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  1. The real reason anime clans are in WoT



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    2. orzel286


      Quite lewd, but can still be lewder!

    3. MAJEST1C


      I wish I didnt click

    4. Errants


      I've seen worse...

  2. I swear to god I don't fucking care about the HD maps if WG can't get their fucking collision system right. I missed 5 fucking shots because they hit an invisible wall. Fuck this Kazakhstan level coding in this god forsaken game.  

  3. Japanese Battleships be like:


    1. DirtyACE7


      I believe this is before the upgrade where you get 5 more turrets on the pagoda.

  4. First game in the STB-1: 400 DMG

    Third game: 8.9k DMG

    I think I know how this tank is going to be for me... 

    1. Assassin7


      that pretty much sums the STB-1 up tbh. when it works its the most orgasmic tank in the world. when it doesn't it rapes you dry. 

    2. Errants


      As we found last night/this morning...

  5. WyLrYCT.png


    Baby's first bombadier medal and it could not happen to any more illustrious of victims. On a side note, HE always does damage. 

    1. Archaic_One


      Remember kids, only YOU can prevent camping

  6. Redbull Soapbox Race is live, which imho is better than Nascar and F1


  7. My M46 Patton crew is going to shoot a porno I swear 


    1. Marty
    2. Hellsfog


      fucking lol. 

    3. nabucodonsor


      Snow Whites and the Black Prince?

    1. Fulcrous


      Purple E25s for gasai yuno xd :feelsgoodman:

    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      Are they going to make us pay more by making emblems only for certain seasons of maps?

  8. All these bourgeois Wotlabbers wanting their gun marks to lord over the proletariat. Solidarity! Wargaming stands with the people! :kappa:    

    1. CraBeatOff


      Next thing you know they'll want their wn8 scores reinflated instead of letting xvm team handle it!

    2. Fulcrous


      1 hour ago, CraBeatOff said:

      Next thing you know they'll want their wn8 scores reinflated instead of letting xvm team handle it!

      i thought xvm was already inflating it :MingLee:

  9. Good morning, Wotlabbers, how do you do?

    I have a tale to tell to you

    One day, I saw an ad that claimed

    The Szechuan Sauce was back today!

    I crawled downstairs to tell the news

    "Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"

    The tangy sauce was back for me

    From my favorite show, Rick and Morty

    I tasted tendies, such crispy treats

    And sauce I knew I had to eat

    My mummy walked right out the door

    Not to New Dad's or to the store

    But Mickey D's for tasty chicks

    A box of nugs and sauce to dip

    My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed

    For tangy Rick and Morty sauce

    I waited in my Big Boy Chair

    Fedora perched upon my hair

    I gave myself a tummy rub

    While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"

    My mum returned, bearing bad news

    The sauce was gone! I've been abused!

    The line for sauce was out the door?

    I can't believe this fucking whore

    That sauce was brought back just for me

    So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE

    I hurl and spray my pee and poo

    Like the funny monkeys in the zoo

    My mummy's covered, my mummy cries

    That's what she gets for bringing no fries

    I shake my body in wrathful dance

    And pull down my leaky big boy pants

    Year-old cakes of filth and stench

    Will sate my hate for this rotten wench

    The deed is over, Mummy flees

    But still I wait without tendies

    My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans

    But no tendies wait, I am alone

    For this great sin, I blame the crowds

    Who swarmed the stores till they sold out

    Due to their lust, due to their greed

    This boy has no tendies to eat

    What fucking fools, their low IQs

    Have caused them to behave so rude

    The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,

    Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.

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    2. orzel286


      Roses are red

      Violets are blue

      I watch hentai

      And so should you. :neko:

    3. HowitzerBlitzer


      Great things only die from popularity. Just another victim of those from minecraft, mlp, fnaf, and such finding a new thing to fanboy over.

    4. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Don't watch it, just tired of the meme sauce.

  10. I have been listening to this all day. Its such a good set, great tanking music


    1. hall0


      is there any reason why this guy has a bucket on his head? 

    2. Hokum15


      Pretty good, though I was expecting him to bust into this at the beginning...


  11. FYI, RedBull is streaming the Austin City Limits festival on Twitch, Chilli Peppers should be on later. 


  12. My experience with arty players


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    2. TheChang


      When xvm was used for PR...

    3. flare_phoenix


      1 hour ago, Fabunil said:

      What does this fall under?


      reported for team damage








    4. TheMarine0341


      @Fabunil wotgasm. Thats what it is

  13. Anyone know how to break out of a funk? My gameplay has deteriorated and I would like some tips how to get better and be more consistent.

    1. kolni


      Keep trying, I've had a slump for a while now (struggling a bit with just doing 4k dpg instead of the normal where that is below average) and just recently been getting out of it. Alternately take a break and come back with fresh eyes, there isn't much to do when learning in a game like this is such a long process

    2. Assassin7


      When im on tilt I usually find I play too passive and camp too much, so to break out of it I grab my T-54, and just consiously make sure I yolo swag as hard as possible every game till im out of it. Like, play super mega hyper aggressive. 


      Your tilt may be different though.

    3. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      @Assassin7 Thats my normal gameplay tho, I just have not been able to make it work as of late.

      @Kolni Thats the thing, I never got to the point where I could consistently break through to 3.5-4k dpgs. I still have a ton left to learn but in the moment I am not putting my knowledge to use if you get my drift. 

  14. When someone gives you reputation for a post you made 6 months ago

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    1. Tedster59


      I think I +1'd a several year old CR/D post recently.  was worth.

  15. :MingLee:


    1. Fulcrous


      shoulda told him if he was truly a villainous butler, he should stfu before you fire him :minidoge:

  16. @Folterknecht I just recently upgraded my old rig with new Mobo, RAM, SSD and GPU and the computer is randomly shutting down. I ordered a PSU and wanted to know what you thought on the problem.

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    2. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Parts list is 

      Ryzen 7 1700x

      MSI ARX X370 SLI PLUS Mobo

      Corsair Vengeance LPX 16gb DDR4 3000MHz

      Samsung 850 Evo

      I bought a new Corsair RM850 PSU  and a MSI Armor 580

    3. Folterknecht


      Get a 2nd PSU and "crosstest". If nothing changes I 'd get an other mobo - Asrock Tachi


    4. 1n_Soviet_Russia
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    These are the dankest memes in WoT

    1. Hellsfog


      "gayest clan on earth" I haven't heard that used as an insult since 6th grade.

    2. Fulcrous


      He still hasn't exposed me yet :feelsbad:

    3. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Its kinda awkward when you like 3 out of the 4 things they prefer. 


    So I just three marked a tank by accident, lack of credits does strange things to a man... wfSJZfr.png

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    2. Assassin7


      and you still have no credits. 

    3. FavreFan4ever


      Why would you take something like camo over Sit. Aware? I understand that the 50B isn't necessarily great at spotting, but the camo isn't good either.

    4. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Because Camo is enough of a bonus to help you get into early aggressive spots in the early game without getting punished too hard. 

  19. Anyone want to play Civ V tonight with me?

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