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Just a heads up: if you guys die a virgin, you'll get nailed by a terrorist in the afterlife.

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There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.

There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.

There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.

There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.

Man who plays with 2 girls has threesome, man who plays with himself has handsome.

Upboats confirmed new Zimbabwean Dollar.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Patron 3 is kewl. Who wants upboats for free?  

What do you call a platoon of an E50 and a Centurion?
 
50 CENT
hahahahhaha what a knee slapper...........................im sad.

Now i know why hallo1994 likes South Korea more :^)