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  1. Mort

    how 2 play mines: https://streamable.com/cahm

    1. neziho

      neziho

      I wonder how many people are going to attempt this and fail miserably at it.

    2. Masterpupil2

      Masterpupil2

      Considering Mort and I have been practicing this boost for a couple days total now- probably many.

  2. Mort

    Holy crap. 9.15 has boosted my FPS from around 60-80 up to about a constant 110-120.

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    2. It's_Matra

      It's_Matra

      Me too! I've gone from 60ish to 100+

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      Ohh, maybe ill get a boost as well.

      Too bad I cant turn my graphics up any more

       

      Actually, wait, it will boost my laptops FPS as well and I CAN boost those graphics :D

    4. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      Still locked to 60FPS/60Hz :awyeah:

  3. Mort

    Time for my debut stream I guess... If I can get like half a dozen viewers, I'll give away a KV-220. https://www.twitch.tv/mortimilian

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    2. Masterpupil2

      Masterpupil2

      sellout

       

    3. Wanderjar

      Wanderjar

      10 of us right now plus the 2 people hes platooning with. Masterpupil and taylorswift

    4. snowdude21325

      snowdude21325

      Can confirm the give aways are rigged

  4. Mort

    I should start streaming...

    1. Visn0r

      Visn0r

      hype if u do :disco:

    2. Flaksmith

      Flaksmith

      You should do a facecam with that retarded pepper hat.

  5. Mort

    http://gfycat.com/InsignificantSmoothAcornbarnacle

  6. Mort

    tfw you can finally kill yourself because you have nowhere to go but down in life.

    eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFn

    In other news, it is sadly true: I am not really a cat.

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    2. Mort

      Mort

      @An_Arty_Player_Hits_You yeah I'm retarded.

    3. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You

      An_Arty_Player_Hits_You

      <3

       

    4. Patient0

      Patient0

      After 5-2ing Noble, Mort walked slowly up to Jerm, leaned in, and whispered into his ear ever so softly, "It's pepper time."

  7. Mort

    Decided to play some rampage mode shit to see what it was all about https://streamable.com/my6a

     

    cancer... cancer never changes.

     

    Still though, I was pumped af when that hail Mary landed.

  8. Mort

    WoT is still garbage and I'm still not playing it, but I do miss it if only for the fact that I was good enough that I could look down on everyone else who attempted to play it.

    1. X3N4

      X3N4

      say whut? l2p brah

  9. Mort

    I used to be inactive. I still am, but I used to be too.

    1. westybig

      westybig

      but will you be in the future?

    2. Mort

      Mort

      @westybig Doubt it. I have no ambition to play WoT besides playing it professionally, and since my season is over, I'm pretty much done with WoT for now. I mostly just made this status update so people know I'm not dead.

  10. Mort

    I shouldn't be as proud of myself as I am, but whatever: http://i.imgur.com/OpDG3Sj.png

    Actually getting played in gold league and not doing badly is quite satisfying.

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    2. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      ok, thanks

    3. monjardin

      monjardin

      o7 Mort

    4. Mort

      Mort

      @monjardin @Pompous o7 guys

      Now just wait until tomorrow when I average 10 points per battle against HWC. kek

  11. Mort

    I think I'm basically done playing pubs for good. This game is garbage and I can't believe I wasted my life playing 20k battles.

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    2. Chryses

      Chryses

      tumblr_mx9i7nsvSd1rziwwco1_400.gif

    3. 1n_Soviet_Russia

      1n_Soviet_Russia

      think of the KV5 think of her before you decide why leave her to be lonely the rest of her life just because you are selfish.

    4. Kitten

      Kitten

      now sell account for over a grand and go spend the money on another game ^^

  12. Mort

    tfw you get 3.5k damage and 8 kills in your SP and you don't get ace tanker for some reason

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    2. RutgerS

      RutgerS

      I think you only fell a few xp short

    3. X3N4

      X3N4

      stop sniping, start tanking. Play like a pussy and you get xp like a pussy

    4. Zinn

      Zinn

      Probably didn't spot most of your own damage, hence shit exp.

  13. Mort

    the 5k recent is real

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    2. Mort

      Mort

      > 1v1 me son.

      you forget. We did 1v1. I won like 5 out of 6 or something. ;)

    3. KruggWulf

      KruggWulf

      You won the heavies (Most of which are weird at 1v1ing) and I won the mediums somehow. Like dat stb fite doh

      Git e-100/is7 n fite me bich

    4. X3N4

      X3N4

      took you long enough lawl

  14. Mort
    http://gfycat.com/FakeSpicyDugong
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    2. CarbonatedPork

      CarbonatedPork

      I can't watch this enough.

    3. Medjed

      Medjed

      It looks so awesome, the explosion, everything

    4. Cunicularius

      Cunicularius

      glorious

  15. Mort

    Turning chat off now. All o7s directed at me in-game will not be reciprocated.

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    2. Mort

      Mort

      Sorry, there can be no other way. If I want to be in the gold league, I have to act respectfully. If I leave chat on, I will continue to tell pubbies to kill themselves.

    3. Cunicularius

      Cunicularius

      lol, gl in gold league Mort!~<3 ^w^

    4. no_name_cro

      no_name_cro

      o7 Mort

  16. Mort

    my recent wn8 is kinda getting out of hand. I would stop statpadding, but the E-50 and KV-5 are really really fun.

    1. waga100

      waga100

      it seems like all the fun tanks end up being padder tanks

    2. Mort

      Mort

      That's because most fun tanks are the types of tanks that the average pubbie is terrible in.

  17. Mort

    I finished my KV-5 challenge:

    1. Cunicularius

      Cunicularius

      343 chalunge wen kappa

  18. Mort

    superuni overall wn8, finally

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    2. Quantumkiwi

      Quantumkiwi

      Now you are an actual purple poaster. Time to quit.

    3. Pompous

      Pompous

      Grats man.

    4. mereelskirata

      mereelskirata

      WN8 padding nerd

  19. Mort

    Goldfish crackers are the greatest thing since sliced bread

    1. Visn0r

      Visn0r

      but the feeling when you slice a fresh still warm bread... damn I need to bake some this evening

    2. Spartan96

      Spartan96

      :3 can confirm.

  20. Mort

    I feel compelled to make love to my KV-5

    1. SkittlesOfSteeI

      SkittlesOfSteeI

      who taps who?

    2. KruggWulf

      KruggWulf

      Gay :^)

  21. Mort

    Good music is good.

    1. CarbonatedPork

      CarbonatedPork

      You need Wilco in your life:

  22. Mort
    http://i.imgur.com/m09yFoF.gif
    1. Droplet

      Droplet

      Too thug.

    2. MrsmilieyfaceC8

      MrsmilieyfaceC8

      sehr Schlagerisch

  23. Mort

    A rare look into the WoTLabs server room: http://i.imgur.com/nHpC2LR.jpg

    1. Luna

      Luna

      can i upcote a status?

  24. Mort

    Everything below tier 10 is trash.

    1. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      Tier 9

    2. Melol

      Melol

      t1 is bestest tier though

    3. Flametz

      Flametz

      Bruh do you even IS-6.

  25. Mort

    I am a changed cat

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    2. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      o7 Mort

    3. 37h

      37h

      o7o7 Mort

    4. SgtKnispel23

      SgtKnispel23

      o7o7o7 mort

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