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SchnitzelTruck

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  1. Every time I feel like wot could be fun I take a look at this forum and my urge dies. Wotlabs, the nicotine patch of tanks

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    2. wes

      wes

      I still watch streaming but everytime I saw the streamer cursed about troll bounce and miss I was so glad I were not playing anymore.

    3. Oicraftian

      Oicraftian

      Not if you're bad. That's irredeemable.

    4. Matross

      Matross

      Welcome back~

  2. well, is7 is still total paper garbage with a shit gun and trashy mobility.

    Just managed to bounce on a 50b turret 3x.

  3. 75% crew M48, first battle, just under 10k combined. Well alrighty then

    1. MacusFlash

      MacusFlash

      Meanwhile my M48 has 25/15/5 - shots/hits/pens. I don't get it. On both common test and sandbox M48 is great but when I play it on regular server I get shit RNG.

    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      I missed half my shots also, however I simply shot a lot :D 

    3. kolni

      kolni

      my first game postbuff was 8,7k damage, shit's amazing yo

  4. I'm enjoying this server merge. No longer run into the same 100 people for 2 hours straight. I can now see an even broader spectrum of stupidity.

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    2. Errants

      Errants

      Stupid people are everywhere.  They're inescapable.

    3. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

    4. OperatorError

      OperatorError

      Quote

      In Italy we say "mother of cretins are always pregnant" 

      In America we say "That's racist".

       

       

      kappa/

  5. when your LT blocks more than all your team's heavies.

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  6. Cant wait for the flavor of the month padders to get bored of the maus

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    2. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      idk how people can spam maus. it gets boring when everyone runs away from you because xvm

    3. Hellsfog

      Hellsfog

      boring and you get a map where you are nothing but an ice cream cone for arty. 

    4. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      People still play it? I see less and less of them and I have that shit mission to do dmg to heavies in a med.

  7. LT's are overpowered

     

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    2. Assassin7

      Assassin7

      the actual fuck? for what alpha?

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      390 alpha for over 9 secs.

    4. MAJEST1C

      MAJEST1C

      Turret rotation is slow too

  8. Got TK'd by some random e100 shooting my LT in the ass with HE for all my HP in the first 30 secs of the game. Then he and his platoon mates proceed to afk.

    If you oppose team damage removal you are mentally challenged

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    1. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Yeah... unfortunately WG believes that an automated system is effective when so many people get away scot-free by abusing the system.

      Last guy who tk'd me ended up getting a 7 day ban because I sent a ticket explaining how people abuse the automated team damage system and how discretion is necessary to prevent future griefing. I basically told them that by not taking action/discretion to punish, WG is approving of tking on a daily basis. Took like 5 minutes but it was worth it xd. Maybe I just got lucky that it wasn't a mod who didn't give 2 shits.

      It's a shame that this game is literally more toxic than LoL and CSGO combined.

  9. http://imgur.com/aWwxXiI

    I don't want to be a masochist anymore, It's painful :(

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    2. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      So endless APCR spam once i grind 4 skill crew. :doge:

      this tank was good first dew battles but then people started to shooting weak spots. :notlikethis:

    3. Fabunil

      Fabunil

      Now go and 3 mark the KV-4 Kreslshit :minidoge:

    4. SchnitzelTruck
  10. http://imgur.com/2PSSuXx

    http://imgur.com/j0KXIMe

    http://imgur.com/9HVCAeK yay 3 marked

    I'm rich bitch. Too bad I lost that 2nd one because .25 acc misses a VK100's hatch from near point blank

    1. CarbonWard

      CarbonWard

      S1 is 0.3 acc in siege :trump:

    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      motherfucker :cri:

    3. snowdude21325

      snowdude21325

      Man, I really want that tank

  11. Running into JT88 platoon in strv S1

    ricochet, ricochet, ricochet, ricochet *switch to gold* ricochet, ricochet

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    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Side armor is also 30mm I believe. Jt88 won't overmatch it

    3. TheMarine0341

      TheMarine0341

      You'll also be pointed directly at the JT, so little chance of a round even finding its side

    4. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Hooray for wedge of death!

  12. mfw a top tier t28 proto complains about the team and says he carried. "I did 1.6k damage and blocked 480"

    I wish I was content with such results

  13. It's weird seeing 22k people on one NA server. It's almost like it's alive

    1. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Then you look at EU at the dead of night and it still has more people xd

    2. HowitzerBlitzer

      HowitzerBlitzer

      27K players = server overloaded on NA.

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      Happened yesterday.

    3. Enroh

      Enroh

      ofc the server pop will bottom out when WG allows NA players to transfer to EU :doge:

  14. Mfw playing strv S1 and firing invisible in a bush at a JT 100m infront of me

    1. sohojacques

      sohojacques

      It'd make an E25 blush. 

       

    2. ZXrage

      ZXrage

      ultimate bushwanking tank

      being the biggest pain in the ass to heavies since the E-25 and 103b

  15. ijaAUZ4.jpg

    1. secret65123

      secret65123

      Now, if only the Americans would join in the fun...

