Shifty_101st

Fuck the stb dude, it's only good if the enemy team allows you to farm them over ridges. Good thing I got erlenberg then. 

can I just say, Junkers Hogging the Wotlabs host 24/7 with his Vodcasts is starting to get annoying...

Farming pos reps is just like Hitler - All you have to do is blame a minority, and then the accolades fall from the majority like rain.
Regardless of how true the blame, or how "impaired" the majority is.

Ran into a legendary 11_AD player on QB's stream complaining about how the BC is OP. He rerolled to 3k and only has a 121 and IS-7
 
Zepherex : http://wotlabs.net/na/player/ZEPHEREX
Zepherex : there
Zepherex : only the most trash rerolls enjoy trying to compare stats
gasubal : dont give a fuck about you
Zepherex : well that tb duddde
Zepherex : you're fucking retarded
Zepherex : bc is not op first off
gasubal : yes it is
Zepherex : next off you rerolledd and padded LT's and are trying to compare stats
Zepherex : as an anrgument
Zepherex : find me solid proof its op
gasubal : Yeah of course padded light tank when 75% of my battle are in tier 10
Zepherex : other than that you're a trash reroll who padded LT's cause thats not an argument
gasubal : well maybe the 33 sec relaod with 5 shell and 390 alpha
gasubal : good camo view range speed
Zepherex : with shit gun handiling
Zepherex : shit ddpm
gasubal : lmao
Zepherex : and no armor
Zepherex : you literally have to sit in front of one andd let him aim
gasubal : no armor you dont eneed armor with the view range on it
Zepherex : same thing with retards bitching about the TVP
gasubal : tvp is way more balanced
Zepherex : want imbalanced
Zepherex : look at the WTE100 when it was in
Zepherex : more view range
Zepherex : more clip
Zepherex : way better gun
Zepherex : i fail to see how a tank that cant even hit its shots unless it fully aims and the target sits there for 7 seconds is op
gasubal : dude the batchat have all
gasubal : exept the armor
Zepherex : do you even own a bat?
gasubal : even if you miss 1 shot you can trade like 1600 dmg
Zepherex : you only have 2 tier 10s lmao
gasubal : No but i played over 100 battle on test server
Zepherex : test server is full of bot russian players
gasubal : yeah and
Zepherex : it literally represents nothing other than people testing out client bugs
Zepherex : saying you did well on teh test server is laughable
gasubal : ahaha yeah of course
gasubal : tell me your ingame name again
Zepherex : same as twitch
Zepherex : i just linked you my wotlabs at the start of chat you ape
gasubal : You have 6 battle in it
gasubal : lol
Zepherex : you dont own one
Zepherex : i've played it on the test server too
Zepherex : but i wouldnt use the test server as an argument for how good it is or is not
gasubal : see you dont have really more experience then me with this tank
Zepherex : yeah so my no means should you call it op
gasubal : dude i face it many time and its OP
Zepherex : maybe you're just bad
gasubal : what you can do vs a batchat in a is-7 for exemple
Zepherex : dont let him get your lower plate
Zepherex : its how you plan an IS-7 to begin with
gasubal : really hard with all this speed
gasubal : batchat will flank you before you even trying to hide your lower plate
Zepherex : how is he supposed to get your lower plate with speed if you're hiding it hull down
Zepherex : again
Zepherex : IS-7 101
gasubal : and it is even worst when the batchat player start spamming gold at you
New Whispers
Zepherex : but what do i care im arguing with some chimp who rerolled to 3k who doesnt even know how to play tier 10s. Joins 11_AD and thinks he's hot shit
Zepherex : ayy lmao
Zepherex : im out
gasubal : yeah makrs tier 10 but im bad in it
gasubal : make fuckign sense
Zepherex : im calling you shit
gasubal : Sure if i see you in game i will destroy you
gasubal : liek i do to all the MAHOU
Zepherex : you seem like the kinda kid who cant even burn ants with a magnifying glass properly
gasubal : what is your age
Zepherex : age nice
Zepherex : i love this game
Zepherex : im 21
gasubal : Get a life
Zepherex : oh nice typical pubby response
gasubal : 21 lmao
Zepherex : your arguments have been weak
Zepherex : you're bad at the game
gasubal : farme ta gueule
Zepherex : apparantly you're also a beaner
gasubal : Criss de bon a rien
Zepherex : enjoy your lower levels of living
Zepherex : you shit skinned monkey
gasubal : tu vaut rien jte decolisse n'importe quand
Zepherex : tu vaut rien jte decolisse n'importe quand
Zepherex : nice
Zepherex : so fucking weak you cant even just type it in english
gasubal : va chier pis fait toi une vie
gasubal : tyr to type in french motherfucker
Zepherex : naw
gasubal : i want to laugh
Zepherex : i dont speak the language of lower beings on this planet
gasubal : stfu
gasubal : it is official language in canada
Zepherex : the french canadians are too busy getting drunk and inbreeding to be any use to the world
Zepherex : cant even pave roads
gasubal : lmao
gasubal : freench still the first in canada
Zepherex : Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret
Zepherex : french are last in canada
Zepherex : you have 1 province where they contain all you freaks
gasubal : lmao you cant do better then that
gasubal : quebec is acutally one of the biggest province
Zepherex : oh so land mass is how you recognize the value of someone
Zepherex : too bad the rest of the country is english
gasubal : there is 35 million in canada
gasubal : 8 million are in quebec
Zepherex : yeah
Zepherex : congrats on being a minority
Zepherex : you hoser
gasubal : and there french everywhere in canada
Zepherex : you all sound like auctioneers with downs
gasubal : probably one of these looser american
Zepherex : i live in ontario
Zepherex : your assumptions about the bc are about as good as they are for where people live
Zepherex : anyways enjoy your trash reroll account
gasubal : go fuckyoruself
Zepherex : enjoy getting mad cause you cant even out play a batchat
Zepherex : and enjoy your ddead clan full of purchased accounts
Zepherex : im out
Zepherex : peace

