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  1. Got to love those sessions where you finish top 3 every battle yet drop from 94 to 91 MoE in 10 battles because 400 damage is top damage and xp in a tier 8 game now.

  2. My new favourite pubbie quote:

    "My WR increases by a significant factor when I use repair kits. I don't in 90% of my battles, because I feel that they are intrinsically no different to using premium ammo so prefer not to."

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    2. Private_Miros


      @RedwoodOriginal They have Marfan or are Franz Liszt?

    3. Assassin7


      @RedwoodOriginal what do you use for ammo selection in that case?

    4. RedwoodOriginal


      @Private_Miros my level of play is not good enough to be Lizst, but that is partially cause my dick, if i have good rng, gets hard and blocks part of monitor, and i dont have smoll monitor

      @Assassin7 side mouse buttons

  3. I was watching a documentary on ancient Sumer and heard about 4000 year old recipes preserved in cuneiform.

    So... yeah...



    1. Private_Miros


      The taste is unlike anything I have ever tried. It's basically water, onions, shallots, lamb shank, watercress, arugula, cilantro, milk and crumpled barley cakes. With as herbs raw crushed leek, carrot and garlic, and some pomegranate.

  4. It's like with the new notification system and the base flags showing constantly pubbies have discovered there are bases. 10 battles played, only 5 ended with one team having lost 15 tanks.

  5. Called it:

    View PostTom_Soop, on 25 June 2020 - 09:56 PM, said:

    Apart from picking your tank, drowning and jumping off cliffs are the only things in this game that you can control.
    Think about that for a second.
    Everything else is manipulated by WG.


    View PostPrivate_Miros, on 25 June 2020 - 08:22 AM, said:

    Without implying that all or even a majority of (sub)average players do this, or that no above average players do this, I do believe that generally lower skilled players are prone to drown themselves.

    Added to lower skill level is frustration about having no control about anything in the game (hence why they are (below) average). So the drowning and griefing is one of the only slithers of control they have over their actions in the game. For the rest they are just the playing ball of fortune, teams, MM and RNG.

    Kind of sad, but somewhere understandable.

    1. ZXrage


      I didn't know you get teleported to a random spot every 30 seconds, or that the damage you do to the enemy gets distributed randomly. Truly, the game is controlled by WG.

    2. PlanetaryGenocide


      1 hour ago, ZXrage said:

      the damage you do to the enemy gets distributed randomly

      I mean.... if we're talking on a shell-by-shell basis... :kappa:

  6. How do you deal damage with Type 61? BIA crew, food: last 4 games damaging shots/hits/shots taken: 5/10/17 - 9/13/19 - 4/4/10 - 4/9/13. Maddening.

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    2. kolni


      i can go over a few type replays for you

    3. hazzgar


      @kolni since the speed is different how should I adjust my playstyle coming from the PTA?

    4. Private_Miros


      Today it seems to be working:



      Third game was potato on Malinovka with a hopeless team though (though I got spotted far quicker than I expected in the bushes camping north spawn from an early lost hill).

      As were the next 6 games, ffs. Just potato by me.

  7. View Postabcx123z, on 06 June 2020 - 10:12 AM, said:

    Smells like wotlabs is crying to keep their "press"/cc unlimited accounts :)))



    Why was I not informed? :P

    1. ZXrage


      Ah, man, if only...

    2. arthurwellsley


      Sorry Miros it was on a "need to know" basis, you "know" how it is, plausible deniability.

  8. http://wotreplays.eu/site/5407892#stats

    Haha, mate of mine gets the anonymized nickname "CHEATER" and the bobs including an IS-7 intentionally throwing the game somehow have the big brain moment of concluding that someone with a nickname that says cheater must surely secretly use cheats.

    1. hazzgar


      So because they have a cheater on their team they decide to lose? Wow those people must be succesful IRL. "OMG my coworker has an unfair advantage lets work so bad the company goes bust and we lose jobs".  

