Single Status Update
I sexually Identify as an Meteorite. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the earth breaking into pieces and dropping resources on earth. People say to me that a person being a Meteorite is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon to install carbon, 30 billion tons of iron and precious metals on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “TOAC27-69” and respect my right to give from above and give eagerly. If you can’t accept me you’re a meteorphobe and need to check your asteroid privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.