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    Literally came back to free xp to my type 61 and 5 absolute steamrolls in a row. Fuck WG and your whore mothers. Now I remember why I take year long breaks from this retarded game

    1. hazzgar


      Don't try ranked. It's literally 10 games where you fight to retain chevrons/get 1 on a loss and then 10 games in a row for wins. 

  2. Hi guys

    is this game still shit? Wanna see if my 400k exp from ages ago are worth using on something

    1. PlanetaryGenocide


      Really depends on what you want out of the game.  

      But generally, yes

    2. CandyVanMan


      I don't think the game is shit, mostly just the playerbase.

  3. wot worth coming back to or still shit?

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    2. YesThatWasAPCR


      I kind of miss shitgifting :happyfish:

    3. Jesse_the_Scout


      it's pretty painful bro, I've barely played maybe 2 out of the last 6 months.

    4. cavman276


      Wait and see if Screw 2.0 goes through.

    1. lavawing


      'scuse me, it was only a moderately sized ironing board :triggered:

    2. GehakteMolen


      As a wise man once said: The only thing wot players understand is an iron fist, in their face.


      And seems too many ppl recieved one :D

  4. defender gets sold again

    me: durrhurr time to get some ez wins

    also me: lose 4 first games in a row with 5-15 or worse

    1. Kymrel


      Yeah, you need to alternate playing the Defender with the TVP VTU to get the win rate back up.

    2. lavawing


      you need to switch your brain off to catch people off guard in positions that make no sense

  5. What the fuck is wrong with today's teams? They've been melting like the north pole all day long

  6. So how does one actually drive an ebr 105? I've been using one and I can't seem to get the hang of it at all. I constantly bump into my teammates, rocks and every time I try to control it properly it seems the ping I have screws me over (~140) because I can't apparently turn/reverse in time. Any tips?

    1. sundanceHelix


      I have 200 ping and I never play the EBR.

    2. sr360


      It's a hard one. I struggle with it simply because I can't drive it well, and that holds back my performance significantly. It is definitely a "twitchier" tank than many.

    3. PityFool


      Its very difficult to drive it on higher ping because the response delay in steering just fucks you over. Not to mention, combat with other EBRs is a nightmare on high ping.

  7. Why does the lynx feel so underwhelming compared to the hotchkiss? :/

    1. PityFool


      Lynx is quite good. It has a really good gun

    2. MagicalFlyingFox


      It only has 4 wheels and not 8.

    3. Kymrel


      No invulnerable shields on the side to take the hits?

  8. How is the HT version of the t54e1? Considering buying it again if it's actually gud

    1. RC_Tank


      i fucking loved it, people severely underestimated it and it was fun shitting on people for 1600

    2. SkittlesOfSteeI


      Its fucking good. The pen buff really helped make it relevant again. Its been so out of meta for so long I think people forgot that its basically a 57 heavy +11 or so second reload time 

    3. lavawing


      just dropping in I bought the T69 and the gun feels like one of those paintball guns I used to shoot when I was a kid

  9. 8 games, 1 victory.

    Roflstomps all the way, and in about 5 games I played the game was already decided before I even got into any sort of position.


    Guess its time to uninstall again

    1. sundanceHelix


      I played 18 games in my WZ-111-1-4 the other day... 2 wins.

      Fucking game

    2. Audax_Bellator


      When you uninstall you win every time!

  10. Reinstalled WoT to try again after 4 months break. Took 2 days to uninstall again. 

    Skill has nada to do with the game anymore, praying you get your map, with pubbies who can't differ crayon from food

  11. Just reinstalled Wot. 1 fps on lowest settings? wtf?

  12. I finally found the will to uninstall WoT. Congratulations me - no more tanks for at least 3 months :biglaugh:

    Surprised it took me almost 6 months after I made the mistake of trying WoT out again

  13. How the fuck do I make the sconq work? I loved my conqueror and thought it was excellent, and now I moved up to the sconq and I'm consistently dealing under 2k dpg

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    2. WhatTheSkara


      Apcr and abuse your turret. That's basically it.

    3. BlitzReaper


      On 5/7/2019 at 9:57 PM, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

      the better question is how are you not making it work? 

      its a conq dialed to 11, so if you did well in the conq you should be doing better in the s,conq?

      what are u doing differently?

