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  1. Strey was all like "you're not going to start posting on the wotlabs forum again are you?". And I'm all like "no no, I'm staying away". Bwah hah hah
  2. Back in my day, talking about penises was a major source of amusement and frivolity. Geez, where's Rexxie when I need him. I will re-calibrate accordingly. Hey Trex.
  3. ZOMG this thread is still around. Posting here feels like meeting up with an ex girlfriend and having "I haven't seen you in a long time so I forgot all the bad stuff so we might as well bang" sex. It would appear I left somewhere around page 58. By that measure it took me 65 pages to finish grad school. I can now measure and record my life in "kittikat thread page" units. Also known as KKTPs. I will retire in roughly 6000 KKTPs. I will die somewhere around 7000 KKTPs.
  4. I feel like it's been waaaaaaaay too long since anyone has discussed circumcision. Maybe that's because I've been gone. But I'm around again. Hey Bun! Missed you! I also missed the rest of you. Just not as much. Or in some cases not at all. Not naming names. Okay maybe initials.
  5. Yeah when I think stat padding... tier X is the first thing that comes to mind. Those poor tier X seals. I just can't enough of beating them with my "turret".
  6. Some foreskins are also kept in place by a condition known as phimosis, a word that comes from the Greek meaning muzzled. Sometimes, with phimosis, urine gets caught in the foreskin, causing it to balloon. As alarming as it sounds, it can actually be a good thing as the ballooning helps the skin to stretch and separate the penis. It usually does not require medical attention.
  7. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained.
  8. Thanks! I decided to celebrate by buying myself a RSI SC FC7-M. Gotta love the grey market. Sploosh. Maybe someone will get around to my PBKAC org app... With the DFM coming out I fear for my interest in WoT. ATM all I can do is fap in my hanger. Which really means I just ride the elevator up and down. I'm srsly considering adding to the fish tank.... and that's not healthy. Also I'm an old dude. But I married a hot younger gamer chick. So I got that going for me now that the grey hairs are showing up.
  9. Speaking of which it's time for Yert's BDAY PLATOON w/ Rexxie and Ziddy (previously promised I have witnesses). All three of us can get penned together. PM INC! FIRE IN THE HOLE! Or maybe I'll just show up on the TS server.
  10. This was forum gold. Thanks Kitti. Now if only I had land holding clan tags to chime in with...
  11. http://worldoftanks.com/community/accounts/1000943648-sun9/ Wow. Nails on chalkboard. Brb, gotta go get sterilized. FOR-FUCKING-EVER. His stats are still better than some of the drooling idiots we see in pubs. He has ace tanker on his D2, so props to the little parasite.
  12. I have a feeling I'm not the cat in this picture. You've been talking to Strey. I see how it is. Does this mean no ZIddy & Rexxie platoon for my birthday which is coming up really soon?
  13. Considering we were running a 33% chance, that was a gift for us. Even with your team 2 tanks down it was close. I swear our E3 was AFK for a while. My flank to town went... well into town I guess. Props to you for being so chill about the whole thing, both during and afterward.
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