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Ham_

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  1. The irony is palpable

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    1. echo9835

      echo9835

      "die in cancer" is killing me.

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      maybe he means my next flight is going to go down along the tropic of cancer

    3. RC_Tank

      RC_Tank

      selaclubber :doge:

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  2. Tried to play a few games with my newb cousin in tier 2 and got fucked by anon M2 Lights and 38Hs, plus various other fucks with binocs and nets. Tried the Pz I, T2 med and Light VIC. Felt like a mobile pinata for M2s, which not only can one clip you, but you cant even pen an M2 light in two of those tanks. No wonder new players quit.

    1. Expendable_Lad

      Expendable_Lad

      Low tiers could be such a fun/kooky break from mid and high tiers and WG clearly put the time into designing all these tanks. Feel bad for all the low tier designers putting all this modelling and balance work into things just to get 5 minute ways and know in the back of your mind low tiers re actually keeping players from joining the game long term.
      maybe nix all stat-logging sub-tier 5.  
       

    2. Tarski

      Tarski

      I support making stats below tier 5 "not count" in some way. Quarantine them off from other stats, don't report them as part of win rate, don't return them in APIs, don't include them in the default views of the service record.

      Also, fix the way crew works. As a new player I had to grind with terrible crews, and it's a big deal. If they made crew members freely transferable between vehicles below tier 5, that would benefit seal clubbers the most, but they could e.g. include 100% trained crew for free with the purchase of any vehicle below tier 5 (possibly including tier 5). And move sixth sense from the commander to the default mechanics of the game. 

      While I'm dreaming, I'd like to see hints pop up during and after battle for the first couple thousand battles.

      • "Commander, you have been inactive at the rear of the battlefield for several minutes. Work with your team to achieve victory! Advance your vehicle to a strategic location where you can join the fight."
      • "Let's debrief, commander. The shells that destroyed your vehicle were all fired in the span of a few seconds. That means that your location was highly dangerous. Click here to learn how to predict danger and find the smartest way to attack the enemy."
      • "That shell hit us in the side, commander. Let's position our vehicle so that our strong frontal armor is pointed in the direction of enemy fire."

       

    3. Ham_

      Ham_

      I think tier 4 should be the cut off, because that's when +2 mm starts and you can see tier 6 so you separate the shitters from people who actually have an impact as bottom tier. Then again, MoE starts at tier 5 so you there is a consistency to keeping it that way.

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  3. Y'all are saying it's accuracy is trash but I swear I'm getting double dinked cross map every other game lmao
  4. Just won with a 10k hp deficit in a pershing in a tier x game somehow, the hill on trunda is fucking broke yo

    1. SkittlesOfSteeI

      SkittlesOfSteeI

      If you aren't in the 500s what are you doing t b h

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      low tier warrior vibes

    3. Expendable_Lad

      Expendable_Lad

      Nice dude! Am on M26 Pershing right now and it's so mediocre it just looks like a grey fuzzy square in my garage. 

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  5. Never implementing them meta strats for app and web developers
  6. Top 99% dpg in SU-101 with an amazing 46% win rate in 46 games because fuck you

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      2 marked Skoda t50 in 60 battles with 45% WR so yeah. I feel you

  7. Scrolling back through member sanctions is a sad reminder of better times ;(

    1. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      There were some reeeally crappy people on this forum, but at least they were here :'(

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      6 hours ago, ZXrage said:

      There were some reeeally crappy people on this forum, but at least they were here :'(

      It's a condensed timeline of forum drama through the years

    3. Istanbultaye

      Istanbultaye

      Is there anyone left to ban on this forum? Who's next?! (Waits for the ban hammer to come down like a rain of SPG rounds)

  8. What I wanted to say but simplified using mod magic
  9. First few minutes of a battle, no obvious place to be/ tank is too slow to exploit some weakness etc, don't know how to affect the battle much until shit clears up. For instance airfield, I'm in something like a BC25t, heavies are doing their thing, fuck load of ebrs north side, various deathstars north and south side, armored/ gun depression tanks fucking around on the hills. Normally I'm doing fuck all in the middle waiting for something to pop up and shoot. Are the maps retarded or am I retarded?
  10. fml whose idea was it to make a light tank with better survivability than tier 10 heavies

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      @Kymrel yup. Just got hit by a JPE100 snapshot at 300m. After soloing a BC25T... They are as rng dependant as arty

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      I've started rolling out the scumbus with the sole intent of nuking ebrs, turns out years of receiving have made my tracking fucking nuts

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      @lavawing tfw all that plus you have 200 ping.

       

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  11. Same here, get 4k on a loss with a hopeless team but still get second because some Maus got 5k blocked or some other random ass stat
  12. Gotta represent

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  13. all i have, are negative thoughts
  14. oh no what are you doing step bro

    1. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      this is so wrong

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      i swear if you tell mom

  15. Is it me or are the challenges way easier then the first marathons? Did i miss something
  16. I just damage farm in a bush in the middle which is why i am a blue virgin not a purple chad
  17. I know its rude to brag about penis size but I one hit rammed an EBR FL 10

    1. echo9835

      echo9835

      DO you have footage of this? It is one thing to claim, another to prove.

    2. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      @echo9835 requesting dick pics is @Haswell’s gig.

    3. Haswell
  18. if anyone has a 0.9.5 client heres a lovely nostalgic replay of @Private_Miros getting one hit team killed by a clicker

    1. Private_Miros
    2. echo9835

      echo9835

      http://wot.djgappa.com/

      I think this is a site for downloading the old clients so you can relive the horrors of arty team damage over and over again.

  19. The Pershing's dpm/alpha combo should be a crime in the games current state, I am going to lose my mind grinding for the patton

    1. Evroz621

      Evroz621

      I got the m48 in 2014/2015, played 2 games, lost both, rage sold it and i havent palyed since then. Its like 0% winrate and 4k avg damage or something lol

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      With food and rammer, I'm barely over the 2k dpm mark. For comparison, a tier 5 fucking heavy has the same alpha and just .5 less rpm. If you want to frag someone quickly when even the tier 7s have 1500hp, you might as well drive behind the nearest friendly and push them around the corner

    3. Snoregasm2

      Snoregasm2

      On 2/17/2020 at 5:13 AM, lavawing said:

      Isn't the M46 pretty much a worse Type 61 these days though?

      It's not what it was back in 2015, but it's still got a very comfortable gun if you load all gold and stay within 300m. Recently played it again as I can't stand tier 10 right now, and the 3 mark grind was surprisingly pleasant with current tier 9 mm - there was no need to even tryhard, it came playing dailies. 

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  20. noob team who dis

  21. jfojkwk8ivg41.jpg

    1. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      It’s funny because it’s true.

  22. objekt stronk facist box weak change my mind

    1. echo9835

      echo9835

      Object stronkest of tenks. Sends fascist bandit box to GULAG.

    2. Wanderjar

      Wanderjar

      fascist box tenk weak like capitalist system. go to gulag for mentioning!

  23. Proud new owner of a scumbus

    1. Mureke

      Mureke

      Everyone has a scumbus in their home!

    2. echo9835

      echo9835

      you're on the EU server so have fun. 

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