  16. WG must be having some event in ohio. Keep seeing "Ohio_(number)" with locked account details doing 0 dmg in tier10

    Just Had a full platoon of them on my team in tier10 heavies. I gotta give one credit tho, he did manage to pen once.

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    2. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      I agree with @Fulcrous it's shit advertizing to get completely annihilated by players who had time to learn the game.

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      And it's also intentional throwing of games being enabled by WG. Letting players who have never touched the game straight into tier 10. Whoever said yes to that should be publicly flogged.

    4. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      I love a good flogging

  17. boosting is an exploit and if you do it you deserve to be banned.

    1. breeeze

      breeeze

      Since WG has been literally advertising them in ESL and didn't fix anything in years, it can't really be considered an exploit anymore.

    2. MagicalFlyingFox

      MagicalFlyingFox

      Hey, playing around with boosts in training rooms with friends is 1000x more fun than actually playing the game. 

    3. cavman276

      cavman276

      I don't know if I could call it an exploit, just douchey

  18. I decided to be a dipshit and go city on Ensk with STRV S1. Came out with 5.3k damage.... Okidoki then.

    1. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      6k dmg defeat because this thing is such a fucking slug

  19. SchnitzelTruck (1:28:36 PM) "too many shitters"
    SchnitzelTruck (1:28:49 PM) -does sub 600 damage in a 252 and lives to the end
    SchnitzelTruck (1:29:15 PM) 1.7k games in the 252 and you cant even break 50%, id just give up if I were you
    SchnitzelTruck (1:29:39 PM) youre so god awful at it you cant even pull a positive armor use ratio
    Phonyowl2 (1:44:53 PM) its mm driven shitter I bant help I get stuck with shit team
    Phonyowl2 (1:45:42 PM) my 252 has goov numbers even thogh i get dragged down by tier ten shit teams
    Phonyowl2 (1:46:31 PM) dont twell me your not hacking clan platooning ive been around to long
    Phonyowl2 (1:46:45 PM) my numbers are real yours are not

    Phonyowl2 (2:03:19 PM) I gave other accouint to my don phuny owl so stfu noew w ill ypu? I hav enough of your bullshit you not gonna tell me you better cause i dont cheat so enough already asshole you dont and never will impress me with your fake stats
    Phonyowl2 (2:05:23 PM) fucking clow i could reroll and use all your haks the one how good I am but I know its fake like you

    Backstory. As soon as the game starts this guy moans about how we're gonna lose because there's so many shitters. I say "you included yourself, right?". He didn't like that, hid in the back all game, and called me out for hacking.

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    2. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      @SchnitzelTruck i bet she was homeschooled 

    3. Medjed

      Medjed

      wtf is a funny owl?

    4. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      I'd ask him but he put me on black list after 40 minutes of chatting to me while I was busy actually playing the game.

  20. Well... Time to sell it. The perfection.

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    1. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      Even got the 666 wr down :happyfish:

  21. Grumpy1976 (7:50:28 PM) when I get you on my team I will make sure we lose
    SchnitzelTruck (7:50:35 PM) you already do
    SchnitzelTruck (7:50:38 PM) 43%er
    Grumpy1976 (7:56:12 PM) I reported you for harrassment

    1. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      thats.... quite a broad definition of harassment don't you think?

    2. Fulcrous

      Fulcrous

      > harasses you
      > reports you for harassing xd

    3. DirtyACE7

      DirtyACE7

      He harassed you first so he gets to report you.

  22. After almost a year of unemployment and traveling I'm back on the job hunt. Oh boy oh boy. Rip free time.

    1. saru_richard

      saru_richard

      better review your resume because if its shit your not getting a job 

    2. waga100

      waga100

      before you know it 3 months have gone by

  23. Holy fuck I forgot how ungodly underpowered the chieftain95 is.

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    2. leggasiini

      leggasiini

      Schnuutzel have u marked it yet?

    3. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Nah, its too shit. At 91%

    4. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      lol I lived through an entire match, fired 24 shots, did 799 damage. Only in this tank. Oh... I also wasn't facing anything with armor.

  24. Do you think this 43%er means it?

    SchnitzelTruck (7:38:52 PM) stick to singleplayer games
    IFRNMAX35 (7:45:59 PM) ok
     

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    2. BlackAdder

      BlackAdder

      Module hacks isn’t a thing? :gokuderp:

    3. nabucodonsor

      nabucodonsor

      Wasnt wot world of red bots? How does that differ from playing pve?

    4. Wewum

      Wewum

      Why would you tell him that? Did he do something to you?

  25. When you one shot ammo rack an is7 in the first 40 seconds of the game through the upper plate :PogChamp:

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    2. SchnitzelTruck

      SchnitzelTruck

      Maaaaaaybe. Just wanted to hit 4k DPG.

    3. hazzgar

      hazzgar

      Heat JPE might soon really make sense once the new patch hits. People will be overconfident with their armur. 

    4. FavreFan4ever

      FavreFan4ever

      Looks like the IS7 needs an armor buff :serb::serb::serb:

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