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Shifty_101st

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  1. http://imgur.com/a/CqXc7

    finally 3 marked the patton, god I hate that tank.

    1. Whole_Nutmeg

      Whole_Nutmeg

      What about it do you dislike? The speed?

    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      probably for the same reasons as all American tanks.

      Decent-good guns on mediocre-complete shit platforms.

    3. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      It's a fat, worse leo 1........

  2. 103-0 has a great gun, but jesus I hate this thing.  Prefer the UDES over it any day.

  3. so uh............my phone exploded.  I have T-mobile.......wut phone should I get now :'(

    HELP ME FESH PINCEEEEEE!!!

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    2. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      @Luna android (and Samsung) can't go in same sentence with performance :doge: mind this is old iPhone... And you are paying too for overpriced shit, but you get even less performance :D 

       

    3. Siimcy

      Siimcy

      Don't buy flagships, they're overpriced as fuck. Get something from OnePlus or Xiaomi, half the prices for the same performance.

    4. orzel286

      orzel286

      Old nokia 3310. Fuck dumbphones.

  4. I turned 23 today, I'm being told that I'm a Dad now in Mahou slack.  So where can I find my Dads? :D 

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    2. HELIONIST

      HELIONIST

      Happy Birthday old man :dance:

    3. Zepherex

      Zepherex

      >23

      >thinks hes a dad when he cant get a grip on his tennis gameplay

      >not even in bulba

      >BRAH

    4. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      Well,

      Happy birthday.

       

      If 23 is a "dad" then at what point is someone a "gramps"?

  5. People weren't lying, he's actually back

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    2. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      Should he get one more chance? I wasnt around here when he wasnt banned so i dont rly know, but from what i heard he got...pretty many "new chances" already soo

    3. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      He had about 50 million chances for what I know. It went as far as the mods having to approve any and every post he made before they would show up. 

    4. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      I watched part of Sela's stream last night with Garbad. He seemed alright but you could tell from his voice that he could be one seriously insufferable dude given the right circumstances.

  6. IMHO the M48 Patton is the worst fucking tier 10 in the game.  Fuck this piece of shit

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    2. bolagnaise

      bolagnaise

      Play better Shifty:nanoserb:

    3. An_Arty_Player_Hits_You

      An_Arty_Player_Hits_You

      Amx 30b Begs To Differ

       

    4. mati_14

      mati_14

      you are just struggling with it, i hate when i started playing it, but after you get used to it, it's really good

  7. @Never just fucking with you dude you do you thx for all you do in keeping up with these expected values <3 

    (I'd suck u off if I was gay but I'm not sry)

    1. nemlengyel
    2. Never

      Never

      <3

      If you ever turn gay, let me know

  8. @ArrogantWorms KILL YOURSELF ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY YOU XVM FOCUSING ARTY SHITLORD

    1. PityFool
    2. ArrogantWorms

      ArrogantWorms

      Wish I had seen this sooner. One game, where 3 times in a row, you literally drove into the open and stopped to cherry pick, and no other target, so I popped you. I finished a mission thanks to you. You tking me next match was just sugar, and meant I had to put off finishing arty missions for a while more. 

       

      As for killing my family, anytime you feel man enough to put some action behind your words, feel free to come see me, so I can break you in half like the skinny sack of shit you are

  9. We need to do rocket cars on GTA tonight 8^)

    1. Zepherex

      Zepherex

      M8 come on ts

       

    2. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      I'll be on late fam

  10. I had no idea the 215b 3 mark was going to be so expensive.........

  11. TFW this guy http://wotlabs.net/na/player/Prqs

    shit talks you and boasts about how much money he has on an internet tank game, then turns out he's 17 xD

    I love this game never change WoT

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    2. Ollie Tabooger

      Ollie Tabooger

      17 and he think it's "cool" to waste a bunch of money on WoT? Literally Autismus Maximus.

