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Wow. Thought this place was dead. Huh. What a Monday it has been. As you were.

MAHOU. G. VILIN (but kicked out by YOUJO Cx). REEEOTTER.
A week  ago, the four clans lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the W33B NAT10N attacked. Only the Noobwargamer_REEBORN, master of all 4 clans, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he dipped. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named TanTanTankGod, and although his airbending skills are teal, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe TanTanTankGod can save the W0RLD.

Guy's ! I have picture of me and my daddy on our vacation in the Sahara desert ! 
 

Arty players are just like hitler - they both shoot you all game and commit suicide once your team gets close enough to kill them.

Well.. after years of wotlabs and 10's of thousands of battles I'm still a permablue, but I just managed to 3 mark my first t10!
E100 you beauty you!! And thanks wotlabs

You just can't make this shit up.
I just had a chat with somebody writing me that he just reported me for unsportsmanlike, because it is not very sporty to grind my T6 IKV TD. All my enemies are somewhat WW2 era but my tank is 1960 so I have an unfair advantage. 
Yep this just happend. And after I tried to explain him that I am not responsible for how WG is designing the tanktrees he just replied "you are obviously a retarded pedophile" 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you have a 40% win rate and more than 10k battles, your account should be locked to go no higher than tier 3. This person was not a bot at all

Girl I'm in Europe with turned 30!! Good things exist!!!

Y'all wanna hear the elusive schnitzelsuccess story?
that girl I was going to Germany with, well yesterday was our first day together on our month long trip and we've already fucked 3x last night and this morning.
im going to enjoy this vacation 
when you play less tanks good shit happens
 

Tfw you call your therapist to tell him you're doing great and are thinking of discontinuing treatment only to find out he died 2 weeks ago.
Rip John, the stories of your acid years in the 60's will forever amuse me.

won a T14 through Tank rewards, went out in a few battles to test it out, guess what happens.

When you randomly meet a really cute girl who you went to highschool with and she asks you how you are and what you're doing.
I think I could add up all the lies ive told this past month and it wouldn't even remotely come near how many lies I told in one conversation

 

No pubbie, I don't remember it, but I'm glad to see my instincts are correct even when I've been drinking:

Even WGA-A members are asking god for help when they're on my teams...

Saying bye to tanks for a bit, have a new hobby.

Allahu strongholdbar!

WELL HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, just got dumped by my girl by text. 
 

Wotlabs tries to pick up girl:
http://i.imgur.com/FQhcsvr.gifv

fuck the UN?

 

To that random forum pubbie who derails Gasai threads armed with facts, logic, and hundreds of pictures of captured German armor painted with Allied and USSR insignia... I salute you.

Yo is it just me or has the D25T been powercreeped really hard? its hard to pen half the heavies at t8 now much less 9...

First triple MOE. It's not much compared to the numbers people here put out, but it's progress

NO BRAKES ON THE MAUS TRAIN!

T92 can't stop me  

God rest Poshy's soul. He has brought happiness and joy to many players and people, he will definitely be missed. 
 
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