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Jaguaratron

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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Levenbrech in leKpz M 41 90 mm (tier 8 light)   
    I been running around in my old type 62 and having fun with it, I hadnt looked at its base pen for a long time because when I saw it only had 145 pen I nearly spat out my tea.... I have been penning just fine (relatively) in it so dont have much fears over 170 ap pen
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    Jaguaratron reacted to Nicarasu in Name and Shame Part II Probably Sponsored by Universal Studios and Chrysler   
    Shaming this guy:
    Shoots one of our mediums out of the blue, unprovoked. I tell him to stop camping on a hill and let the TD's do their job, he shoots me. I call him out, he calls me a scrub, because I had the audacity to call him out on shooting team members. The AUDACITY! He proceeded to rage at me. I returned to garage. End Story.
     
    Also, shaming myself for being an absolute shitlord at this game. A good part of which being the fact that I own 3 tier 8 prems while my highest regular tank is an IS. At least I'm not a stat denier shitlord.
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    Jaguaratron reacted to Rayderx in [MO] March On needs MO' Members!   
    gl guys!
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    Jaguaratron reacted to Inciatus in Fuzzy Shitter Looking for Clan   
    So mudkip is pretty rip now (I blame zap and OTP) and I'm not sure what to do with my life tanks. I'm mainly interested in stronks. I like to do tournies mainly. I am a bit interested in this clan wars 2 though it looks even more ghey than clan wars 1. I would like to participate in the campaign when it comes up as well as any mini campaigns.
    I am an extremely aggressive player and care much more about winning the game than padding my WN8. My skills include realizing I am an idiot after I do something stupid, crashing during the game, and getting shot by arty. I am also good at noticing when I am playing badly and should stop but then proceed to play 20 more games and destroy any semblance of good stats for the day. My account security is almost as good as zaps (the password is not 12345, that's my luggage password). I play basically every evening since I have no life.
    With me you'll get extreme aggression.
    Terrible puns and a sense of humor drier than the Sonora. 
    I don't have any particularly sexy accent but come winter there will be a point for about three months when I either lose my voice completely or have to talk in a southern accent so thick you could cut it with a knife. I don't actually have a picture or video clip so have a picture of a cat instead.
    Intense discussions about rockets and shit because I build sounding rockets.
    I can also bake very good Portuguese sweetbread.
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from RollerCoaster47 in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    Thank you all, joining Relic main, they said they had been looking for a Chi Nu Kai player of my caliber for a long time......
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Dlur in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    Thank you all, joining Relic main, they said they had been looking for a Chi Nu Kai player of my caliber for a long time......
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Razavn in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from RNG_ in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Cunicularius in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Dlur in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from SchnitzelTruck in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Luna in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Chuny77 in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Kitten in LF CWs 2.0 clam, 71%, 2700 recent   
    I dont know when CWs 2.0 is turning up but Im kinda miffed that I missed out on the 907 as was on a break from the game when it showed up so would like to get myself organised for the next campaign reward tank (cue it being a tank I dont want) with a clan thats likely to win reward tanks, though Im happy to be carried I like to think that I am able to contribute.   So this is the part where I sell myself right? Well Im salty, crabby and a big crybaby, I lack the inclination to statpad wn8 and though I like to do damage my personal meta is winning games. Im adept at being carried by genuinely good players and I have a penchant for crap tanks. I have the uncanny ability of hindsight and turn into the worlds greatest tanker once Im dead. I have an affliction where I cant shut up but thats ok as I come with a delightful and soothing British accent.....   Im a pro derp sniper       Hate cancer       The holder of the worlds greatest Chi Nu Kai match (who doesnt need someone who can do this in a shitty Chi Nu Kai....)     A pro kill stealer, check the low damage.       Have an aversion for low flying tanks       Drive a customized beetle (theres a tenuous link to tanks in there somewhere...)       and myself and the wife are certifiable crazy cat people with 17 of the monsters pooping, vomiting and sitting in front of my screen (we extensively help out a local shelter to the extent where petco gives us a hefty discount...) This is Blinky and Phoebe, Blinky the black one is half blind and has cerebellar hypoplasia sits at the back door punching any cat that goes in or out on the head, shes awesome and I like to think her awesomeness rubs off on me by proxy.....at least I hope its awesomeness she rubs off on me.......       That seems to have covered all the information that no one needs so I guess hit me up, platoon, carry me, add me to your blacklist yadda yadda.....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from monkey10120 in Should I keep playing?   
    Sometimes you just need to break from watching the numbers and enjoy yourself, its hard to do that when you are setting certain bars to maintain wn8 in every game as when the cancer comes a calling it pisses you off twice as much.
     
