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  1. God fucking dammit it looks that all the december alcohol didnt kill me and im back into playing this thing :cri:

  2. Might start WoWS, which lines should i play?

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    2. How_Terrible


      A warning about carrier play: Unlike all of the other ships in the game carriers utilize a top down RTSish interface. A lot of people have compared them to arty in WoT, but it isn't really a fair comparison. Good carrier play in WoWS requires a much higher level of skill then good arty play in does in WoT. This is especially true at higher tiers when carriers can have around a half dozen squadrons in the air all at once.

    3. NoobestNoob
    4. BiggieD61


      Probably want to avoid the Brit cruiser line  at first, they are so fragile that you might get the wrong idea about the game.

  3. 18 games, 4 wins, TKd 4 times, wtf does cold weather brings out some kind retard snowmobile?

  4. Bad RNG+MM therapy  


  5. AMX30/30B worth the shot? Sold the Leo1 but kept the PTA, i know im a weird fuck and i like nato meds, any insight would be nice

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    2. FavreFan4ever


      I'd argue that the 301er (tier 9) is better than the PTA (if anything, it's not a walking ammorack waiting to happen) , but I haven't played the German paper meds.

    3. leggasiini


      What i heard is that AMX 30 > PTA, but 30B < Leo 1.

      AMX 30B is basically trash version of Leo with no frontal ammorack and better gun handling. Like, its barely even upgrade from tier 9. All it gains is more health, better bloom and slightly better (but quite bad for tier 10 med) DPM.

    4. Shifty_101st


      I have a love hate relationship with my 30B.  Almost 3 marked it several times but those final couple games man......

      Basically I would say it's a snapshotting leo that doesn't get ammo racked often and instead gets set on fire often.  It has been power creeped heavily, and is well due for a buff.  So if you want a potential OP broken tank, now is the time to get one because you never know when WG might buff it.

  6. How high in the thot-o-meter ranks a girls that gives me as a landmark to get to her place 5 different motels when theres a cinema, a huge well known restaurant and a fucking bridge as other possible refrences? :eww:

  7. Havent been so hooked on a show since breaking bad, Black Mirror is the shit

    1. nemlengyel


      did you see The National Anthem episode?

    2. NoobestNoob


      All up to S3 E4 , that one was one of my favs tumblr_mjdzvcUEYi1qfdsw1o6_250.gif

    3. nemlengyel


      well, i ain't fucking a pig

  8. Swed tanks are so fucking retarded easy to play , drive like a mongo in the 103 sit in open and go siege, get shot by 4 meds, bounce 3k and rack 3 k dmg done, the Krav is even more stupid with that turret that makes the E3 and the 263 look  like paper tanks :eww: http://imgur.com/a/To4d8

    1. RC_Tank


      hulldown and on higher ground may as well not even bother shooting at this thing


    2. NoobestNoob


      I never though that WG could go WTF retarded again,  but damn they really like to outdo themselves

  9. Ive invested so much time  into this game it makes kinda sad to see how fucking retarded balancing dp is. Pls reccomend me some good cheap or F2P game :foreveralone: (No CSGO, im worse than here)

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    2. mereelskirata


      Armored Warfare.

    3. Lockhart77


      Warframe or Paladin, haven't tried paladin, have played warframe. Two of the better Free to play games I know.

      Both are free and, in case of warframe, its grindy but the friendly kind of grindy, have one or two acquaintance and you can basically be set for 80% of the game content in a week. The end-game is basically just maximizing your damage output to take out level 100+ enemies and how to shorten the time it takes to farm materials or xp, everything can be obtained by just playing the game and the player market are active enough that with basic economic knowledge  you can gather premium currency by knowing what items people want (i.e prime parts, mods, relics, w/e), playing with other player from across the globe is also pretty smooth from what I've seen (I'm based on Asia, can connect to players on EU or NA easily and stable) as ping doesn't really hampers you playing.

