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    RutgerS got a reaction from Fulvin for a status update, Just a heads up: if you guys die a virgin, you'll get nailed by a terrorist in the af   
    Just a heads up: if you guys die a virgin, you'll get nailed by a terrorist in the afterlife.
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    RutgerS reacted to TheMarine0341 for a status update, WOTLABS... BREAKING NEWS!!! @Never   
    WOTLABS... BREAKING NEWS!!! @Never

     
     
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    RutgerS got a reaction from TheEmptyLord for a status update, There's an old story about how they tie down elephants. You see, elephants are huge.   
    There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
    You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
    Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.
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    RutgerS got a reaction from DyingDyingDead for a status update, There's an old story about how they tie down elephants. You see, elephants are huge.   
    There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
    You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
    Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.
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    RutgerS got a reaction from Gashtag for a status update, There's an old story about how they tie down elephants. You see, elephants are huge.   
    There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
    You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
    Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.
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    RutgerS got a reaction from Sergeant_Fgt for a status update, There's an old story about how they tie down elephants. You see, elephants are huge.   
    There's an old story about how they tie down elephants.
    You see, elephants are huge. They could uproot any post and snap a rope like dental floss. They can crash through bamboo cages like tissue. So how do you keep something like that from wandering off?
    Well, you start young. A baby elephant is too weak for any of that. Tie a rope around a leg and stake it down and your elephant is fixed in place. Of course, they test the rope, they try for a couple hours and then realize it's hopeless. And they grow slow slowly that it never occurs to them to try it again. By the time you have a fully-grown elephant, you can easily stake it down with a rope it could easily snap, because they've learned that the rope is "untreatable." They're choosing every minute not to break that rope, and don't even know it.
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    RutgerS got a reaction from Medjed for a status update,   
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    RutgerS got a reaction from Va1heru for a status update, Man who plays with 2 girls has threesome, man who plays with himself has handsome.   
    Man who plays with 2 girls has threesome, man who plays with himself has handsome.
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    RutgerS got a reaction from westybig for a status update, Upboats confirmed new Zimbabwean Dollar.   
    Upboats confirmed new Zimbabwean Dollar.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    RutgerS reacted to Constie for a status update, Patron 3 is kewl. Who wants upboats for free?   
    Patron 3 is kewl. Who wants upboats for free?  
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    RutgerS reacted to Loxx12 for a status update, What do you call a platoon of an E50 and a Centurion? 50 CENT hahahahhaha what a knee   
    What do you call a platoon of an E50 and a Centurion?
     
    50 CENT
    hahahahhaha what a knee slapper...........................im sad.
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    RutgerS reacted to Constie for a status update, Now i know why hallo1994 likes South Korea more :^)   
    Now i know why hallo1994 likes South Korea more :^)
     
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