    Personally I like to share the pain, I platoon for company, to have sounding boards there while I whine and a lot of the time my wn8 is low as I work towards getting them damage more as most people I toon with are working on the marks while my personal meta is just winning as I have accepted that I am not good enough to triple mark real tanks and I dont have it in me to specifically damage farm
     
     
    This is nonsense, you are one of the best players I know, MOEs are as RNG dependent as anything else in the game if you play it organically, if you damage farm your way to them you are screwing over your team by and large as you sacrifice the game and teammates for arbitrary numbers.
     
    I am a perfectionist, nothing I do will ever be good enough for myself even if I was the worlds greatest wot player bar none but I think as I am older than you I have come to terms with balancing the unrealistic expectations with a simple "fk it" and just get on with things. Its all about balance man, now get in game and carry me, I just bought back my 121 to fix its win rate and need someone to do that for me.
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from capt-jay in Did you guys come up with the "Kewei" method to farm damage?   
    I disagree with this to an extent, there is no reason to be in tier 10 without core skills and while sink or swim may work for some with a high ability to adapt there are many, many more who need to build up to things gradually, lord knows there are a massive amount of players with 1000s of games in t10 battles without the vaguest clue of what they are doing and are learning nothing. After I failed my way to t10 I wasnt happy with being shit at t10 and went back down to the mid tiers to learn the maps and the game and progressed up at a more organic rate.
     
    I think you are overestimating the ability of most players greatly.
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from predavolk in Did you guys come up with the "Kewei" method to farm damage?   
    I disagree with this to an extent, there is no reason to be in tier 10 without core skills and while sink or swim may work for some with a high ability to adapt there are many, many more who need to build up to things gradually, lord knows there are a massive amount of players with 1000s of games in t10 battles without the vaguest clue of what they are doing and are learning nothing. After I failed my way to t10 I wasnt happy with being shit at t10 and went back down to the mid tiers to learn the maps and the game and progressed up at a more organic rate.
     
    I think you are overestimating the ability of most players greatly.
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Buffalo444 in Need more for platooning...(NA E/W)   
    Friends list seems to be dropping off again as attrition takes place and people look to pastures new.....
     
    Im prickly, a big crybaby and I have a switch that just seems to go off at random engaging full potato mode but let me know if you want to carry my sorry ass....
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Beunsoldaat in Can't Recruit Every Cat [PBKAC] Recruiting Thread   
    I have cats, 14 of them(I think, theres a stray who lives in the garage too....) and the ones who are not physically disabled are mentally "different" to say the least, thats better than stats right?
     
    Also Wiggles, my tailess one did this to my wife while she was gardening....
     
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Fulcrous in *NA* Share the pain....   
    3 points more than an arty player
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from Zepherex in *NA* Share the pain....   
    3 points more than an arty player
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from AncientObliterator in *NA* Share the pain....   
    3 points more than an arty player
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    Jaguaratron reacted to nipp100 in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Actually this is an Name And Praise, but whatever.. this is the best place to post it
     

     
    Gameover decided to make a leap of faith and believe on Z0id8urg word
     

     

     
    Pubs went ape shit crazy
     

     
    And Z0id8urg stood up for his word
     

     
    Reactions were diverse, but one thing was certain for everyone, we would have a good and fun match based on skill and nothing else. (except the cancer "fuck u" heuehueheue)
     

     
    Cancer got mad. I wished him welfare. (ignore my typos plis)
     

     
    It was a great and awesome match where everyone had fun, thanks to the chemotherapy provided by Br_Gameover and Z0ID8URG.
     
     
     
    So... can we make this a thing? whenever there are decent players on both sides, both agree to do some chemotherapy and give everyone a great and fun match?!?!
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    Jaguaratron got a reaction from weesh in Name and Shame Thread, (ArrogantWorms sucks at technical stuffz)   
    Dont stress, you dealt with some curt criticism politely where others would have got defensive and lashed out, I for one am impressed with your decorum, also if you dont ask you dont know. I didnt know what the f o7 meant for the longest time, I thought it was some bizarre insult.....
     
    I like seeing my stats go up but am starting to see people focusing me which is annoying because I dont think Im good enough to be focused in this way and I dont like it Also arty please die in a fire
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