Everything posted by 1n_Soviet_Russia
Dragon Ridge - 31Hidden Village - 30Komarin - 18Northwest - 31Pearl River - 32 + 1 = 33 Playing this map after the rework was amazing, so many possibilities and 3 distinct flanks that had a unique flavor. Along with the fact that the theme was bad ass and a break from the same boring bombed out European landscapes, the map was just solid.Port - 31 Province - 27 Severgorsk - 27 - 3 = 24 For a map based off of a gulag it really made you feel trapped and want to kill yourself. So plus 1 for historical accuracy? South Coast - 30
I swear to god I don't fucking care about the HD maps if WG can't get their fucking collision system right. I missed 5 fucking shots because they hit an invisible wall. Fuck this Kazakhstan level coding in this god forsaken game.
Japanese Battleships be like:
First game in the STB-1: 400 DMG
Third game: 8.9k DMG
I think I know how this tank is going to be for me...
Baby's first bombadier medal and it could not happen to any more illustrious of victims. On a side note, HE always does damage.
I made a thing
22 Days till Christmas
All these bourgeois Wotlabbers wanting their gun marks to lord over the proletariat. Solidarity! Wargaming stands with the people!
Good morning, Wotlabbers, how do you do?
I have a tale to tell to you
One day, I saw an ad that claimed
The Szechuan Sauce was back today!
I crawled downstairs to tell the news
"Mum! Grab your purse and get your shoes!"
The tangy sauce was back for me
From my favorite show, Rick and Morty
I tasted tendies, such crispy treats
And sauce I knew I had to eat
My mummy walked right out the door
Not to New Dad's or to the store
But Mickey D's for tasty chicks
A box of nugs and sauce to dip
My tum-tum gurgled and it tossed
For tangy Rick and Morty sauce
I waited in my Big Boy Chair
Fedora perched upon my hair
I gave myself a tummy rub
While repeating "Wubba Lubba Dub"
My mum returned, bearing bad news
The sauce was gone! I've been abused!
The line for sauce was out the door?
I can't believe this fucking whore
That sauce was brought back just for me
So I let out a mighty REEEEEEEEE
I hurl and spray my pee and poo
Like the funny monkeys in the zoo
My mummy's covered, my mummy cries
That's what she gets for bringing no fries
I shake my body in wrathful dance
And pull down my leaky big boy pants
Year-old cakes of filth and stench
Will sate my hate for this rotten wench
The deed is over, Mummy flees
But still I wait without tendies
My tummy gurgles, my tummy moans
But no tendies wait, I am alone
For this great sin, I blame the crowds
Who swarmed the stores till they sold out
Due to their lust, due to their greed
This boy has no tendies to eat
What fucking fools, their low IQs
Have caused them to behave so rude
The moral, dears, of this tale of loss,
Never forget my Szechuan Sauce.
I have been listening to this all day. Its such a good set, great tanking music