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  1. I been running around in my old type 62 and having fun with it, I hadnt looked at its base pen for a long time because when I saw it only had 145 pen I nearly spat out my tea.... I have been penning just fine (relatively) in it so dont have much fears over 170 ap pen
  2. I dont quite get this given the awesome that is the 55a, unless the missions for this are along the lines of "log in for 30 days" I cant imagine many working hard for it....
  3. Overall win rate? Between 24-25k battles but then again it took me 15k battles to realize I could transfer crews to my prems without retraining.......
  4. He copy and pasted the same thing to me which made me actually believe it was some sort of uber bot and script designed to respond but no, hes just that much of an imbecile.
  5. I always knew you guys were cheaters......
  6. This seems so familiar..... get more evals in man/make them write the eval.....
  7. Thank you all, joining Relic main, they said they had been looking for a Chi Nu Kai player of my caliber for a long time......
  8. how rude.... now back to t1 and toon me now its installed
  9. I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute. So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent..... Im a pro derp sniper Hate cancer The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....) A pro kill stealer, check the low damage. Have an aversion for low flying tanks Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...) and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me....... That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
  10. Sometimes you just need to break from watching the numbers and enjoy yourself, its hard to do that when you are setting certain bars to maintain wn8 in every game as when the cancer comes a calling it pisses you off twice as much. Personally I like to share the pain, I platoon for company, to have sounding boards there while I whine and a lot of the time my wn8 is low as I work towards getting them damage more as most people I toon with are working on the marks while my personal meta is just winning as I have accepted that I am not good enough to triple mark real tanks and I dont have it in me to specifically damage farm This is nonsense, you are one of the best players I know, MOEs are as RNG dependent as anything else in the game if you play it organically, if you damage farm your way to them you are screwing over your team by and large as you sacrifice the game and teammates for arbitrary numbers. I am a perfectionist, nothing I do will ever be good enough for myself even if I was the worlds greatest wot player bar none but I think as I am older than you I have come to terms with balancing the unrealistic expectations with a simple "fk it" and just get on with things. Its all about balance man, now get in game and carry me, I just bought back my 121 to fix its win rate and need someone to do that for me.
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