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  1. Good morning, Wotlabbers, how do you do?

    I have a tale to tell to you

    One day, I saw an ad that claimed

    The Szechuan Sauce was back today!

    I crawled downstairs to tell the news

    "Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"

    The tangy sauce was back for me

    From my favorite show, Rick and Morty

    I tasted tendies, such crispy treats

    And sauce I knew I had to eat

    My mummy walked right out the door

    Not to New Dad's or to the store

    But Mickey D's for tasty chicks

    A box of nugs and sauce to dip

    My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed

    For tangy Rick and Morty sauce

    I waited in my Big Boy Chair

    Fedora perched upon my hair

    I gave myself a tummy rub

    While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"

    My mum returned, bearing bad news

    The sauce was gone! I've been abused!

    The line for sauce was out the door?

    I can't believe this fucking whore

    That sauce was brought back just for me

    So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE

    I hurl and spray my pee and poo

    Like the funny monkeys in the zoo

    My mummy's covered, my mummy cries

    That's what she gets for bringing no fries

    I shake my body in wrathful dance

    And pull down my leaky big boy pants

    Year-old cakes of filth and stench

    Will sate my hate for this rotten wench

    The deed is over, Mummy flees

    But still I wait without tendies

    My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans

    But no tendies wait, I am alone

    For this great sin, I blame the crowds

    Who swarmed the stores till they sold out

    Due to their lust, due to their greed

    This boy has no tendies to eat

    What fucking fools, their low IQs

    Have caused them to behave so rude

    The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,

    Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.

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    2. orzel286


      Roses are red

      Violets are blue

      I watch hentai

      And so should you. :neko:

    3. HowitzerBlitzer


      Great things only die from popularity. Just another victim of those from minecraft, mlp, fnaf, and such finding a new thing to fanboy over.

    4. 1n_Soviet_Russia


      Don't watch it, just tired of the meme sauce.

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