    3. Luna

      Luna

      how the fuck can he so fucking terrible at winning? it doesnt make sense.

    4. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      I literally don't know how he's this bad lol

  12. 3rd mark complete on E5.  Literally couldn't have done it without @Zepherex keeping me alive.

    http://imgur.com/a/ppDDS

    1. Zepherex

      Zepherex

      Sacrificial 2k Wn8 player <---- me

    2. Luna

      Luna

      grats, u 3 moe'd literally the most common t10. ;) 

    3. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      Dude it was so hard, IDK why but it took over 5k combined to even move the fucking mark like helloooo?

  13. aight boyz last goal in tanks reached.  Unicum overall obtained.

  14. Go fuck yourself @Android25 you arty shitlord

    1. Android25

      Android25

      Lol... Sorry. I don't run names overhead or in the player bar so I don't know who I'm shooting at. I usually only shoot at purple/blue players once in a game both because after I hit them once they're harder to hit and I could spend my shells on an easier target, but also because I don't want them thinking I'm focussing them for their WN8. Platoon mate however specifically told me it would great if I could get rid of the E50M so you became a target again :P

  15. #exposingwot.com is posting again rip we can't get rid of this guy apparently

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    2. zapyoug

      zapyoug

      They legit stat shame someone in the one I read

      like

      fucking wut 

    3. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      Keep looking on the site

    4. zapyoug

      zapyoug

      nopls

      my brain might stop working 

  16. UGHHHHHHH I HATE MOVING OUT OF THE DORMS THIS TAKES FOREVER JESUS FUCK UGHHHHHHH

    1. HELIONIST
    2. Deus__Ex__Machina

      Deus__Ex__Machina

      i hate the fire drills more, fucking 20 degrees outside snowing like Fuck and you want me to what?

    3. HELIONIST

      HELIONIST

      lol thank god l dont have too deal with that 

  17. Man I miss the anime club :'( 

    1. Raj

      Raj

      Which one? Hell there was a world of tanks lolicon group I was part of before.

    2. Lockhart77
  18. Woot feeling better/10, turns out I had a new strain of the flu and I needed steroids to eliminate the coughing woot.  I'm not gonna die :D 

    1. 1n_Soviet_Russia

      1n_Soviet_Russia

      Quick! get swole while you got the juice flowing.

    2. Shifty_101st
  19. I can't stop coughing to the point where my throat is about to be completely raw and bloodied

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    2. mati_14

      mati_14

      Drink as much water as you can, and do gargles with brine, it will clean your throat for 30 mins or so 

    3. Devo

      Devo

      You need something to stop the spasm.  Typically a steroid, like prednisone is used in a high dose 5-7 day cycle.  I'm not a doctor, I just have asthma and have been in that situation before.  But seriously, go to the doctor.

    4. SkittlesOfSteeI

      SkittlesOfSteeI

      Same, my sides hurt so much from coughing so much. 

  20. @Zepherex I am now Limewire huehuehuehue see if you can figure it out

    1. Zepherex

      Zepherex

      You're stupid, go kill yourself

      JK.... FUCK YOU FAIL TOONER

       

    2. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      I SAID I WAS SORRY JESUS :'( 

  21. I hate coming back from breaks, so much shit to do and not enough time to do it......

    1. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      which duffel did you end up going with?

    2. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      the one you gave me! :D helped a lot thx fam, specifically the one on amazon with the backpack straps

       

    3. kreigermann

      kreigermann

      Sweet, glad it worked out!

  22. God it's so much fun to yell "Make America Great Again!!!" at UT Austin protests :) 

  23. TRUMP IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT BOYZ

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    2. Shifty_101st

      Shifty_101st

      fucking called it first

    3. HELIONIST

      HELIONIST

      cant wait until he gets inside the white house lol this is gold .

    4. Raj

      Raj

      Ron Paul for Treasury

      #EndTheFed

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