ZXrage

Got back into wot, some shitter told me to "solo" him...rest is predictable
 

merry christmas you filthy animals

i missed getting messages like this lol

Although I don't play tanks anymore and I'm not that frequent on Wotlabs either, don't you motherfuckers think I have forgotten to remind you of annual festive hats on your avatars. Put them the fuck on, right meow or else...

Fuck spammers, sometimes I feel like non mods are lucky they dont have to look at shit like this all the time lol.
Fun times going down and permanently deleting 30 spam topics just to clear my recent topics feed.

Writing a pretty extensive topic on improving for higher level players (2000+wn8 above) but it'll apply to everyone, just that those people will comprehend it better. 
If there are any questions you'd like me to include, I will as long as the topic isn't finished by the time it's asked. This is a general improvement guide, so nothing map/tank specific, but larger concepts. (Improving situational awareness for example), if there are any: ask!

I love WG support.
 
"you got banned for unsportsmanlike conduct". 
 
"ok but for what exactly so that I can appeal"
 
"you got banned for unsportsmanlike conduct. you must not know the rules. byeeeeeee" 
 
When the only moment I can think of is some moronic liberte who after camping decided to stop 5m in front of me and then immediately started driving back and being angry that buildings have walls on Ensk so I am unable to go back to give him more space...

Do you guys think ranked would be more enjoyable if it was 7v7 like brawl?

Do you guys think ranked would be more enjoyable if it was 7v7 like brawl?

pubbie might be wrong about his hackusations, but his gaydar is on point

Merry christmas to all you nerds

bring back northwest

wot has such shit map design. we put our entire team in one square and won 11:0

i want my amnesty, isn't 5 years enough 

No one:
Literally no one:
T-44-100 driving up the hill on Malinovka:

how2play tier 8 mediums, 2020 ed
tier 8 match without Defenders - feelsgoodman drive to 1 of the 3 corridors on the map enemy wheelie gets spotted, use your awesome soft stats to lead your sub 1k shells miss switch to APCR pound the dirt harder than Caligula smacked the sea meanwhile friendly AMX gets spotted, skillfully ducks in and out of cover while getting shish-kebabbed by 3 or 4 railguns be first to make it the medium hulldown spot
spot a CS-52, a Bourrasque and a Progetto racing their way up use your awesome bloom to snap the Progetto dealing a game winning 220 damage. only 5 to go, hurrah! CS-52 while going 40 up the hill hitscans you from 300m away, luckily, hitting the strongest part of your armour, your gun mantlet, pens, and only takes a quarter of your HP, your commander and loader Bourrasque bumrushes you and only pens one shot; you scare him off with a colossal 250 highroll now at 1/2 HP. hang back behind cover to rethink your life decisions until you lose focus Bourrasque and Progetto leave to farm more obliging targets
mind your own business spotting for your camping Skorpion/S1/SU enemy Renegade waddles up to your spot and you aim carefully for his LFP, dealing an incredibly average 240 damage. Renegade hugs hard cover, ducks out, and gives you .5 seconds to aim before aiming in your general direction and snapping your turret with APCR. now at 1/4 HP CS-52 peeks and leaves you at 80 HP. you track him semi broadside but don't pen. meanwhile your friendly neighbourhood camping TDs bounce off his UFP and turret because aiming is hard. CS-52 railguns the only exposed pixel on your turret.  welcome to the garage! congratulations, here are your 15k credits for doing 750 damage and 250 spotting. well played!

me to WG Support: Every time theres an update for tanks, the game center decides that there is no internet connection and it cannot update, The only way to fix it is to uninstall and re install Tanks, I dont want to have to uninstall and reinstall every time theres a new update.
 
WG support: how about you Re install the game and see if that fixes it?
 

I had just revived my loader before this clicker missed me.

Fuck the tier 8 spaghetti tank is actually getting a buff, I didn't think this was possible. They embedded the rammer bonus into the tank so you can run your third slot as vents and boost everything more

Finally broke purple WN8 recent
yea WN8 is dead and my WR is still behind but im happy to reach a milestone

Finally broke purple WN8 recent
yea WN8 is dead and my WR is still behind but im happy to reach a milestone

First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for)

I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs community for giving me the resources to improve myself, especially @kolni for his statement of trying for 'non-losing' gameplay, which helped me get my mindset into staying alive ^^

First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for)

I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs community for giving me the resources to improve myself, especially @kolni for his statement of trying for 'non-losing' gameplay, which helped me get my mindset into staying alive ^^

First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for)

I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs community for giving me the resources to improve myself, especially @kolni for his statement of trying for 'non-losing' gameplay, which helped me get my mindset into staying alive ^^

First 3 mark! (that I actually tried for)

I'm really thankful to the WoTLabs community for giving me the resources to improve myself, especially @kolni for his statement of trying for 'non-losing' gameplay, which helped me get my mindset into staying alive ^^