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  1. Is WoT fanfiction a thing?

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    2. CoolOff


      If there's anything I've learnt from selas chat, it's that there are a lot of anthromorphic tank pics out there. BRRRRRRT.

    3. Flaksmith


      What the fuck guys...

    4. sundanceHelix


      E100 fell in love with AMX 50B. They had babies, who grew up to wield 150mm 4-shot autoloading laser guns. Is that how it goes?

  2. I did not expect to like WoWS :/

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    2. hallo1994


      You're overreacting about Torpedoes. Clearly youre not playing enough

    3. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      DDs are like TDs: occasionally annoying if you really fuck up, but generally not too big of a threat. CV torp bombers on the other hand...

    4. Grister


      TD's can rarely yolo you and kill you from full HP. Destroyers are basically light tanks with the FV215b 183's gun in wot terms.

  3. Why did I waste money on the CDC? It's such shit.

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    2. Drunken_Walrus


      i havnt been reacked yet lol

    3. Drunken_Walrus


      also, play RU with me evroz pls

    4. Grister


      I've been ammoracked every game I've played in it so far.

  4. I hate down syndrome pubbies :(http://i.imgur.com/j0FnQic.jpg

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    2. Grister


      Pubbies gonna be pubbies :'(

    3. Shifty_101st



    4. Grister


      There's a reason why I don't play this game much anymore :P

  5. Just uninstalled WoT. I need a long break from this cancerous game. Any game that allows RNG to trump skill is an awful game.

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      rip you brave soul

    3. Grister


      I'm sure I'll be back. I just need a break from the arty 1 shots, and RNG.



      see you tomorrow night

  6. #JustDownSyndromePubbieThings version 2 http://i.imgur.com/ix03mfi.jpg

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    2. Grister


      I can't wait for AW to come out :/

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      Lol, of ataraxis wasn't such a shitter I bet you would've won :P (don't tell him I said he was a shitter)

    4. Grister


      It's okay, I already told him.

  7. I picked up the WZ111, and it's delightful! The mobility is better than the IS6, and the armor is very sturdy. Some people have complained about module damage, but I haven't had any issues with it yet. Also 250mm heat is a big plus when dealing with tier 9 heavies.

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    2. IputTheFunInFuneral


      Basically is6 trades turret armor and hull durability for a stronk lower-plate. The WZ has a better turret and upper plate but a paper lower plate.

    3. IputTheFunInFuneral


      @Ollie you are slightly right, i'd imagine pubs do slightly better in the is6, but I'm not sure if unicums will do slightly better in the WZ. It really depends on the viability of having a trash lower plate and stronk upper half.

    4. Grister


      The difference is the fact that you're actually able to hide the lower plate, when you cannot hide the turret.

  8. I just got hit for 2,000 damage in my E100 by a T92. It was literally 1 minute into the game and I was moving...

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    2. Mami_Momoe


      Stop camping in heavy tanks, wow!!!

    3. EchelonIII


      learn to fucking dodge so he will miss and only do 1.1k

    4. KenadianCSJ


      Stop mobile camping scrub.

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    2. Grister


      That was back when you guys didn't hate each other and wanted to make a schnitzel themed clan.

    3. SchnitzelTruck
    4. CaptainCanadia


      Mods also ignored me when I asked to get it changed.

      Because AW mod staff is 2gud

  9. Well, I got the Sheridan. It's decent, but there is almost zero advantage to playing it over playing a medium. 

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    2. Grister


      If you use the 152 on the Sheridan, you're doing something seriously wrong. The 105mm is far better.  

    3. Tman450


      Why play the Sheridan with 105? It just makes it a shitty medium. At least the 152 makes it a meme machine.

    4. Grister


      I could see the 152 being a good option only if they gave it a decent heat round. If you want to use the derp, just stick with the T49. At least then you'll see tier 7 tanks. 

  10. AW in 10 days! HYPE

    1. KaiKai


      and Witcher 3 till then \o/

    2. shwedor


      The hype is real, fuck Warfailing.

