.

Removed the boosts (a.k.a. ‘mountaingoating’ spots) on following maps:
Karelia Steppes Lakeville Abbey Mines Sacred Valley Mountain Pass El Halluf Arctic Circle  
THE FAGGOTRY HAS CEASED

currently averaging 4870 DPG in the Foch 155 after 18 games in it, didn't even break a sweat  
who said this tank was bad when you have a 2k dmg clip and autopen heat?  

Y'all ready for another schnitzel story?
Today I contacted a girl I used to know because I randomly thought about a funny incident that happened between us and I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to catch up. Had a nice convo for a few hours. Turns out I contacted the wrong girl and she was just playing along.
Im literally retarded
 

Tfw you call your therapist to tell him you're doing great and are thinking of discontinuing treatment only to find out he died 2 weeks ago.
Rip John, the stories of your acid years in the 60's will forever amuse me.

2nd 260 3 mark 

 

Faillöwe got sum dreadlocks.

 

Thank you @flare_phoenix for making gif

Winning at Tech Support
User complained their computer was smoking. Sent them a bill for Nicorett gum and the promise of sending them a replacement computer until I can trouble shoot their laptop
User complained very soon afterward that their computer was still smoking and would need the replacement overnight. Sent them a picture of the Nicorett gum photoshoped onto a replacement laptop from the early 90's. 
Get their smoking laptop, see a melted spot. Reason: Screws got lose from what looked like an eye-glass repair kit, lodged between the laptops backplate and PSU cable, causing a short. 
I got to inform the user that the smoking needs to quit, and they have some lose screws. My supervisor was pissing himself laughing during this entire exchange

LTTB is insane, what a positively stupendous meme. 

easiest 100% mark i've ever done

LAST NIGHT OF T49HOLDS. 
1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER

Tfw no more blue 

GOD IS REAL
https://thearmoredpatrol.com/2017/03/23/wot-wg-devs-considering-the-removal-of-the-artillery-class/

Got permabanned on the official forums without even having 1 strike. The reason? 

 

Give me upvotes to feed my soul since its 4am and I havnt had dinner and the house has no food