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  1. I finally found the will to uninstall WoT. Congratulations me - no more tanks for at least 3 months :biglaugh:

    Surprised it took me almost 6 months after I made the mistake of trying WoT out again

  2. Hi Looking for platoon mates to play meta tanks and win more games Less cancer for me to play alone Thank you
  3. How the fuck do I make the sconq work? I loved my conqueror and thought it was excellent, and now I moved up to the sconq and I'm consistently dealing under 2k dpg

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    2. WhatTheSkara


      Apcr and abuse your turret. That's basically it.

    3. BlitzReaper


      On 5/7/2019 at 9:57 PM, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

      the better question is how are you not making it work? 

      its a conq dialed to 11, so if you did well in the conq you should be doing better in the s,conq?

      what are u doing differently?

      I used to play conq as a full support tank unless I was hulldown/was bullying t7s

      With the sconq I tried being a lot more aggressive, but I also had an incredibly bad streak that day during that streak. I'm doing alright now being a lot more conservative with it

    4. lavawing


      On 5/8/2019 at 3:57 AM, Deus__Ex__Machina said:

      the better question is how are you not making it work? 

      its a conq dialed to 11, so if you did well in the conq you should be doing better in the s,conq?

      what are u doing differently?

      I think it's probably not the tank itself but the tanks you find facing in a Super Conq. The Conq can pretty much walk over tier 9s, but that might be trickier in the Sconq?

  4. 5k dmg in my t10 strv, plus 2k assist - next player to me has 1.7k dmg, obviously a loss

    fuck you pub games

  5. Carry mode in my LT432, against an arty and a last TD

    Spot the arty


    Arty snaps at me and hits me directly from ~150m driving at 70+kph downhill and zigzagging

    Next game, getting hit directly 3 times by GW Panther, the only damage I received in the game that also killed me

    Fuck you wargayming, your family and your kids

    1. Action


      i lnow that feeling... one has to wonder how a human beeing working for wg can stuff so many dicks in his mouth at the same time and not die...

  6. Frontline?

    Normal game, 14 idiots to carry, already more likely to lose than not

    Frontline, 29...? More probability of losing?

    I'm losing my mind


    1. hazzgar


      Why do you care about winning in frontlines? You get crazy exp and credits, you advance ranks win or lose. It's the most stress-free I've played in a long time. 

    2. monjardin


      Yeah. I started focusing on capping and resetting. Sometimes it's better to throw and get an extra rank than to win. XD

  7. FUCK YOU wargaming.

    Emptied all APCR rounds I had on my conqueror, 322 pen, into every possible spot in front of an unangled 279, zero fucking damage.

    Whoever is in the balancing department of WoT that thought of this, I wish you a slow and painful concussion

    1. Archaic_One


      You know it's getting a fucking armor and gun handling buff too?

    2. Hellsfog


      Didn't it get on in this last patch?

    3. Deus__Ex__Machina


      it did, but only to the under armor to prevent over matching

      tbh APCR (aside from high pen TD apcr) can struggle on its front considering the angles, HEAT on the other hand shits on it   

  8. https://worldoftanks.com/en/news/general-news/matchmaker-status-update/ Seriously, if this changes from me seeing 3-5-7 games about 80% of my t8 games then that'd be great.







    1. monjardin


      Stop playing it for a few weeks and try again.

    2. mati_14


      Keep calm dude, it's one of the easiest 3 marks, go full APCR for a couple of games, +4k games should be enough to get +1%

  10. Seriously considering selling my account.

    1. hall0


      Did it. 

      Bought a noob account 1.5 years later. 

      Yes I am retarded. 

    2. sohojacques


      What kind of coin can you make?


    3. Vindi


      Well I too posted it here for sell but the price I have in mind (1400 euro) was too high to many guys. On the other hand, I played and grinded and spent a shitton of money of the game since 2013, so for less it is simply not worth it to sell - at least for me.

  11. 5 t8 games. 
    10 t9 games. 
    29 t10 games. 


    My caern grind.

    Fuck this mm template, even with such a good tank it's impossible to enjoy it

  12. That's fucking it, every game I get a stupid tomato team, next one I'm taking out sky cancer

    1. hazzgar


      Just take t67 or something else that's balanced as shit in low tiers.

