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Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen

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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from monty50k in WG adds terrible clan mode, more at 8   
    I'm the first one to say that CVs dont really belong in this game (why include a ship type that historically relegated every other class to support and brought the end of the BB age?)...but the one and only place I've seen CVs "work" is in competitive play.
    Not unlike arty...which i hate having on my team in a random pub..but can work in a competitive environment.
    If you watch competitive play CVs dont really carry the damage..they are primarily used as spotters...and thats a good role...and in competitive CVs have to be very careful they dont get their planes murdered...as teams are communicating and working together which really minimizes the opportunity for CVs to kill folks.
    As Roller said ..there's very little incentive to play this as its really just going to be a credit sink...for almost no reward.
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to kolni in WoT new personal rating system   
    so WG is endorsing the use of XVM
    yeah once you've reached rock bottom why not take an oil drill so we can go even lower  
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to Matross in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Considering changing my name to "Do_u_know_kimchii"

    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/127045774
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from Matross in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Still a couple spots left in 5Line..1850 recents and a penchant for TKing team-mates in SH are all it takes!
     
    Oh and a Kv2..or at least acknowledgement of its greatness...
     
    Put in an app and lets make it happen!
    http://www.o7mort.com/forum/m/29825107/viewforum/5528345
     
    somebody needs to help Matt to prevent his mother from beating him with Kim Chi every time his win8 drops below 2k
     
     
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from canadiantrex in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Ya my bad...found a pic of you from the last Minion Alumni game.

    you STILL GOT IT mate!
     
    Once a minion always a minion...
    just like herpes.

     
     
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from canadiantrex in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from snowdude21325 in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    ITS HAPPENING!

    5Line Community Night is HAPPENING~!

    Saturday Night Feb 18th from 8 pm est to 10 pm
     
    Wtf is 5Line Community Night Hanz?
     
    Glad you asked voices in my head! 5Line community is for everyone: Current, past members, friends and people just curious about what 5Line is all about!
    Were all getting together to do play some grab-ass, poke fun at each other and shoot Snowdude all night.
     
    But whats in it for me Hanz?
    Well other than the chance to shoot Snowdude, one person each community night will win 1250 gold! No not that useless real gold but 1250 straight from the gulags in Minsk!
     
    What we will do?
    Depending on the night we will do a variety of silly activities such as:
     
    Nuclear Platoon Drop-ins
    SH Legionnaire Foolery (aka Drown all ARTY)
     
    but for this first night we will be doing training room shenanigans like:

    BT7 races
    KV-2s hunt the Ru (aka murder Snowdude)
    E100s hunt the T49 (aka kill murder Snowdude)
     
    And a crap load of more ways to take your frustrations out on Snowdude!

    All of the Community nights will be streamed so if you cant make it...feel free to pop-in and hurl verbal abuse at your favorite 5Line member, I'd suggest Insurgus but feel free to pick your favorite.

    The 1250 gold prize will go to the player we vote as the most 5Line-ish (just kill snow its really what this clan is all about)

    One note of caution...5Line is an adult (by age anyway) clan so TS will be full of age inappropriate language.

    So if your date with the Palm sisters falls through, or you're just a little 5Line "curious" come on out this Feb 18th....

    Ill leave this video here so you have some idea of the type of "fun" 5Line likes to have.
     
    Here's a T8 5Line battle from the other teams perspective, you'll note we focus on whats really important!


    Watch this thread for further details as the day approaches!
     
     
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to GunnSm0ke in Minion Institute of Tankology [M-I-T] is Enrolling!   
    Another GREAT night of M-I-T count-ins. Minions were clogging up battles everywhere!  They even got to ram kill the Commander.. looking at you RomanWar... revenge will be mine...
    Monday night rotation of training, count-ins, SHs is taking shape. Come join in on the fun!!
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from snowdude21325 in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Thanks for the carry on the first one...your new name shall be "SnowClutch21325_42".
    Which is a heck of a lot better than some of the other "snow names" that appeared on TS last night..

     
    its cause we love ya...honestly.
     
     
     
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to WIKD in I need a new clan   
    Hey Hans. I’m surprised to see that you believe we are inactive and I’m sorry you didn’t come to an officer within the clan with your concerns. I haven’t seen you in game in quite some time, haven’t ever seen you in Monday night training's and it shows you haven’t visited the Minion site since May of 2016. In fact, had it not been for this post, I wouldn’t even know you were still playing, so I guess you play at vastly different times then most of the members. So inactivity is relative to what you are looking for and when you’re looking for it. By your stats, you could probably move up into M--M if you wanted. So that is an option available, you’ll just need to grab one of their officers.
     
    If not, I would suggest putting the days and times that you play, to help find a clan that best fits your needs.
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to capt-jay in Active/Viable Clans   
    just a note, MIT/MM is still in business and still recruiting...
    I've seen a few FADED guys in pubs the last week or two...
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from JoshMeggie in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Do you really want to miss this kinda 5Line SH ACTION?
     