    3. westybig


      lord of war or your a peasant hype

  11. #JustWeekendTeamThings http://i.imgur.com/z06tTCV.jpg

    1. Luna


      oh pls, not even 5k? weakkkkk

    2. Adder1


      *looks at your damage, then looks at his own top damage, proceeds to feel inadequate*

    3. Grister


      If I had recognized that the game was a total loss earlier I could have farmed at least 2k more, but instead I tried to win :/

  12. I'm trying to get my Match-up melee team ready, but organizing pubbies is just as easy as it sounds.

    1. Masterpupil2


      Welcome to the life of making teams. It's frustrating at first, but it all pays off in the ends.

    2. Grister


      I just had a guy say the only high tier tank he had was a T40. It's a tier 5 tourney...

    3. Grister



  13. best Ranzar yet.

    1. Constie


      Heartbreaking... not

    2. KnobbyHobbGoblin
    3. Evelyn


      ooookay that was a little creepy

  14. I'll sell my soul for an IS2 D:

    1. hiipanda


      buy chinese is2, switch files, save money.

    2. CarbonWard


      219 APCR is so much better than 250 HEAT though.

    3. Grister


      I want an IS that makes credits

  15. AW severs are down. Went to play WoT and made it 3 matches before realizing that WoT is dogshit and uninstalled.

    1. SchnitzelTruck


      I cant even fuck play cause this patch broke my game. Every match is 500+ ping.

    2. Grister


      Eh don't bother with WoT anyways. This patch added litterally nothing apart from some minor buffs and nerfs. There has been basically no new content for 2 years.

    3. Death_Rattle_Shakes
  16. This is it boys. The final hours of cancerous Object 261 AP pens, CGC's 1 shotting E100's, and Batshit arties clipping you into oblivion. A new dawn of slightly less bullshit arty awaits. 

    1. RC_Tank


      oh shit this is happening sooner than i thought

      just got hit for 1900 by a T92 in the E100, get the fuck out of here with that shit:kreygasm::kreygasm:

    2. Assassin7


      I was gonna play tonight, but the servers went down before I got home from work :(

      though on the other hand maybe that means I missed the 5 arty aside games that I've been seeing screenshots of lately

    3. leggasiini


      you lucky fuckers, on EU we have to suffer week longer :feelsbad: 

  17. Forgot how much of a bully tank KV5 is http://i.imgur.com/AF4maX6.jpg

    1. NoobestNoob


      To be honest a well driven KV5 is way scarier than any other tier 8 tank when facing it on lower tiers, the speed/armor mix its has makes me cry i dont have one ;_;

    2. Hudstr22
  18. #JustDownSyndromePubbieThings http://i.imgur.com/f4SZtLN.jpg

    1. Shade421


      M103 with 38 damage done...and no kill. #PRO

    2. General_Fault


      Did he even shoot anything or did he just get rammed?

  19. In order to skip the arty missions do you have to complete the secondary objectives for only the 15th mission for each class, or do you have to do them for all missions?

  20. LT15 COMPLETE!!!! It only took over 200 fucking games

    1. J0hann


      1st reward tank?

    2. Grister


      Yep, spotting in the corridor meta is hard.

  21. They finally did it. They beat WoT. http://youtu.be/grigUgQ8NIU?t=16m54s

    1. Shifty_101st



    2. Grister


      You're missing the important part. They got an AMX 40 to jump the bridge!!!

  22. The frontline mode is one of the best things to come to WoT in a long time. Definitely excited to see where development takes it.

    1. UnusualMedic


      it's so fucking awesome to play. I want it to make it to Live.

    2. Grister


      Yep, I feel like it allows for most classes to really come alive as they have room to breathe. TD's can really use their camo and accuracy, and Mediums actually have room to flank and maneuver. 

  23. Anyone want a AW early access key? I have two.

  24. I'm so sick of the broken MM. One team should not have 6 heavies while the other team has 1.

    1. Grister


      It does when the other team has nothing with armor or HP.

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