    2. simba90


      Take a KV-1 57mm out and spam APCR into everything while yelling "Beeeees"

      Guaranteed to make you feel better than playing a slot machine.

  13. T10 gameplay isn't about  making the right decions anymore is it? It's about rolling the dice and hope your team has more than 1 brain cell and also that teams don't have 5+ t10 TDs, 3 arty, right?

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    2. Kymrel


      Playing a T10 superheavy is about as fun as injecting bleach into your eyeballs. I guess meds might be a bit more interesting since they can pick engagements. But sidescraping against sidescraping and hull-down tanks slinging gold and HE is aids.

    3. Kolni


      nope, can attest to that everything just sucks atm

    4. Fulcrous


      Unless you're platooned, in a high impact super heavy, it's literal dice roll

  14. WoT physics are retarded.

    Driving on flat ground on my STRV

    Small rock bump

    Flip tank over

    -allies cant flip back

  15. One game, full platoon of top tier E3s camping red line behind base.

    Next game, 2 top tier toon 705s camping forest on prok.\

    Game after, platoon of 3 T49s literally sitting behind arty in arctic region.


    I'm really not destined to enjoy my 103 0 grind am I


    1. snowdude21325


      Platoon? It turns the game from a 1 vs 29 to a 3 vs 27

  16. Just got STRV 103 0.

    Can't play it.

    My teams getting steam rolled.

    Way. Too. Fucking. Often.

    1. hazzgar


      Are you playing it like a regular tank and supporting the stronger flank when they push? Swede wedges are one of the few tanks it makes sense to go to a failed flanks since they can really slow down enemy pushes.

  17. How to 3 mark UDES?

    The baffling team/map dependency is killing me and I'm only at 89%

    1. hazzgar


      Have you tried working as a scout early on? Didn't 3 mark mine but I relatively easily reached 2 mark at the end of my grind while working from full stock with an imperfect crew, no food and close to no prem spam so 3 marks should be easy.

  18. A method I have been doing to avoid having to use WN8 and despair in every battle before it starts, I blacklist people who play on the same level as bots, whatever PR they may have. I've blacklisted people with 2000 to >8000 PR. This way I know that if I have them on my team on a future game, I'll be essentially dealing with 1 less teammate and 1 more enemy. This also seems better for me since I can gauge a person's negative IQ by seeing them how they play, as wn8 can be deceiving, such as a real unicum playing on a tomato account or a unicum account bought by a tomato. However my blacklist seems to be getting quite overloaded, so I'm starting to look for alternatives without having to download xvm. My question is, is there any better way to mark idiots instead of having to download XVM?
  19. Is it just me being retarded, or does this guy from reddit actually have 17 crew on his commander? https://imgur.com/a/GK3O62S

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    2. Fulcrous


      Lol not happening.

      The cumulative total for 8 skill perks, let alone 17, is 53 660 784. Even assuming 1000 xp goes into the commander every battle, you would need 53k + games. The cumulative xp more or less doubles each perk so you do the math.

      He would need more or less 27 474 321 408 (27.5 billion) xp. Even with boosters that isn't happening.

    3. Hellsfog


      The sad part is that nobody even questions whether the claim is a typo. 

    4. Fulcrous


      I think that's because 7 is believable.
      I'm at 6.8 for my RU med crews and 6 on bat. They have 3.8k and 2.8k battles respectively.

      and iirc tazilon had like 10+ on his 2801

  20. Got called out because one of our meds decided to suiscout and I didn't join him in throwing away my tank :hb:

  21. 5 first battles in t-50-2.

    5 times killed by arty at 60 kph.


    Fuck this, I'm gonna fuck up some other light's day too.

  22. Hey guys, I'm looking for a few platoon friends that can help me pad my wn8, so if you got an sconq, 430u or bobject or anything that makes you play in a kind of OP way lemme know I'm tired of being in the bottom every match especially in t8 so I now almost play exclusively t10 with mostly my 430u I also want to make sure I have atleast 2 teammates and not 14 bots like I usually see nowadays tenks bbs
  23. Sometimes, I am more scared of my own team than the enemy team.

    This is one of these moments.

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