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    insurgus got a reaction from Matross in 5LINE Recruitment - WoT and More!   
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    insurgus got a reaction from BiggHAUS in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
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    insurgus got a reaction from Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
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    insurgus got a reaction from Flaksmith in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    You two got what you two had coming to you two.
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    insurgus got a reaction from Draconis256 in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from canadiantrex in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
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    insurgus got a reaction from Matross in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
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    insurgus got a reaction from Matross in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    why you heff to spit on my face?
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    insurgus got a reaction from BiggHAUS in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    I miss you so damn much. It breaks my feels to know we is apart!
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    insurgus got a reaction from KnobbyHobbGoblin in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from Hanz_Gooblemienhoffen in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from IanSanJR in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

  13. Upvote
    insurgus got a reaction from Matross in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from neziho in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

  15. Upvote
    insurgus got a reaction from KurtaMurta in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from Flaksmith in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from monjardin in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from FixerReloaded in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from Dr_Hilarious in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

  20. Upvote
    insurgus got a reaction from Sibbys in 5 LINE BEST LINE OR YOUR MONEY REFUNDED   
    Evil genius seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopaths for close to no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos.
    Basically the job involves turning up, farming tears and not being too serious. Which as an aside, is something people at AWFUL should learn one day.
    Unlike our esteemed political leaders there are no taxpayer funded perks to go with this job. We wont pay your rent, clean your house or fly you all of the world for free. However you'll be welcomed and looked after by snowdude21325, who after being banned from his last clan, thought he might as well start another one so he was finally in control. He will eventually become drunk with power, go from being a reasonable person to a complete shitflap and start randomly ba b baa baaa you know, uhhhhh, uhhh, baaa, banning people that disagree with him. (inside joke, its an AWFULy long story).
    So if you're looking for a challenge (whatever that means), are an enthusiastic self starter (whatever that means) and can turn up for stronks once in a while then send a message to snowdude21325. He's going to eventually piss and moan about how he has a "recruitment officer" to do this job, but he can eat a dick. He want's the captains chair, he got it. If you really want to impress him, come sing a song at ts.o7mort.com:6465
    2150 recent. 56% WR.
    We're easy (just like your mom). More emphasis will be put on your evaluation than your stats (just like your mom).
    In other news, today I learned that there is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
    o7 MORT!

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    insurgus got a reaction from Flaksmith in [AWFUL] wants you... to bask in the irony.   
    Cookie doing this.

    Resulted in this.


    Any questions?
     
     
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    insurgus got a reaction from yoyoya2 in [AWFUL] wants you... to bask in the irony.   
    Cookie doing this.

    Resulted in this.


    Any questions?
     
     
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    insurgus got a reaction from RNG_ in Have Clam! Need Beer! Now We Are Officially AWFUL!   
    It belongs to the people who put it there. Not your alt.
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    insurgus got a reaction from Tranderas in Have Clam! Need Beer! Now We Are Officially AWFUL!   
    It belongs to the people who put it there. Not your alt.
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    insurgus got a reaction from dirtd0g in Have Clam! Need Beer! Now We Are Officially AWFUL!   
    It belongs to the people who put it there. Not your alt.
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