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  1. I drifted my eco shitbox today and feel like a 11/10 pro driver

    Unrelated, forza has been purchased

    1. punishersal


      Bought FH4 not too long ago. Imo, worth the money.

    2. Assassin7


      can confirm. game is just, fun. and designed in a way to allow people to just have fun. So different from every other game these days

  2. Im thinking of buying forza horizon 4. Would be my first racing game, is it possible to play with keyboard and mouse? Obviously it would be massively better with an actual wheel setup 

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    2. Assassin7


      what you going to buy instead?

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      Veloster N. I honestly just enjoy how it looks plus everyone already has a GTI. I want something different

    4. MagicalFlyingFox


      Veloster.... Thing has 3 doors, 2 on one side and 1 massive one on the other.

      Goes alright too. 

  3. Im absolute shit at this game now. 2 year hiatus is too intense, nothing is the same anymore. All tactics that worked well before no longer do. Every tiniest mistake is punished so much harsher than before. Armor profiles no longer have reasonable weakpoints. Im struggling to keep 3k dpg in tier9s and games seem to take only 4 minutes on average now. Such a small window to do anything meaningful. The maps seem so much worse as well

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Looks like playing aggressively is no longer possible. I uninstalled. Game has gone to such shit that there isn't a single moment of fun I've had in the past 2 weeks. I cant do this anymore, its seriously the worst gaming experience ive ever endured.

    3. sohojacques


      Game went from having a lot of problems to one purely designed for camping pubbie shitlords with the map changes in patch 1.0. 

    4. Jesse_the_Scout


      It's weird, I've actually kinda liked tanks lately even though my WIN rate is in the toilet and I don't think the gameplay has improved dramatically as of late. I probably have a brain tumor.

  4. I was wondering why my fv4005 felt absolutely unplayable. They nerfed the acc from .38 to .42 at some point in the past 2 years. Fun's over in my only braindead play4fun tank. Cant even snapshot enemies at 100m anymore and actually penetrating things is no longer possible. Sad to sell it. They really are killing everything I found fun about the game. Only tanks to play anymore are hulldown pixel snipers.

    1. kolni


      FV4005 was so overbuffed though that it became such a big problem in tier 10, when Types were still meta it wasn't unusual to have half a team with HE primarily loaded and it was just a change for the greater good

      I loved my FV, most fun tank in the game after 50B for me but man what I was doing to the people playing against me is something I would never, ever tolerate happening against me, and then it became a meta tank and became more of a reason to stick to only meta tanks, because pixelsniping tanks generally don't get oneshot by FVs and there were literally 3 per team on bad days in the full tier 10 games

    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Im not unhappy that its not worth playing anymore as its better for the game in general. It's entirely warranted to make it so disgusting that it gives no joy, but its still saddens me that my anti tilt tank is gone.

  5. So every 4th game or so I play is entirely unplayable due to 30+ seconds where my entire game runs normally, everyone else in the match is capable of moving and shooting as normal (including shooting me) but my tank acts as if my client is disconnected. Ill by spinning in circles uncontrollably for 30+ seconds. Anyone know what the hell this problem is? I didn't even know this was possible. It seems like im receiving packets perfectly fine but cannot send out any info???

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    2. kolni


      turn it off and on again

    3. Deus__Ex__Machina


      why are you playing this game again

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      @Deus__Ex__Machina Because no other game touches me like WoT

  6. It's official, I've returned while I wait out the virus. As someone who hasn't played in 2 years, are double barrel heavies, brit lights and wheeliebois enjoyable? Doesn't look like anything else is new.

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Mahou players are still committed to being as edgy/cringy as possible. I guess not all things change.

      The double barrel heavies are fun tho. The amount of times I've baited a one shottable enemy out of cover by using 1 of my 2 shots is hilarious.

    3. lavawing


      PTA mobility got nerfed with the gun buffs


    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Wheelies are at least 2x more annoying than arty. Everything has higher alpha now. Everything can hulldown with impunity because universal armor buffs. Soooo... can I have the WoT from 5 years ago back? Only good thing I've noticed so far is that type5s no longer derp.

  7. 2 years without WoT and now im contemplating returning due to the shutdown and my horrendous boredom

    1. echo9835


      WoT will kill you quicker than Coronavirus. 

    2. kolni


      no fun because theres no all chat to collect tears anymore

  8. Every time I feel like wot could be fun I take a look at this forum and my urge dies. Wotlabs, the nicotine patch of tanks

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    2. wes


      I still watch streaming but everytime I saw the streamer cursed about troll bounce and miss I was so glad I were not playing anymore.

    3. Oicraftian


      Not if you're bad. That's irredeemable.

    4. Matross


      Welcome back~

  9. well, is7 is still total paper garbage with a shit gun and trashy mobility.

    Just managed to bounce on a 50b turret 3x.

  10. 75% crew M48, first battle, just under 10k combined. Well alrighty then

    1. MacusFlash


      Meanwhile my M48 has 25/15/5 - shots/hits/pens. I don't get it. On both common test and sandbox M48 is great but when I play it on regular server I get shit RNG.