      I used to play conq as a full support tank unless I was hulldown/was bullying t7s

      With the sconq I tried being a lot more aggressive, but I also had an incredibly bad streak that day during that streak. I'm doing alright now being a lot more conservative with it

    4. lavawing


      On 5/8/2019 at 3:57 AM, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

      the better question is how are you not making it work? 

      its a conq dialed to 11, so if you did well in the conq you should be doing better in the s,conq?

      what are u doing differently?

      I think it's probably not the tank itself but the tanks you find facing in a Super Conq. The Conq can pretty much walk over tier 9s, but that might be trickier in the Sconq?

  14. 5k dmg in my t10 strv, plus 2k assist - next player to me has 1.7k dmg, obviously a loss

    fuck you pub games

  15. Carry mode in my LT432, against an arty and a last TD

    Spot the arty


    Arty snaps at me and hits me directly from ~150m driving at 70+kph downhill and zigzagging

    Next game, getting hit directly 3 times by GW Panther, the only damage I received in the game that also killed me

    Fuck you wargayming, your family and your kids

    1. Action


      i lnow that feeling... one has to wonder how a human beeing working for wg can stuff so many dicks in his mouth at the same time and not die...

  16. Frontline?

    Normal game, 14 idiots to carry, already more likely to lose than not

    Frontline, 29...? More probability of losing?

    I'm losing my mind


    1. hazzgar


      Why do you care about winning in frontlines? You get crazy exp and credits, you advance ranks win or lose. It's the most stress-free I've played in a long time. 

    2. monjardin


      Yeah. I started focusing on capping and resetting. Sometimes it's better to throw and get an extra rank than to win. XD

  17. FUCK YOU wargaming.

    Emptied all APCR rounds I had on my conqueror, 322 pen, into every possible spot in front of an unangled 279, zero fucking damage.

    Whoever is in the balancing department of WoT that thought of this, I wish you a slow and painful concussion

    1. Archaic_One


      You know it's getting a fucking armor and gun handling buff too?

    2. Hellsfog


      Didn't it get on in this last patch?

    3. Deus__Ex__Machina


      it did, but only to the under armor to prevent over matching

      tbh APCR (aside from high pen TD apcr) can struggle on its front considering the angles, HEAT on the other hand shits on it   








    1. monjardin


      Stop playing it for a few weeks and try again.

    2. mati_14


      Keep calm dude, it's one of the easiest 3 marks, go full APCR for a couple of games, +4k games should be enough to get +1%

  19. Seriously considering selling my account.

    1. hall0


      Did it. 

      Bought a noob account 1.5 years later. 

      Yes I am retarded. 

    2. sohojacques


      What kind of coin can you make?


    3. Vindi


      Well I too posted it here for sell but the price I have in mind (1400 euro) was too high to many guys. On the other hand, I played and grinded and spent a shitton of money of the game since 2013, so for less it is simply not worth it to sell - at least for me.

  20. 5 t8 games. 
    10 t9 games. 
    29 t10 games. 


    My caern grind.

    Fuck this mm template, even with such a good tank it's impossible to enjoy it

  21. That's fucking it, every game I get a stupid tomato team, next one I'm taking out sky cancer

    1. hazzgar


      Just take t67 or something else that's balanced as shit in low tiers.

    2. simba90


      Take a KV-1 57mm out and spam APCR into everything while yelling "Beeeees"

      Guaranteed to make you feel better than playing a slot machine.

  22. T10 gameplay isn't about  making the right decions anymore is it? It's about rolling the dice and hope your team has more than 1 brain cell and also that teams don't have 5+ t10 TDs, 3 arty, right?

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    2. Kymrel


      Playing a T10 superheavy is about as fun as injecting bleach into your eyeballs. I guess meds might be a bit more interesting since they can pick engagements. But sidescraping against sidescraping and hull-down tanks slinging gold and HE is aids.

    3. kolni


      nope, can attest to that everything just sucks atm

    4. Fulcrous


      Unless you're platooned, in a high impact super heavy, it's literal dice roll

  23. WoT physics are retarded.

    Driving on flat ground on my STRV

    Small rock bump

    Flip tank over

    -allies cant flip back

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