Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and loo