      Other than time, you have nothing else to lose by trying it. :doge: 

    4. nabucodonsor


      8 hours ago, Kolni said:

      Final Fantasy XV getting released in a few days, gonna be :kreygasm: 

      A friend of mine has been saying this for years. He bought a ps3 only for that reason. He was on suicide watch for some time. I really hope that is going to be worth it even if i wont be able to play it

  10. I ragesold JP2 after 5 games like  a year ago, didnt got the 128. Now im leaning to either rebuy it or the ferdi (With the 128 feexpd of course) pls halp

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    2. flare_phoenix


      Ferdi is easier for less-skilled players due to the hp/less speed = less overextension/armor mitigates damage from low tiers more easily than the JP2's. I still think the JP2's mobility and superstructure make it the better tank, but it's less clearcut now. 

    3. Fulcrous


      Think of it this way: you can't always abuse your nerfed superstructure whereas the ferdie's armour is always useful in one way or another.

      It's not even that slow.

    4. Fulvin


      ferdi hp buff was huge. according to richardnixon's site the ferdi has the highest expected dmg of all t8 tanks for all skill levels, and it also beats the JP2's expected WR across the board http://jaj22.org.uk/expvals.html


  11.  i started playing the Hellcat, its so fucking fun and easy to play i just can imagine how dirty this thing was pre nerf :sunbro:

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    2. ZXrage


      The Hellcat now is actually pretty bad.Pre-nerf it had 7.5 RPM, not shit dispersion, and a 20 km/h reverse speed :feelsbad:

    3. Greatspank


      owned one after the post-nerf oh boy I just couldn't play it right it was a CATastrophe

    4. Medjed


      There's a reason why it got nerfed. But tbh it was overnerfed. It's quite meh now.

  12. I kinda feel bad for how awful and shitty  the life of that wanker TanTanTankGod is to think he is funny or a good troll sitting and camping in a maus. 

    1. SkittlesOfSteeI







    2. Assassin7


      i have to agree. I find it mind boggling that peoples lives are so trash that they find enjoyment out of trying to screw people over for hours a day. 

    3. Inciatus
  13. >mfw a CABRA player does something not retarded


    1. SkittlesOfSteeI


      he probably did it by accident

    2. TheMarine0341


      Don't believe you

    3. Korb3n_Dallas


      I also find this difficult to believe.

  14. Be excited as fuck about getting leo 1 because loved PTA, now i either derp hard or get spastic teams non stop on it :cri:

    1. Korb3n_Dallas


      PTA is better tier for tier, which pains me cause I love the Leo 1.

    2. NoobestNoob


      PTA is Pershing tier fun. Leo is awesome but not being able to lelsnipe things like IS's or having a retarded handling/pen advantage over your peers hurts it :C

    3. Korb3n_Dallas
  15. Trying to convince myself that its ok to be socially retarded and unable to make long term friendships/ romantic relationships since every attempt at unfucking me up just ends up fucking me up even more


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    2. Assassin7


      Of course its okay, some people just feel better off being alone. 

    3. KruggWulf


      :rage: WOOF


      We all have similar problems, it's why we're on a website centered around statistics for an online tank game :^)

    4. Medjed


      I'm broken too, but i kind of don't give a fuck anymore. :foreveralone:

  16. When youre farming but your team wont reset 


  17. Start to watch some tv show, faggot ass friend that always spoils me finds out, and spoils me this one too. So, tomorrow theres gonna be a BBQ, thinking on either putting a whole ghost pepper on his burguer (ill be cooking) or some laxative. Gib ideas plox


    1. Siimcy


      Last year me and my school mate were watching the same tv serie, he was ahead of me and spoiled everything. :fish: 

    2. hallo1994


      Put pee in beer.

    3. Greatspank


      tofu burger if you still love him/her

      >calling a friend an fgt, ok then


      check out #12

  18. >TFW preggo test is negative


  19. "If this was the last day of your life what would you do?" Of course i would stick to my routine of beer, netflix and porn, im not ruining my perfect record :doge:


  20. THANK YOU RENTALS :disco:

  21. Get Bromwell up to 94%. Then get dynamical enrichment from full HP 3 times in  a row. Ok it cant get worse.

    Next match i get TKd by OI because "i stealed his TG last match"


  22. My fucking mutz hates me, the fucker loves either hitting the dirt or the next map instead of whats aiming to. :nmad:

    1. Bludsuager


      We all have that one tank, great in the hands of others but as soon as we play that one tank it feels like RNG just dont like you anymore and you cant hit the side of a barn... from the inside... with a minigun

  23. CABRA mouthbreathers should be blanket banned :kjugh:

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