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Britzz

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    Britzz got a reaction from engineered for a status update, Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to fo   
    Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to forget everything I learned
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    Britzz got a reaction from Zinn for a status update, Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to fo   
    Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to forget everything I learned
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    Britzz got a reaction from TAdoo87 for a status update, Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to fo   
    Master degree in engineering finally done. I'll be back after I finish drinking to forget everything I learned
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    Britzz got a reaction from Tedster59 for a status update, New premium tank announced:   
    New premium tank announced:

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    Britzz got a reaction from RC_Tank for a status update, New premium tank announced:   
    New premium tank announced:

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    Britzz got a reaction from Zinn for a status update, New premium tank announced:   
    New premium tank announced:

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    Britzz got a reaction from westybig for a status update, New premium tank announced:   
    New premium tank announced:

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    Britzz reacted to westybig for a status update, welp i tried   
    welp i tried

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    Britzz reacted to X3N4 for a status update, What the fuck even is a "strunz"?!   
    What the fuck even is a "strunz"?!

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    Britzz got a reaction from Hîr-am-Helcaraxë for a status update, Find the mistake in this facebookk ad (translated from italian):   
    Find the mistake in this facebookk ad (translated from italian):

     
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    Britzz reacted to Xen for a status update, Hahahaha WG EU is so fucking incompetent. They spelled the IDEAL/S3AL team's name wro   
    Hahahaha WG EU is so fucking incompetent. They spelled the IDEAL/S3AL team's name wrong. It's Knäckebröd (crisp bread) and they wrote Kackerbrod (shitter bread). Holy fucking shit

     
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    Britzz got a reaction from Gashtag for a status update, I call russian bias.   
    I call russian bias.
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    Britzz got a reaction from Goldflag for a status update, I call russian bias.   
    I call russian bias.
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    Britzz got a reaction from Private_Miros for a status update, I call russian bias.   
    I call russian bias.
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    Britzz got a reaction from hallo1994 for a status update, I call russian bias.   
    I call russian bias.
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    Britzz got a reaction from UnusualMedic for a status update, I call russian bias.   
    I call russian bias.
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    Britzz reacted to Xen for a status update, Today's Protip:   
    Today's Protip:

     
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    Britzz reacted to It's_Matra for a status update, Surely being a vegetarian is just a missed-steak?   
    Surely being a vegetarian is just a missed-steak?
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    Britzz reacted to Rexxie for a status update, oh god 4202 stOP http://i.imgur.com/j1hbSmp.jpg &#   
    oh god 4202 stOP
    http://i.imgur.com/j1hbSmp.jpg
     
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    Britzz reacted to Hîr-am-Helcaraxë for a status update, My very first tier 10! T110E5 researched and purchased! Mom! I'm a grown up now!   
    My very first tier 10! T110E5 researched and purchased!
    Mom! I'm a grown up now!
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    Britzz reacted to Nope for a status update, 49% shitter sits RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CAP and tries desperately to farm damage rather th   
    49% shitter sits RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CAP and tries desperately to farm damage rather than winning, despite half of the team raging and pinging him to get inside the cap, literally 5 metres away- he would have been able to farm from the cap too, just too retarded to use eyeballs, fingers and brain at the same time.
    MissNurkie (13.43.28) JUST WOW
    MissNurkie (13.43.36) how bad do you have to be to not realise you have to cap
    MissNurkie (13.43.41) after we ping you A MILLION times
    MetallicaTank (13.43.57) you ping your mother next time
    MissNurkie (13.43.59) no wonder you hurt your team just being on it, sub 50% winrate, my god
    MetallicaTank (13.44.23) your mother is up 50% instead
    MissNurkie (13.44.33) That doesn't even mean anything
    MissNurkie (13.44.38) you're even shit at insults
    MetallicaTank (13.44.40) you could decap too bastard
    MetallicaTank (13.44.46) never ping others
    MissNurkie (13.44.48) No, I could not
    MetallicaTank (13.45.02) you could
    MetallicaTank (13.45.06) so stfu
    MissNurkie (13.45.07) If you dont see a problem with me decapping our base, from the enemy base, then you are more worthless than I thought
    MetallicaTank (13.45.11) caper moron
    MissNurkie (13.45.31) What's even a "caper"?
    MetallicaTank (13.45.46) ask your whore mother, she knows
    MetallicaTank (13.45.50) she told me
    MissNurkie (13.45.51) I don't know if your spelling or your playing is more disappointing to be honest
    MissNurkie (13.46.06) Nah, definitely your insults are the most dissapointing since they both contain horrible spelling and absolutely no finesse- much like your tanking.
    MissNurkie (13.47.31) You will never be a unicum, stop trying to farm damage and fix your winrate.
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    Britzz reacted to spencer for a status update, not sure if this has been posted yet, but fucking lol: https://www.facebook.com/yftze   
    not sure if this has been posted yet, but fucking lol: https://www.facebook.com/yftzeng.tw/videos/10203660152143758/
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    Britzz reacted to kolni for a status update, tfw you've been awake for two days straight doing light tank missions on meds but com   
    tfw you've been awake for two days straight doing light tank missions on meds but completely missed out on the fact that you completed the LT-15 mission YESTERDAY without noticing until now
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    Britzz reacted to Fabunil for a status update, How 2 Click like Uniscum: The situation: We get rushed by an equal tier full health t   
    How 2 Click like Uniscum:
    The situation: We get rushed by an equal tier full health tankdestroyer and get reduced to a oneshot with a damaged engine, the gun takes another 30 seconds or so to reload.

    1: use your stronk soviet sidearmor and angle your tank

    2: Let your stronk soviet tracks™ absorb that weak capitalist tankshell for you

    3. After you have taken all those shots, all the Stalinium™ will be concentrated in the front of the tank so that your front becomes impervious to enemy fire for a few seconds

    Send your last prayers to Stalin as he guides your shell to the enemy capitalist pig.

    Git outpleyed
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    Britzz reacted to TheMarine0341 for a status update,   
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