Kolni

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  1. Apparently 60TPs get an extra 200mm of armour on their LFP when they're played by sub 50%ers, two full 50B APCR clips bounced off of it back to back, didn't hit UFP or beak, just straight up LFP bouncing straight on, it is actually not possible according to tanksgg but I guess the game'll bend its rules to fuck me over like normal

    1. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      I hate RNG more than I hate arty.

    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      I bounced my BC25T clip off BC25 . FULL CLIP. He wasn't moving that much. So yeah it happens. 

    3. kariverson

      kariverson

      Well when you're playing against shitters you have to calculate -50% RNG for you and +50% RNG for them. They have to keep them playing somehow. 

  2. i think it's time, 2012 came calling and it's time for a global fucking HE ammo nerf

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      nope, they're just plain toxic altogether and he rounds bring nothing good to this game besides babysitting subhumans into relevance and if you don't see that then you're probably one of them

    3. Ham_

      Ham_

      I wish HE was like AP, and AP was like the low damage gold round

    4. Tarski

      Tarski

      If you can't beat them, join them? 

  3. Any EU clan got spot for 2-3 accounts for the campaign? I'll be active every day, have most CW tanks etc

    only requirement is that the clan is good enough to guarantee tanks for active players

     

    ex-wgl player, lots of cw exp and so on and so on

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    2. Sylvansight

      Sylvansight

      ENYZM have a lot of space

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      ideal is a fake and gay shitter clan

    4. Ham_
  4. welp. i think it's fair to say that i'm back to wot for real

    if anyone needs boosting just hmu :doge: 

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    2. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      sopranos.png

      This should be WotLabs new subheading.

    3. mistervanni

      mistervanni

      all hail our scandinavian overlords

    4. monjardin

      monjardin

      Haha. I've just started playing again this week. I'd quit after the 268v4 was out for a couple weeks.

  5. friendly 277 drives side out on malinovka hill encounter, instadies and we're losing

    turns out he made a real good shield for my 113 and i finally broke the 11k dmg barrier i've never done before

    1. Haswell

      Haswell

      Pubshit has always been more useful as deployable cover, what have you been doing all this time? :doge:

  6. so there is something bugged with the 705A model, if you push tanks with it that are sideways it'll keep them permatracked forever :doge: ??????

    1. Kolni

      Kolni

      i was able to facehug a sideways 113 for over a minute while shooting other stuff and he couldn't move :serb: 

    2. Ham_

      Ham_

      Because for some reason it is 100 tons (for reference IS-7 is 68 tons...)

  7. luckily had time to do is3a marks before the moe update, a whopping 35 games with 3,3k dpg and 700 assist to 3mark :serb: 

    1. mistervanni

      mistervanni

      lucky you, ppl are crying for 30% moe drops XD

  8. Anyone happen to know what music like this is called? It's sort of disco with a techno bunker vibe to it beneath and I can't find anything similar at all, it's all "clean" disco

    This one in particular is a tool vinyl to help translate between disco and techno on a turntable, I was just wondering if there was more music like it

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      It may be Nu-Disco

    2. Tman450

      Tman450

      It's called trash

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      @Tman450 this is a tool vinyl, it's just to help with transititions and not to sound well - i just saw potential in the mix but there's very little that overlaps besides this one print

       

      lady by modjo has a similar vibe to it, it's just lacking in the beat so time to find techno beat tools i guess and mix disco

  9. Damn hopey thread got serious right before rip

    I hope people lost their jobs over internet tanks :doge: 

    1. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      Which is why it had to go rip

    2. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      I cannot read the final meltdown. Is there anyway for me to get temporary access?

       

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      It was lidded for a reason ~_~

      It was just basically political talking and people just Doxxing each other trying to prove who served in the army or not. 

  10. please give me my usergroups back :( 

    i had mod + pp and now i don't have shit, can't even view lidded threads :(

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    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      8 hours ago, Strigonx said:

      but do you really want to see lidded threads tho :bigdoge:

      Pandora's trash

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      I dc’d my WoT acc from forum and it ripped my permissions

    4. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      Yours was the got fired one right?

      You still had retired PP, but didnt have that perm.

  11. WOOOO

    1. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Hey are you alright?

