Status Updates posted by 1n_Soviet_Russia
I swear to god I don't fucking care about the HD maps if WG can't get their fucking collision system right. I missed 5 fucking shots because they hit an invisible wall. Fuck this Kazakhstan level coding in this god forsaken game.
Japanese Battleships be like:
First game in the STB-1: 400 DMG
Third game: 8.9k DMG
I think I know how this tank is going to be for me...
Baby's first bombadier medal and it could not happen to any more illustrious of victims. On a side note, HE always does damage.
I made a thing
22 Days till Christmas
All these bourgeois Wotlabbers wanting their gun marks to lord over the proletariat. Solidarity! Wargaming stands with the people!
Good morning, Wotlabbers, how do you do?
I have a tale to tell to you
One day, I saw an ad that claimed
The Szechuan Sauce was back today!
I crawled downstairs to tell the news
"Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"
The tangy sauce was back for me
From my favorite show, Rick and Morty
I tasted tendies, such crispy treats
And sauce I knew I had to eat
My mummy walked right out the door
Not to New Dad's or to the store
But Mickey D's for tasty chicks
A box of nugs and sauce to dip
My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed
For tangy Rick and Morty sauce
I waited in my Big Boy Chair
Fedora perched upon my hair
I gave myself a tummy rub
While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"
My mum returned, bearing bad news
The sauce was gone! I've been abused!
The line for sauce was out the door?
I can't believe this fucking whore
That sauce was brought back just for me
So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE
I hurl and spray my pee and poo
Like the funny monkeys in the zoo
My mummy's covered, my mummy cries
That's what she gets for bringing no fries
I shake my body in wrathful dance
And pull down my leaky big boy pants
Year-old cakes of filth and stench
Will sate my hate for this rotten wench
The deed is over, Mummy flees
But still I wait without tendies
My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans
But no tendies wait, I am alone
For this great sin, I blame the crowds
Who swarmed the stores till they sold out
Due to their lust, due to their greed
This boy has no tendies to eat
What fucking fools, their low IQs
Have caused them to behave so rude
The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,
Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.
I have been listening to this all day. Its such a good set, great tanking music
We getting a 260 baby! Also the camos actually look pretty sweet.
Anyone know how to break out of a funk? My gameplay has deteriorated and I would like some tips how to get better and be more consistent.
Keep trying, I've had a slump for a while now (struggling a bit with just doing 4k dpg instead of the normal where that is below average) and just recently been getting out of it. Alternately take a break and come back with fresh eyes, there isn't much to do when learning in a game like this is such a long process
@Assassin7 Thats my normal gameplay tho, I just have not been able to make it work as of late.
@Kolni Thats the thing, I never got to the point where I could consistently break through to 3.5-4k dpgs. I still have a ton left to learn but in the moment I am not putting my knowledge to use if you get my drift.
When someone gives you reputation for a post you made 6 months ago
@Folterknecht I just recently upgraded my old rig with new Mobo, RAM, SSD and GPU and the computer is randomly shutting down. I ordered a PSU and wanted to know what you thought on the problem.
These are the dankest memes in WoT
So I just three marked a tank by accident, lack of credits does strange things to a man...
Money problems fucking suck.
Anyone want to play Civ V tonight with me?