  9. Hilarious, known shitter/whiner about how everyone better than him is only so because cheats and premium ammo (yet who has received a warning for cheating himself by WG in 2016):


    VsUK, on 17 May 2020 - 04:09 PM, said:

    When WG stop making money from these players who use illegal mods, then they'll take action. But so far from what the video's suggest of people caught cheating, is they almost always use premium ammo. Far easier to say they've banned a load of people that no one knows or heard of than to actually take action. As they say, denial is far cheaper than the cure! 
    VsUK, on 26 May 2020 - 10:51 PM, said:

    Anyways, towards the end of the battle, I got a pop up saying I have been logged out because I have been banned. I mean, the most annoying part is, I was doing really well & about to turn to tide of the game to a win. Anyways, I contacted support & even gave them the video of me playing the game I was apparently cheating at, that showed the pop up box saying I was banned & asked them to point out at any part of that video or my previous 3 I had made today where I was cheating.


    Relevant announcement on blanket ban for cheaters on EU yesterday: http://forum.worldoftanks.eu/index.php?/topic/744802-fair-play-update-cheaters-get-banned/#topmost


    1. echo9835


      Not sure if I should laugh at him or cry because of his stupidity

  10. Standard B and Progetto 65 supertest nerfbatted:

    Progetto 65

    Turret Traverse Speed: from 36 to 34 

    Aiming Time (s): from 2.1 to 2.5 

    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot  

    Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.33 to 0.35 

    Removed the ability to mount the Gun Rammer 

    Standard B

    The Cannone da 90 Rh gun in the top turret: 

    Aiming Time (s): from 2 to 2.1; Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.32 to 0.33 

    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot 

    The Cannone da 105 Rh V1 gun in the top turret: 

    Aiming Time (s): from 2.3 to 2.5; Dispersion at 100 m (m): from 0.35 to 0.37 

    Increased the dispersion after firing a shot 

    Top engine power: from 750 to 690 (Specific Power: from 21.8 to 20) 

    Removed the ability to mount the Gun Rammer.

    Meanwhile... Object 430U gets 270/280 cupola weakspots, and some minor dispersion increase on the move.

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    2. sohojacques


      And they’re not over represented in the queue either like EBRs, 430Us, Chieftains, etc are. Why nerf tanks that pubbies aren’t bitching about and aren’t having an adverse effect on the game? The only tank in the Itai line deserving of the bat is the 46.

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      It wasn't clear enough that "give moneys u get better tenk". Considering their playerbase it basically has to be shouted into their faces for them to catch on.

    4. MagicalFlyingFox


      tfw 270/280mm 'weakspots'.


      Not that I'm firing standard rounds anyway at tier 10. This is the ASIA server, what is standard?



  11. I was steadily improving performance wise, and then suddenly since the beginning of the week, I drop to half the performance up to then in all kind of tanks... It's like I forgot everything I had relearned.

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    2. j_galt


      On NA the teams actually got redder over the past week.  I've had to resort to spamming mid-tier RU meds and the T-64 to maintain sanity.  T34-whatever, T44, T54 Mod 1 are all effective against nitwits with no vision skills or equipment. T-64 is so wrong it's right

      Tier X  has been so nonsensical I realized it was the perfect time to knock out some artillery missions, so I dusted off the Bat arty.  Evil, I know, but it is satisfying to push back against S.Conq spam.  Leopard PTA can be a little relaxing as long as the steamroll lasts over 4 minutes.

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      I've never seen teams/players this bad. Not even joking.

    4. RC_Tank


      Teams are at a new low, gameplay is complete shit more often than not. The farms are unreal though, so long as your team doesn't bend over before the enemy team does.

  12. I'm collecting some stats from playing. Relatively low numbers but it shows that arty totally prevents camping: Average game length without arty: 6 minutes 10 seconds. Average game length with 1 or 2 arty per team: 7 minutes 19 seconds. Average game length with 3 arty per team: 7 minutes and 5 seconds.

    1. Ham_


      I admire the effort

  13. Just got into my first grand battle. Was the most horrible experience I got in WoT to date. Are there any reasons to not disable this?

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    2. NightmareMk9


      Farming Missions is the only reason.

    3. Kymrel


      Yeah, some missions, that's about it.

    4. kolni


      279 missions are much easier on them

  14. Sometimes, the game can just look nice.


    1. Wanderjar


      it's gotten prettier for sure

  15. Happy birthday me! (Damn lockdown)

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    2. Medjed


      HB dude. It can only get better from now on I guess.

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      Happy birthday!

    4. Gashtag


      Late happy birthday Miros, wishing you well

  16. Но что думает твоя лошадь?