    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Man take a break from the internets and find a very intense job that focuses on human contact. Even if it means taking a short leave from your current job. It works wonders for me when I go off the rails

    3. Kolni
  12. yesterday i was apparently hugging a tree for 15 minutes completely unconscious, i can’t really put those 15 minutes into words but literally ALL anxiety and stress lifted

    i feel no anger, no heartache, no sadness or grief

    i realised how broken i was because without them i feel so empty? it was so much of me that without it i need to rediscover my identity? 

    spiritual awakenings really are strange things, the one bit i remember is a floating in a wormhole of my emotions and the deeper i went the more disconnected from the anxious i got, at the bottom it wasnt there anymore and i turned around, looked back up into what i had traveled through and it made a picture of the root cause of my mental problems. After seeing it I could make amends with it and finally let it go. 

    I’m back now. In reality, but it still changed everything. I’ve been listening to Alan Watts’ lectures and it’s like they reform me as I consume them, because I’m so empty inside without all the pain that I can take in so much and really start searching for some real character of self that is void of the dark. I’ve never felt clarity before. Anxiety is already trying to weasle its way back, the thought of just ending up with a self of pain again. It exists everywhere, it is keeping society in check. The difference is that I can see it for what it really is now, it’s a lie. It’s not a part of you, it’s just pretending to be so it can survive. I’ve been in my counsciousness, and it is interdimensional. There is no perception of time, no space. What if it is the same? It’s a conscious parasite trying to survive, not visible on this plane. And I got rid of it. Now I feel immune, maybe it’s only for a while but I can’t really know for sure. Clarity really feels amazing, and physically feeling it was a simpler response than I thought. Clarity is the feeling you have when you breathe out almost in hyperventilation after a rush. The short inhale and really hard exhale after you did something thrilling, experienced something traumatic or really just exhausting in general. It’s just buried so deeply within that feeling it at all when it is experienced is hard. It’s also a full body feeling. Head to toe. Once you’ve let go of all that troubles you, it’s there. Always. Zen

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    2. Medjed

      Medjed

      Stop doing drugs you fuck

    3. hiipanda

      hiipanda

      Sounds like you pushed through the depths of nihilism and came out untouchable.

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      Well I need rehab for sure to survive this shit but mentally I still feel better than I’ve ever been

  13. >4,7k dpgs 263

    >3,2k dpgs E3

     

    i really am one dimensional

    1. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      That explains why you dislike slow tanks ;)

      Also jesus congrats. Granted I played mine on a 16fps laptop that dropped to 14fps and I did not tryhard at all (no food, 2 skill crew etc) plus I'm half the player you are but I pulled like 2.55k in my 263

    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      16 fps is like real time strat levels of shit

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      @lavawing for me it was a difference between 55-56% shittery and 59-63% regular play.

  14. around 40 games in - waffle4 with 15cm is pretty fun, just shy of 4k dpg in a paper tank that gets penned by arty every shot and 0 chance of ever bouncing anything honestly seems pretty decent

     

    people are sleeping on tds in this meta

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      meta favors alpha more, with 750 alpha gun you can sort of justify taking trades, 560 doesn't really cut it then

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      @Kolni how agressive are you? I really agree playing td's in this meta can yeld great results (except for t10 where they are shit) but I tend to punish people pushing instead of pushing people in tds unless they are assault tanks. 

    4. Fulcrous
  15. Anyone got a Waffe4 on EU (with a decent crew) that wants a free 3mark? I wanna try it in the newer meta and see what kind of DPG I can pull with the 15cm now that bushwanking is sort of back

    1. Cunicularius

      Cunicularius

      I always loved sluggin with the 15cm on that thing. 

      I'm surprised this place still isn't dead.

      Also, why do you have so much fuckin karma?

    2. Enroh

      Enroh

      Would you like some free karma Cuni?

  16. RazVO1K.png?1

    what tank is this?

    hint - it's a t9 :jebaited: 

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      I thought I’d try it out and during peak hrs it was fine, MM OP tho

    3. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Just love how Legga named any td possible except for the correct one lol

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      @nabucodonsor naaah he forgot the OG's - Foch and 704.