    No....
    no you do not..
    Thanks to NTB for being good sports about it!
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to FlorbFnarb in Brown Trout: Name and Shaming Shitters on the High Seas   
    Huh.  That kinda sucks, but I'll take it.  It says I have 5 matches and 100% wins
    BOW TO ME, FOR LO I AM AN ULTRAVIOLET DOUBLE HORNED UNICORN THAT WALKS ON WATER.
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to Vetro in Guide on how to Solo at 86% WR   
    Hey guys, your friendly-neighborhood unicum vetro here hitting you with a spicy guide on how to solo at 86% win rate. This trick is 100% guaranteed to work and you'll be on your way to making Garbad's ghost jealous of your purpleness in no time!
    The first step is to buy a T26E4 Super Pershing and load 100% APCR rounds. The second step is to hit battle and proceed to shoot all red tanks until they are dead. Do this enough times and you will be as good as Gasai__Yuno, but without the anime!
    Thanks for reading my guide, and please don't mention small sample size. This is 100% statistically accurate.
    Proof:

    Sorry Akula 
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to WIKD in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Not part of this clan but I've visited a few times. Their teamspeak is more fun than WOT is. Great group of guys, have a lot of fun and are damn good at tanks. What more can I say, if you meet their requirements, you've found the best clan out there. 
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from lt_lolcat in Minion Institute of Tankology [M-I-T] is Enrolling!   
    At MIT its not all learning and tank school..its also kickin butt and taking names.
    Great replay by WIKD and Sgt. King Gunner
    BIA, 9 kills, 3k + damage each!
    http://wotreplays.com/site/3217808#windstorm-sgt_king_gunner-is-6
    come get sum!
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from Matross in Minion Institute of Tankology [M-I-T] is Enrolling!   
    At MIT its not all learning and tank school..its also kickin butt and taking names.
    Great replay by WIKD and Sgt. King Gunner
    BIA, 9 kills, 3k + damage each!
    http://wotreplays.com/site/3217808#windstorm-sgt_king_gunner-is-6
    come get sum!
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to 1stTanks in Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler   
    So the guy is crap at the game. Got it. A dime a dozen. But let me get this straight....you TK him in a completely separate game because he's terrible and YOU initiate a cancerous pm to him in a fit of rage?  He did nothing to you personally besides completely fail at tanks and then you post it for all to see? 
    I actually applaud him for maintaining his composure after your douchebag actions. This is the type of crap shitters do to good players all the time. It's annoying. So why are you doing it to others?
    Don't be a fucking dick head for no reason dude. 
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to Claus Kellerman in Claus' World   
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to DirtyACE7 in The mental game   
    Dear unicums,
    I desperately need your help.
    WoT, as we all know, is a very mental game more than anything else and that aspect of my game is suffering. I seem to go on roller coaster streaks of being on and off. One day it's all good and I'm doing great and the next day I will have no idea what to do or where to go and essentially end up doing very little to a point that I end up playing like a player with yellow/green WN8. Then the day after that it will be all good again, my thoughts and decisions will be clear and I'll be playing like a purple no problem.
    I currently have purple recents but this lack of day-to-day consistency just drives me crazy and I feel lucky to even have these stats.
    Like this morning I sat down to play a bit on my newly acquired E50 and I just couldn't make the ends meet at all. It's like I haven't played in weeks or months. I don't know what to do at this point. I really hate myself for being on this almost constant roller coaster. I want to be more consistent and continue to grow as a player.
    Have any of you experienced this sort of situation? Do you have any suggestions or tips/tricks to deal with lack of consistency and days when you feel like you're just banging your head against the wall?
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to DirtyACE7 in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Lol... as I told Matross, you can have the cake just leave me a couple slices
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from DirtyACE7 in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Great night of stronks last night guys...think we were about 90% WR...
    Not sure what was better:
    One of our own getting the 1 hr ban for repeated "close fire support" of team-mates..
    Or
    when Tomhwk who was a legionnaire confessed that he might have unknowingly been firing only HE in his Scorpion...and was wondering why his RNG was so poor.

    Either way you really cant beat a 5Line SH...
    Want in on this action?
    1850 Recents, not being a douche and sense of humour is all you need!
    Oh and you might need to have some patience with Insurgus...hes our special needs player.
     
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to SaintLaurentius in Heavy on Sand River? Best approaches as top tier, bottom tier?   
    RED SIDE
    1. Best spot, you can engage  enemies "artysafe", if you're hugging left side of the canyon and if you can get spots on tanks going south, you can shoot them from the ledge in the middle.
    2. Generally pretty silent here, prepare to push. You can shoot tanks in middle from here. Take initiative here, dont wait other flanks to fail.
    3. Pretty meh, be mindful that you wont get yoloed by mediums, worst flank to fight, since the other flanks cant really help you.
     
    GREEN SIDE
    1. The usual brawling location, artysafe generally all the way to the corner. You can pretty easily fall back along G-line to stall them. You can somewhat engage north and south from here. Stick to the right side.
    2. Only if there's no arty. Make sure you have some back up, preferably at the base hill.
    3. Join the mediums and take the north. Then swoop into F5 and kill the rest, just make sure they dont have TDs camping the base hill at D2.
    4. Only works in tanks with good turret and adequate back up. You can easily spot them from the redline position at K5(?) and avoid arty quite easily.
     
    Generally south and north works for tanks with gun depression and/or with good turret. Middle works for any HT.
     
    Sorry for not being more elaborate, but kinda rushed to leave work now. Please do ask specific questions.
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen reacted to DirtyACE7 in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Hanz won't like the sound of that.
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    Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen got a reaction from JoshMeggie in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
    Who me?
    make fun of our illustrious leader?
    Never, instead i give you insugrus and snow dude conducting high level 5Line bidness.
     

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