    2. SchnitzelTruck


      I missed half my shots also, however I simply shot a lot :D 

    3. kolni


      my first game postbuff was 8,7k damage, shit's amazing yo

  11. I'm enjoying this server merge. No longer run into the same 100 people for 2 hours straight. I can now see an even broader spectrum of stupidity.

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    2. Errants


      Stupid people are everywhere.  They're inescapable.

    3. nabucodonsor


      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

    4. OperatorError



      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

      In America we say "That's racist".




  12. when your LT blocks more than all your team's heavies.


  13. Cant wait for the flavor of the month padders to get bored of the maus

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    2. Fulcrous


      idk how people can spam maus. it gets boring when everyone runs away from you because xvm

    3. Hellsfog


      boring and you get a map where you are nothing but an ice cream cone for arty. 

    4. hazzgar


      People still play it? I see less and less of them and I have that shit mission to do dmg to heavies in a med.

  14. LT's are overpowered


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    2. Assassin7


      the actual fuck? for what alpha?

    3. SchnitzelTruck


      390 alpha for over 9 secs.

    4. MAJEST1C


      Turret rotation is slow too

  15. Got TK'd by some random e100 shooting my LT in the ass with HE for all my HP in the first 30 secs of the game. Then he and his platoon mates proceed to afk.

    If you oppose team damage removal you are mentally challenged


    1. Fulcrous


      Yeah... unfortunately WG believes that an automated system is effective when so many people get away scot-free by abusing the system.

      Last guy who tk'd me ended up getting a 7 day ban because I sent a ticket explaining how people abuse the automated team damage system and how discretion is necessary to prevent future griefing. I basically told them that by not taking action/discretion to punish, WG is approving of tking on a daily basis. Took like 5 minutes but it was worth it xd. Maybe I just got lucky that it wasn't a mod who didn't give 2 shits.

      It's a shame that this game is literally more toxic than LoL and CSGO combined.

  16. http://imgur.com/aWwxXiI

    I don't want to be a masochist anymore, It's painful :(

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    2. BlackAdder


      So endless APCR spam once i grind 4 skill crew. :doge:

      this tank was good first dew battles but then people started to shooting weak spots. :notlikethis:

    3. Fabunil


      Now go and 3 mark the KV-4 Kreslshit :minidoge:

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Calm down Satan 

  17. http://imgur.com/2PSSuXx


    http://imgur.com/9HVCAeK yay 3 marked

    I'm rich bitch. Too bad I lost that 2nd one because .25 acc misses a VK100's hatch from near point blank

    1. CarbonWard


      S1 is 0.3 acc in siege :trump:

    2. SchnitzelTruck


      motherfucker :cri:

    3. snowdude21325


      Man, I really want that tank

  18. Running into JT88 platoon in strv S1

    ricochet, ricochet, ricochet, ricochet *switch to gold* ricochet, ricochet

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    2. SchnitzelTruck


      Side armor is also 30mm I believe. Jt88 won't overmatch it

    3. TheMarine0341


      You'll also be pointed directly at the JT, so little chance of a round even finding its side

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      Hooray for wedge of death!

  19. mfw a top tier t28 proto complains about the team and says he carried. "I did 1.6k damage and blocked 480"

    I wish I was content with such results

  20. It's weird seeing 22k people on one NA server. It's almost like it's alive

    1. Fulcrous


      Then you look at EU at the dead of night and it still has more people xd

    2. HowitzerBlitzer


      27K players = server overloaded on NA.


      Happened yesterday.

    3. Enroh


      ofc the server pop will bottom out when WG allows NA players to transfer to EU :doge:

  21. Mfw playing strv S1 and firing invisible in a bush at a JT 100m infront of me

    1. sohojacques


      It'd make an E25 blush. 


    2. ZXrage


      ultimate bushwanking tank

      being the biggest pain in the ass to heavies since the E-25 and 103b

  22. ijaAUZ4.jpg

    1. secret65123


      Now, if only the Americans would join in the fun...

  23. WG must be having some event in ohio. Keep seeing "Ohio_(number)" with locked account details doing 0 dmg in tier10

    Just Had a full platoon of them on my team in tier10 heavies. I gotta give one credit tho, he did manage to pen once.

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    2. hazzgar


      I agree with @Fulcrous it's shit advertizing to get completely annihilated by players who had time to learn the game.

    3. DirtyACE7


      And it's also intentional throwing of games being enabled by WG. Letting players who have never touched the game straight into tier 10. Whoever said yes to that should be publicly flogged.

    4. SchnitzelTruck


      I love a good flogging

  24. boosting is an exploit and if you do it you deserve to be banned.

    1. breeeze


      Since WG has been literally advertising them in ESL and didn't fix anything in years, it can't really be considered an exploit anymore.

    2. MagicalFlyingFox


      Hey, playing around with boosts in training rooms with friends is 1000x more fun than actually playing the game. 

    3. cavman276


      I don't know if I could call it an exploit, just douchey

  25. I decided to be a dipshit and go city on Ensk with STRV S1. Came out with 5.3k damage.... Okidoki then.

    1. SchnitzelTruck


      6k dmg defeat because this thing is such a fucking slug

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