      I'm not surprised. If you have the patience for how wonky the tank is it can be monstrous. I had shit mm in mine though. 

  17. idk if its just sad or not that i can be so fucked up that i'm literally barking like a dog, eeling uncontrollably in my chair and slight periods in and out of consciousness and still play better than 99% of the playerbase :novadoge: 

    1. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      You and I apparently get our weed from very different sources . . . 

    2. lavawing

      lavawing

      Given that 75% of the playerbase is worse than bots......

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      It wasnt weed :doge: 

  18. if anyone has a fresh tier 10 they want a good dpg on, hmu (eu)

    the meron i did a tvp for decided to play it and tanked the fuck out of it so now i don't wanna play that anymore

    1. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      How’s the hangover?

    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      I’m all good. 5mg Xanor and all set

    3. sohojacques
  19. >absolutely smashed on various substances

    >thinks its a good idea to play wot

    >plays wot

    >still got it :jebaited: 

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    2. Kolni

      Kolni

      Last night? Ketamine, alcohol and N20, was on the way down though since clubs were closing

      tfw u actually end up rolling on the floor laughing from oneshotting people with shitbarn over and over and it never gets less hilarious

    3. Archaic_One

      Archaic_One

      careful with the ketmine bro, a lot of that shit is made in peoples basements

    4. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Careful mixing those things together is not a great idea at all. They all combine together and potentially could block your respiratory system with a synergic effect. So practically even if you take a low dosage of each you could end up with a stronger adverse effect than taking a higher dose of only one of them. Also the combination of those could be extremely harmful for your heart and liver.

      TL;DR: drugs are bad mkay?! 

  20. the last word patron thread is giving error 78, i won't stand for koel winning off of this :babyrage: 

  21. it's hilarious how iyouxin fanboys have turned into qb fanboys who can't see that the guy is clearly not as good as his dpgs suggest when he plays like a mongoloid on stream everytime

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    2. Bavor

      Bavor

      Nah I don't watch Quicky.  I just know about the mod and there was a lot of misinformation about its legality and when the mod was changed to be legal.  When the mod was changed and Wargaming said its now legal everyone still assumed it was illegal even though it was posted on the forums that its legal.

    3. Kolni

      Kolni

      i dont even care about the mods lol

       

      the guy is not playing at a 5k level on stream at all, the way he plays doesn't align at all with that kind of performance which is why it wasn't a surprise at all when fame guys said he asked them for platoon boosting lol

    4. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      You're going to be popular when the majority of your fan base are mouth-breathers.

  22. welp, my acc is sold

    wot's been fun but sadly it isn't anymore, i'll probably come around here every now and then but for now i'll focus on other things

    c u friends

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    2. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      Travel well Kolni.

      Pretty impressive of WG to fuck the game up even more with 1.0. The number of already jaded streamers who gave a thumbs up to the new graphics then completely stopped playing soon after....

    3. HemanathanRX7

      HemanathanRX7

      I like how most of the comments are pls gib pricing values and how :^)
      To be fair I'm curious as well as to how much you got for it considering you don't have much crews or tier xs.

    4. Kolni

      Kolni

      it went for 550 eur, which is considerably more than i spent on the reroll (not on the old acc though :serb:) so i'm okay with it, funny thing is the highest offer i got before that was 300 eur which i honestly still would have sold it for

  23. Welp I've lost 7kg since stopping with bad eating habits and other habits, go me! 

    Now to actually start working out... I literally roll my eyes and sigh even trying to look forward to that :doge:

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    2. mistervanni

      mistervanni

      gogo man! dont give up you are close to turning the corner:D

    3. CraBeatOff

      CraBeatOff

      Treat your workout as skill acquisition and playtime and you'll enjoy it infinitely more!

    4. Medjed

      Medjed

      Stop being a whiny cunt and go lift some iron.

  24. watching the doc play wot is fucking hilarious

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    2. kukis12345

      kukis12345

      Ofc they were and not just these two

    3. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      All these sponsors, still not #1 viewed game on twitch. And worst of all, we all know where the WGL money went to.

    4. Siimcy

      Siimcy

      @FulcrousWell, Ninja alone has more viewers than those streamers combined so it's hard to compete in that department.