So we're just chillin at work swiping on tinder. All of a sudden this thing appears on my friends phone LMAO
 

Good beer, kicking toons, and a large pizza to myself, and a night full of every other game than wot with some good friends tonight. Life is good.

Finally hit a solid 65% overall bois

907 3 marks

Y'all ready for another schnitzel story?
Today I contacted a girl I used to know because I randomly thought about a funny incident that happened between us and I got a good laugh out of it and wanted to catch up. Had a nice convo for a few hours. Turns out I contacted the wrong girl and she was just playing along.
Im literally retarded
 

REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT ARTA GUYS?
"if the stun fails we might have to remove the arty class altogether"
I KNOW IT PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN, BUT CMON, ALL OF YOU WHO LIVE INTHE TRUMPLAND, SPAM AS HARD ON FORUMMS AS YOU CAN THAT ARTY MECHANICS SUCKS DONKEY DICK!!!!!

Hey,
I will be on tonight to let you know.  If your going to be on.
GF is out of town so i can play all night yaaaaa.

KV-5 is still awesome. That is all.

Oh look, that's just 5 years late
https://thearmoredpatrol.com/2017/03/23/wot-wg-devs-considering-the-removal-of-the-artillery-class/
Wargaming is the prime example of how a non-agile company culture with a management scared of making decisions leads to your product never coming close to it's max potential.

I turned 23 today, I'm being told that I'm a Dad now in Mahou slack.  So where can I find my Dads?  

I turned 23 today, I'm being told that I'm a Dad now in Mahou slack.  So where can I find my Dads?  

I turned 23 today, I'm being told that I'm a Dad now in Mahou slack.  So where can I find my Dads?  

TKed a guy who had 99% of his games in arty. FeelsGoodMan.

God rest Poshy's soul. He has brought happiness and joy to many players and people, he will definitely be missed. 
 
F

may I please say, that if you are one of the assholes who has the Bright blue Xenon Lights in your car, then, on behalf of everyone else in the world that has been rendered completely blind due to the fact you have them in your car, please kindly go fuck yourself. 
 
thanks. 

Faded pubbie is back. Even his Twitch name is accurate. 

IMHO the M48 Patton is the worst fucking tier 10 in the game.  Fuck this piece of shit

My favorite part about this game.

When an ex-FADED pubbie tries to chirp you. At least his name is accurate. 

@Never just fucking with you dude you do you thx for all you do in keeping up with these expected values <3 
(I'd suck u off if I was gay but I'm not sry)

@Never just fucking with you dude you do you thx for all you do in keeping up with these expected values <3 
(I'd suck u off if I was gay but I'm not sry)