    1. Ham_


      idi nahui cyka

    2. RC_Tank


      blyat nahui

  17. If you do 4745 damage in your tier 9 medium, clap your hands. (3 mediums doing exactly the same damage in one game)


    1. echo9835


      Clap Clap!

    2. Diriz0n


      that is great for  a tier 11 med too.

    3. Private_Miros


      I do mean that 3 tier IX meds did exactly the same damage in the same game. You don't see that often.

  18. 16500 battles, not a single top gun, one high caliber, second Kolobanovs.


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    2. Private_Miros


      Assault, timer ran out (because 2 enemy tanks held up 6 of ours for 8 minutes).

    3. Snoregasm2


      oUt pLaYed :kappa:

    4. ZXrage


      win's a win :kappa:

  19. Well, the battles today can only get worse now.


    1. Wanderjar


      its always a coinflip away :D

    2. Private_Miros


      Just like hitting damaging shots is. I am ready to throw my pc out of the window after this game. All shots were within 150m as well (it was a walk over).


  20. My new favorite player and WG sponsor on the EU server:


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    2. Private_Miros



      He was on my team. He first complained about brainless top tier players, and then spend the whole time close to us while we won the game. He was in locations that made me think it was a decent player, and he could have done 2k damage easily. Instead he fired twice and missed both, but only saw that post-battle.

    3. Snoregasm2


      @Private_Miros that is the worst actually - seeing a player is in a good position therefore assuming they know what they are doing/will support and do dmg. I have died a few times recently where well placed allies have sat on their thumbs despite being in great support locations.

    4. Medjed


      So, what does the math says, how much is that approximately money in WG's pockets?

  21. I've never played so bad as in the P. 44 Pantera. 1/10 battles is not bot-like. The gun handling is the worst of any tank I own, the camo is the worst of any tank I've ever played, and everything focusses you because you are a huge soft target.

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    2. Private_Miros


      Yeah, but in the current meta that require a high skill cap, and I'm not there yet. I miss the times were 220-240 alpha and relatively high DPM were enough to easily average 2k damage.

      Sure, my skills are rusted, but I feel the meta is so much more armor and alpha damage oriented now.

    3. Private_Miros


      Standard B, even on stock tracks and with stock engine seems more my cup of tea. Even though I was balanced in this first battle by all the good things that WoT has to offer.


    4. Snoregasm2


      @lavawing I missed out on the Renegade and tbh i completely forgot about it when saying the Prog is king of tier 8. I've not played it, although 9 times out of 10 I think the med camo//mobility + burst damage offers more flexibility so I'd still take the Prog, but i wouldn't begrudge anyone rolling with the Renegade.

      @Private_Miros, that's a feature of the Italian line all the way up - you stand still to clip and you're big and soft. Arty wet dream.

  22. I used to be better at this game: dSkKNxj.jpg

    1. sohojacques


      Between the black market and WG handing out tier 10 rentals  (this is the only explanation I can come up with anyway) I had days of roflstomp games only. Day after day of Sunday pubbie action almost broke me. Seems to have settled down again though. Had 10 slow burn games in a row last night.

    2. Deus__Ex__Machina


      tbf u haven't played this game in a few years until recently if iirc

      coming back to current wot i wouldn't imagine you'd perform well in the environment 

  23. Right, anyone still playing on the EU server for platooning? Last week was horrible. Decent though not great performance, yet bot WR.

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    2. Wanderjar


      now you here....

    3. Private_Miros


      @Never, what's your EU server name?

    4. Never


      Neverwish, same as NA

  24. I'm actually getting worse at the game the more I practice...

    1. Wanderjar


      thats all the Dumbasty players. you either get massive carries or 90 second rush deaths

    2. j_galt


      Actually, it is the game getting worse at you.  

      The overwhelming numbers of red and orange players at Tier X, and IX since before Christmas is mind boggling.  Those tiers feel a lot like tier IV now. 

      There is a certain wackiness to it at times that is amusing.  Watching two tanks trying to out-cap (from behind) the opposing team's three while the dead peanut gallery chanted "CAP! CAP!" was a highlight from last night.  That, and a rental Tier X  being piloted by a human being with 1k games and a 43% W/R.

  25. WG Anonymizer has a wicked sense of humour.


    1. echo9835


      The other day I was playing the AMX 40 and it randomized my name as pain

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